This movie has no right being so enjoyable.

This movie has no right being so enjoyable.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    bruce greenwood and chris pine actually carried this shit hard

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole cast are pretty solid, barring Eric Bana and Simon Pegg who both feel like they don't fit in

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are the odds, i just pirated it

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it’s 3>1>>>2

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wonder what post #2 was

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        sneed (probably)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what they were thinking with to. They had managed to pull off a reboot, why mess with wrath of khan?

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    THEY DESTROYED ROMULUS FOR LITERALLY NO REASON

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They wrote a story for no reason

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Destroying Romulus in the prime timeline was necessary for the story to happen?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes Black person
          >tImElInE
          you shouldn't be in charge of anything

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            The prime timeline was a term literally coined by the creators of this movie?

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hated it, but Its a decent action flick i suppose. Frick abrahms though.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    aaaaaaahhh i'm watching it now the opening scene is kino

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM GONNA SAY IT

    it's better than those new Star Wars movies

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pros:
    Unique "sequel/prequel-reboot" turn

    Great re-casting of classic characters

    Special effects

    Cons:

    JJ's shitty lens-flare effect, did he actual think this was cool or something?

    Inconsistencies with the established lore.
    >Like how did 'Kelvin' Kirk and Scotty know or even met Archer and his beagle when the last episode of 'Enterprise' took place 100 years before the events of both Kirks?

    >How did Admiral Marcus know where the Botany Bay was? In "Space Seed" of the TOS show, Kirk and Spock just happened to stumble across the Botany Bay, drifting in space for hundreds of years. Records of Botany Bay and Khan were "Fragmented or lost" because of WW3 during the 1990s (60s screenwriting at the time). So there shouldn't be any record for Marcus to know about Khan. And since the Kelvin timeline disrupted the fate of Kirk and Spock in missing their chance meeting with Khan's ship, technically he would be floating in space forever....but somehow Marcus just knew where he was and defrosted Khan?...."weird"...

    >How is it possible to go from Cadet to Captain in the span of a day? Sure one extraordinary situation would make anyone's record look good, and fast track one's career, but straight to Captain? Has this ever actually happened in Military history (without nepotism)?

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >star trek for normies by israeliteisraelite abrahams
    frick off

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      trek was always for normies, failed quints

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not?

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    whenever I put this on I always say to myself, under my breath, in a kind of off the cuff tossed-off affect, "more like start dreck." If there are other people around they will most likely chuckle to themselves. It is, after all, more of a clever remark than a laugh-out-loud funny one.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey man, I just thought I'd say that this is one of the least funny posts I've ever seen in my life and you should probably have a nice day. Sorry bro.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch Star Trek but I enjoyed this.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not real Star Trek.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re not a real human being

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Got around to watching season 4 of lower decks
    >its nothing but memberberries
    Ar least its consistent I suppose.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watching lower standards in the first place

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look man, I know it's not good. I know it's pretty terrible but I like trek and treat this and nutrek as not trek, it was the only way I could keep my sanity.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Abramsgays see lens flares when they die

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    JJ's Star Trek lore contributions:

    Destroyed Romulus
    Destroyed Vulcan
    Killed off Amanda Grayson
    Killed off George Kirk
    Spock is exiled to an alternate universe where his mother is dead and his homeworld destroyed

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