There isn't much when looking at film that can jumpscare me... but each time I see this button right next to or under my cursor I get a fricking heart attack.
This scares me to death
There isn't much when looking at film that can jumpscare me... but each time I see this button right next to or under my cursor I get a fricking heart attack.
Why does it scare you?
Even when I'm watching something that isn't porn I get nervous.
I NEED privacy
>I NEED privacy
>says as he post in a korean anime website runned by the fbi
we are all faceless morons on this site.
I'm talking about the people I live with
Why would it scare you unless you're watching... 18+ content?
zoomers watch porn on their phones because they dont have computers
This
Think about it, if zoomers are not watching porn then they're on tiktok where 50% of the content are ethots wiggling their ass into the camera. Everything is constantly trying to get zoomers to jerk off, and they have complete privacy to simply switch to porn and get it over with. This is the world we've created for our youth
i’m a zoomer and i’m right here. i’ve never downloaded tiktok. i can confirm i do watch porn on my phone.
It's funny how millennials were way more computer literate than the generation before, and continue to be more computer literate than the generations that came after.
It's understandable. Zoomers came into the world of the simplistic and heavily gated smartphone interface. They didn't really have the opportunity to learn as kids.
It's amazing how many of them don't know how to take a fricking screenshot. They pull out their phones and take a picture of their screen like fricking mouth breathers.
Well I've come to have sympathy for the common zoomer. I bet if I grew up in the same world, I'd be the same.
This is a psyop for the zoomers get squinted eyes from watching porn in small screen devices, so the chinks can infiltrate better in western societies
>suddenly your phone freaks out and casts your troony porn to the neighbors big screen tv
I know the feel, OP. Ignore the dumbasses. It's a legit concern.
Implying I don't do it on purpose to watch my neighbor freak out as I watch from my front window.
Also
>changing the music from the bluetooth speaks from a small super market to play hitler speeches while I'm there buying toilet paper
what piece of shit equipment are you people running that any device can just pair without a code
some dude in my apartment block keeps trying to beam his phone to my TV. no idea who it is. I keep clicking cancel like a pussy but am tempted to see what will pop up.
I don't know why this is such a problem for anons, you have to go out of your way to touch that icon and even then I'm sure it asks you to confirm.
Bust a nut and accidentally press the button probably
>be me
>euro
>internet cafe
>my PC broke down so I go there to get some hours in on CS and browse Cinemaphile for some Snood
>watch tomboy childhood friend roleplay ASMR
>install this extension that places the volume boost button next to the cast button
>the internet cafe has a big TV right up from the cashier counter
>I click on it without noticing
>For a full minute, my Tomboy Childhood Friend Roleplay ASMR video plays on the public fricking television
>right at the part where she's asking me if i've ever been with a girl
>mfw
>undo it, shut off the PC
>my fricking throat has a lump for the whole day
>get the frick out of there immediately
>too embarassed to ever go back or walk near that place again
how did you not have a nice day after that?
I bet there was a cute tomboy there watching who would have teased you about it, that you missed out on talking to.
>Tomboy Childhood Friend Roleplay ASMR video
Link?
I lack the constitution.
Thanks, that's a thought I need with my autistic regretful personality.
yeah you should feel embarrassed for listening to that garbage, i was expecting much better
Don't worry, autism fren. My point is that there tomboy girls out there that would into you and into teasing you.
>tomboy girls
No such thing in the real world. They're all either normalgay posturing c**ts appropriating the aesthetic to bait men who are into it because Chad is taken or just some psychotic. The women in our head are always better than the despicable creatures in reality.
I worked in the athletic training room in college. You want field hockey girls. They still exist, but they age out because most of them only played sports for friends/family/scholarship and will stop when they get a boy.
wow that is garbage even for asmr
You could have just played it off and I bet nobody would notice but naruto running out of there immediately made it clear you were the culprit
Looking back, there was only me, some old boomer who watches stuff about Israel and like one coomer in the row on the other side of the store so realistically, no one noticed as the cashier fricked off to the back of the store. Still too embarassed.
>be me
>euro
Stopped reading here.
Thanks but you're still a bad person for not linking it in the original post
This is the most "embarrassing" thing that happened to me at an internet cafe:
>Neighbors cut off the outside networking cables by "accident" when doing renovations. Will take days for it to get fixed.
>>Go to internet cafe with USB drive intending to download shit to keep me preoccupied at home.
>>>Lose track of time and realize I only have a few minutes left.
>>>>Dump the entire Downloads folder onto the USB drive.
>>>>>Go home, dig through the folder and realize there's stuff from the people who used the PC before me.
>>>>>>It's all WMAF and WMLF porn.
My non-biological brother.
Hardly embarassing. Could've been Black person porn.
That's why I put embarrassing in quotes, though the possibility of someone just rubbing one out on the computer I was using isn't appealing.
>Neighbors cut off the outside networking cables by "accident" when doing renovations.
What possible motive would they have to cut the network cables on purpose?
How would they know it was from you?
he was wearing his TOMBOY RESPECTER shirt and baseball cap
It flashed the name of my PC when it connected.
do you have your own real name and surname in your PC name or something?
Come on, whatre they gonna go comp to comp so they can judge you?
anon probably has his netbios name set to something like "AIDS Cave (Flat 12)"
I have named every computer I have ever owned either "Lappy 486" or "Compy compe."
my buddy and i used to go to best buy like a decade ago when this feature
had just come out.
one buddy would connect the tvs to his hot spot, and i would stream dumb memes on display TVs.
good times.
>my PC broke down
Was your PC out of oil?
too much cum in the disc drive
The new generation after zoomers are already posting here?Better watch out kid because I will call the cyber police on you boooo
I sometimes still can't believe how the universe aligned to get them actually called zoomers after the internet was doing it for years. Gen alpha still needs a stupid name though.
You guys don't ACTUALLY watch porn, do you?
No. I write it.
I'm afraid simply walking down the street is like pornography when I'm outside.
sometimes i get these on my phone. i can't find a way to turn ut off so i just crank the volume up on my daddy daughter incest porn until it goes away.