This movie fricking sucked but I can't stop thinking about it months after watching it. Was it secretly kino?

This movie fricking sucked but I can't stop thinking about it months after watching it.

Was it secretly kino?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anything that brings strong emotions has worked I've not seen it I heard it was cuck shit lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He gets cucked at the start and allows it but thankfully the prostitute of a wife dies.

      I knew it was kino as I was watching it, you should catch up

      Think you're better than me, do ya? Thems fighting words.

      I feel this movie bamboozled me.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I knew it was kino as I was watching it, you should catch up

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s painfully slow, they could have cut at least a third of it and nothing would have changed. But yea, great acting and great cinematography, no doubt about that.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Baby you can drice my car

    Yes im gonna be a star

    Baby you can drive my car

    And baby i love you

    Beep beep
    Beep beep
    YEAH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the same lmao based beatlebro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they wanted to have that song in the movie but it was too expensive

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I much prefer wheel of fortune and fantasy, but I feel the same way.

    It's more one to wrestle with. I'm not sure how I'll feel about it a year from now.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >im supposed to feel bad about a rich famous man

    NAH IM GOOD!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >That 20 minute driving sequence to the village at the end

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn'tCinemaphile highbrow enough to discuss movies like this?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I'm still thinking about it months later. I liked it much more than Worst Person in the World, which didn't resonate with me whatsoever. Also, I watch movie for she.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hamaguchi is a fricking hack. can't light a scene. can't write a script. cant get his fricking actors to emote. can't believe I sat through that 5 and a half hour dog shit 'film' of his.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >5 and a half hour movie

      Fr?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no, but Happy Hour is actually five(5) hours and seventeen(17) minutes long

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you should try with Asako1&2, is only 2 hours long and has cute grils

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cuckshit
        Weebs are addicted to cuckolding

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Baby you can frick my wife
    Yes I'm gonna be a cuck

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the sequel better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >she can PARK So Dam well!
      wtf seriously

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My dad made the same joke after watching the trailer

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it had no reason to be 3 hours long but somehow I wouldn't cut anything

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't even remember how this movie ended.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The protagonist and the driver go to her home town where she shows him the ruins of her house. He tells her about how on the day that his wife dies, he didn't want to go home because he was mad at her and he feels like she'd still be alive if he went home earlier. Then the epilogue is Misaki driving his car, which shows that he's done grieving and he's driving a new car.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the epilogue is Misaki driving his car, which shows that he's done grieving and he's driving a new car.
        Not quite, what it actually means is that the director became a dog which she now looks after.
        It's very subtle, I can see how it's easy to miss.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wish you'd become a dog because your jokes are so bad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ty, also based flopugh poster

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I am based. You want to know why? I downloaded a high quality version of the movie to take one screenshot and then I didn't even post it. I thought maybe it was pointless since I described how it ended. It did show me that the play takes place after they go to her hometown so I wasn't completely accurate.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            this happens after they visit the town

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              and then Misaki buying groceries in the epilogue.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sponsored by Hyundai

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The visuals and atmosphere of driving thru the countryside are kino af no cap, but the cuck storyline was not bussin at all frfr

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick was his problem?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't like people taking photos of him. I don't like it either but he was likely a narcissist because he beat people up for it and he ruined his own life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      high T

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing, he’s based. Society is the problem.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese Ezra Miller

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would guess he's a sociopath based on his impulsiveness and his lack of emotion.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no qt deaf sign language gf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll keep enduring it

      lol

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which other Murakami movies should I watch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only other Murakami adaption I've seen is Burning. Some people liked that more than Drive My Car so you should watch it if you haven't.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably the most recent film where most of Cinemaphile are unanimous on liking it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't dislike it as such but felt it was Lee Chang Dongs worst film and a disappointment since it was 8 years since his last. Great looking film but not much depth

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why did you think it lacked depth? I thought it told a very deep story about how writing is a release for real world emotion. It's the same reason why I know he didn't actually kill the guy at the end.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >It's the same reason why I know he didn't actually kill the guy at the end.

