This movie fricking sucked ass, the only good scene was inside Langley

This movie fricking sucked ass, the only good scene was inside Langley

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a good movie. The pace is awful, the acting is stilted, the plot twists are stupid, the plot in general is bad and the final fight also horrible. MI2 is a better actioner on every level. It lives up to the title in being bombastic and fun.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank god someone else agrees this movie was shit
      >inb4 le zoomer

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        to add, I think that Ethan in MI2 is a way better protagonist. fun, adventurous, playboyish, sure of himself, the Ethan in MI1 and the rest of the movies is an npc protagonist with no personality. I like to believe MI2 is the only canon film and the rest don't count. I can't bring myself to watch them. So boring and lifeless.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > MI2 is a better actioner on every level
      Probably because the first one isn’t an actioner

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gum bomb
        >helicopter inside a train tunnel following a high speed train
        that's more ridiculous and cheesy than anything in MI2.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thinks MI2 is better than De Palma kino
    I knew Cinemaphile were contrarian gays but I didn't think it was this bad.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >movie is good because this famous director did it

      spotted the bugman. MI2 is a far more enjoyable movie that has an actually IMPOSSIBLE mission. the first movie makes no sense as an introduction to a new franchise. James Bon like MI2 is better than gay Bourne MI 1, 3 and the rest.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you expect from the Marvel generation? They were conditioned to watch garbage from a young age.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Give a good and detailed argument why MI2 is bad and not kino.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >doves

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. born 2011

        >t.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon here seems to like MI2 quite a lot over any other entry in the franchise. At first I thought they were trolling.

      I mean it's a fine movie but definitely the weakest one.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They all suck
        Bourne > Bond > MI

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bourne over Bond and MI

          What a contrarian homosexual.

          Anon here seems to like MI2 quite a lot over any other entry in the franchise. At first I thought they were trolling.

          I mean it's a fine movie but definitely the weakest one.

          MI2 has the most heart and soul of the entire franchise, barring 4, 5 and 6. 1 and 3 are soulless grimdark nonsense. Ethan was also a chad in 2 and cuck in others

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The entire franchise is for morons. The only reason they still get posted here is scientology shills trying to keep nutjob cruise relevant.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      MI2 is the best actioner made in the last 30 years.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        weirdo

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          TELL ME WHY MI2 IS BAD WITHOUT RESORTING TO NPC TALKING POINTS

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >TELL ME WHY MI2 IS BAD WITHOUT RESORTING TO NPC TALKING POINTS
            its "masturbatory"

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            anthony hopkings worst role, bad villain, ethan hunt looking like a superhero, girl that never was mentioned again

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              None of that made any sense and no legitimate criticism to be found. Try again.

              Nice try fatso, OP and the other tastelets failed to come up with anything other than “stop liking what I don’t like!” So why should anyone else put the effort in?

              See the in depth, insightful, and illuminating critique right here:
              [...]
              For the standard of discourse to work from. If I wanted to listen to an butthole I’d just fart.

              Again, no actual legitimate and well written out criticisms that stick.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. scientologist

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice try fatso, OP and the other tastelets failed to come up with anything other than “stop liking what I don’t like!” So why should anyone else put the effort in?

            See the in depth, insightful, and illuminating critique right here:

            It's not a good movie. The pace is awful, the acting is stilted, the plot twists are stupid, the plot in general is bad and the final fight also horrible. MI2 is a better actioner on every level. It lives up to the title in being bombastic and fun.

            For the standard of discourse to work from. If I wanted to listen to an butthole I’d just fart.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the amount of zoomerism ITT

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it summer already?
    This fricking thread wtf

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      2010 called. It wants its insult back, newbie.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. born 2011

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're only thirteen?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 is the only actual glowBlack person kino, 2 is just a John Woo movie, the rest are big budget sitcoms

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kittridge is the only kino part of MI1. Such a kino voice. I'm glad they brought him back in MI7.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like the way the movie looks so it's one of my favourite MI movies. I also just bought the Casio Ethan wears in that movie.

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