this movie is exactly what zoomers deserve
imagine being a teen or young adult and this is the matrix movie your generation gets
hilarious
this movie is exactly what zoomers deserve
this movie is exactly what zoomers deserve
imagine being a teen or young adult and this is the matrix movie your generation gets
hilarious
Zoomers got the best Batman movie to make up for it.
1. batman returns is the best batman movie
2. nolan batman is millennial
3. pattinson batman is the zoomer batman
you didn't get anything right
>1. batman returns is the best batman movie
lolwut?
The Dark Knight came out in 2008, that's zoomer. The defining millennial superhero movies are the Tobey Maguire Spider-Man and X-Men. Also the early ones had the Tim Burton/Schumacher ones.
The oldest zoomer was 8 years old in 2008. It's a PG-13 movie. They were still watching sesame street.
The oldest zoomer was 11, dumb frick. I was watching PG 13 movies as a child
Okay zoom-zoom, whatever you say kid.
Hope your mom gets raped by a pack of Black folk
the dark night is pg-13. no zoomer alive was even allowed in a theater when it came out. shut the frick up.
So millennials didn't watch Jurassic Park in the 90s? K then.
go the frick back to r*ddit you fricking moron
Anyone of any age can watch a PG 13 movie in theaters
Shut up you absolute moron
>batman returns is the best batman movie
Wow how can one man be so wrong? The only good Burton flick is Peewees big adventure, before he started insisting upon himself in every movie
tasteless nostalgic boomer
That's millennial Batman moron. Zoomer Batman is Pattinson
Pattinson is Gen Alpha Batman, it came out like this year. Or are we defining Batman movies by what came out when generations were teenagers? Because I'm defining it more by what your childhood Batman movies are, and for zoomers that would be the Dark Knight trilogy and the Snyder movies.
First of all the oldest zoomers were 11 in 2008, second of all Jurassic Park is also rated PG-13 but millennial kids watched the shit out of that in 1993. Heck, Terminator 2 was rated R and millennials still watched it. Not everyone grew up in a Christian household.
Oh, I was defining it by what generations were teenagers. Because millennials were like 21-25ish when TDK came out.
Ok yeah TDK is definitely a millennial teen movie, maybe even a defining millennial teen movie. Kid culture and teen culture are different.
Read the pic.
Shit wrong one. This one's more accurate. Most of the stuff in the millennial/zoomer overlap of the other chart is purely millennial.
>just look at my chart bro the chart can't be wrong bro
It's pretty accurate IMO and mathematically objective too. Childhood culture tends to be when you're around 5-12.
Looks pretty accurate to me. GenX needs a nod to the old arcade machines because they're obsessed with them.
That's the most accurate generation chart I've seen, but here people gatekeep the stupidest stuff. Apparently kung fu fricking Panda was a super adult movie that children didn't watch.
You made me giggle, but to be completely and totally fair, Kung Fu panda 1 was clearly about a 20-something screw up finding his independence through tertiary education. Given the release year was 2008 a college aged male would have been born in the late 80s. You can maybe extend that to a lesson for high schoolers as to what comes next in life, which is born early 90s and thus inarguably millennial.
i was born in 1985 (old millennial) and that chart is way off. everything in late gen x i watched as a kid and half the shit in core millennial i already was too old to be into it. it's also missing a lot of other more important shit to millennials, like numetal, drugs, extreme sports and movies. i think my generation was the least into kid shit ever because everything had to be edgy and grown up.
that chart fricking sucks. take it back to r*ddit.
If you were born in 1985, you don't even remember the 80s. At most you'll remember 1989. Sure you may have watched reruns of Transformers, but the target audience was Gen Xers born in the late 70s, especially since it came out before you were born. The chart is about the original run of things. Reruns don't count, which is why Spongebob isn't in any of the zoomer sections even though every single zoomer watched Spongebob as a kid.
i am not american and everything on that chart came to my country 6 to 12 months late, it's not a big difference. cope harder you gay.
