Bro really ruined his life for no good reason. Why were GenX/Millennials so fricked up?
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This movie was ass
Bro really ruined his life for no good reason. Why were GenX/Millennials so fricked up?
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>be young me, relate to the pretentious butthole filming a plastic bag
>be current me, relate to Kevin Spacey just wanting to look good naked
The movie just keeps on giving
that's why prostitution is legal in most of europe, in most of europe he would've just smash some underaged east european prostitute and pay some czechoslovakians to kill that scumbag weed dealer next door
How are people not afraid of stds using bawds?
more and accessible cheap healthcare in europe, also legalisation prostitution means more checkups, higher standards, and significant reduction in human trafficking
It's a shame Europe is top tier only in this department but is shitin everything else.
Keep telling yourself that.
>looks up europes GDP per capita
Alright I will.
Lol - your country has a handful of billionaires dragging up the average, but Americans are poor, frickwit
https://www.visualcapitalist.com/visualizing-top-countries-by-wealth-per-person/
>Thinks people in Burgerstan know the difference between mean and median
Oh, kind-hearted anon...
How do Europeans such as yourselves view Canadians like me?
>pwease europs do you like me 🙁
t. vancouver
I am from Vancouver best place in Canada
Americans, but even gayer.
america is huge and has millions of turd worlders
Yeah - they're called Americans
Works on my machine.
Prostitution is immoral
No more immoral than being a cook
and just like gambling and alcohol there's no way of getting rid off it by criminalising it, so you legalise and regulate it
How are check ups preventing stds lol, you got a test on Monday and have 200 clients after. Congratulations you got std
doesn't prevent anything, it only reduces risk
Condoms
If you use a condom it doesn’t count as sex
Whatever homie
By not being autistic.
But he liked the weed dealer kid.
okay so they could've made money good money together by selling that cheerleader to some czechoslovakians
> middle age dad in 1999
It was a baby boomer movie.
>AGHHHHH NOOOO I'M PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED TO THIS HOT YOUNG GIRL BUT MY MASTERS SAY SHE'S ONLY FOR THEM! SAVE MEEEEE JUDICIARY SYSTEM!!!
>American Beauty:
>Kevin Spacey just wants to frick underage kids
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>Swimming With Sharks/House of Cards
>Kevin Spacey is openly evil, but too manipulative to easily take down
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>A Bug's Life
>Kevin Spacey is going to continue to mistreat the little ones until they learn to band together to take him down
Has it ever been this obvious before?
His daughter's pretending bawd of a friend represented everything he thought he'd lost. She sent him on a path to regressing into a teenager so he could be happy again, which he could fulfill through fricking her. Then he realized what made him happy was right there all along, oops brains blown out.
Most of us probably won't try to stick it in a 16 year old to feel again when we hit our miserable 40s. Most of us just buy an NES from a pawn shop for that.
Speak for yourself. I stuck it in a 17 year old at 21, I’m 31 now and I’d be up for an 16 year old now. Who know what 41 will bring?
Either a freak accident or a mass shooting death. Or live to be 80 and get swept away in a flash hurricane.
I had a 17 year old girlfriend at age 22 and she gave the best head I have ever gotten in my life. I’m still trying to find the unicorn who could live up to her skills. She’s the only girl who was ever able to deepthroat my 8.5x6 hog (and also never gagged), worshipped my balls like they were a religion and took every cumshot where I wanted to bust. Either on her face, body or she swallowed every load down to the last drop. She’d come over to my place every day after school and didn’t stop until my balls were literally empty and I was shooting blanks out of my wiener
Other than that she was mentally exhausting and it was like trying to raise someone’s daughter who also gave you head for the trouble. I’d rather have a hookup her age on the DL now and not be actually romantically involved
if you ever banged a 14/15 year old you know why
My assumption is that a girl that age would give terrible head. Like a cheese grater.
The fact that Angela was a virgin probably means, had Lester gotten that far with her on the couch, he would be dealing with a lot of teeth.
It's weird how this movie has been memory-holed. It was a huge critical and commercial success back when it was released in 1999. I guess it's just considered too creepy or pervy for anyone to admit to liking it?
I don't think it's creepy at all, it's a very deeply human and honest story
I remember it being a must see like titanic, my grandpa's friend went and watch it many times and I remember my grandma telling this to my mom and my mom saying it was shit. Then again my mother is very judgmental to actors that she doesn't consider pretty enough. She probably would've liked it if the character of Kevin Spacey was Richard Gere or Kevin Costner.
What are you talking about, it's been parodied dozens of times since then. Family Guy alone does it 3 times.