I don't get this argument. They also don't have fingers and vocal cords capable of human speech. The turtles have always had human attributes, why would breasts cross the line?
>reptiles don't produce milk
they're half human reptiles my man. they're more human than reptile, almost everything about their physiology and how they act is human with animal traits tacked on
dorks always want to go after boobs. It's like Transformers; you can have them be bipedal, have human face, have 5 fingers, but when you have big, glorious metal breasts you get people saying >ug, why would a ROBOT have breasts!?
I hate when I check who someone is replying to and now I have to figure out of the person replying either misclicked replying to someone else, is having a stroke, or is doing a very weird attempt at changing a subject because nobody bit an earlier bait.
I found the worst part of the show to be the mercenary hunting the turtles. He is officially the absolute most stupid character in the franchise. He is so stupid he makes Casey seem intelligent. Horrible character and can't believe how many insist that he was a good thing about Next Mutation.
Splinter was honestly decent, he often didn't want to waste his time dealing with dumb c**ts like Next Mutation turtles so he preferred to keep his distance from their idiocy. He could have some weak moments but nothing extreme.
He loved the idea of Turtles being only ones of their kind in kinda a tragic sense making them, uniquely them, which honestly I like the idea too...you lose that element when you add a female..I can see why he wanted just the four.
4 turtles and a rat that coincidenally by a singular of event turned them into mutants with human levels of intelligence becomes superfluous the moment more mutant turtles show up and do ninjitsu
I have no strong opinion on Venus, let's discuss human/turtle hybrid biology. >do the boys have penises? >how do they urinate/defecate? >would Venus have nipples or would she leak thru her shell?
the small shell pisses me off infinitely more than the turtle boobs. also giving venus a lighter shader of blue instead of an actually unique color was stupid
As Jennika has shown being given a unique color for the mask does not help. Jennika is a shit character through and through. And don't let liars deceive you. The proof Jennika failed is that fans don't make any content for Jennika. Alopex actually gets fan art unlike Jennika showing that fans are interested in Alopex. No one likes Jennika.
Don't mind boobs on certain anthro lizard chicks, though that makes it fun to wonder what flat off-model art would be like for some of 'em, kinda like how big boobs would be on flat non-lizard ones
You know as a kid, I fricking loved turtles and always saw the VHS of this but I don't think I rented it and always skipped it, I wonder why? I'm glad I did though.
do amphibians have mammaries?
id be scared too
Mutant turtle stupid.
It's a reptile you donut.
same way most mammals usually don't have them in cartoons
I don't get this argument. They also don't have fingers and vocal cords capable of human speech. The turtles have always had human attributes, why would breasts cross the line?
Reptiles dont produce milk.
That said, the milking machine joke is hilarious in mutant mayhem
>reptiles don't produce milk
they're half human reptiles my man. they're more human than reptile, almost everything about their physiology and how they act is human with animal traits tacked on
But they aren't turtles. They're turtle/human hybrids.
>Reptiles dont produce milk.
They also don't talk and eat pizza, dumbass.
and they dont do karate, dumberass
dorks always want to go after boobs. It's like Transformers; you can have them be bipedal, have human face, have 5 fingers, but when you have big, glorious metal breasts you get people saying
>ug, why would a ROBOT have breasts!?
>half robot
>half spider
>neither of which has any reason to have breasts
Artists should jerk off BEFORE designing characters
The boobs are formed from the spider's chelicerae.
i just like being a dickhead
>Teenage MUTANT ninja turtles.
There's literally no reason for them to have breasts other than "it makes muh dick hard" which is not a good reason
Butt milk.
https://www.livescience.com/animals/worm-like-creature-squirts-milk-from-its-butt-to-feed-its-young-in-1st-of-its-kind-video
>butt milk
Somehow that manages to still sound less appealing
It also stopped tmnt for a solid 7-8 years give or take
based turtle booba stopping rampant pop cultural consumerism by existing
I think your math is a bit off. The show's last episode was in 1998.
why are you guys so adamant on hating the 2012 show? It’s literally the best one.
Is it boomer nostalgia?
I hate when I check who someone is replying to and now I have to figure out of the person replying either misclicked replying to someone else, is having a stroke, or is doing a very weird attempt at changing a subject because nobody bit an earlier bait.
