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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't be worse than Morbius or V2.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    from the trailer it looked like he can see through animals eyes like hes connected to the red or something
    i dont ever recall kraven doing that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i dont ever recall kraven doing that
      Because he CANT fricking do that and this movie is complete garbage. Kraven isn't some genetically spliced lab experiment, he doesn't control animals with his mind, and he isn't some green peace vegan either.

      Kraven is superhuman thanks to regularly ingesting special herbal potions that enhance his physical abilities and senses. While he does admittedly hate poachers, it's more of an offense to his craft and disrespecting the kill rather than the act of killing animals itself. Sergi hates being compared to a rich dentist on safari, and doesn't use guns because of how piss easy it is. He respects animals, and has already killed deadly predators once so his point has been proven already. Basically what I'm driving at here is that no one on this film understood what they were flipping through

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kraven is superhuman thanks to regularly ingesting special herbal potions that enhance his physical abilities and senses.
        well you can call it that i call it taking experimental tribal drugs hes encountered on his travels, like licking toads and injecting snake venom with jenkem or whwatever

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's admittedly more spiritual than science. Kinda like Black Panther's heart shaped herb, only temporary and requiring regular ingestion/inhalation. And yes you could trip balls on this stuff, which half explains how batshit insane Sergi is. But hey, slows aging.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh i genuinly thought he was just some nutter who was a hippy and got abit too involved with the tribal stuff took a shit ton of drugs and then became obsessed with the "ultimate hunt" which turns out to be man.
            i guess im not far off but i thought he was more mentally tapped than spiritual, i know he cares for the kill as all hunters should. he wuldnt lamp a rabbit

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Let's put it this way; Sergi would totally kill a deer or a rabbit and cook it if he was in the wild. It's just nature. He's not going to spear a lion, because he did that already thus proving his strength and would rather see the rest of the majestic creature thrive.

              It's not even so much about killing as it is Kraven showing his skill, beating a creature at what it does best. That's what it's always been about, and why he ultimately chose NOT to kill Spider-Man after Kraven's Last Hunt.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Because he CANT fricking do that and this movie is complete garbage.
        /thread

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They though a half-naked russian man fighting people with hunter equipment was too silly so they turned him into Rob Schneider.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lion blood lion blood psychoactive lion blood

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking how? his power set means spider-man dismembers him. every single one of his powers is less than that of spider-man. lifting 2 tons is nothing. spider man can lift 25

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spider-man. lifting 2 tons is nothing.
      which one?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poster actually makes it look decent. But from the trailer it has nothing to do with the comics. He's some vegan animal rights sissy and his dad is way more like OG Kraven. At least it's R-rated I think? But it seems incredibly derivative. I predict another memeworthy flop.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Was bitten by a radioactive Lion
    KEK

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spider-Man got bitten by a radioactive spider.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spider-Ham was bitten by a radioactive pig.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it turns out that the drugs Kraven takes is actually whatever was left of Wakanda's herbs.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am not sure if its worse than a solo morbius movie but a solo Kraven movie might just be the worst idea for a comic book movie I've ever seen. It actually boggles my fricking mind that this made it beyond a one sentence pitch. I think even to most comic book fans Kraven is just some animal themed mook

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even saying I dislike Kraven, but giving him his own movie is actually fricking moronic. I think in general the idea of solo villain movies is pretty awful, but Kraven is like 7th or 8th of the spiderman guys I would pick for a solo villain movie, I think I would unironically rather see a movie about the Shocker

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rather see a movie about the Shocker
        >Horror Thriller about herman being chased by a mysterious black creature
        >four minute rape scene

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