Beautiful movie and gut wrenching if you’ve ever loved anyone and watched the relationship fall apart.
I’m an incel now. Mainly because I got older and refuse to frick fat chicks and have no desire to prover my worth to a woman with kids. I wish I would’ve known when I was younger that most women are either mindless breeders or prostitutes. Love is very rare.
Probably true, first watched it when I was a kid with no relationship experience and thought it was whatever, but I am sort of afraid to watch it again now.
I think it is way overrated. The premise is interesting but not realistic that people would actually do that kind of thing, and unrealistic that Jim Carrey would simp for some total c**t that hard
I would do it. I wouldn’t be nearly as bitter or expect as much if I didn’t remember what it was like to be with someone I had so much in common with. Other than gossip, I really have no clue what most people in relationships talk about when they have nothing in common.
I play music, I’m into photography, I’m a film fanatic, and I read a lot. I also cycle and want to get into rock climbing. Most women around me at my age are mindless breeders who never developed any hobbies because they had children at such a young age.
You’re young and have no clue. Most people breed without thought or planning and play the same middle school tier games the rest of their life. They don’t realize the damage that their doing to their children until they’ve moved out, and realize that was their life. It’s like they’re stuck in a permit stage of adolescence.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I'm 33 with a wife you moron.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Then refute the rest of my post. Judging by the fact that you’re posting on Cinemaphile only proves my point.
11 months ago
Anonymous
It's always the same argument with you homosexuals isn't it? >you don't have a wife, you wouldn't be on Cinemaphile if you did
Do you blame Cinemaphile for your problems or something?
11 months ago
Anonymous
No, I’m saying why the hell would any mature adult with a wife and children be browsing the god forsaken place when there are so many more productive things you could be doing with your time. It’s definitely not a sign of maturity. But hey, maybe I’m wrong, because I don’t have your life, so I don’t know.
11 months ago
Anonymous
shitposting is fun for everyone anon
11 months ago
Anonymous
>you're immature >and all women are mindless breeders
11 months ago
Anonymous
I didn’t say all women are mindless breeders, just the ones around my social circle at this age. I also said I don’t know, because I don’t have his life. I honestly just feel like I would treat it differently, but there’s really no way of knowing that. I’m also aware that the way I view the people around me is probably why I’m gonna die alone.
>Most women around me at my age are mindless breeders who never developed any hobbies because they had children at such a young age.
Based. The problem is when they are both mindless and childless.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I honestly never had a problem dating a chick with a kid. If she was really cool I would be fine with two. But goddamn do they act like little girls, when they’re supposed to be women setting an example for their children.
They didnt develop a hobby because they got an actual life. Sorry to tell you this bro. Im in your same boat (photography, music, filmmaking, gym, boxing) but I dont make excuses.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Using kids as an excuse to occupy your mind is the exact reason you should wait to have kid. I’ve seen women try to get pregnant to distract themselves from their lust for other men. I’ve seen dudes try to lock it down right away. This isn’t healthy, and your kids are going to grow to hate you because you didn’t have a fricking clue on how to be a parent, not did you have them to mold them into an exceptional member of society. They did it out of their own selfishness. I would rather be alone and die without kids than know my kids thought I was a pathetic sack of shit and blame me for the shitty hand they were dealt.
11 months ago
Anonymous
1. Women cant wait to have kids.
2. If you are moronic or poor, you will be still moronic and poor later. Might as well have them fast when you still have extra energy from youth. For some reason, energy never seems to be a factor for arm chair psychologists like you.
>This isn’t healthy, and your kids are going to grow to hate you
stop projecting whatever childhood butthurt you have into others. I bet either they didnt beat you enough, or maybe they beat you too much. But you are just projecting.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>you grew in trash therefore what’s wrong with raising your own children in trash.
If you do have kids, and they’re smarter than you, they’re either doomed to your trash existence, or they’re going to separate themselves from you as far from possible and you will die hated.
11 months ago
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No such thing. If you are smart, your kids will inherit most of your iq and do well in life. Nurture is so overrated its almost a meme. All actual evidence points towards genetic nature being almost the sole factor of success despise what the ~~*academia*~~ tries to hide.
Again, keep projecting your shitty life and childhood traumas.
I play music, I’m into photography, I’m a film fanatic, and I read a lot. I also cycle and want to get into rock climbing. Most women around me at my age are mindless breeders who never developed any hobbies because they had children at such a young age.
the friends I had were complete shitbags so i stopped talking to them years ago. Hanging out with them sorta tanked my goals in life. The older you get, the harder it is to meet people who aren’t part of a designated friend group.
