This movie was pretty good desu

This movie was pretty good tbh

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off weeb.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uwotm8

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he is mad because you said tbh.
        He's a newbie, 100%. Everybody knows t b h will be changed to tbh because jannitors are moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anime haters are newbies, who would've thought

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I loved this when I was kid but in hindsight the portrayal of persians is hilariously mean spirited.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well the movie turns out to be a story told by a guy about to fight them so it kind of makes sense he would fling shit at his enemies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The persians that come to kill, rape and pillage?
      lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean of course it is, the movie is literally told by a Spartan to other Spartans about to go to battle with Persians. It makes perfect sense that they fight like near invincible Supermen and that their enemies seem like an endless horde of evil foreign monsters

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The ending where a huge Greek army prepares for battle has the same aesthetics, so no. Also, Rise of an Empire.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It would just make the in-narrative Spartan audience look laughably stupid if they didn't look like the other Spartans in the story. The Spartans listening would know what the king looks like, it wouldn't make sense if the listening Spartans were totally different. They would go, "Wait, we know the king wasn't a ripped Scottish guy wearing leather underwear."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not historical, it's based on some dumb comic. It's literally capeshit. IRL they fought against other greeks as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unreliable narrator, moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention the way persians are portayed as black and brown when many of them look like the iranian actor in picrel

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I judge movies on two metrics:
    >is it good (quality)
    >is it fun (experience)
    It was really fricking fun. If that metric is satisfied, then the quality doesn't matter to me.

    I wanna see all of Thucydide's history of the peloponnesian war (and all of ancient history) done in the style of 300 by Zack Snyder.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I judge movies on two metrics:
      >>is it good (quality)
      >>is it fun (experience)
      how can a movie being being good but not fun
      seems redundant to split good from fun

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lena Headey has some nice booba

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This was a good movie because it was as complicated a story as Zack Snyder can tell. The theme of the film is a mile wide and an inch deep. It made full use of his talents without blowing them the frick out and becoming a turd, such as every other movie he's made

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Suckerpunch is alright, but that's because there is basically zero writing or plot for Zack to shit the bed with.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what about zombie casino robbery movie?
        If that was garbage, then Snyder was a fluke and 300 was the fluke.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >This was a good movie because it was as complicated a story as Zack Snyder can tell
      I despise you midwits so much, we're closing in on genuine hatred. Make no mistake, this isn't isn't about Snyder. It's about you redditors spouting your moronic shit dressed up as opinions and getting away with it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit has marvel and DC subreddits where they shill all branded products, fat kid.
        Snyder can't do movies where the characters or audience thinks about anything. He's failed multiple times.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Since you are such an expert, why don't you go back there, you troglodyte.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You brought it up first jesus christ you're so fat
            It's so fricking gross

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              6'1 at an athletic ~170 pounds.
              Cope harder.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Since you are such an expert, why don't you go back there, you troglodyte.

        6'1 at an athletic ~170 pounds.
        Cope harder.

        Imagine seething this hard because somebody dared to criticize his holiness: Zack Snyder

        He's a good action director but don't let him anywhere near the script

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saw it at the kinoplex with my gf when it came out. Then we saw it again the next day. Was aight.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's racist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they always look like that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leftoid, anti-White wienersuckers seethe at the movie because they hate the idea of White people existing. So they always want to undermine the legendary example of Europeans uniting in brotherhood to hold back Asiatics that want to conquer them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was pretty fun/good movie but haven't seen it in years.
    Fun fact that movie was actually hd-dvd released. Which was pretty rare back in the day

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why were all the Greeks in the movie white?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MY ARM

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My mom liked the tall bald black dude with all the rings

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your mom is a pervert

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually israelite propaganda designed to make you hate Iran. israelites wanted to have a war with Iran in the 00s and this was supposed to gin up support for it. Anyway I salute my Persian bros and pray that you crush Israel in our lifetime

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      unironically true

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Iran was the homeland of the world's 4th greatest mass-murderer. Tamerlane, he was called. Killed more people than Hitler. Little known fact.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Back when this was still in development, I remember reading that another studio was developing an adaptation of Stephen Pressfield's Gates of Fire, starring George Clooney as Leonidas. THAT would have been kino of the highest order, but naturally, we can't have nice things so that never got made and we instead got stuck with this comic book horseshit.
    Words cannot begin to describe how much I hate Hollywood, Bros...

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t his wife willingly give up the pussy

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