this movie kinda hurt my eyes

this movie kinda hurt my eyes

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's Milla Jovovich.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's the difference?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair she is built like a wood plank

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're supposed to take breaks from /gif/ every so often anon.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's hard to believe that movie is so crap. The cover is worth the price of a DVD tho.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The cover looks crap though.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait for the Director's Cut. On an alternate Earth.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Loved this movie as a teen but later rewatched it and realised its crap

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im ok with style>substance shlock like picrel, but UV was just so goofy

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when I saw the poster as a child, I thought that the sword was her arm and that it worked like tentacles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well that was stupid of you wasn’t it

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    underated kino

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's even the difference between Kurt Wimmer and Wes Anderson?

    Both are held captives by their own artistic sensibilities

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kurt Wimmer has always been comfortably in B movie hack territory but Anderson gives me the impression he once had ambitions to be Ridley Scott/James Cameron tier but he never had the talent

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's schlocky but also based for making a film that was 90% ass shots of Mila

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anderson quite literally spent a decade trying to get Death Race off the ground because he considers himself the modern Roger Corman. He does take influence from James Cameron, though.

        Anderson gives zero fricks about snobby critics hating all his movies. He gets the job done. He is pulpy, unique, populist, and more of an auteur than Ridley Scott is. Anderson's movies are distinctly his. Scott is a studio hack with no voice of his own. And AvP shits all over Prometheus.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Milla hated working with Wimmer and called him a "cad". Anderson is more like Zach Snyder.

      Anderson is a professional and has a knack for surving horrible production and turning out a pretty good movie at the end.

      If Anderson had made Ultraviolet it would be a much better movie that isn't just an oddball retread of Equilibrium.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    one of the worst movies i ever seen. and i don't use this term lightly

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that movie sucked so hard i felt i owed the people i watched it with an apology

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I distinctly remember a genuine REEL MISSING feeling in the scene where she's playing with the kid in a merry-go-round. Like 10 minutes of the movie got skipped and nobody cared.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Equilibrium was significantly altered due to creative disagreements with Screen Gems. I think the problem is that akurt Wimmer is a c**t. Anderson has always faced studio frickery but was the master of charismatic compromise. AvP was rewritten behind Anderson's back to make it worse, but he still delivered a decent movie. Wimmer ran into studio meddling and shat the bed. The fiasco with Ultraviolet landed him in the director doghouse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        AvP is the third best Predator movie and it's also a great popcorn flick

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fraud

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    UltraStacylet

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gunkwondo?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      when you analyze it, its a little silly but the first time i seen it was snacking on a slurpee and 7/11 nachos stoned, so it felt quite kino. that and i have a thing for emily watson

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks cool but goddamn all you need to do here is turn your wrist just a little bit and squeeze the trigger. Not to mention the hearing damage caused by this one little dance.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Made a mess of myself when this scene came on
      One of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen
      How they both kept from laughing is beyond me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      now do it with much higher range weapons like bolt action hunting rifles

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can attach a bayonet and it basically becomes fencing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gun-fu kino.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can't believe my teenage self thought this was cool lmao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The movie was still cool. People liked it more for the ideology than just the gunfights.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can't believe my teenage self thought this was cool lmao

          it still is very cool, except maybe the ending move

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Made a mess of myself when this scene came on
        One of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen
        How they both kept from laughing is beyond me

        Have you seen the movie? I don't get how people rip on this it's not even ultra high concept shit like EYE. The movie explains pretty decently for early 2000's action that the people that can do the gunfu shit are definitely pushing human boundaries or just stepping over them. So what if they're only displaying that theatrically and not with a bunch of homosexual CGI blur lines like your marvel movies? It only seems dumb on the other half of things because there's no music or buildup or sound and you're watching it on a 640x360 webm. The entire movie is kino as frick and by this point character development and emotional tension-wise and with the twist reveal it's 10x better. One of the greatest dubsman reaction images comes from this movie as well.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >One of the greatest dubsman reaction images comes from this movie as well.
          which one exactly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pure kino, all you haters can go watch marvel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gun-fu kino.

      That's Seagal tier acting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What are you trying to say?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this the movie where every mook has a motorcycle helmet on?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't mind it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's so hot brehs I read Master and Margherita for she

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That English twat is a lucky man.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gung-fu??

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This was around the time Sin City came out and people went crazy with green screens

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i get that but what made my eyes bleed was the deliberate decision to turn the noise reduction to 9000 to make it comic-y

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this moronic shit is why I rewatch Ultraviolet on a yearly basis

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tummy kino?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the frick was up with the early aughts and dancing fighting girls, even crouchingtiggerhiddendragoon, they were interpretive-dance fighting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because it was inspired by eastern martial arts movies, where fight scenes were highly choreographed to look cool
      I will take "dance" fighting over the rugged and manly realistic brawl any day of the week

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's just another Mila beats the crap out of everyone movie, never to be taken seriously just enjoy the sexy Mila

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watching this on purpose
    Kurt Wimmer was like the next big thing for exactly one movie (Equilibrium, which was pretty good), but OP was unwatchable, how are people still finding it

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could be a hallucination but I'm pretty sure I can remember a scene in this movie where Milla fights an Asian gang on a rooftop and trash talks them in Vietnamese or whatever language while it's blatantly obvious that she can't speak a word of it irl. The scene where she's naked in the hallway was great, though. All her roles at the time had an early nude scene to let you know not to walk out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      See

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5dqS2eDRdc

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Being honest, I never quite understood the plot.
    There's a disease which afflicted humanity and turned people into Vampires and then Humanity went to war to kill everyone who had this disease.
    And then that kid is the weapon to kill all vampires but actually is a weapon to kill all humanity and/or to kill the vampires and is that boss's clone son

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based
      Jem was qt

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That outfit is so iconic. A pity about the movie though.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a bit sad how this category of modestly budgeted kind of bad sci-fi/fantasy action movies died off. B movies are completely unwatchable now

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