This movie is legitimately horrifying

This movie is legitimately horrifying

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm going to watch this now because of you so you have to watch born to be wild now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember nothing about that movie except a map being drawn on someones back, and a part where they have to cut open a swollen bump on a kids neck.
      The later part is burned into the back of my mind, what the frick was that?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok I'll watch it, but now you have to watch 12 Monkeys

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to the /vr/ poster who wouldn't shut the frick up about the Saturn Congo game? I miss him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf it's better than it has any right to be

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf it's better than it has any right to be

      >Congo Saturn game
      Cinemaphile has yet to beat my high score

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if there is not conga line in this movie I'm gonna be disappoint

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So is this a cheap imitation of kingkong?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The book was so much better.

      Not really, its more like domesticated monkeys protecting a abandoned city with diamonds or something.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're gorillas and their task was to guard the hidden city diamond mine, but they were brutalized so badly they became murderous and savage but intelligent. They killed all of their handlers and citizens but still protected the mines. Anyone who stumbles across it dies. But there are still people who seek to find it and get rich and don't believe in the killer gorilla.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They're human gorilla hybrids. Read the book

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And these hybrids happen to look exactly like regular gorillas because..?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Read the book.
              They look different from gorillas in the book.
              At first the characters assume they're chimp gorilla hybrids, and then...

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They were bred with locals, duh.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, The gorillas were bred like dogs.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I have read all of Chrichton's books and they werent human hybrids. It has been 20 years since I read it but iirc they were just bred and domesticated and trained

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Usually the case but all of his books were much better than the movies. Haven't read it since I was a kid but I remember Lost World being so kino and the movie was fricking terrible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The book is always better. NO EXCEPTIONS.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          especially the audiobook, a very kino listen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's about murderous monkees. It's scary because they really exist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We know. America is filled with them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a Michael Chrighton story so no it’s way better than King Kong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >So is this a cheap imitation of kingkong?
      It’s actually closer to H R Haggard’s ‘King Solomon’s Mines’ one of the Alan Quartermain books/movies.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The final scene, the hippos and the jungle attack are pretty scary. The rest is a really fun action adventure with great music. Makes me was to decoy anti-air missiles with my waifu before skydiving out of a crashing plane then river rafting with a bunch of singing porters through the jungle

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this movies goes all the way, you laugh til you cry its fricking lol

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you tell the difference between the real monkey and the guy in the monkey suit?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mr. Homolka, stop eating my sesame cake.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH N-

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [Pisses me off how they didn't use the laser till the end of the movie.]

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They needed those large pure diamonds they found in the mines though. She grabbed from one from Charlie's corpse and put it inside the device

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      These fricking things gave me nightmares when I was a kid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AWW WHY'D YA SLICE OF MUH HAND!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Karen Ross, PhD: put em on the endangered species list!
      Dare I say, based?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For me it was the based black guy who they had to bribe.
        >STOP EATING MUH SESAME CAKE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Karen Ross, PhD: put em on the endangered species list!
      Dare I say, based?

      The laser scene is such a great climax, me and my buddy lost it the first time we saw it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What the hell is that?!
        >The latest thing in communication

  11. 2 years ago
    Nobody From Nowhere

    amy bad gorilla.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You just know Peter was banging Amy

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    got me nightmares as a kid

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Amy pretty
    Ugly woman

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WHO'S KAFKA?! TELL ME!

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Customs agent hit me in the head with a can of peanut oil for stamping visas! I'm telling you, I'm never going back to that country; they have permanently wigged out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There was a lot of perfect casting choices in this, his being the best.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Me anon , me good poster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me want greendrop drink post

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ugly anons. Ugly. Go away.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon shitty. Shitty anon go away.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now I want to bake a Sesame Cake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tasty

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    STOP EATING MY SESAME KEK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This guy was based. He'd filter everyone now though

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any other monke kino?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ad Astra

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Project X

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Link

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the george floyd video

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's so shitty? It's not scary at all and very cheesy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you're old enough to have seen Congo when it was relevant and still post frogs on Cinemaphile you need to reevaluate your life

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >inputs coordinates for satellite
    >this is for you, Charlie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When that c**t threw the diamond away at the end she cost thousands of people their jobs, just as a frick you to one rich guy who would remain rich anyway.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's a typical socialist

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          When that c**t threw the diamond away at the end she cost thousands of people their jobs, just as a frick you to one rich guy who would remain rich anyway.

          She was more of a patriot than you. And sick and tired of her and others like her being used and discarded as expandable. She made a deal with the boss and was betrayed.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE
    also how did those africa bros know the words to California dreamin

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine a george floyd edit of this image.... bros..

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the white gorillas and the fricking lasers. i loved this move when i was 7.

    The book is even better

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