This scene.

This fucking scene is the ultimate blackpill. What would (YOU) do in this exact situation?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    probably just shave it all off and stop clinging to it

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Glass the cunt

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Suddenly fullbody tackle him to the ground and start flailing on him. Worst case get my ass beat but dont look like a pussy, best case beat his ass and get pussy. Theres not a scenario where I sit there like a moron, though even when I am louis age I would never be as out of shape as him so doubt Id be a target anyways

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No the worst case scenario is his friends getting involved and stomping on your head until you’re in a coma

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        only black people do that tho

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So you'd choose to die over your soft ego? You jump the kid, barely squeezing out of the both, if you're lucky. Most likely he'd meet you there as soon as you flinched and you'd be buckled In under the bolted down table getting haymakers to your head until you're unconscious and that's the good scenario. If you did take him to the ground your head would be kicked into the floor by his friends and you'd likely be brain damaged.

      "Cos you're not a pussy"

      It you were smart you'd dial the cops, then defend yourself from whatever aggression comes next.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why are you so scared of a little violence anon?

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically if I ever got bitched out this hard during a date I'd just go full schizo and start talking about Agartha and gangstalkers while jerking off. There is zero recovery from this scenario.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sure you would pal. Nah actually you'd just shrivel up and slink away like a bitch kek.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on the girl. If she's a random acquaintance or side chick you walk away, if you plan on marrying her you have absolutely no option but to absolutely destroy that dude and smash his head right into the tile floor.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the point of the scene was that it's a lose-lose situation. If you don't fight, the woman will think you're a coward. If you do fight, the woman will think you're a moron.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        well, call me george the fucking curious then

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Women are turned on by men fighting. Even if saying "please don't kick my ass" is the path of least resistance, you can't do it in front of a woman you give a shit about or she'll lose respect for you as a man. Deep down, she expects you to protect her from thugs.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >If you do fight, the woman will think you're a moron.

        this is demonstrably false

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You fight and start winning and all his shitty buddies will join in, you can't win.

        Also in real life, teenagers wouldn't pick a fight with someone that looks like Louis CK because half the time, they're experienced as fuck in fighting and have "old man" pain tolerance. Having your buddies to back you up means little if he slams your face in the table and breaks your nose because you even raise your fists.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why do I care what some coalburning blown own roastie thinks?
        All those guys were 100% black in real life and she was probably already fantasizing about being fucked by every and each one of them before they came over to harass me.
        Seriously you already lost the moment you brought her in public where she can gaze at black men that she'd rather fuck instead.
        If you took her to some restaurant where a pack of morons chimp around it's your fault to begin with.
        You might as well just give her to them as tribute so they leave you alone.
        Win win.
        You don't get beaten by a pack of morons and you ditch the coalburning whore for good.
        That's the only way out of this situation.
        Think about it logically.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        not if its your wife, your wife should side with you no matter what if not divorce that cunt

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he's a grown man why the fuck he didn't punch the fucking kid. what is wrong with americans dudes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You could end up in the hospital and even lose teeth.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        so? shoot them if you are so scared, just don't be a fucking pussy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          He has a daughter, he can't be getting in fights.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Oh no my precious teeth!!
        Let go of the ego pretty boy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >let go of the ego by physically assaulting someone who said a mean thing

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I do envy ugly people for their ability to fight without losing anything of value.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    thats patsi parisi's kid. his face would be the last one you see

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This would've never happend if he took her to a classy joint. It's Louis fault for being a garden gnome.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This. Don't take a date to some shit hole diner. Fucking cheap ass. Spring for dinner at a restaurant.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imply that I am carrying a gun and he would die.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      youd need a bunch of things
      1. some kind of mma/bjj/boxing training
      2. a weapon/gun

      challenge the guys to fight you 1v1 inside the shop/local gym where you wont hit your head on the asphalt and die
      2. give the weapon to the girl and ask ger to point it at their legs with them accepting that thy are liable to get shot if they intervene

      or

      you can always have a camera on you recording/live streaming and threaten to sue them on assault charges if they touch you

      Based. Dude start's threatening you just brush up on your state's self defense laws

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        At the very least, when the kid said what do you think about his scares, I would say, I think you're going to really enjoy prision.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >w-well actually DaQuan sure you will be able to beat the shit out of me and then you and your buddies will stomp on my head while I’m down and I’ll receive permanent brain damage and then spend the rest of my life as a braindead vegetable shitting myself in a wheelchair B-BUT you will go to prison! Sure you’ll be charged as a minor and some garden gnome libtard judge will let you out on parole in 5 years and you’ve already spend the majority of your teenage years in and out of juvie but you’ll go to heckin jail aren’t you scared?!?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It's not about scaring them. You can't scare a kid. It's about reminding them of the life that they're choosing. Kids can easily forget about the consequences of their actions.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For many years I've wished that someone would try to be violent with me. I would just go full animal on them and try to stick my fingers in their eyes or hit them in the adams apple as hard as I could, or sink my teeth into their cheek and rip a good piece of it to rags. I know this is some cliched internet tough guy talk, and I would likely get my own ass kicked, but i'm just tired of my life. I could very well spend rest of my days in some institution, and why not try to take out, or at least wound and traumatize one violent asshole before I go in there. But i'm a meek unthreatening guy and nobody ever has seen me as someone they would want to assault, and I never start shit with anyone.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I started by first shit by accident (spat and accidentally hit some dudebro who bumrushed me before I got a chance to apologize). I got beat up, obviously, but managed to sneak a few sucker punches before the public pulled us apart. Felt great whole week afterwards knowing that I didn't fall apart and panic in a confrontation. It's been much easier to start shits afterwards, some dudes have really short fuse and obvious buttons to push. The ugly truth is that most men fight like women, they go for the neck or hair, strike from behind etc. Just be equally dirty, fuck honor, fuck what people would think about you, go for the eyes, hit the nuts, claw at their face, dont fight dudes who are too big for you, winning feels amazing, losing feels amazing too if you dont get sent to a hospital. If you're a lonely guy without family to worry about there's no reason not to be a hostile cunt to everyone.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you wouldn’t do shit gay
      you would flail your arms and get knocked out with one punch
      somehow fighting is the only thing every man thinks he is capable of for no reason and without training
      why do you think professional train daily for decades
      yet you wouldn’t think you could perform great in an other sport without training or be good at something you never done
      given it is in our dna to have fighting capabilities but still
      don’t get in a fight it won’t end well
      >inb4 some neckbears warrior says how he is unstoppable once he sees red

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >somehow fighting is the only thing every man thinks he is capable of for no reason and without training
        The Onion is never wrong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe3na9umxDA

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >fighting
        The boy has already admitted to hospitalizing a man for no reason. And threatening the same to you. Id grab the fork or knife given with every table and either stab his throat, through the bottom of his chin into his mouth, or somewhere in the stomach/groin region. This isnt a fighting situation this is a killing situation

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          And you, a middle aged man who presumably hasn’t been in a fistfight in decades, if ever, are going to be able to physically overpower MULTIPLE aggressive teenagers prone to violent behavior and fighting because…? Holy shit you armchair warriors are delusional. Have you ever even thrown a punch at someone, let alone try to stab them? Do you even know how to hold a knife? Where to stab? How to stab? Do you think you’re a fucking ninja action hero and you’re invincible and you can just slice his jugular while sound effects go off in the background? You people are so fucking delusional it’s unreal, this is the type of retardation that gets people killed in the real world holy shit

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Based, put grandpa in his place before he gets into a fight he can't finish.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I work out 5 days a week. Fought lots in my teen years and am fairly certain i could stab a guy who is leaning, in my direction, faster than he'd figure out its happening ya.
            >thrown punch
            Yes
            >hold knife
            Yes
            >where/how
            How yes. Where I stated in the post you are replying to anon :^)
            >jugular
            I could but as stated id likely go for stomach or groin as they are bigger and quicker targets to hit and will still put me in a better position afterwards.

            Anymore projection? Post wrists.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          and then everyone would clap

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          were you ever in a fight or even a real life confrontation?
          probably not so stop boasting about what you would do or not
          the adrenaline would be probably too much to handle for a manchild like you and you would piss yourself
          given that such a situation would even arise being alone in your basement
          if you want to know how it would do go head to your nearest mma or boxing gym and ask to spar against some one year freshling
          than you can think about how he kicked your ass for a while
          also putting a fork in somebody’s leg wont do much same for the butterknife

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >ever in a fight
            Yes many. Read the replies before projecting loser
            >leg
            Which is why i didnt mention it

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              how would i ever know which one of the larping gay post is yours without ID
              im not gonna bother reading every “i once beat up ten guys for reals”
              stop lying on the internet nobody is impressed

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You could try running the 2 IQ points you have together to use context clues to figure it our retard. Never said anything about beating up 10 guys. Just that ive been in fights, its baffling this is unbelievable to you when its a normal part of adolescence

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you literally make up the scenario in your head that you would kill the guy by putting a steak knife in his throat
                that’s why i know you are a larping gay

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I never said that either. Why are you projecting so hard that you cant even read properly. I may have been generous when i said you have 2 IQ points id be surprised if you could muster up a single full one. I said this would be a situation that calls for a serious response, not a childish bout of fisticuffs. I also said multiple times id likely stab the stomach or groin because of the way he is positioning his body makes it an easier target. Post wrists doughboy