>not realistic that people would actually do that kind of thing
They absolutely would, millions of people suffer from traumatic memories, maybe it wouldn't be legalized for something as normal as a breakup but there would be profound mental health benefits if it existed. Sure it's an absolute philosophical minefield but I guarantee you that tons of people would get it if they could.
They absolutely would
BUT
The movie is not realistic at all because their whole method relies on getting rid of triggers and Dunst is still working her old job post-procedure
BUT
It's a great movie and lack of realism is not a valid criticism.
isn't that whole subplot with Dunst's character removed entirely? i know there's a deleted scene where it's revealed she had an abortion and had it mind-wiped, but i don't remember her character having much exploration in the film
As I grow older but retain an active, plentiful, freeish life I became a manic pixie guy towards the average depressed roastie.
I hate it. They latch on me as if I was their last train. But I will never be a beta provider (be it of money or entertainment) for a damaged 40yo woman. Sorry, I just women, simple as.
It's been years since I watched it but it really stuck with me. Bitter sweet stuff makes me sad in a good way as I can relate very closely with the troubled couple and not wanting to give up
I told my oneitis I didn't want to speak to her again shortly before this movie came out. I think she went and saw it with her boyfriend. I wonder if she thought of me
Movie incels will never understand
Incels live as rent free on your head as onlyfans girls live in theirs.
Does someone live rent free in everyone's head? Is this akin to the internal narrative question? Maybe Kaufman should kick the tires on that.
>Everybody’s gotta learn sometime…
Beautiful movie and gut wrenching if you’ve ever loved anyone and watched the relationship fall apart.
I’m an incel now. Mainly because I got older and refuse to frick fat chicks and have no desire to prover my worth to a woman with kids. I wish I would’ve known when I was younger that most women are either mindless breeders or prostitutes. Love is very rare.
Probably true, first watched it when I was a kid with no relationship experience and thought it was whatever, but I am sort of afraid to watch it again now.
I didnt care for it
I like when Frodo stole her panties
Brings up too many painful memories for me, I can't do it.
I think it is way overrated. The premise is interesting but not realistic that people would actually do that kind of thing, and unrealistic that Jim Carrey would simp for some total c**t that hard
Some people totally would, but I think most people wouldn't.
I would do it. I wouldn’t be nearly as bitter or expect as much if I didn’t remember what it was like to be with someone I had so much in common with. Other than gossip, I really have no clue what most people in relationships talk about when they have nothing in common.
You don't have many hobbies, friends, or goals in life, do you?
I play music, I’m into photography, I’m a film fanatic, and I read a lot. I also cycle and want to get into rock climbing. Most women around me at my age are mindless breeders who never developed any hobbies because they had children at such a young age.
>mindless breeders
lmao take meds buddy
You’re young and have no clue. Most people breed without thought or planning and play the same middle school tier games the rest of their life. They don’t realize the damage that their doing to their children until they’ve moved out, and realize that was their life. It’s like they’re stuck in a permit stage of adolescence.
I'm 33 with a wife you moron.
Then refute the rest of my post. Judging by the fact that you’re posting on Cinemaphile only proves my point.
It's always the same argument with you homosexuals isn't it?
>you don't have a wife, you wouldn't be on Cinemaphile if you did
Do you blame Cinemaphile for your problems or something?
No, I’m saying why the hell would any mature adult with a wife and children be browsing the god forsaken place when there are so many more productive things you could be doing with your time. It’s definitely not a sign of maturity. But hey, maybe I’m wrong, because I don’t have your life, so I don’t know.
shitposting is fun for everyone anon
>you're immature
>and all women are mindless breeders
I didn’t say all women are mindless breeders, just the ones around my social circle at this age. I also said I don’t know, because I don’t have his life. I honestly just feel like I would treat it differently, but there’s really no way of knowing that. I’m also aware that the way I view the people around me is probably why I’m gonna die alone.
>Most women around me at my age are mindless breeders who never developed any hobbies because they had children at such a young age.
Based. The problem is when they are both mindless and childless.
I honestly never had a problem dating a chick with a kid. If she was really cool I would be fine with two. But goddamn do they act like little girls, when they’re supposed to be women setting an example for their children.
They didnt develop a hobby because they got an actual life. Sorry to tell you this bro. Im in your same boat (photography, music, filmmaking, gym, boxing) but I dont make excuses.
Using kids as an excuse to occupy your mind is the exact reason you should wait to have kid. I’ve seen women try to get pregnant to distract themselves from their lust for other men. I’ve seen dudes try to lock it down right away. This isn’t healthy, and your kids are going to grow to hate you because you didn’t have a fricking clue on how to be a parent, not did you have them to mold them into an exceptional member of society. They did it out of their own selfishness. I would rather be alone and die without kids than know my kids thought I was a pathetic sack of shit and blame me for the shitty hand they were dealt.