I'm not American and I was born in 1983
is correct.
In all fairness, the early 80s is kind of a gray area. You guys are sometimes called "Xennials", so there is some stuff from the late 80s like TMNT that you and Gen Xers were both old enough to associate with your childhoods.
And that's really because this generational warfare stuff is a boomer thing. Boomers are a very clearly defined generation because of WW2.
The only generational divide since then is the Millenial/Zoomer divide which I define as Millenials are old enough to remember 9/11, zoomers have never known peace.
You don't have to be rude. I'm not saying you can't have associated that stuff with your childhood, I'm just saying that in terms of initial target audience, that stuff was intended for Gen Xers. You had to be at least like 5-8, let alone alive when something came out to get to claim it. Which is why like I said, zoomers don't get to claim Spongebob even though there's not a single zoomer alive who hasn't seen it.
Builshit I was born in the 80s and transformers, ninja turtles etc where popular in the 90s when I was a kid. The 80s stuff carried over into the 90s big time and that charts dumb as frick.
I don't know if its cause I was Canadian or not so I only got some shows but I remember watching inspecter gadget and some other late genx stuff. Fricking inspector gadget's theme song is stuck in my mind.
Here let me help.
SOME
body once told me.
Might be a canadian thing. Scooby-Doo doo, Adam's family, tmnt, he-man, transformers and a bunch of other GenX stuff was super popular when inwas growing up in the 90s.
Gen X wasnt in the fricking 60s tard
omfg your gay
Kurt Cobain was born in 1967 and he's the king of the Gen Xers.
Keanu Reeves was born in 1964.
He's not a boomer.
The baby boom was well and truly over by the mid-60s.
I grew up in a chistian house and saw jurassic park and terminator 2 and die hard 3 and braveheart in theaters with my parents
Millenials*
It's not for zoomers though, it's for GenX.
The first Matrix is for Gen X. Reloaded and Revolutions is for early millennials. Resurrection is for zoomers.
>bullshit
Bullshit.
You clearly weren't 17 in 1999. If you were you'd know it's ALL for GenX.
X-men was for millennials.
And you clearly weren't 14 in 1999, Matrix is as much a millennial film as a gen x one
It's not really for anyone. That's why it was such a big failure.
It was definitely made for the original fans who are now older and wiser. But it also had the baggage of Larry's degeneracy attached to it before it even began. Thus all the very not subtle subtext.
But the actual text is still "Neo and Trinity got old." Neo in the original being almost quintessence of the GenX loser in the original, is still the quintessential GenX loser in Ressurection torn between the wisdom granted his age and his longing for his heroic prime.
It's a very similar movie to Logan, but where Logan finds peace at the end, Neo finds tragedy renewed, he's just now wise enough to recognize it for what it is.
The movie was absolute garbage.
Just like your opinion.
Don't forget to dilate tonight.
>look mom i posted the thing
Zoomers are 30 year olds at this point aren't they, this zoomer and boomer shit is getting deprecated
no the oldest zoomers are 25 you fricking moron
>millennials wanting so badly to co-opt mediocrity that is the dark knight
okay have your nolan schlock manchildren
>zoomers LARPing as Gen X and Millenials ITT
I'm not gonna disagree with them that TDK is a millennial teen movie, but it's a zoomer childhood movie in much the same way Jurassic Park is a millennial childhood movie despite being PG-13.
critic proof
I saw this in theaters toward the end of its run. It wasn't that bad, in fact I rather enjoyed it. The nu-Zion parts were comfy.
kys IRL
Why do I deserve bad thing ms just because I was born a certain year?
*bad things
People don't realize you can't control when you're born. Then again that doesn't stop people from having other prejudices based on similar shit.
Because your generation doesn't even try to rail against anything you're fed. You larp as che style revolutionaries but you're basically just bolshevik israelites. You're like if 60's hippies were pro 'nam
>You larp as che style
the average zoomer has no idea who che is, moron. update your references, you're showing your age.