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >i never said that
                >Id grab the fork or knife given with every table and either stab his throat, through the bottom of his chin into his mouth
                you can’t even remember what you wrote a few minutes ago and you are calling me dumb
                i guess maybe you were in some fights after all
                given that you have the short term memory of someone who got a few too many punches to the head
                you win anon i believe you
                you would totally kill this guy with the knife to the throat or even better driving his nosebone into his brain with a palmstrike

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Fucking wasted digits.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >ask to spar
            This. It's what I've been saying. Most dudes have no clue how to throw a punch, or square off and defend. It's not easy, at first. You learn a ton getting in the ring, even in a non-angry bout. Your learn your own capabilities, and you learn to gauge others. Like I said, I've had little skinny dudes ring my bell hard because of one thing: they were more experienced and better at it. Learning to box won't automatically win every fight for you, but it gives you SOME tools to use, instead of false bravado and larping about stabbing people on Cinemaphile.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Most people, when they get into a situation where a fight starts, their brain dumps a shitload of adrenaline, the fight or flight instinct kicks in, their brain goes BRRRRRRRRRRRR and the next thing you know they're waking up on the floor. They don't know how to deal with any of it, because they're all talk and bravado. "I can handle myself." No, you can't.
        I'm not saying I'm a great fighter. I'm not. But I've sparred enough that I can keep my wits about me when shit goes down, enough to assess the situation and not start flailing around like a spastic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you never start shit with people.
      You're good natured and meek.
      If there was ever a scenario where you fought you won't do anything.
      Your body will freeze up like a deer in headlights.
      It's called fight or flight.
      You either have to untrain it in yourself through diligent martial arts training or you are simply an aggressive assertive predatory type male.
      You're not that guy.
      Everyone has deep seeded hate and angry and evil but it won't help you do shit, all that poison in you is the exact reason you're a weak pussy.
      Change your life for the better.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You'd get raped 5 times a day in any institution. The doctors wouldn't even stop it, they'd just let you be their dick pillow.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    blackpill on what? That aggressive retards exist? This pill was kind of here since the first grog bonked the first brog with a heavy stick on the head and fucked his women. In modern day you either take a non-aggression route and fuck off or concealed carry

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You have to take your fucking lumps. This situation may be a net loss for Louie because he's a middle aged milktub but if you're in your 20s or Cinemaphile at whatever age and not a manlet just take the risk and deck the gay. Worst case scenario you get knocked out and your date ends but it was over the second he decided to walk to your table. Or better, if you're American just conceal carry.

      If you're ever on a date with a woman you plan to marry you literally have an obligation to fight aggressive people like this, more so if they begin to target her because they think you won't do shit. Pic related is a good example on what being a pussy can lead to.

      >conceal carry
      What? You're going to shoot a teenager dead in a diner because he called you a pussy? Fucking mamiacs.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He was threatening him.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If you threaten me with violence I fucking shoot you simple as

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You break the NAP you die

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If you're not trolling you're a retard dude, srs. Getting threatened with violence is much different from just being insulted. The age of the aggressor is not relevant unless they are a literal infant incapable of physically harming you. Retarded morons like you simply have no conception of a threat to your being. You lack the most base human instincts. Have fun getting BTFOd out of existence one day because you are not enough of a "pussy" to react to threats of violence with violence.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >dey wuz jus good boys!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i dont feel bad anymore for white retards like this if white people at this point are still getting enriched to this degree its pure gluttony at this point and they deserve it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        a white one, yeah. no DA in America would charge you for shooting a white kid

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, its awesome.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You have to take your fucking lumps. This situation may be a net loss for Louie because he's a middle aged milktub but if you're in your 20s or Cinemaphile at whatever age and not a manlet just take the risk and deck the gay. Worst case scenario you get knocked out and your date ends but it was over the second he decided to walk to your table. Or better, if you're American just conceal carry.

    If you're ever on a date with a woman you plan to marry you literally have an obligation to fight aggressive people like this, more so if they begin to target her because they think you won't do shit. Pic related is a good example on what being a pussy can lead to.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Worst case scenario is that you get jumped by his buddies, maybe some of them using heavy objects or knives, and receive lifelong brain damage as they happily pound your skull and ribs into powder. But hey, at least you protected your dignity in front of m'lady, I'm sure she will remember you fondly when she leaves to get fucked by Chad.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        In situations where you're outnumbered you can just immediately leave with your date and ignore him. If he attacks you after that you're already in the fight, and nothing changes. Would you recommend doing what Louis did?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        White suburban punks in NYC don't do that. They're all talk. You'd get jumped by Hispanics or morons, but not white boys. Louis made it a white kid because it's cringe humor, and being a pussy to a white kid is the worst.
        He also knows in NYC, getting involved is break the #1 rule of the city - don't get involved.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >If you're ever on a date with a woman you plan to marry you literally have an obligation to fight aggressive people like this
      LOL, no, incel. I've been dating longer than you've been alive and I've never had to fight anyone.
      Louis, or his character, got into this because he was weak. A snot nosed teenager just saw an easy target.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is a blackpill in the sense that it's a completely made up scenario created for the sole purpose of validating your self loathing and pent up anger. The real, actual blackpill is that none of you guys go outside enough to even be in a made up scenario like this.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      also people dont act like this irl

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but American Blacks do

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        T. Northern Euro

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >people dont act like this irl
        you might be a shut-in with no real life experience
        but at least you are optimistic about it
        good job anon

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >you might be a shut-in with no real life experience
          no i think you're the shut in.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The only made up thing here is the race of the bully. IRL it's gonna be either a nog or a mudslime

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying situations like this don't happen
      >Implying men prone to immediate violence don't exist
      >Implying you even need to be outside for long periods of time to experience an encounter like this
      >Implying people who use Cinemaphile wouldn't be targets for men like Shawn who get off to bullying weak timid people
      >Implying that getting your ass kicked doesn't happen

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It happens in places where there is a lot of alcohol and violence.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Truth missile.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the king of cuckold Louis ck.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly the old navy t shirt is really what makes this picture

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    youd need a bunch of things
    1. some kind of mma/bjj/boxing training
    2. a weapon/gun

    challenge the guys to fight you 1v1 inside the shop/local gym where you wont hit your head on the asphalt and die
    2. give the weapon to the girl and ask ger to point it at their legs with them accepting that thy are liable to get shot if they intervene

    or

    you can always have a camera on you recording/live streaming and threaten to sue them on assault charges if they touch you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >youd need a bunch of things
      >1. some kind of mma/bjj/boxing training
      Why he's a fucking teenager. Louis's only problem is never exercising in his life so some kid he has +50lbs on is a threat

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >What would (YOU) do in this exact situation?
    Left the restaurant and gone to a better more civilized place the second those retards showed up. Wise men don't react to bad situations, they avoid them all together.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    roast him for spending his friday night at a diner with his male friends, make fun of his varsity jacket and his hairline, then call him a pussy and dare him to hit me right then and there.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You reposition yourself so that he's between you and his friends, putting on an submissive act, and then suddenly chin him. You keep hitting him or stamping on him until one of his friends tries to intervene and then you hit start screaming threats at them and throw shit. People are genuinely surprised by unexpected and extreme displays of violence that it tends to override sense. Most of his friends will be watching in absolute shock, and the one or two that tried to do something will be more concerned about what else you're willing to do.

    Trust me, I've bluffed my way out of plenty of outnumbered fights because I actually hate violence in practice and even taking out the first guy has left me scared and emotional for days afterwards.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Good answer although violence is avoidable most of the time. Guys have tried to fight me but I'm a big guy so they don't throw the first punch.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You don't get out of the booth. He's already cornered you. You make any move and him and his chimp friends are ripping you apart while giving you brain trauma.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This scene unironically kept me up til 3 a.m. the night I watched it. I only watched 2 more episodes after that. It caused me to start carrying a knife (not that that would do any good) and start imagining confrontations with people around me. I've also never been in a restaurant for a date and I'd be too beta to shout at those guys to settle down.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >stare at his piece of shit receding hairline
    >"why is a 40 years old man wearing high school clothes?"
    >quietly pull out my .357 and set it on the table
    >"you know...I think maybe you've gotten the wrong impression about me...perhaps I should explain to you what it is that I do"
    At this point the cuck has either left or tried to reach for the piece, which would not go well for him

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >present bully with art button
    >ask him to press it
    Your move bully

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no balding, ugly, little rat with a fucked up right hand is going to hurt me.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is this kid already balding? Wtf is this hairline

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pick him up under the arm pits and carry him out of the building. Then hold the door closed and laugh at him struggling to get back in.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'7". I would never be approached

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kek oh you would lanklet, one of my favorite things to do at parties is find some freak like you and pick a fight

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Then get knocked the fuck out?
        We used to have a competition to see who could throw a manlet the furthest.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Being above 6'3 (non-freak, good proportions) is such an experience manlets will never understand lmao. The minute I walk into a room I can immediately spot the insecure manlets and all I have to do is look them straight in the eye and greet them. No bother for the rest of the night, maybe they'll try something to get your attention or see how you react but it's all futile and they know it. It really is a blessing.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What's with this manlet-lanklet division? Is it just you trying to get a rise out of people?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Men have higher levels of estrogen than any other point in recorded history. This causes vanity, pettiness and insecurity such as seen in the post you are replying to. They have also been mindfucked by a gynocentric society, and being high in estrogen levels they gleefully go along with the feminine divide and conquer tactics

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              No it really is true that short guys are often very insecure and it shows. Especially if they're in company with tall people they will become very annoying very quick.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No its not. Youre just an effeminate male telling yourself lies to make yourself feel better. Literally all women do this and you are no different

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it is, where do you think the term "napoleon syndrome" originated from?

