this movie sucks. they should've stopped after the first one

this movie sucks
they should've stopped after the first one

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah they expanded the """"""""""lore"""""""""" to much and its lost its grounded charm. Wick himself went from a practical but capable assassin to a street level superhero.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The gunplay isn't as good either. I was bored halfway through that opening action scene in 4

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      too*

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 > 3 > 2 > 1
    John Wick is all about style and mythology, and they've been perfecting both with each movie. Plotgays somehow manage to miss even the obvious slapstick, so of course they won't understand the reason it's there.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the action in 4 is shit tier. it's almost tdk levels of sloppy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick are you talking about

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >people purposefully missing instead of wick causing them to miss via positioning or attacking them
          >people waiting their turn to attack
          >that first 35 minute action scene where the nameless faceless enemies have armor that seems to alternate between paper mache and impervious to all gunfire
          etc

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            literally just turn your brain off bro

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick are you talking about

        It looks worse than TDKR in some scenes, the CGI is complete shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good post. I slightly prefer 2 to 3 but otherwise that's my ranking too. 1 hadn't really figured itself out yet stylistically.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"just take care of your daughter"
        >"I am"
        >gets himself killed for no reason, leaving his daughter alone
        Was he moronic? It didn't help his daughter. It didn't help Wick. It was a pointless death.

        4 > 3 > 2 > 1
        John Wick is all about style and mythology, and they've been perfecting both with each movie. Plotgays somehow manage to miss even the obvious slapstick, so of course they won't understand the reason it's there.

        1 had better action than any of the sequels. the club scene is #1 for action scenes in the franchise

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it was to teach her the lesson that honor is more important than living or some stupid bullshit that she wouldn't have picked up because she was shot and also watching her father die

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"just take care of your daughter"
            >"I am"
            >gets himself killed for no reason, leaving his daughter alone
            Was he moronic? It didn't help his daughter. It didn't help Wick. It was a pointless death.

            [...]
            1 had better action than any of the sequels. the club scene is #1 for action scenes in the franchise

            >"I am [taking care of my daughter]"
            >gives her a reason to seek revenge and possibly throw away her own life
            actual moron

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah like I said whatever lesson he was trying to give her probably flew right over her head on account of the gunshot wound and watching her father die in front of her

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          japanese ppl have cultural autism about honor coz of being intensely xenophobic and it makes low IQ morons clap furiously.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Link to scene?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            the tension is great in the beginning, the music fits the scene and makes it feel really cool, and it's low key compared to the later movies where it's 50 people swarming him and somehow he never gets shot

            there's also a cool part of the scene where the bullets sync up great with the beat of the song

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              homie I mean the 4 movie scene not the 1st one.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie do you know how to search on youtube?
                https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=john+wick+4+koji+death

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh the sword fight was pretty good.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The two actors are pretty good but the scene was moronic. It's like they forget Donnie Yen's character is blind so they stop doing fun things like the motion detector chimes

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's mid
                This is actually a good sword fight scene (even though it's just training with wooden sword)

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The way he said "I am" was great acting, the first "I" part especially. A mixture of pain and anger and being upset struggling to speak

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/DnzZ5yt.jpg

      this movie sucks
      they should've stopped after the first one

      1>4>2>3
      the intelligent opinion

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        4 > 3 > 2 > 1
        John Wick is all about style and mythology, and they've been perfecting both with each movie. Plotgays somehow manage to miss even the obvious slapstick, so of course they won't understand the reason it's there.

