This movie made me think electrolytes were just a meme but it turns out they're actually good, wtf
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This movie made me think electrolytes were just a meme but it turns out they're actually good, wtf
yep, Gatorade is actually better than water, unless you are using it on plants.
I want to frick her so bad.
No.
>No.
not if you're drinking the $1 bottle of sugar water from walmart, sure
GAAAAATORAAAAAADE
wait, what do i use on my plants then
Gatorade piss. It's good for plants
Gateraid has emulsifiers in it to make the artificial food dye blend in the drink and not settle on the bottom. Why drink chemical sludge? Unflavored Pedialyte provides the same electrolytes with none of the added chemicals
Coconut water is the superior choice
Ya but coconuts taste like sugared trash.
Two posts posted at the exact same time, but completely opposite opinions. This shit always makes me feel weird
Goddamn I love fricking coconut water
Also an excellent choice as long as there isn't too much added sugar
Can't beat sugar cane juice though
Where do you get this?
from sugar canes
Patrician choice
All of you are morons. It's watermelon and that's a fact.
>Coconut water is the superior choice
wrong pic related is the high IQ energy and digestive drink of choice
So does any one of 10 brands of fizzy electrolyte tabs like NUUN or Hammer Nutrition.
People have been using these for years who work or do endurance sports outside. You guys are just fat NEETs
What a needlessly combative post. Digits not checked.
And it is spelled Gatorade like the UF gators not gaitorade like how your momma walks down the street, ESL.
We got goyslop but there must be a new term for goywater, which encompasses sodas and sports drinks
Goyslurp
>yep, Gatorade is actually better than water
Unless you are a high level athlete, just drink fricking water you sped.
but it's what plants crave
>Gatorade is actually better than water
Only if you're dumping fluid with intense physical activity.
If you're just drinking it instead of water, the glucose and salts are actually pretty bad for you.
They're used to literally prevent death. Otherwise its just for flavor if even that. Are you so dehydrated that if you drink a quart of water you'll literally die? Then you don't need electrolytes in your water. Are you fully hydrated but about to drink so many quarts of water that you'll literally die? Then you don't need electrolytes in your water.
>Then you don't need electrolytes in your water.
bruh distilled water is bad to drink always. great for cooking though, but you're still going to drop some salt in it to mess with the boiling temperature.
excuse me, then you don't need electrolytes *added* to your water.
you do if you need to purify the water via distillation. spring water is fine. "purified" water is going to taste like the local pool of course.
>mess with the boiling temperature
this is a myth, the amount of salt you'd normally use barely changes anything
Electrolytes are only good if you are:
-Sick
-High performance athlete
-Dehydrated AND malnourished
Water is better in every other scenario
or if you enter a water drinking contest. Many people have died from this but most infamously a mother trying to win a playstation for her son on a radio show contest. Apparently if she drank gatorade she would've lived.
>playstation
It was "hold your wee for a wii" I believe.
potable water always has electrolytes
Its all a sliding scale but the only time you need water with added electrolytes aka gatorade is when drinking regular water will actually make things worse. And generally speaking none of those things inherently create that condition but they can.
>only time you need water with added electrolytes aka gatorade is when drinking regular water will actually make things worse
Thats a pretty disingenuous argument. Truth is once you begin exercising you start using glycogen aka glucose. Once that glucose has been depleted you go into ketosis. Then about 60 minutes after that you bonk.
You can have a water and a glucose gel pack but tablets are cheaper. Plus they have the potassium and magnesium salts.
>electrolytes are good
No shit Sherlock, what do you think is powering your computer and monitor right now?
literally just add a small amount of salt to your water, you dingus.
Thats only sodium chloride. You also meed KCl and MgCl2.
You are fat
clear american from walmart is under $1 per bottle and has potassium while gatorade is sodium and sugar. chances are you get enough sodium from your food if you're drinking gatorade.
this b***h made sperms shoot out of my penis if you catch my drift
Wait, so this "electrolytes" are just mineral water? Esl here.
Electrolytes are just minerals which have an electrical charge, you could mix salt into water and call it an electrolyte drink.
electrolytes is the term for dissolved ions in water like sodium, potassium, magnesium, etc.
You need to replenish your electrolytes if you’re an endurance athlete. It’s really not a concern the rest of your time, you’d have to have a really fricking weird diet to have any issues living normally.
electrolyte is R.E.M.'s best song.
for me its water
water's the shit bro. stay hydrated
that stuff they put in the toilet? yuck
Water? For me it's Pokemon Creatures!
is that sara rue
You need electrolytes balanced out somewhat with water intake or else you can die of water intoxication.
Real chads buy in bulk and add to their filtered waters
I did a 100km bike ride last weekend in 89 degree weather drinking half water bottles half nuun tabs mixed with fruitpunch and diluted water and 3 fun sized paydays.
Fricking scam. You're better off drinking fruit juice.
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