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would redeem, sir.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Psjeet movies are pure soul.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Key to winning this situation is to avoid being selected by these type of people to begin with.

    Louis wasn’t targeted just because he said something. Louis was targeted because he’s weak. If you lift weights / fit at least somewhat regularly to have a defined build and not a body that looks like egg yolk then these type of people size you up and decide it isn’t worth the risk of altercation

    That said, there’s always a bigger fish. Even if you lift/strong the right guy can still come in and just clown on you. Difference being if you never lift then literally every male is a threat. If you lift regularly then it’s maybe 1 in 1,000 you worry about

    The other solution here is to be charismatic / friendly but still own the interaction. There is no reason in real life a situation like this HAS to go south and twats like in the video usually can be won over. A couple dudes in letterman jackets start coming in and being loud at your trash diner instead of telling them to quiet down talk football shop with them. “You boys go to X school? I went to Y. How’s your season going? What position you lads play. Damn dude you’re big you got any college offers?”

    You’re still dictating the conversation / showing value and status while winning the punks over. Is it the most Chad move in the world? No, but if you’re Louis Ck here your options are very limited

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lifting doesnt make you good at fighting
      Doesnt even make you good at punching

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No, but it makes you look like you could be good at fighting. The point is not to lift so you can beat up some punk, the point is to look like a someone a punk won't bother with because he might get his ass beat.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Lol my friend is a fitizen but I would beat his goofy ass even if he can squat more than me, having good body mechanics from playing sports my whole life is the only advantage I have but it’s pretty big. If you’re the kind of anon who looks like a baby giraffe when you took PE you are fucked.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No, but it makes you look like you could be good at fighting. The point is not to lift so you can beat up some punk, the point is to look like a someone a punk won't bother with because he might get his ass beat.

        Basically like this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lifting doesn't mean shit. Learning how to throw a punch matters. I know too many gymbros who can't throw a punch to save their lives, and I've sparred with little skinny dudes who rang my bell, hard.
      Take boxing lessons, not a gym pass. 3 minutes on the heavy bag will do more for you than 1000 curls.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Louis wasn’t targeted just because he said something. Louis was targeted because he’s weak.
      this is just not true. on what grounds can you demand a quiet romantic atmosphere in some shitty dinner? he picked a fight. if you don't pick a fight you aren't even interested in having the chance you get punked like a bitch goes down dramatically. if i was in that situation, i would have just laughed it off and joked about the situation with the girl, and probably left, you could also try being friendly instead of trying to tell them off on no grounds. like you said
      >The other solution here is to be charismatic / friendly but still own the interaction
      the premise being you didn't haven't already tried to punk them. this is also the best solution if someone actually does decide to pick a fight with you for no reason. if you are actually forced to grovel or fight/just get beaten and possible seriously injured for life then it's a fucked no win situation, that's why intelligent people don't pick fights for no reason and live in wealthy safe areas if they can.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How is it a blackpill?

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That would never happen to me, so I don't know how to respond to your question.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Same tbh.

      I am a white guy living in the third world and i've never been challenged or threatened like that in all my life.
      Then again, I am tall and built like a linebacker so that helps to not be seen like a target.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What country?

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >taking a date to a place where kids like to hang out

    How is he still making rookie mistakes in his 40's?

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You say let's leave the moment those annoying kids show up.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Louis is The situation.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bear in mind that they would be black in real life

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would never get in that situation because we would have left to go somewhere quiet.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >What would (YOU) do in this exact situation?
      leave as soon as they walk in.

      This is the only answer. You don't confront a gang of men, I don't care if you're an MMA champ, two/three guys v one and it's fucking hopeless. You don't just sit there either because A) It's unpleasant and why would you want to and B) They might come to harass you even if you don't provoke them and every second in proximity to the threat increases that chance.

      At the end of the day, it's not about fighting skill, testosterone, honor- it's about common sense. Most of the people you hear about being the victims of random attacks simply had a lacking in the most basic of human intuitions.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do americans insist on casting thirty year olds to play highschoolers? This scene is very well done but it removes me from the scene when the "kid" looks like he is a borderline middle aged man dressing up as a high school jock for some Halloween party.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >What would (YOU) do in this exact situation?
    leave as soon as they walk in.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    > When's the last time you got your ass kicked?
    > I dunno kid, when's the last time you took 3 9mm slugs to the belly in a diner?

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Louis CK went for the dichotomy between what a woman wants intellectually and primally; that even though women may be anti-violence (e.g. Megan Fox) they still feel drawn to dominant men. But Louie got the subtlety wrong. A woman doesn't want the best fighter, she just doesn't want a man who won't stand up for himself.

    What would happen if he lost the fight to the 17yo? Would she leave him for the 17yo? Cheat on him with a tough guy some Saturday night? (The cuckold problem.) "I just don't want her to think I'm less of a man."

    Listen to the language: "I don't want her to think..." That's the infection of narcissism in the thinking. Don't you think she has her own perspective? Don't you think that she already knows whether you are tough or not? Unless you have a secret identity, she already knows who would win the fight. Do you think you can fool her with words?

    If she is a reasonably attractive woman-- defined as not bathing in smallpox-- then all that she gets, all day, is practice appraising men and filtering through their words.

    She already knows who you are. That's why she is, or is not, with you, despite your attempts to convince her you are someone else. Losing a fight won't drive her to another man because if it would, she'd already be gone.

    The question no one ever asks is: how did the 17 year old know he could pick on you? Why do you think he can sense something that your girlfriend can't? Feminist response: "See? Men don't think women can have their own opinions." No, we're not sexist, we're narcissists: it's not about you, it's about us. Men believe they can convince people of their identity-- convince a girl to like them. The whole male grammar is structured like this: get her into bed; get her to go out with me; show her what kind of a person I am. We think we can fool women for the same reason a 3 year old thinks he can manipulate his parents: sometimes they let us because they were going to do it anyway.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You think you can convince her you're tougher than you are, but you worry you can't fool another guy because he "knows" toughness. But why would he know it any better than she? She knows you better than he does; and she knows men-- and posturing and puffing up the chest-- better than either of you. The only person who doesn't know what kind of a person you are is you.

      The Bully Dialogue-- where they spend ten minutes chatting nicely even though both of you know you're eventually going to get stuffed in a locker-- is another Cognitive Kill Switch, which is about reversing power and dominance. The aggressive "Hi, what's your name, that's a nice shirt you got there" works because you're not willing-- you feel you're not allowed-- to respond to the situation for what it is: a bully trying to dominate the conversation. You feel obligated to reply to their words, and not the meaning. So the bully gets to bully the conversation for ten minutes, after which point it hardly matters whether you get stuffed in a locker or not.

      There's a model for everything in childhood. In this case it's when the parent, rather than a direct confrontation (i.e. teach the kid how to be a man) tries to lead and trap the kid, like a jealous woman trying to catch her man in a lie. "So, Tommy, how was school? Anything interesting happen today?" At this moment everyone knows it's a trap. Dad knows what happened, and Tommy knows what happened, and now Tommy knows that Dad knows

      Back to Louie. When that kid appeared at his table, everyone knew why he was there. So this is how the scene should have gone, though I'll admit it wouldn't have been theatric enough for TV:
      "Hi, my name's Sean, what's your name?"

      "Get your punk-ass away from me, I don't want to know you."

      Now the kid's either going to fight you, or back down-- which is the same thing that was going to happen anyway, but at least you stood up for yourself. She noticed.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You think you can convince her you're tougher than you are, but you worry you can't fool another guy because he "knows" toughness. But why would he know it any better than she? She knows you better than he does; and she knows men-- and posturing and puffing up the chest-- better than either of you. The only person who doesn't know what kind of a person you are is you.

      The Bully Dialogue-- where they spend ten minutes chatting nicely even though both of you know you're eventually going to get stuffed in a locker-- is another Cognitive Kill Switch, which is about reversing power and dominance. The aggressive "Hi, what's your name, that's a nice shirt you got there" works because you're not willing-- you feel you're not allowed-- to respond to the situation for what it is: a bully trying to dominate the conversation. You feel obligated to reply to their words, and not the meaning. So the bully gets to bully the conversation for ten minutes, after which point it hardly matters whether you get stuffed in a locker or not.

      There's a model for everything in childhood. In this case it's when the parent, rather than a direct confrontation (i.e. teach the kid how to be a man) tries to lead and trap the kid, like a jealous woman trying to catch her man in a lie. "So, Tommy, how was school? Anything interesting happen today?" At this moment everyone knows it's a trap. Dad knows what happened, and Tommy knows what happened, and now Tommy knows that Dad knows

      Back to Louie. When that kid appeared at his table, everyone knew why he was there. So this is how the scene should have gone, though I'll admit it wouldn't have been theatric enough for TV:
      "Hi, my name's Sean, what's your name?"

      "Get your punk-ass away from me, I don't want to know you."

      Now the kid's either going to fight you, or back down-- which is the same thing that was going to happen anyway, but at least you stood up for yourself. She noticed.

      Interesting post though I don't totally agree with it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You think you can convince her you're tougher than you are, but you worry you can't fool another guy because he "knows" toughness. But why would he know it any better than she? She knows you better than he does; and she knows men-- and posturing and puffing up the chest-- better than either of you. The only person who doesn't know what kind of a person you are is you.