        1 > 2 > 3 > 4

        4 would've been better if they tightened up the action scenes and cut an hour off the running time

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OPs dad should have pulled out.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I turned it off as the showdown at the Japanese hotel was about to start. I have never been more bored by an action movie.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they should've stopped before the first one
    FTFY

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they should've stopped after the first one
    Yes.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s the best of the four. Only contrarian morons disagree.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't like john wick movies, you are literally a homosexual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will never be a woman

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My friend ruined this movie for me. He would not stop talking about how Keanu walks all fricked up now because he’s old. He kept leaning over and saying “he’s crabwalking” every fricking action scene. “Look, here comes the crab”.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there was one time where swung his foot over somebody's head really obviously and didn't even fake stomping on him, but they played a kick sound effect. it was hilarious

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was alright but I almost had to turn it off when the Marquis picked Caine as his nomination for the pistol duel. Like I get it, he's arguably more dangerous than John in spite of his blindness, but I still wouldn't trust a blind man in a pistol duel at all.
    >inb4 he and John have a history and John will struggle to kill him and the Marquis knows that
    Ok but then the Marquis is relying on a man with a kill count in the upper hundreds to show mercy on a blind man who is trying to kill him.
    It really seemed like an extremely fricking moronic plan if you ask me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Character named Caine
      >He uses a cane
      BRAVO

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ye, it was shit. the blind man was pretty cringe. the entire osaka shit was not needed and is probably just an excuse for john wick 5 unless they just revive him/he was only pretending to die.
    the guy with the dog might as well not be in the movie at all, and dogs going at the balls of people stopped being funny right away when they did it in the 3rd (i dont remember anything from the second btw)
    the german villain was a complete cartoon character. and i dont think anyone with an iq over room temperature laughed at "i am klaus"
    the first movie was surprisingly good, surprise being the thing it rode on. after watching the trailer i thought this movie was going to suck hard, but it was quite nice. they are milking it hard. all the sequels were pretty bad, this one is the worst.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Killa Harkan's the key to all this, if we get Killa Harkan working. 'Cause he's a funnier character than we've ever had in the movies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >schweinhund
      no german says this, not one fricking soul. even if the word would still be in use it would be pronounced schwei-ne-hund. i dont know why they always have german characters say this.

      i guess i can finally relate to beaners that had to endure the chicken man in breaking bad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was fun but he's involved in some of the most moronic moments of the movie. like he falls on his head beaking his neck, get's punched in the face ten times, gets his fricking tooth ripped out, AND NOT A SINGLE DROP OF BLOOD? why the frick did they do that? the hand cut scene proved they could go all in with the gore if they wanted, so the fact they refrained there feels super weird

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >no german says this, not one fricking soul. even if the would still be in use it would be pronounced schwei-ne-hund. i dont know why they always have german characters say this.
    mfw reading this post

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since we are talking about languages. Can any French speakers confirm if the Marquis french sounded legit?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounded awful

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was kind of alright but the few times he actually spoke french it was obvious he wasnt. Wich is weird considering the random french ennemies actually sounded french

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why cast a Swede to play a Frenchman? Was Cassel unavailable?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 hour long action movie
    what moron thought this was a good idea?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shootout where dozens of people get shot
    >in front of the fricking arc de triomphe
    where are the police?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The "world" of John Wick which is sold as one of its strengths is actually the worst part of it. It's less alive than a video game setting.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's funny watching the club scenes and seeing people not react to people fighting/getting shot right next to them. it's like they're actual NPCs

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's even worse than you say - SOME of the dancers react, they look at the ppl fighting and even seem scared and back away.
          but then after wick moves away from them they start dancing again? also none of them get shot or stabbed.
          it's so strange and awful - it's like no one involved gave a solitary frick about the quality of the scene

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Bubba Yeyga needs to find the ancient tablet of the Koon Coon because the Secret Hashashins who kidnapped his brother Sun Tzu's daughter in law have rules and consequences and he doublecrossed them at Go night at the local YMCA, to do this he must employ the services of the Black Templar the infamous Parisian techno DJ and information broker, who is bound to the Winged Hussar code of honor for when he was in Poland on the orders of the Dan Brown Society, Ltd. his life got saved by the Antipope Wojtyla the 3rd, for which he must repay six hundred and sixty six Dragon Kill Coins, which can only be obtained by killing the Grand Dragon of the KKK every Saturday from 16:00 to 22:30, luckily the Bubba Yayga has been diligent and carries six hundred and sixty five Coins in his Hashashin Wallet, the secret of which has been taught to him by Ali Akbar when he was imprisoned by the Atlantean Collective in Antarctica. Will they prevail against the Interdimensional Chessmasters and get the final coin to complete his secret goal and recapture his dead wife from the underground hybernation catacombs of Doctor Phibes? Tune in and find out in John Wick 32: The Penultimate Degree.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dealing with the pension riots