1. Women cant wait to have kids.
2. If you are moronic or poor, you will be still moronic and poor later. Might as well have them fast when you still have extra energy from youth. For some reason, energy never seems to be a factor for arm chair psychologists like you.
>This isn’t healthy, and your kids are going to grow to hate you
stop projecting whatever childhood butthurt you have into others. I bet either they didnt beat you enough, or maybe they beat you too much. But you are just projecting.
>you grew in trash therefore what’s wrong with raising your own children in trash.
If you do have kids, and they’re smarter than you, they’re either doomed to your trash existence, or they’re going to separate themselves from you as far from possible and you will die hated.
No such thing. If you are smart, your kids will inherit most of your iq and do well in life. Nurture is so overrated its almost a meme. All actual evidence points towards genetic nature being almost the sole factor of success despise what the ~~*academia*~~ tries to hide.
Again, keep projecting your shitty life and childhood traumas.
To add to this
the friends I had were complete shitbags so i stopped talking to them years ago. Hanging out with them sorta tanked my goals in life. The older you get, the harder it is to meet people who aren’t part of a designated friend group.
>not realistic that people would actually do that kind of thing
They absolutely would, millions of people suffer from traumatic memories, maybe it wouldn't be legalized for something as normal as a breakup but there would be profound mental health benefits if it existed. Sure it's an absolute philosophical minefield but I guarantee you that tons of people would get it if they could.
They absolutely would
BUT
The movie is not realistic at all because their whole method relies on getting rid of triggers and Dunst is still working her old job post-procedure
BUT
It's a great movie and lack of realism is not a valid criticism.
>lack of realism is not a valid criticism.
It is
But even if it isn't, what you outlined is still a problem. it's a plot hole
It's at the upper end of realism compared to other movies.
isn't that whole subplot with Dunst's character removed entirely? i know there's a deleted scene where it's revealed she had an abortion and had it mind-wiped, but i don't remember her character having much exploration in the film
She had her relationship with the doctor removed and so did the doctor. It’s just another case of how people are still drawn to each other.
>so did the doctor.
He didn't though
You realize simps exist right? Why is it unrealistic for Jims carrery to be one?
You guys are misusing simps. The character in the movie actually got pussy.
>S'cream
daily reminder Mary was right
I liked it when I saw it when I was 17 but I haven't watched it since. Does it hold up? I'll never know.
Jim Carey’s acting was painfully boring
both leads were cast against type
The character he plays was supposed to be boring.
>you now remember Joel's mom caught him jacking off to furry porn
>and Clem laughed
Clem reminds me of an ex. Dunst reminds me of the woman I'll probably never have.
Painful movie.
imagine unironically having oneitis lmao
Imagine telling yourself you love a new person after ten different relationships lmao. Almost like you’ve never known love at all lmaoz
agreed
his other movies were good too
Science of Sleep
Being John Malkovich
Ace Ventura
MPGD slop. its all shit
every criticism here is missing the point
what is the point
im an hour in and this movie is fricking boring and tries too hard with the out of order dream sequences.
the dreams/memories are in reverse order
yea no shit sherlock.
It's liberal cope.
As I grow older but retain an active, plentiful, freeish life I became a manic pixie guy towards the average depressed roastie.
I hate it. They latch on me as if I was their last train. But I will never be a beta provider (be it of money or entertainment) for a damaged 40yo woman. Sorry, I just women, simple as.
Is Kaufman happy yet? Why does he write such miserable doomer movies?
It's been years since I watched it but it really stuck with me. Bitter sweet stuff makes me sad in a good way as I can relate very closely with the troubled couple and not wanting to give up
The final shot is one of the most kino ending shots of all time
Change my mind
I told my oneitis I didn't want to speak to her again shortly before this movie came out. I think she went and saw it with her boyfriend. I wonder if she thought of me
She didn't
Not being mean but women are weird like that
My ex named her son after me and hes not even mine.
Yeah, I already know
Nah. It's a good movie, but she's way too unlikeable for me to call it a masterpiece. It's like she had barely any good qualities
It's midwit söyshit
The Jim and Kate segments are excellent, the scientists scenes were meh.
I remember loving this movie, and then never watching it again.
being malkovich > adaptation > eternal sunshine
Synecdoche New York >>>>>>> all those movies
never seen it, i'll check it out
Charlie Kaufman wrote all the movies you listed but Synecdoche was the first one he wrote and directed if you didn't know. You should like it a lot.
>UHD finally released
>the transfer is shit
If this happens with Lost in Translation I'll lose it.
top 3 among Kaufmann's works