      The Bully Dialogue-- where they spend ten minutes chatting nicely even though both of you know you're eventually going to get stuffed in a locker-- is another Cognitive Kill Switch, which is about reversing power and dominance. The aggressive "Hi, what's your name, that's a nice shirt you got there" works because you're not willing-- you feel you're not allowed-- to respond to the situation for what it is: a bully trying to dominate the conversation. You feel obligated to reply to their words, and not the meaning. So the bully gets to bully the conversation for ten minutes, after which point it hardly matters whether you get stuffed in a locker or not.

      There's a model for everything in childhood. In this case it's when the parent, rather than a direct confrontation (i.e. teach the kid how to be a man) tries to lead and trap the kid, like a jealous woman trying to catch her man in a lie. "So, Tommy, how was school? Anything interesting happen today?" At this moment everyone knows it's a trap. Dad knows what happened, and Tommy knows what happened, and now Tommy knows that Dad knows

      Back to Louie. When that kid appeared at his table, everyone knew why he was there. So this is how the scene should have gone, though I'll admit it wouldn't have been theatric enough for TV:
      "Hi, my name's Sean, what's your name?"

      "Get your punk-ass away from me, I don't want to know you."

      Now the kid's either going to fight you, or back down-- which is the same thing that was going to happen anyway, but at least you stood up for yourself. She noticed.

      Very great posts and very interesting. I've had some philosophical thoughts about this

      The very nature of a threat is all about whether you are willing to follow through with it, or if you're bluffing and hoping the victim doesn't call your bluff, but then what happens if your bluff is called

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You think you can convince her you're tougher than you are, but you worry you can't fool another guy because he "knows" toughness. But why would he know it any better than she? She knows you better than he does; and she knows men-- and posturing and puffing up the chest-- better than either of you. The only person who doesn't know what kind of a person you are is you.

      The Bully Dialogue-- where they spend ten minutes chatting nicely even though both of you know you're eventually going to get stuffed in a locker-- is another Cognitive Kill Switch, which is about reversing power and dominance. The aggressive "Hi, what's your name, that's a nice shirt you got there" works because you're not willing-- you feel you're not allowed-- to respond to the situation for what it is: a bully trying to dominate the conversation. You feel obligated to reply to their words, and not the meaning. So the bully gets to bully the conversation for ten minutes, after which point it hardly matters whether you get stuffed in a locker or not.

      There's a model for everything in childhood. In this case it's when the parent, rather than a direct confrontation (i.e. teach the kid how to be a man) tries to lead and trap the kid, like a jealous woman trying to catch her man in a lie. "So, Tommy, how was school? Anything interesting happen today?" At this moment everyone knows it's a trap. Dad knows what happened, and Tommy knows what happened, and now Tommy knows that Dad knows

      Back to Louie. When that kid appeared at his table, everyone knew why he was there. So this is how the scene should have gone, though I'll admit it wouldn't have been theatric enough for TV:
      "Hi, my name's Sean, what's your name?"

      "Get your punk-ass away from me, I don't want to know you."

      Now the kid's either going to fight you, or back down-- which is the same thing that was going to happen anyway, but at least you stood up for yourself. She noticed.

      what happened to the last psychiatrist anyway?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He disappeared off the face of the earth until earlier this year when he actually unironically released his book on porn

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the god damn Japs

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen enough /fight/ webms on /gif/ to see how bad fights can get

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ask women if they want to watch me masturbate then respect their decision when 90% of them say no, then have my life ruined because those women discovered they could gain more attention than retribution if they blab about the private sexual solicitation.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >he's only bold because he's semi hooked up with the aj soprano crew

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've had run ins with people before and my strategy has always been disarming passivity combined with misdirection. First of all I would never confront the group in the first place, I would leave the place. However, in times where I have been accosted by those clearly looking for trouble or to prove themselves, my instincts have saved me.

    One time I had left a bar and was standing waiting for the bus. The bus stop was near to the bar so I just stood a couple feet from the bar rather than going straight to the stop. Some random "kids" (more like fresh 18 year olds just legal to go into bars (I'm not in USA legal drinking age here is 18)) started chatting to me. One in particular was speaking with an intonation that was definitely threatening. They were asking me questions and essentially trying to make me sound like a fool. I gave nonsense answers that sounded like they made sense. I can't think of specifics but I can only describe it as speaking in a way that sounds like I am giving answers but actually saying nothing at all, because I didn't want to give any personal information nor did I want to appear abrasive in any way. I can only describe it as a similar technique as shown in vidrel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdHK_r9RXTc

    I carried on like this until a bus appeared and rather than flagging it down immediately I let it park at the stop, then I ran at it, flagged it down in a clearly panicked way and got on. I got laughed at by the group but in this way I was able to avoid giving enough notice or time for any in the group to pursue me. I just tore off, stopped the bus from departing and got on before anyone had any real idea what I was doing. Not only did the bus driver see that I was panicked from my knocking on the door, but because I had stopped him when he was about to leave the stop he was already impatient and wanted to close the doors behind me and leave immediately, which further secured my exit.

    Was it humiliating? Yes. But idc

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if the bus driver didn't open the door and instead drove away.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Hmmm, would have sucked but in my experience a driver here will always stop and open the door if you are so close at to knock. They are too scared to continue driving most of the time lest they run over someone's foot. If the door had not been opened, I would have torn off down the street at high speed. I reckon that would have saved me also, the group seemed more in the mood to harass for fun rather than expend real effort chasing me down. If they had pursued me, I would have ducked into the nearest open and/or crowded establishment. The options for escape constantly evolve, you just have to go with instinct and pray for luck.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you sound like an autist that lacks basic communication skills, got scared by a misunderstanding and REEEE'd your way on the bus

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the snot nosed teenaged jock I told you about

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >what would you do
    What i do whenever anyone i dont know talks to me. Stare at them silently until they stop talking to me

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >"Hey man, i noticed your finger joints are scraped bloody. you know, if you throw a punch landing on your fingers like that, you'll break them. I don't think you beat the shit out of anyone, I think you just rubbed your hand raw on some concrete to seem cool. So I don't think you'll beat the shit out of me. Apologise to the lady, and fuck off back to preschool."

    however if it was a moron i would just pull out my guns and start blasting

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, if you punched someone hard enough to burst your skin like that, then it's likely you fractured or broke some bones in your hand. And that was two days ago? You wouldn't be able to even make a fist, let alone hit anything.

      https://i.imgur.com/gwUW29f.jpg

      This fucking scene is the ultimate blackpill. What would (YOU) do in this exact situation?

      Tell my lady to call 911 and tell them two guys are beating the shit out of each other in the street, then get up and invite the guy to step outside. Best case scenario, guy backs down. Second best case scenario, cops show up before either person gets too hurt. Worst case, you get jumped by his friends because some men are actually fucking cowards and need groups to be "brave".

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah because when you tell "your lady" to call the cops while two feet away from the aggressor he definitely won't just snatch it out of her hand and bust your face in for having the nerve to pull such a stupid trick.
        >Second best case scenario, cops show up before either person gets too hurt.
        LMAO. Cops are a clean up crew, they don't stop shit they just pick up the pieces. If you are in danger the cops are literally never the answer my dude, they will just come and ask questions after you are already bleeding out on the ground.
        >Worst case, you get jumped by his friends because some men are actually fucking cowards and need groups to be "brave".
        Yes and that's a very fucking bad scenario isn't it? Maybe you could avoid that scenario by not engaging the men in the first place, or by backing down the second that the violent man tries to start a fight.

        Jesus, some of you guys are just fucking delusional.

        >Yep, if you punched someone hard enough to burst your skin like that, then it's likely you fractured or broke some bones in your hand. And that was two days ago? You wouldn't be able to even make a fist, let alone hit anything.
        Yeah man, you should test that theory if it ever comes up 🙂

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          So first off, fuck off. You sound like such a fucking tryhand bitch and you're not impressing anybody here. Secondly, I've seen cops break up street fights a couple of times, but I've never lived in a shit neighborhood where cops are afraid to intervene so maybe your experience is different. Putting aside anecdotal evidence, cops are required by law to intervene when a person presents a danger to themselves or others.

          >Maybe you could avoid that scenario by not engaging the men in the first place

          Yeah, I probably wouldn't engage, or at least not in the way presented in the show. Maybe leave, maybe get up and approach them and try a softer approach, but most people are basing what would they do based on the hypothetical that you already fucked up and the guy is threatening you.

          >Yeah man, you should test that theory if it ever comes up 🙂

          You don't know me or my history, so again, fuck off.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >So first off, fuck off. You sound like such a fucking tryhand bitch and you're not impressing anybody here.
            I'm literally talking about backing down and not engaging, who tf do you think I am trying to impress? LMAO.
            >but I've never lived in a shit neighborhood where cops are afraid to intervene so maybe your experience is different.
            It's not about that, retard. Cops likely won't be anywhere near the area and if a guy is already up in you and your girl's face good luck pulling out a phone and dialing them. You fucking mongoloid.
            > cops are required by law to intervene when a person presents a danger to themselves or others.
            mmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmm I know that but the point is that 99% of the time there won't be any cops nearby and you won't have the opportunity to contact them when in the middle of the situation, yeah?
            >Yeah, I probably wouldn't engage, or at least not in the way presented in the show. Maybe leave, maybe get up and approach them and try a softer approach, but most people are basing what would they do based on the hypothetical that you already fucked up and the guy is threatening you.
            Ok so if you were in that situation the best thing to do is like I say, back down, just as Louis does in this clip.
            >You don't know me or my history, so again, fuck off.
            Oh damn, I bet I am talking to a navy seal with 300+ confirmed kills! I am so sorry for having doubted you sir!