I think the third live-action movie did that
Also not true, the 80's cartoon was still running at the time. If anything it's probably the reason for the Red Skies seasons.
She wasn't even the worst part of the show.
I found the worst part of the show to be the mercenary hunting the turtles. He is officially the absolute most stupid character in the franchise. He is so stupid he makes Casey seem intelligent. Horrible character and can't believe how many insist that he was a good thing about Next Mutation.
Everyone is dumb as shit in Next Mutation.
The smartest character is probably Venus just because she's given less lines so says less moronic shit.
Splinter was honestly decent, he often didn't want to waste his time dealing with dumb c**ts like Next Mutation turtles so he preferred to keep his distance from their idiocy. He could have some weak moments but nothing extreme.
Last episode had him go full moron. Like full on unabashed moron.
You know I remembered some of the stupid shit from it was running but these reviews and rewatching really showed the lack of time and effort they had
>"THIS IS LAME, I CAN'T DO IT!"
He was funny.
I wonder what about Venus got Laird so damn mad?
The idea of a fifth turtle in general. It makes them “less unique”.
He loved the idea of Turtles being only ones of their kind in kinda a tragic sense making them, uniquely them, which honestly I like the idea too...you lose that element when you add a female..I can see why he wanted just the four.
4 turtles and a rat that coincidenally by a singular of event turned them into mutants with human levels of intelligence becomes superfluous the moment more mutant turtles show up and do ninjitsu
I like the IDW version of her
That's like the worst version of an already bad character.
>Summing up IDW in one sentence
And shortly afterwards the whole run ended. Funny that.
I have no strong opinion on Venus, let's discuss human/turtle hybrid biology.
>do the boys have penises?
>how do they urinate/defecate?
>would Venus have nipples or would she leak thru her shell?
>yes and they're inconceivably large like real turtles'
>imma go with "human enough to have a butthole"
>no, the turtle breasts have zero purpose
the small shell pisses me off infinitely more than the turtle boobs. also giving venus a lighter shader of blue instead of an actually unique color was stupid
As Jennika has shown being given a unique color for the mask does not help. Jennika is a shit character through and through. And don't let liars deceive you. The proof Jennika failed is that fans don't make any content for Jennika. Alopex actually gets fan art unlike Jennika showing that fans are interested in Alopex. No one likes Jennika.
I watched this on Netflix before, it was ok I think but it was certainly a product of its time.
What's the point of boobs if there's hard shell covering them? Laird was right. Boobs on reptiles are always stupid, just give them big hips.
I agree with this the shell boobs are confusing as shit
the idea grows on you
Don't mind boobs on certain anthro lizard chicks, though that makes it fun to wonder what flat off-model art would be like for some of 'em, kinda like how big boobs would be on flat non-lizard ones
I'm so fricking angry at these stupid shell boobs. Why did the artist think this was a good idea? Fricking homosexual
How is he a homosexual if he is giving more prominent female features?
>This scares Laird.
I don't know what you mean by this?
He hated Next Mutation and everything associated with it.
Completely off track here, i noticed that eastman and laird are the western counterpart to the manga duo yudetamago of kinnikuman fame.
Both are known for one ip their entire career, only difference is that one is popular world wide and the other not so much
Is that why Undertale and Paw Patrol are huge there?
Can't forget picrel as of recent
the japs usually prefer their scalies a lot more beastly though
including the female ones
Whats that from?
sorcerous stabber orphen
the 1998 one to be specific
name's bloody august
Venus is going to get fricked by my Penis!
Don't do it, she's either mutagenic or full of salmonella. Or both
Why this stupid debate?
Can't I love my big boobed gators and my washboard bears? Can't I love a bitta FICTION?
I wouldn't be opposed to her coming back in a future cartoon for a limited role.
She was gonna be in rise, but the show wasn't well recieved
Maybe there should be more girls in the series. I wanna see Mistress Splinter!
Wonder how the guys will meet their genderbend counter parts? Along with Casey, April, and splinter?
You know as a kid, I fricking loved turtles and always saw the VHS of this but I don't think I rented it and always skipped it, I wonder why? I'm glad I did though.