This movie was unjustly underrated. Yall should be ashamed.

This movie was unjustly underrated. Yall should be ashamed.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it, it was shit. Any horror movie that tries to skate by on a cool name/aesthetic and an interesting filming location with no actual worthwhile ideas or cinematography are shit.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    although that's not willow creek

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymos

    Some people just can't appreciate kino. It's that simple.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yall

    Bait or you done known that you there fugged up right

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tbh I wish they’d removed the horror elements altogether and just made a found footage treasure hunting adventure instead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is actually the best tomb raider movie

      It really was a unique film in that it wasn't scary at all but the exploration/archaeology stuff was interesting enough to watch to the end anyway

      I really enjoyed that in spite of being very supernatural, they kept the locations consistent; I felt like after watching the movie you could actually draw a map of what the protags traveled through

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So it Hellhouse LLC. Two best found footage horrors of recent years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hellhouse LLC
      Too bad about the awful sequels.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i usually hear praise for it on here

      thinking of watching this, how gory is it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's death and blood but gore isn't really the focus.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cool i just dont like torture movies and some found footage movies use that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tbh I wish they’d removed the horror elements altogether and just made a found footage treasure hunting adventure instead.

      The early horror elements were great especially how it led to her processing and dealing with her father's suicide.
      >Hellhouse LLC
      Honestly they blew it actually showing the ritual, but the rest of the setup was tense as frick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      britbong girl was annoying and should have died

      the ending sequence was terrible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So it Hellhouse LLC
      no not really

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve shown this to two separate prostitute I was trying to frick and was successful both times. Also great movie

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is actually the best tomb raider movie

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is actually the best Dante's Inferno movie

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NOBODY CAN STOP PAPILLON

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Superb found footage film, truly a notch above the rest, really a treasure
    Apparently in those French underground tombs, ABSB is the 1st film granted access to film in those tombs/tunnels #historicalmoment

    plz upvote my comment, gimmee the gold.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll give you a you instead

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sarcasm as dead pan flies over your house

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the build up was cool. The outcome was meh.
    The scene with the zombie knight was moronic.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No it's junk, only saved by the setting

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really weird Laura Croft movie.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved the claustrophobia. The setting was neat and the fact that things got more and more twisted was kino. People are too harsh on films nowadays.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It got lost in the shuffle amongst the slew of imitators that got released following Paranormal Activity’s massive success. Critics were probably too hard on AASB due to found footage fatigue at the time.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think they escaped and made it back to our original Paris? The whole upside down thing, plus other insinuation makes it seem like they never really escaped, and are just in hell or some alternate evil earth.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >banks of seine empty
      >that red hue
      It's definitely still Hell

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't remember the last time it got randomly compared to The Descent here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just some Russian bot trying to sow discord in all faucets of American society. Us Cave-horror enjoyers stick together.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you fricking moronic?
        Descent is just shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post IQ.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Contrarian here, I don't want you gays liking this film, talking it up as bees knees, making it something more than it is, forwhichalbeit only us highly educated persona grata can evaluate and discourse said film, your idle homosexualry is a lynchpin for our greater dialogue of such a work, belonging yes not here, but please I urge you to continue as I peripatetic the thread with love bid adieu

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was ruined by the homosexual whining israelite
    >YOU JUST LEFT ME! YOU LEFT ME! YOU LEFT ME IN TURKEY!
    >I HATE CAVES BECAUSE MY GAY LITTLE BROTHER DROWNED IN A CAVE! DON'T MAKE ME GO IN THE CAVE NOOOOO!
    >HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME GO IN THE CAVE THIS IS JUST LIKE TURKEY WHERE MY GAY LITTLE BROTHER DROWNED IN A CAVE!!!!!
    Shut the frick up, holy shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't he the same guy in Mad Men?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks familiar, yeah. I don't even have anything against the actor. His character just Jar Jar Binks'd the movie.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just said “yall” to piss everyone off and turn them against the movie but it’s actually an original and interesting film.
    Somewhere between Indiana Jones and the 9th Gate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whats wrong with yall?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This movie was unjustly underrated
    I thought it was justly overrated. Forgettable trash.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Compared to other horror movies, this one’s pretty good

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one of my fave horror films of decade

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The people who praise this turd have to be third worlders. No one with proper nutrition during their developmental years enjoyed this.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this in theaters and thought it was completely unremarkable.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wrongly marketed as "horror" rather than just adventure.
    On the dvd/bluray box they slapped some random zombie.
    BTW it's easy to get for cheap because nobody bought it.

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