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It's like I'm talking to a 12 year old, jfc. Nvm kiddo. Good luck looking at yourself in the mirror if you back down from something like that... even fucking Louie had to talk to the kids parents because his bitch-behavior was eating at him.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You're an insecure boomer who relates to strongly to the image of a man being threatened by some kids, I get it. Just don't try and pretend you're tough. You're a retard who would be minced within seconds of attempting to act tough in front of a gang of youths vastly more aggressive and violent than you.
                >even fucking Louie had to talk to the kids parents because his bitch-behavior was eating at him.
                Yeah and you wouldn't even get that chance because your jaw would be shattered by some rando teen.

                Good luck in life you delusional fuckwit.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Me

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Louie is one of the great artists that I truly admire. He wrote and directed this scene. He knew exactly how awful it would make the viewers feel. He knew how it would make HIM look as a man, he knew how it would make the kid look, the woman, It's so fucking uncomfortable. It is the worst nightmare for probably 80% of all men. And he wrote it, and he directed it, and as the editors are tearing their face off, he's in the background saying FUCK YEAH BABY LETS GOOOO.

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lol at saying lifting doesn’t mean shit
    Try reading comprehension. This isn’t some “who would win in a fight” post. It’s how to avoid that situation entirely. People will not go after the bigger target (height, muscle, mass). Someone can’t read minds and know fighting ability , so they go with instinct which means bigger person = likely stronger and more capable. Sure it’s not always true, but having muscle definition means you won’t be in this situation to begin with because they are don’t see you as an easy victim

    Mouth breathers who can’t read, I swear.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Translation: REEEEEEEEEEE

      Tell me you can't throw a punch, without telling me you can't throwing a punch.

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >leave

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    would never happen to me because i'd never be on a date

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing but try to de-escalate. If he beats me up then I just a gun and go shoot him

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't underestimate myself, looks can be deceiving

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Will also say to the ones that say “just be the bigger man and avoid the fight” aka basically what Louis does here sure you walk away unscathed and alive, but you’re already dead. The death by a thousand cuts approach is worse than getting your ass kicked here

    The guy who does what Louis does (aka Reddit response) also gets bullied at work, by his spouse, probably by his kids, by his friends, by life in general, etc.

    How you do one thing is how you do everything.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      so true

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >aka basically what Louis does here
      No, what Louis does here is attempt to enforce his own authority. If he had walked away without engaging them at all he would have been better off and without humiliation.
      >The guy who does what Louis does (aka Reddit response) also gets bullied at work, by his spouse, probably by his kids, by his friends, by life in general, etc.
      Nah. Life is nuanced, kid. You react to different situations based on the circumstances. Avoiding an obviously lost cause doesn't mean that you are a pussy in every situation, it means you have awareness. And there is always more at stake than "getting your ass kicked". One punch can be enough to give you crippling brain damage. One fall can mean paralysis or death. Or they might have knives or other weapons in which case the risk of death increases tenfold.

      Avoiding physical confrontation is the answer 99% of the time. When outnumbered, it is the answer 100%. And if you humiliate yourself in front of some girl, so what? Better than dying or being crippled and any girl worth your time wouldn't be so quick to lose interest. It's a cunt filter what their reaction would be.

      Never underestimate how quickly fights can get out of control.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I simply dont care. Im not even listening half the time so why should i throw a fit if you say some mean words to me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So if a yolked up methhead tries to start a fight with me I should react the exact same way as the gay frat boy trying to impress his girl?

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Not be a fat piece of shit so I stand up and smack the little gay across the face

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Louie's fault was that he's never been bullied before. He thought he could talk his way out of it.
    It doesn't work in all situations, but I would've recognized immediately where the situation was going. You draw faster than the other guy and hopes it works out. The bully was escalating slowly, when he put his hand close to his date her face, he should've gotten up, taken charge and escalate the situation himself by going ultraviolence immediately. You grab it by the root. Fuck that girl, the dude's asking for it. She's wallpaper at that point.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >dude just fight a group of guys that are younger than you, outnumber you, are more aggressive than you, and may possibly be armed
      This is what a lifetime of watching hollywood action capeshit does to your brain

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's all about context. There are people who'll leave you alone when you're down on the ground. There are people who will kick you into a hospital. There are people who will rob and kill you. It's about reading the situation. This whole Louie thing is useless, unless you know what you're dealing with. There are times where I would've taken my chances even 5:1 and there are times where I would've just eaten the shit sandwich. It all depends how far you estimate the opposite side is willing to take it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No, you’ve got it all wrong. There is no such thing as a “safe fight”. People will leave you alone once you’re on the ground? Are you retarded? How did you get on the ground on the first place? Because someone hit you hard enough that you fell over or got knocked out (high chance of damage to brain, muscles, bones) , and then you hit your head on the ground (another high chance of damage to vital areas), and then you lie there until you can get medical help (guess what, more chance of damage…). Even if they’re “nice guys” who won’t kill you once you’re down, just going down in the first place already puts you at high risk of dying, being crippled, maimed, disfigured, or having to pay thousands of dollars in medical fees or even going to prison. There is NO situation in which taking this kind of unnecessary risk is acceptable. Of course you should defend yourself if your very life or health is in danger, but fighting over “muh honor” or “muh pride” is moron tier retardation.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You're talking like an adult. I understand where you're coming from. I've gotten into three fights where I was outnumbered. I take some foolish pride in it that I still have all my teeth. One of them did give me a permanent black eye, which is kinda shit. It's probably more through luck than anything else I didn't end up in a hospital. Still, I always took my chances. My neighbourhood was rough, but not THAT rough. Things like a 'Glasgow Smile' don't happen over here.

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This exact thing happened to me around 20 years ago sitting in a mcdonalds with a girl I'd been seeing for a couple of months. Some context, 6'1", 180lbs, but had a gay dyed blonde david beckham haircut and eyebrow piercing.

    4 guys came in and immediately started on me.. said things like oi is that your sister, gayboi etc etc. They were around the same age as me and rough looking, what we call chavs. Cheap track wear, tatoos, greasy hair dirty faces.

    One of them sat down and started being fake pally, saying things like your girl is a ride and is she really going with me etc. I stood up and took my girls hand and went to walk out but he blocked the way saying were ya going mate... I punched him right in between the eyes, a straight punch from my hip, no swing but stepping forward so had weight. Knocked him down and he was blinking and saying i can't see.

    His mates chased after me. I ran out of the mickyd's to the street into the middle of the road. Trafffic stopped, people started shouting and casing a disruption. His friends tried to get near me but every was watching and they backed off. Me and the gf ran down an alley way and made it away.

    Looking back I think my thought process was not gonna make it out of here without trouble so just hit and run and hope to get away. Running into the road was a good idea - his mates weren't gonna jump someone with so many people around.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >a straight punch from my hip
      That's not how punching works, lol. Nice larp, but whew, lad.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >That's not how punching works

        Please tell us how "punching works" retard

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You should know, you're the one who's claiming experience.

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Also Louis broke a cardinal rule of being a man, and it’s something that is implicit in every engagement or interaction a man has , knowingly or not

    That is dont escalate with someone if you’re not able to handle the ultimate escalation (physical confrontation).

    Ex:

    Honking or giving another guy the bird in traffic

    Telling someone to hurry the fuck up in front of you at McDonald’s

    Etc etc

    That’s why it’s key to put yourself at an advantage during these situations as often as possible

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Really important point

      Noone is mentioning how he actually started it by telling the guys to pipe down. He could have just left if he was bothered by them, he chose this situation

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    People never post what happens after that, which is much funnier. Louie was a great show

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      damn that's a really good end to the previous scene

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Bully gets bullied by his dad
      kinda cliche. I like the scene better on its own. Some people don't need reasons for being human trash. Why always be apologetic in other peoples' places. That's not what empathy is.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This. The idea that every bully was bullied is contrived garbage. It's just not true. The idea that every violent man had a violent upbringing is false. Some guys are just naturally confident and naturally violent. Some guys just have high T, high strength and athleticism and high aggression. Combine that with a baseline charisma to surround yourself with similar types and/or submissive yes men and you end up with a violent, strong prick who needs no such tragic background to be as he is.

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they cast whites in roles that were clearly written for morons?

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldnt be bothered by some dudes speaking loudlfy, wtf do I care. I would just move seats if that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This, you know. Go to a pleb place, don't complain about the noise like you're eating at Ramsay's.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This, you know. Go to a pleb place, don't complain about the noise like you're eating at Ramsay's.

      these, only problem is it's disrupting the conversation, probably need to move to sit next to the girl and get pretty close to her.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Now THAT would be a problem.

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >live in a decent neighbourhood

    there is some older black guy that is either drunk or schizo. whenever we cross paths he somewhat tries to intimidate me for whatever reason. I have no real idea what to do. I literally just ignore him and keep walking. not really worth it. I'd imagine he is in his 40s I dunno.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Give him a peace offering of crack laced with bleach.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no joke stay away from that guy he might be high on bath salts and try to kill you with a knife next time you see him

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        basically goes like this

        >don't realize its him until he is saying some shit to me
        >???? wtf
        >"I don't know you. leave me alone"
        >just keep walking

        last time he said "I must have a gun or something". I think he is legit schizo. there is another guy, also black. Maybe its his schizo son.