              What are you even talking about?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you not remember the poor writer killing the rich guy at the end of Burning?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes... I do remember that and I'm asking what you mean when you say that it didn't happen.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You see, the main character happens to have dreams of being a writer (one that hasn't wrote anything yet). This is often forgotten until the end while he experiences events that he perceives to be a certain way, but may be different. Is the rich guy really a killer? Did the girl leave town or was she murdered? The girl tells him that he didn't notice her when she was ugly and she liked him, but now she is quite beautiful. She tells him about practicing mime behavior, which requires believing you are performing an action when you are not. The rich guy tells him that the poor guy works while he himself plays. The rich guy looks at life and has his own fun with it while the poor writer is more focused on what is real. The writer "takes things too seriously". At the end, the writer is alone is the girl's room, she is not there and she may never come back. He jerk offs to the thought of her. Sexual pretend with a physical release. He goes to write on his computer in a scene that directly goes before the death scene. His pent up anger about thinking the rich guy killed the girl despite his general passiveness is expressed in his writing as he stabs the rich guy to death. He learns what good writing requires. You use it as a way to release you own emotions that you couldn't otherwise.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, Reddit. You wrote all this and I still don't understand. Are you trying to say that the stabbing was just his imagination? A story he wrote?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I knew it would be something stupid like that... You may as well argue that the entire movie didn't happen and none of the main characters existed except for the protagonist.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever. I guess it's all or nothing for you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a japanese adaptation by Tran Anh Hung of Norwegian Wood which is actually good.

      Kino adaption when?

      Amazing book.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hope someone can make some Kafka on the Shore kino soon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino adaption when?

      Unlike his short stories, I think these are borderline possible to adapt

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kino adaption when?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >husband gets cucked
    >Dialogue practice
    >Dialogue practice
    >driving and Dialogue practice
    >Dialogue practice but now by theater team
    >some more driving and Dialogue practice
    >the end
    What was the point of this movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think it was to subvert expectations. It didn't end up where I expected it to.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mog modern Korean cinema
    How he did it?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Loved that shit, felt like 30 minutes had passed

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are your hopes for the sequel?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the sequel

      It doesn't need a sequel at all but I can see you were memeing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God. I saw the poster and I was hoping it was Drive My Bike or some shit but it's Japanese capeshit. It's so weird that they got a good actor for it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not capeshit, it's capekino. That guy also has a role in Shin Ultraman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kenichi Endo was prince Junior in Kakuranger, Algolian Volka in Dekaranger The Movie and the main villain in Magimaji Pures

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, thanks for letting me know. Sounds like you watch a lot of Japanese movies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They got Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart for X-Men.
        If anything, the Nips was a tad bit too late in putting good actors for their Capekino.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They got Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart for X-Men.

          They really did and the original X-Men trilogy was better than it should have been because of the casting. Hugh Jackman was so good they just kept using him even in the new movies.
          It's probably hard to get good actors but it's also important if you want your movie to be good.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Actually the "prestigious" casting in capeshit started with Superman The Movie by WB hiring Gene Hackman and Marlon Brandon. Of course that brought some issues like Hackman having his hair for most of the movie and Brandon's bullshit but still brought legitimacy. Later it was continued by Batman 89 with Jack Nicholson. WB was so adamant in having a legitimate star that Nicholson got a portion of the box office.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You got it right, WB was the one who legitimize capeshit by using accomplished actors and directors.
            I use X-Men as example since it's the first thing that popped in my mind.
            I hope the Black Sun and Anno's Shin Kamen Rider will be good,
            Since they are clearly using practical effects and stunts instead of CG galore.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Marlon Brandon

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > literally uncle vanya the movie
    > the movie sucks
    you

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it sucked but I can't stop thinking about it
    same thing for me but with your mom

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