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 > 1 = 4 > 3

    2 was a logical expension of style and world and it worked. the characters worked. wick arming himself for the catacombs mission was great. great finale. 1 was a nice surprise, overrated but i fondly remember it. 4 was nice and polished and had some great scenes but on par with 1. 3 was shit.

    i feel like 4 should have been 3. two movies in a row where some table lackey shits on winston for helping wick? come on.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >John Wick: Revenge flick
      >John Wick 2: Wick has to survive an attack by The Table
      >John Wick 3: Wick has to survive an attack by The Table
      >John Wick 4: Wick has to survive an attack by The Table

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Wtf does John even want? All the sequels have been him running away. The original is the only real movie with dramatic stakes of the bunch. The rest are just overblown stunt choreography demos.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah couldn't even get through the first one

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wick can't just kill the Maquis because the Table will replace him.

    Why doesn Wick just kill the whole Table? Problem solved.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 = 1 >> 2 >>>>> 3

    Chapter 4 was good. Lots of fun characters. Great fights.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember 3 at all but 4 had worse fights than 1 and 2. The main problem was they went on for too fricking long.

      The other problem is they were lazy. Pretty much every fight was just people swarming him like that scene in JW2 but most of the characters were generic mooks.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    did they give him a bulletproof suit just so they wouldn't have to choreograph ways for the bullets to not hit him?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new character
    >sexy japanese ninja warrior
    >cast some british hapa slag

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the 2nd one and that's where it gets really goofy. It was better in 1 when the underworld stuff is obliquely referenced, we get glimpses and meet some people but it's largely a mystery.

    Once they start showing more and you see how many fricking people are involved in this mysterious underworld, it stops being interesting and starts being stupid.

    I think I'm done, the others won't have better action so there's no reason to continue.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s just yearly action slop like fast and furious or the transformers movies now.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OWIE ZOWIE THATS GOTTA HURT

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is correct

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it needed less action and more story

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is so slow in this all he does is shoot someone then does that little roll over their back

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think they should ended up with a gold key on the third one with a Jonh Wick's redemption and closure. The 4th one felt unnecessary and boring, indeed.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The choreography has been bad since 2
    The plot has always made little sense
    All the "lore" of the setting literally is fricking moronic, the more they tried to expand it the worse it got
    the acting in general is very poor but at least thank fricking god halle berry wasn't in this one
    all said 4 was probably the second best out of all of them, the only thing this series has going for it is the spectacle - it was too long thoughever

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    John chud.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Caine said he "gave" his eyes to the table, like he beat John in a 1v1 without having eyes.
    How strong was he actually?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole blind swordsman thing is a dope archetype but him using guns with pinpoint accuracy was moronic especially in a open space like Paris. Book of Eli had the whole super blind guy but at least they didn't have him use guns.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        1 > 4 >>>>> 2 >>>>>>>>>> The Adjudicator stepping on my balls >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3
        Also donnie yen is great overall, him being Caine like he is in this movie is amazing. I'm literally fangirling over his character

        >especially in a open space like Paris
        you mean the duel? I thought it was pretty stupid too but given how the entire character has been built to be john wick but 50 times better at everything I can believe it.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I not only liked it, but I kept checking the time because I didn't want it to end

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're wrong.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 is great because it's fairly gritty and very tightly structured. 4 is great because it embraces the ridiculous escalation of the series and doesn't have any pretence. 2 and 3 are ok but unecessary.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    John Wick 4 is the most creative action kino I've seen in a long time. Also based bittersweet ending
    OP is a homosexual that can't handle anything beyond hitting stick with stick good guy win yay

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should've stopped each individual shootout after like 4-5 kills.
    That shit got exhausting real quick.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    JW 3 is pretty bad but it has one of the most memorable scenes with a great OST - ballet ninja attack

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes anon, good taste, good taste.... HOWEVER

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