Who gave this shit the green light?
>has $8 million, a beach mansion and a sexy wife yet still a hitman
Hmm ok
>”fight only the battle you’re paid to fight”
Spends the entire movie doing the opposite
Also how many fricking fake passports does this guy have? Unrealistic. Not to mention he’s a literal ASS hitman, can’t even kill the first guy even tho it’s legit a free shot even after he hits the woman he still could’ve killed the guy. Also he sits there with the fricking window open 24/7 and a big ass light behind him even when it’s dark outside wtf!!!!
But sure u guys will tell me I’m to moronic to “understand” it
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it's incredibly shallow when you compare it to pic rel, which devoted time to the protag's backstory, built up emotions between him and the other characters.
This was actually great, I was surprised
yes, smooth storytelling with nice transitions between flashbacks to past and present.
Fincher should watch this and learn to not be such a fricking hack
Accountant was only 10 mins longer. Lots of character-building.
Haven't seen this flick yet but if that's your crit I can confirm that you're too moronic
Okay buddy when you watch it you can come back and agree with me
>how many fricking fake passports does this guy have? Unrealistic
whoa calm down CinemaSins
It's for women, OP. Don't try and understand it.
This movie is beyond kino, it's a masterpiece
For morons maybe
Hemorrhoid is digusting and you're disgusting
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kys
It's based on comic ahit what did you expect
I didn’t know that.
Is any part of my review wrong? That’s what I thought
Not sure why this kino is filtering so many of you homosexuals
Finchers attention to detail makes me wonder if it’s intentional because it’s absurdly stupid, but I can’t figure out a reason for it to be intentional or any depth this would reveal. Is he just a total hack? Mank was weird but seemed assured in what it was trying to be…not a failure of intent.
Did you catch the dexter reference?
what the frick did this line even mean? creatine doesn't frick with you mentally like roiding does
he was intimidated. that's all.
The fight with the coconutBlack person was great. Best example of the protagonist vs. a bigger, stronger, faster opponent I've seen.
Did you notice he mailed that whatever slip to dolores so he can infiltrate the lawyer's office?
>getting filtered by The Killer
Looks like we've got another one boys
FINCHED
We should start a bingo board for all the plebs.
>complains that he keeps doing the opposite of what he says in his voiceovers
>doesn't understand why he didn't kill the billionaire
>wanted more action scenes
>thinks that the german tourist outfit would make him stand out more
>is upset that the fight scene lasted too long
What else am I missing?
The fact he’s a hitman even though he’s extremely rich, has a beach mansion etc. or does that not fit your narrative c**t
Do you think hitmen get paid peanuts or what? Are you literally actually moronic?
hitmen don't exist
they do but they're all brown favela Black folk or cartel Black folk
Imagine being this deluded. There are plenty of real hitmen that have been caught.
How do you think he can afford that?
>why doesn't he stop doing the thing that makes him super wealthy
youll never know broke homie
the rock has something like $500 mil yet he keeps doing his shitty movies playing the rock
I don't apply to the other ones but I still don't understand why he didn't kill the billionaire
>how can he miss
>product placement movie
>cgi plane
Product placement, cab driver was innocent, the smiths, those should help fill it out
The movie is similar to le samourai and the guy in the lift offering to help with the body looks like alain delon
>people still not understanding why he missed
He even spelled it out with the baseball analogy. A great batter hits .350, he was hitting 1000 up until that point, meaning a missed shot was an inevitability no matter how good you are.
>>has $8 million, a beach mansion and a sexy wife yet still a hitman
He loves his job. You're just a chud with no achievements or anything to be proud of
Time you acted like The Killer
>at a crowded inner city McDonalds
>blending in with all the hip zoomies in my bucket hat, plain grey jacket and dark shades
>everyone looking at me with a cringe look - perfect I'm blending in
>was gonna order online but I'd stamped on my phone earlier
>use the self serve machine
>order a large Big Mac meal
>notice a double quarterpounder is on special
>stick to your plan. Anticipate. Don't improvise
>press the order purchase up to 99 as far as it goes
>choose the pay at counter option
>quickly run to the bathroom to shave, wash down body and change disguise
>I swap the bucket hat for a cap
>spray down the whole cubicle to erase any evidence
>I jump out of a window to my parked electric scooter
>I dispose of all my old ID on the way to the airport
>dispose of McDonalds order number
>freak out at customs due to a dog staring at me
>hide out all night in a hotel
>catch the next morning flight out of the country
>few, thinking I got away with it
>I serve no God or country. I fly no flag. If I'm effective, it's because of one simple fact. I don't give a frick
>walk outside
>see someone slipped on a turd and broke their ankle
>blood and piss everywhere, pained screams for help
>hurriedly walk by
trust. no. one.