        >in store
        >he see me
        >walks up to me with something in his hand
        >"you didn't think I'd recognize you?!" -him
        >"..me?" -me
        >"yah I see you"
        >ignore him
        >the guy goes to the front counter at the store
        >"this guy is following me he is going to get me" -him
        >"you're having a panic attack want me to call non emergency?" -cashier

        no idea. I guess if it got worse ill call 911

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like schizos they probably think you're groupstalking them

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >t. gangstalker playing dumb

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao at the thought of just taking it. Dude if you’re in this situation with your wife or your wife and kids then no, sitting there like Louis did is not the answer

    Your entire life going forward changes after this moment. Your wife loses any respect she had for you, goodbye sex and intimacy. You lose respect you had for yourself and play the situation out over and over in your head every day, likely using that anger to take it out on someone else. Your kids don’t see you as a protector anymore

    Your duty as a fucking MAN is to stand your ground at some point. Sure if it’s a random sloot from a date then take the L if you want. But we as men are predisposed for conflict even if if means the risk of getting fucked up for life. At some point you can’t just sit there and take it and even if you live you will never look at yourself the same way again

    I’m not saying this as a hard ass who has watched too many Kung fu movies. Or thinking I could 1 v 4 it. My advice was to avoid the situation to begin with by not being a target, by not escalating, and by not going along with their antics, etc. but at a certain point you have to look the dude in the eye say fuck off and be ready for whatever happens next.

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do incels obsess so much over these "worst case scenarios" ?
    A guy intimidates you in public, you are a famous celeb but a woman teases you, you are on a lake with your gf and a serial killer attacks you.. etc

    Is this sort of fantasy scenario role-playing part of your condition? Is it a by-product of your limited social interaction and awkward social skills?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      coping mechanism for being estranged from society and feeling vulnerable?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Seething virgins obsessing over M'lady's honour. Once they've fucked, they'll realise nobody wants them to kick anybody's asses.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yes? it's not rocket science

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >do what Louis did and just go along with the bully's petty demand
    you look like a bitch to some woman you just met and have no attachment to, who cares
    >start a fight and his friends don't join in, you win
    you beat up a teenager, nobody is impressed
    >start a fight and his friends don't join in, you lose
    you got beat up by a teenager, you're a laughingstock
    >start a fight and his friends join in
    you get the shit kicked out of you, likely sent to the hospital or worse

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Missed out one option

      >don't give in, don't start the fight
      You could get beaten up still but most of the time he's back down, possibly doing something really petty on the way out. Most people know that an unprovoked attack in a public place will end up with them being put in front of a judge.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >you look like a bitch to some woman you just met and have no attachment to, who cares

      But what if it's your wife or girlfriend?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If my wife or girlfriend gave me shit for not getting into fights with a bunch of highschoolers either I somehow travelled back in time into my 18 year old body or she's a roastie and not worth pursuing anymore.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They're gonna think less of you though, regardless of age... women base their idea of fighting and violence on movies, because they've never experience it first-hand themselves. Hell, most of them think you can get superhero shredded from just a couple months in the gym.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I don't deny that, but if she was a keeper she would understand that was the right call and get over it. No one is impressed by a thug who gets into altercations with fucking kids unless they're a brain damaged roastie.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            So fucking what you gay. She can fight them if she wants to. If the option is there to just fucking leave then that's the way to go. Women want a smart man, they don't want a retard throwing shit fits getting themselves killed in a diner where food costs 5 dollars. You're a larping gay and you don't know shit about life.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Calm down you fucking autist, am I triggering you or something lmao

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Lol no I just think everyone ITT claiming they'd actually fight this guy (and his friends probably) over a confrontation you started yourself is fucking retarded. Yes your date will look down on you if you bitch out. But that's only because you started something you knew you couldn't finish. That's why louis shouldn't have said anything and just go take his date somewhere else.

                If the situation was different and the guy just randomly picks you or your date to bother then yes, you tell him to fuck off and fully commit. Otherwise just gtfo. She wouldn't look down on you for doing that. She'd be happy enough to not have to sit in the ER calling your mother all night.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You fight and start winning and all his shitty buddies will join in, you can't win.

      Also in real life, teenagers wouldn't pick a fight with someone that looks like Louis CK because half the time, they're experienced as fuck in fighting and have "old man" pain tolerance. Having your buddies to back you up means little if he slams your face in the table and breaks your nose because you even raise your fists.

      It's close quarters, they're not going to surround you. Know how to push. Get them off balance. Don't throw punches like everyone else keeps on talking about. They're kids. They're likely to get mad and charge, use their momentum to throw them against hard objects. The trick to life, is to be smart and strong.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >It's close quarters, they're not going to surround you
        are you fucking stupid? they're not in a phone booth

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There's less than three feet in the aisle. You're a grown man. You should be able to throw a highschooler around like a ragdoll using their momentum.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            moron it’s 3 to 1, you could be fighting fucking middle schoolers and you would still get knocked out, you can’t beat numbers you delusional retard. Are you even listening to yourself? You can just pick guys up and throw them? They’re going to come at you one by one like a videogame? You, a middle aged man who hasn’t even exercised properly in decades let alone fought can take on one violent teenaged thug, let alone several? You are in severe need of a reality check retard

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >you can’t beat numbers you delusional retard.
              Not that anon, but yes you can. It's about who's willing to be most violent.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                And who do you think is going to win that contest buddy? A group of confrontational violent delinquents or a white collar, middle aged, middle class normalfag urbanite who’s probably never been in a single fight in his life?

                I'm going to take a second and thank the Lord for making me not as weak as you. I'd cry myself to sleep if I wasn't able to defend myself against highschoolers that can barely squat their own weight.

                I was a highschool athlete. The strongest guy in my school could barely squat 300 pounds, and he weighed 270lbs. Those gays all weighed under 180lbs. If you weigh under 200lbs, I can throw you with ease. I've never thrown a punch in my life. I just throw people against hard objects.

                You are not throwing with ease a post pubescent 190 pound male, especially not one that is trying to fight you, and especially not while two other guys are also trying to hit you. You can accept reality or keep believing in mystical chink fu bullshit, but reality is not going to change

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I've done it before, and I'll continue to do it when faced with someone trying to hurt me. Stop being a gay, and learn how throw people.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >hurr durr just man up bro, just have superpowers and ninja throw multiple people who are rushing you into each other bro, just like muh capeshit movies
                You are embarrassing yourself

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one embarrassing himself.

                I feel safer knowing proper stance and technique for throwing punches than waiting for the right opportunity to grapple some freak to the ground though. One right punch to the nose/jaw/temple is enough to end it. I'd also much rather take my chances with low/kidney kicks. Keeping the distance so you can still bolts when he pulls a knife is the best option.

                A throw to the ground, what everyone else in this thread is scared of, will also end the fight rather quickly.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >magical chink fu bullshit
                Again, nice in a controlled environment, in a 1 on 1 fight where both sides agree to fight fair. Not so useful in the real world, especially if you’re outnumbered and you don’t know if the other party is armed or not. You are not “brave” or “manly” for picking retarded fights, you’re just risking your life and health for no reason. The only real move here is to deescalate or run away.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You'd have to be extremely skilled to be able to do that though, whereas training regularly at a good kickboxing gym for 6 months will give you a huge advantage against the average person.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                too bad aikido is totally fake and will never work
                if you want to throw people learn sambo, judo or wrestling

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                In real life if you throw someone on the ground they can get back up immediately.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >gets slammed onto concrete
                >immediately stand up again
                i don’t think so

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                they're in a restaurant, dummy

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Unless you got slammed directly on your face you can get right back up no problem.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It could be a group of fraternity bros and a prisonfag.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yes but that’s not the case here, it’s Louie in this scenario. Louie is not a prisonfag, and he’s not some athlete, he’s a normal guy like you or me and he is not going to win this fight in any conceivable scenario. In this case the best, indeed the only, thing to do is deescalate or run away. Sure if you change the variables and make it a different scenario altogether the situation changes but in the given scene there is really only one option for Louie.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                In that case, he should've:
                a)shut the fuck up
                b)Took her to a fancy place
                Once you're in that situation the only viable option was for him to eat the shit sandwich, yes. But he's only got himself to blame. And following the kid to his home is even more fucked up.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >You are not throwing with ease a post pubescent 190 pound male,
                Lol how weak are you? I'm a lazy skinny fat and I could easily grab a 190 pound guy by his shirt collar and toss him around like a ragdoll.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You’re not doing shit you fat larper. Even if you could, that means in turn the other guy can do the same to you. And there are 3(three) of them, and one of you. How exactly do you think you come out ahead in this scenario?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say I could beat 3 guys or that I can't be thrown by anyone. I said that a 190 pound guy is easy to throw around. Even if you are weak. Just need the better leverage.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What the fuck are you talking about. The average man can't even throw a sack of cement properly and your talking about ragdolling a 200 lb man where all the weight is spread out lmao

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that the weight is spread out is exactly why you can do it retard. A person has to support their own weight. A human isn't a sack of cement lmao. You really only need to overwhelm the amount of force that one leg can handle.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >The fact that the weight is spread out blah blah

                A sack of cement weighs less than half of that 200 lb man. You're talking about picking up a guy, whose weight is shifting, who is struggling, and then throwing him at least, what, five feet? You ain't throwing shit you dumb fuck.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >you are talking about lifting him up and throwing him five feet
                Seems like bait. I never said I was going to pick them up over my head and throw them into the sky like the incredible hulk.
                If I grab you by the collar and use all my strength to swing you to the left, you are going left my friend.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                So you’re not “throwing” the guy at all, at best you’re pushing him. Great, you managed to (somehow) push the guy away from you. He gets back up and meanwhile he and his friends beat the shit out of you. Great plan einstein

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                In fighting throwing someone just means grappling them off balance and putting them on the ground. You don't have to lift them into the air. Never heard of a judo throw?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                How exactly are you going to “judo throw” people into each other you drooling retard?