Zoomers are the most mind controlled listen to whatever the gov and eceleb says generation. They are worse than bookers for their mind control.
And it your responsibility to show them a better way instead you b***h like a little fricking b***h on anonymous imageboards to salve the pain of knowing for a fact you're a little b***h.
Not my generation raising them and since they were corrupted so young it's unlikely they will ever recover.
Then if you're not going to do something about it stop fricking b***hing. You don't have the right.
deflecting like the boomer you are
>word salad pseud backed into a corner and trying to throw the zoom zoom off of the scent
I honestly get a little upset when I see Millenials and GenXers joining in on the anti-Zoomer hate parade. Millenials in particular copped it so fricking and most of us were in NO WAY able to process what the media was dumping on us just to sell copy to boomers. And now we turn around and do the same thing to Zoomers when they get to inherit this shitty hand-me-down civilization treadbear and covered in dry spooge and getting told it's their fault for not knowing how to solve every problem using forthright morals and critical thinking skills they were never even taught.
It's fricking disgusting. I mean sure if they're going to be disrespectful slap them down, that's part of growing up, but they're litterally sitting there waiting for us to lead them, which we have absolutely no intention of actually doing even though it is absolutely our duty and we're old enough to know that, and we just fricking beat on em for it.
This. Millenials are better educated than Boomers or X ever were. We'll ignore that super cringe nu-atheism phase but at least we were trying to take apart the pants on head moronic 'just because, kid' systems that we inherited from the world.
Zoomers will be less educated and revert back to the generational means or worse as the wild west information scape of pre-smartphone web vanishes. We have one moment to seize for a generational transfer of knowledge but are instead panicking like rats on a sinking ship.
There's like one moment in this whole flick worth talking about and its the part where the french guy is talking about merchandising or whatever. Its completely forgettable.A total joke
>So about that machine civil war and humans still being used as energy batteries to run the simulation.
>Yeah just greenlight a sequel in ten years.
I thought it was decent. It could've been way worse for sure.
Would it have killed keunu to at least shave his fricking patchy rat beard? I'm not surprised he didn't put even a tiny bit of effort into reprising the role
Modern Keanu without his beard just looks like a fat lesbian
I never understood people blaming a generation for sucking. They are literally, literally only behaving how they were raised to behave. If you don't like them, it is 100% the responsibility of the generation before them
"Wow zoomers are so shit, they've all been given participation trophies!!"
WHO GAVE THEM THOSE TROPHIES butthole
Like a splinter in your mind..
Matrix being a failure and memoryholed meanwhile Top Gun being an incredible success and breaking records.
If anything its a dunk on millennials, and how zoomers are more interested in gen X soulful kino than millennial pozzed fast food flicks
Might be due to the fact that M4 was a absolute dogshit movie made by an insane transsexuals who is so out of touch with reality that the only good movie they produced was the first matrix movie. Everyone after slowly being worse and worse as they slip off the edge. The wachoskis will commit suicide in the next 10 years.
>people talking about millennials/zoomer/boomer thing like its astrology
These terms were invented by big corps for profit and you cattle keep using them as if they had any basis on reality at all.
Far too many things happened in the 21st century for somebody born in 1999 and somebody born in 2014 to be considered the same generation. And its not because the older ones are adults while the younger are children still. They will NEVER be at the same phase in life, they have NOTHING in common. 25yo zoomers now will be in their late 30s when the youngest zoomers START their early 20s. How on earth are these people considered the same? WHY do people just accept and partake on this generational gobbledyasiatic?
>WHY do people just accept and partake on this generational gobbledyasiatic?
Because the world keeps turning into a predictable series of social cycles i.e. boom, bust, strife, war, boom, bust..
that doesnt answer my question
You stated they have nothing in common, although perhaps true in how fast the turnings seem to happen in society at the moment, isn't true on the whole as generations are defined by this turning and often will have more in common with the generation 3 cycles before their own than they will have with the ones immediately following or proceeding. So this is why generations still have validity, because despite common hope and belief we are in fact not yet in 'post-history' so the generational categorizations still hold weight.
