this movie has a really basic storyline but holy shit were the jokes funny at least. its almost 2 hours but it managed to make some great lines and the soundtrack was 90s kino
this movie has a really basic storyline but holy shit were the jokes funny at least.
it should be illegal for comedians to have feature films
none of you watched it i bet
nobody did
https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/13s1rko/all_of_the_the_machine_premiere_photos_show_empty/
I'd take that bet too
HES BEEN TELLING THE SAME GOD DAMN JOKE SINCE THE START OF HIS FRICKING COMEDY CAREER!
It wasn't funny then, or real, and it still isn't.
Beet kreischer is painfully unfunny
>dude I am... LE FAT AND moronic LOLOLOLOL
He’s that obnoxious fat guy that hangs out in your friend group and you don’t really like him, but he’s your buddy’s friend so he’s just always around, getting drunk and retelling the same exaggerated stories over and over again.
He also has a similar story to anything anyone else did but when he did it it was funnier and crazier and cooler than when they did it
I think his standup is hilarious (t. boomer) but geez was that movie terrible.
Along with Amy Schumer, the only thing I've ever thumbs downed on Netflix
buy an ad, homosexual
Guys, the Machine is hilarious. I thought Cinemaphile was a Burt Kreischer board?
He’s pretty universally tolerated at this point. I skip any podcast he’s on now. Admittedly he didn’t bother me as much early on but his schtick is so one note. He’s a fat guy who drinks too much over and over.
Just watched it tonight. Extremely bland. I chuckled maybe once. Writing was poor. I thought the parts where they transition between a flash back and the present or vice versa were pretty cool. But it got old kinda quick. 4/10 movie thank you for reading my blog
Genuinely thanks for the review, hate bert kreischer but I like shitty comedies and the trailer made it look surprisingly decent. So not sure what to think of this one
>Jimmy Tatro
Based. Anyone else /lax/ in hs?
No, I played a real sport.
Which one?
Football, but I'm just trolling I had a few teammates who did both.
It's fine to tell a fake story for a joke. All comedians do it. What isn't okay is to tell a fake story without a shred of plausibility, which is painfully unfunny, that portrays you as some epic badass, and that you try to milk to such an embarrassing extent as to have a feature film made out of a 5 minute bit. Definition of a hack.
Terrible movie and boomer soundtrack
Thought it was entertaining enough for a one time watch
Friendly reminder that Bert is 50 years old and still acts like he is 21.
is he shirtless throughout the movie?
Of course, it's his thing, along with crippling alcoholism and lying
Nah. Youve literally just proved youre moronic.