This planet has 5 minutes.

This planet has 5 minutes.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    see you in 50 episodes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're doing everything at super speed bro we're just watching it in 'real time'

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dude is made of pink taffy
        >turns everything into hard chocolate
        ???

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          white bois can't compete

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Frieza so zesty?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Youngest child.

      https://i.imgur.com/qaoPIQD.jpg

      This planet has 5 minutes.

      They're space minutes, so his 5 minutes is about 2 hours on Earth.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh look another jobber

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need an AI voice of Orson Welles talking about anime.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to believe

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm about to save the earth with a move called instant transmission. The name is misleading however, as there is simply no way can teleport Cell to King Kai's planet and teleport myselff and King Kai back to earth before Cell explodes.
    >Gohan, you fought well
    >I'm going to need you to take care of your mother for me.
    >Tell her that there was no other way to save the earth
    >Goodbye, Gohan
    *teleports*
    >Oh, hello King Kai
    >GOKU!! Are you out of your mind?? Why did you bring him here to my planet?
    >I'm so terribly sorry - this was the only place I could think to bring him...
    *Cell explodes*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking moron just bring him to Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe he would’ve had time if he didn’t stop to tell gohan that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      goku needs time to lock on to someone to use instant transmission

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i thought goku killed himself on purpose because all the villains up to that point were always after him

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of the best things ever animated

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >non-ocean dub vegeta
      >Kai music
      Gross

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

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  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why'd they turn it into a video game? it looks so soulless

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      not even japan is safe

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toei is trying to find the minimum level of awful garbage they can shit out before drones stop watching Dragonball.

      With DB Super they gave it god awful low quality art and stiff animation, they didn't even bother to do battle damaged character designs or animated hair properly, so everything has this shiny, plasticky feel to it. On top of this they just resorted to adapting fan fiction for the plot. Any stupid idea they could think of, to the point the show itself stopped even trying to pretend it was serious (which in a way actually elevated it, since Dragonball at its origin was never serious).

      So the natural progression from Super is to lower the bar even further: godawful CGI

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >before drones stop watching Dragonball.
        There's always LatAm

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which doesn't really matter to Japan. Anime's primary audience is the Japanese public, because most of the production committee for anime are local Japanese businesses whose customers are Japanese people, not foreigners. There's been a rise in foreign investment in anime, but for the most part it remains focused on the Japanese market with the global market being secondary at best.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          even zoomies in latin american aren't watching DB, is all about tik tok and youtubers now

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    any good place to stream db super?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no good place to stream something bad

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    short hair videl > pigtail videl

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daima is going to be gay as frick isn't it

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