>isn't true on the whole as generations are defined by this turning
what turning? which turning?
>often will have more in common with the generation 3 cycles before their own than they will have with the ones immediately following or proceeding
what? no. Zoomers have way more in common with millennials than baby boomers or the silent generation. Idk where you got this idea from
>because despite common hope
what common hope?
>we are in fact not yet in 'post-history' so the generational categorizations still hold weight.
how? how not being post history invalidates anything Ive said?
You write paragraphs but dont say anything meaningful
>what turning? which turning?
I can't get much further with you on this one if you've already fallen at the first hurdle...?
Societal conditions. Ignore technology and media. What are the economic and social pressures of an era? What values do these engender or dissuade. What types of characters might emerge from these ages? What opinions and approaches to life? What is war. What is recession. What is disaster. What is opportunity. These are the turnings.
You are such a condescending pseud, yet you suck at expressing and explaining your points clearly and to the simplest degree (because you want to sound smart)
Yeah different points in time will be… DIFFERENT. Groundbreaking info you gave right there.
How does that disprove the original point of my post? How does a 25yo zoomer have more in common with a 12yo than with a 28yo millennial?
I'm not the one who was demanding answers?
I've explained why the generations are still relevant and how they can have commonalities with each other and how those commonalities aren't as you assumed and correctly identified are necessarily within the peer groups of said generations because they grew up through different turnings i.e. crises, economic booms, recessions and so on. No one was trying to break ground. Just explaining that for as long as we aren't in post-history the 'generations' will persevere. That was what you asked.
Whether you want to put stock in the generations is up to you. You now have arguments as to why we structure groups in the generational format and have interpretations as to why they might be more valuable or relevant than first assumed.
you are either a troll or low iq
You stated that generations are bullshit.
I stated that they might not be bullshit.
Carry on as you like. So much for expanding the mind..
no you are just too moronic, and keep misinterpreting questions and answering them and pretending you did something
>I'm here to answer the specific points of your posts that you want me to and not the specific point which I picked up on and wanted to reply to which was your deriding of the whole validity of what a generation is and why we indulge in them
>the specific point which I picked up on
>aka the one i made up in my mind instead of anything related to the original post im replying to
why are you moronic?
The one I green texted from your post in the first place. Don't act like I've put any words in your mouth. I also commented that you were on the money with the blurred lines of the entire premise. I'm not sure exactly what more you want.
>I'm not sure exactly what more you want.
you sucking my fat plumpy delicious wiener, since you’re obviously a female
Nevermind. It's futile to argue with someone who calls other people cattle yet didn't know what a turning was. Carry on with your zoomer fixation.
carry on with sucking my wiener.
Plus that was just another question you misinterpreted
I loved the Matrix and liked Reloaded and Revolutions. Is Resurrections that bad compared to even Revolutions?
They aren't even on the same plane of existence
Resurrections is unfathomably bad
I guess I'll continue to be a Trilogy + Animatrix enjoyer then.
It makes Revolutions look like a 10/10 kino in comparison.
I'm going to do my best to compliment this dogshit piece of trash troony movie
1. I liked the "fast forward/pause/slow time" abilities of the not-architect. Smith (an actual Smith) being unbound by those rules and create Chaos could have worked. The only really decent idea in the movie, it's not mind shattering or anything but it's solid and could have worked well, if the movie didn't suck shit
2. The suicidal bot-people. It was so goofy and ridiculous, but also kind of kino. Agaim, there's a world where this could have worked in a way where it was actually good, instead it's the only good part of the movie because it's so goofy and stupid it's hilarious. Drive-by motorcycle punches
>film shitting on soulless sequels and marvel universe
they definitely deserve it
watching this movie made me realize that Keanu is a bad actor
Keanu is a really limited actor and he needs really specific roles to shine.
Hard to believe this movie is real, keanu reeves taking a shit would have been better.
Everything Everywhere all at Once is this generations Matrix.