                First off, they're highschoolers. And if you know how to use other people's force against them it's pretty easy to throw people into hard objects. Throw one of them into the others and they'll go down like bowling pins. Why was Jiu-jitsu invented? So one could defend themselves against heavier armored warriors.

                Enjoy moving the goalposts LARPing retard

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                So you’re not “throwing” the guy at all, at best you’re pushing him. Great, you managed to (somehow) push the guy away from you. He gets back up and meanwhile he and his friends beat the shit out of you. Great plan einstein

                that anon is a retard, just ignore him.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I'm going to take a second and thank the Lord for making me not as weak as you. I'd cry myself to sleep if I wasn't able to defend myself against highschoolers that can barely squat their own weight.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >you can’t beat numbers
              But me and my friends, the chair I'm sitting on, and, surprise motherfucker, can probably do just fine. The kid made a point of his banged-up knuckles. That means he fights like a bitch. My fighting style tends to be more in the manner of "I'm too old for this shit". I might be inclined to let him take one swing. His first swing is probably going to just be for taunting anyway. Then I pick that chair up and start swinging.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                There is no suprise when he's threatening you with violence, what? He's ready and is waiting for you to do something and he will beat the shit out of as soon as you grab your chair

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                can always knock his teeth out with a plate and stab his hand with a fork
                if you gays are going to fight dirty, you do it in the most overwhelming way possible

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He dodges that and just chokes you to death. Lmao.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                not when you yank his collar
                follow up by grabbing the back of his head and introduce his face to my knee and let go at the last second so his head whiplashes and swings back and he gets a concussion instead of a busted orbital and blood everywhere
                the two spineless morons are going to b line out after they see their friend get scuffed that quick

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's embarrassing how he does nothing at all in this retarded scenarios and you always win. Keep larping.
                Pathetic m

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Congratulations. You killed him. Not in self defense. You're now in jail for life, maybe even death row.
                I hope it was worth it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >concussion
                >killed a guy
                its an unprovoked fight of 3 against one, with a guy blocking the way out and 2 morons blocking the way behind me, also didnt use my feet while he was on the ground, so no attempted murder

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Well, too bad. You only used 20% of your strength and killed an innocent underaged boy. Nobody else threatened you.
                The other two people didn't block jack shit and are just witnesses to this murder. Again you surprised him with your swift movement, knocking out all his teeth with your plate, stabbing him with your fork in his hand, bashing him with your chair and ultimately killing him. Well done, you won the fight. Your prize? The death penalty.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Nobody else threatened
                not a requirement
                he was with the group
                the limpwristed gay using threatening language and showing off bruises counts as assualt where I live, and being in the way of ingress means legally preventing someone the ability to retreat, legally you could shoot that gay where I live, "people" have tried to start fights in grocery stores followed the victim outside and punched the victim in the back in the entryway on camera with the victim able to runaway and the victim turned around and shot the gay while the police let him go without even bringing him to the station due to the entire in incident on camera

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Very nice plan anon just with one little point of failure : you’re not Rambo or the terminator and you don’t have the physical capability to do any of that shit. How are you even going to grab him in the first place? You are cornered and sitting down, with no space to even maneuver yourself or escape. Meanwhile he is standing up and can move as he pleases. The whole situation is stupid anyways because no one in his right mind would have instigated the confrontation in the first place, don’t start shit with strangers in public dunbass

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >you don’t have the physical capability
                >t. office dweller

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >b-b-but what if he just does nothing and I knock his teeth out, checkmate lol

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah he’s just going to stand there and politely let you get up, get out of the booth, reach back under the table, pull out a chair, and then swing the chair up. And you, an out of shape middle aged urbanite, can obviously fight on fair terms with a younger, more violent aggressor, who outnumbers you at that. Definitely a plausible scenario.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This isn't the movies, if you're fighting someone and 2+ other people run at you, you're getting pushed to the floor.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          First off, they're highschoolers. And if you know how to use other people's force against them it's pretty easy to throw people into hard objects. Throw one of them into the others and they'll go down like bowling pins. Why was Jiu-jitsu invented? So one could defend themselves against heavier armored warriors.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            they're high school athletes, you dumbass, you're not tossing one of them and even if you do they're not going down like bowling pins. Get a fucking grip on yourself.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I was a highschool athlete. The strongest guy in my school could barely squat 300 pounds, and he weighed 270lbs. Those gays all weighed under 180lbs. If you weigh under 200lbs, I can throw you with ease. I've never thrown a punch in my life. I just throw people against hard objects.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe in video games.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >t. never been in a fight
      >t. virgin

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >being proud of getting into fights
        Skin color of this poster : brown

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would unironically just ask my date of she wanted to leave. The moment you interact with the bullies is the moment you "lose" as an adult. One of three things happens:
    a) the bully backs down, but he obviously didn't in this scenario so..
    b) you get into a fight with him and win, his buddies back down. You probably get assault and battery.
    c) you get into a fight and get btfo, probably because there's 5 guys waiting to jump you. At best you end up in the hospital and look like a cuck anyways. At worst you end up bleeding out on the floor.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >You probably get assault and battery.
      Again, this is context. And most on /misc/ are old farts so they don't even take into account they could be filmed. You can't have this discussion about fights unless you know what the stakes are. It's people from all over the world, from different neighbourhoods talking about hypothetically kicking or not kicking the shit out of someone. How is this better than a DBZ thread?

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ask him to apologize to my date

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Honest to god what I would have done was to just propose to go to another spot. Finish your drink and fucking leave. Louis was being a delusional gay thinking he was going to save the mood from being killed by actually engaging with those degenerates. A little life experience with people like that would tell you that guys like that get off on people trying to tell them what to do. That's why they act like that. Leave the diner, go to a better spot maybe even pick up a bottle of wine somewhere and go home and fuck. That's what you came out for right? Know when to fold.

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you need to decide if you're going to fight or walk.
    If you're gonna walk, make sure you protect your woman. don't stutter, don't give the impression you're scared. You're walking because you don't want her to come to harm.

    If you're gonna fight. go hard. be aggressive. let that retard rage come out and overwhelm the cunts. Glass the cunt in your face, keep hold of the base of the glass to shank the next cunt that comes at you. use chairs, salt shakers etc. go fucking hard and don't stop until they run away or can't get up. suck your woman's tonsils and fuck her guts out.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a second degree black belt. You will not win in a 5v1 in that situation. That's just Hollywood shit. The only way you can come out on top is to shank them with knives or glass bottles, but at that point you're clearly going to jail so you have to ask yourself if it was worth it. I doubt your date would even think it was cool either and be more like
      >Oh god what the fuck are you doing you just murdered some highschoolers!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >second degree black belt
        no rules in the streets. You're not fighting for points.
        If you're outnumbered, cornered and fearful of you and your loved one's life, glassing some cunts becomes very legal.

        >t.ex doorman

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If you're a doorman you should know better than anyone I'm right. You don't walk into a 5v1 fight assuming the other guys are fighting fairly and not that they don't all have shivs hidden in their jackets ready to shank you as soon as you give them an excuse.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >You don't walk into a 5v1 fight
            No, you don't. But you never get to make that choice.
            I've fought 3 on 1 personally. Used the doorway to funnel them. Broke one cunts glasses and pushed the other 2 back as they stumbled over each other.
            You don't get to pick your fights in the real world.
            Hence why my original post gave the option of walking away. Sometimes you can't walk away.
            In those cases you need to be more violent than your attackers.
            like this anon said

            >you can’t beat numbers you delusional retard.
            Not that anon, but yes you can. It's about who's willing to be most violent.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Used the doorway to funnel them.
              There's no doorway here, retard.

              >You don't get to pick your fights in the real world.
              You literally do.

              >In those cases you need to be more violent than your attackers.
              And how do you know how violent your attackers are? Why are you assuming they don't all have knives hidden under their jackets? This is a joint where no one is getting in with weapons, Anon.

              The best option is to walk away, not LARP like some badass then end up curbstomped into mush.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's still a tight corridoor between the chairs and tables, and the counter. You can still funnel them.
                You really don't get to pick your fights, you'd know that if you had ever been in one.
                fuck their knives. Glass them, fling chairs at them. Use any weapon at hand to fucking wreck them.
                >reddit spacing
                go back to your kungfoo, you collossal, pussyass, gay.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >You really don't get to pick your fights
                Just run away. It’s that simple. Find an exit, turn your feet, then run away. Simple as.
                >b-but they’ll block your path and prevent you from running away!
                If they can surround you enough that you have no path of escape, then that means you have no free space to “funnel” or do any of the bullshit you mentioned, which means you’re fucked either way. If you have the room to put up a fight, you have room to run away.

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the moment he asked "when is the last time you got your ass kicked?" is the moment you ask him the same fucking question and stand up. the date doesn't fucking matter at that point.

