This movie is perfect for young Millennial men.

This movie is perfect for young Millennial men. It's about coming to terms with the cringe, overly idealistic and naive guy you were in HS/college. Ruminating over the past will twist you into a gross distortion of yourself. You must keep moving to face your future.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If true then it's too bad that no one saw it.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anοnymous

    I kinda hated how he voluntarily just jumps in front of his own self's blade, that was moronic.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was shocked and just didn't want to become that.

      Seeing the spikes sticking out of his body (almost like stage 1 of a transformation) and putting all of it together visually made it more horrifying and sad.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > This movie is perfect for young Millennial psychotic queers
    Ftfy

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Millenials and mexicans prefer the Spidernig movie because the message is “ignore all advice and just do the same thing the villain did in the first movie”

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      IMMA DO MY OWN THANG

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forget the past. Kill it if you have to.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    People (especially ameriburgers) have big egos and don't like when movies say they're wrong about something.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the cringe, overly idealistic and naive guy you were in HS/college
    I'm still like that.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This movie is perfect for young Millennial men.
    Glad you enjoyed it, Black person.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >young
    >millennial
    >men
    They're not young and whatever they are, they're not men.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Millennials are in their 20s and 30s

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you a fricking moron the youngest millennials are 35 you stupid fricking Black person

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong. Youngest gen Y are 26-27

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Youngest millennials were born in 95, so they're nearing 30 but aren't there yet.

            you stupid fricking Black folk are moronic. keep coping

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >all those definitions you can look up online are wrong because THEY JUST ARE, ok?
              >all those definitions by the people who invented the term millennial which 99.9999% of humanity agrees to are WRONG and actually it is MY definition which I came up with in this THREAD mere MINUTES ago about a generational term which was defined before I was born is RIGHT because I SAY it is right
              >so you need to accept MY personal definition, held only by MYSELF and literally NO ONE ELSE or I'll just call you a moron and refuse to elaborate further
              >oh you're not gonna accept my definition, just gonna walk away?
              >fine have fun discussing things with social scientists, experts, normal people, reddit, Cinemaphile, all social media, and basically all of humanity, and missing out on literally just me screaming insults into the void
              >your loss buddy

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Youngest millennials were born in 95, so they're nearing 30 but aren't there yet.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's moronic, I'm 32, does that make me a zoomer?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >today I learned I'm a 33 year old zoomer

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The youngest millennials are in their late 20s. They're adults with careers, degrees, learnt their trade, etc. I know people that age with kids in school. They're balding if they're not bald already. They're in managerial roles, mid ranking officers or E-6 already. They're old enough to be lecturers and make up the minority of the student body. Most athletes their age have retired or been dropped from their teams with only the expections walking around with a few good years left. The idea that these people are young is a farce. They're the cringe old fricks to any young person today.
        The average millennial is in their late 30s. The only people who still consider millennials young are geriatric senile fricks in retirement homes and the moronic millennials who can't accept they're not kids anymore.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's about not sticking to your guns
    >I need to save this universe after fricking up
    >Oops it's hard better go back to the status quo immediately
    Loser fiction

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just let the whole multiverse be destroyed out of nepotism bro

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bro you better give up when it becomes hard and also kill everyone who was created in this new universe
        Flash is a supervillain.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What was he supposed to do?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not frick around constantly going back to do the same moronic strategy. There is like a million solutions. He already changed a fixed point once at the start

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >There is like a million solutions
              No there's none. He and younger Barry tried everything.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                They literally didn't try shit. Younger Barry just constantly went back to the same fight to frick up. He already changed it once. There is no rule he can't change it again.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was kind of funny how the "dark flash" only has that weird appearance because he keeps improperly phasing and getting metal lodged in his body without even stopping to try and remove it.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You look like you can use a hug

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this last night, it was pretty good. Better than Aquaman, about on par with the Thor movies. The only parts I disliked were the constant shots of Ezra Miller eating stuff with his mouth open. Young Barry’s laugh was obnoxious but that was the point, so I can’t fault it. 7/10 flick.

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