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if you think a long term girlfriend or wife is going to lose all respect for and walk out on you because you refused to fight a teenager just shows you've never been in any meaningful relationship or you're still in high school.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So let's reverse the roles a bit, would you think less of your lady if you were being attacked by another woman and she didn't step in?

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't give a fuck what some balding child thinks. Get the fuck out of here before I smash this glass in your face

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    show him my piece and ask him if he's ever had a bullet wound and suggest if he doesn't want one he should take his boyfriends and get lost.

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Up until recently, with the explosion of MMA gyms, most people did not know how to fight, never mind throw a punch.

    I'm 43 and was involved in over a dozen altercations on the street in my late teens/20's. I had taken boxing classes for 4 years between 14 and 18 but stopped after leaving and going to uni.

    MMA is mostly nonense. You never want to take a street fight to the ground and you should never throw a kick. The only skills you need are how to throw a punch with power while maintaining balance and how to keep your head moving to avoid getting hit. Most people, especially those who have never been in a fight, tend to freeze up and don't move their head. On the other hand inexperienced fighters always try to throw haymakers with big back swings. This is stupid, you are probably gonna miss as your opponnent will see it coming and even worse you will lose your balance. Twice I fought against guys who just blindly threw big swinging haymakers and I easily dispatched them with straight rights. These guys looked tough and acted hard but when it came down to it they had no idea what they were doing, and this is the majority of people you will encounter.

    Balance, move your head, throw straight controlled punches with weight behind them instead of swing. Most of this can be learned with a few months boxing lession. the hardest thing to do is to learn not to freeze up, and this requires experience/self control.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      and yet a lot of fights end up on the ground anyway
      and there you are with no idea what to do while the other guy armbars you
      it’s not a good idea to take it to tye ground especially if your opponent isn’t alone but you should at least no the basics of avoiding getting taking to the ground and how to escape and pull guard
      i would suggest wrestling over bjj though but you are still wrong
      also a quick lowkick to the knee can be absolutely devastating without much risk

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I will say internet has gotten a lot more men looking into fighting. Gone are the days where you would beat a guy with a Crane kick like Daniel San. MMA too. Men at large have become more aware of the harshness of fighting. The gentleman quality that there was to it in the nineties is gone. Anyways, I made my money, I fucked. I don't see a reason why I'd put myself in a situation where I'd get fucked regardless of what I do. To prove my male virility? I wish I could, but I'm old. That ship has sailed. Having said that, I would kick the shit out of 99% of you larping gays posting. The other one percent, I'd probably trip over my dick.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          what are you even talking about you senile fuck
          stop posting here go back to facebook

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >and yet a lot of fights end up on the ground anyway

        Only if no one has a clue what they are doing. Anyone with training will not go to the ground willingly, were you can be fucked up by other parties. You'r first instinct should be to get away. If that is not possible, you strike until you can get away, then you run. You do not stand around trading blows or grappling.

        >what to do while the other guy armbars you

        This isn't a fucking ring with a referee. You're going to get your balls and eyes ripped out. Try doing a gay armbar then.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Only if no one has a clue what they are doing. Anyone with training will not go to the ground willingly, were you can be fucked up by other parties. You'r first instinct should be to get away. If that is not possible, you strike until you can get away, then you run. You do not stand around trading blows or grappling.
          yes thats why i said you should know the basics of avoiding a takedown or at least recovering after a take down
          unless you suckerpunch ko the other guy most fights look like hockey fights where they grab eachother and throw punches which will often time lead to people falling over together
          and at this point you are better of knowing what to do on the ground
          you can’t tell me knowing what to do on the ground us worse than not knowing what to do

          >This isn't a fucking ring with a referee. You're going to get your balls and eyes ripped out. Try doing a gay armbar then.
          if you wear jeans there is no easy way to really reach the balls especially if you are in a good position to get armbard otherwise if you are more away i will just use my legs to push you away and go stand up again
          going for the eyes is also much harder than you think
          if you don’t believe be try right know to push your own eyes in with your thumbs
          there is pretty big way your is can retract into your skull by that time you already would be crying with a broken arm
          if you want to know how a fight would look like just google that football players getting fucked up by mma manlets

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            There's no point arguing over imaginary senarios and what if's. I'll take striking and running away all the time over BJJ for street fights.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              all im saying is it’s better to know how to grapple than not (not even trying to force bjj wrestling is even better for this)
              there is no real argument here
              if you disagree you are simple wrong thats all
              having less options to defend yourself is never better than having a broader spectrum of tools

              just look at this
              https://twitter.com/schrayguy/status/1363985505638039559?lang=en

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Low kicking the wrong guy that knows how to block it, which is pretty easy, can turn into a quick ride to the hospital though lol. Most probably don't but still, risking a broken fucking leg is pretty devastating.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I say the same thing about punches. It's easy to block a punch, don't throw them. Use their weight against them instead.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I feel safer knowing proper stance and technique for throwing punches than waiting for the right opportunity to grapple some freak to the ground though. One right punch to the nose/jaw/temple is enough to end it. I'd also much rather take my chances with low/kidney kicks. Keeping the distance so you can still bolts when he pulls a knife is the best option.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why wouldn't you go for a groin kick, eye gouge, throat strike? yeah those are illegal in the ring but in a street scenario you want what will neutralize your opponent as quick as possible.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        throwing kicks is a skill and unless you are trained at it you could lose balance or give your opponent an opening. Punching is easier to learn and usually more effective in combination with head and foot movement making it easier for you to avoid being hit and maintain your balance.

        Eye gouge and throat strike are basically just strikes like punches do if you want, I prefer fists,

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if you're an adult and you beat up a teenager, you're going to jail. It's that simple. All of his friends will lie and say you started the whole thing by yelling at them to be quiet and their friend went over to resolve the situation before you started beating him up. Yeah, your date could back you up but it doesn't matter because it's generally understood that as an adult you're above that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not necessarily. In that situation, you're surrounded by witnesses who can tell the cops he started it and swung first.
      But in the context of Louis' video, the kid is 18. The father says so at the end of the episode. Fair game. Kid swings first, he gets an assault charge.
      Also, teenagers can and are charged with assault on adults.

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Easy
    >"I notice that you and your friends are wearing matching sports jerseys. You guys play some kind of sport on your high school team right? You probably started thinking about college aiming for a sports based scholarship right? Well here is the deal. I guarantee you this place has a camera focused on us right now and if it doesn't, there are multiple witnesses here. You lay one hand on me or my woman and I will dedicate my life to putting you in jail and ruining your academic career. You will never go to the college of your choice. You will never make it in the big leagues. You will be a loser working retail regretting for your entire life putting your hands on that weird old guy in the coffee shop. So go ahead and attack me."

    ggez

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Reality :
      >"I-I n-notice that, th-that, uhh…. you and your, uh, um, y-yo, your friends are wearing uhhh, matching sports jerseys. You guys pl-ACK!
      *you get punched on the side of your head, hard. Your world goes blurry and you’re disoriented*
      >AHHHH OMG STOP, STOP, SOMEONE HELP AHHHH STOP
      *as your date screams her head off you try to be a tough guy and swing at him. As you get up though you hit your knees on the table and you miss wildly. You lose your balance and the thug takes the opportunity to push you to the floor.*
      >aaaaarrgyhhh stop please please don’t hurt me stop ahhhhhhghhg
      *wigger and his friends take turns kicking your head for fun on the ground. Once they get bored they take your wallet and run. You have to pay thousands in medical bills. The police are contacted but they just ask a few questions then pretty much ignore the case, they have neither the time or will to track down a couple of dumb thugs since it’s NYC. You have to walk with a cast for weeks and your teeth are all fucked up. Your date ghosts you. You lose a lot and gains absolutely nothing.*

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I actually live in NYC and have been mugged and the cops do actually do shit but only if you have proof. If you have no proof of anything like when my car window got smashed and shit was stolen out of my car, then yea cops won't do shit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Don't bother trying to reason with that dude, he's been sperging out the whole thread like that. Embarrassing, really.

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he just diffuse the situation by telling a funny joke? He's supposed to be a comedian

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >be a 6ft 300 pound male
    >scared of a highschooler
    Ok I think it's time we move the manlet cutoff to 6'1", I know this is going to make a lot of little fellas mad but we have to do it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >be a 6ft 300 pound male
      lol fatso

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking about Louie you sperg.

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What show?

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would have just not antagonized them to begin with. I stopped watching because whatever happened its his fault for confronting them for being loud.
    I thought it was going to be some rage porn where it wasn't his fault at all.

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Like the pimp in Taxi driver he (and his guys) was meant to be black. Now think about this scene again.

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >be middle aged, out of shape man
    >see group of rowdy young athletes
    >could easily just move since you're in a nearly empty diner
    >decide to say something to them
    Louis fucked up

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This. I doubt his date was expecting him to beat up a team of young football players for being noisy.
      He was trying to act tough in front of his date by telling them to quiet down.

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    0:45

    "Hey lets get out of here"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What if you just say down though, and they just served your order?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >What if you just say down though
        What the fuck are you saying?

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'd let the kids be obnoxious, write them off completely and not engage them in the first place. You want to be the guy who fights a kid? Doesn't matter if you win or lose, you're a bitch by default. If she complains, take her somewhere else where kids aren't being retarded.

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    considering that gay moron with the hatchet literally took full haymakers to the back of his fucking head with absolutely no effect, that average teenage zoomer in NYC is a literal limpwristed goo gobbling twig
    I would scuff all three of those fuccbois and send their bussy's to the nearest overcrowded underfunded city hospital while they pay their $136000 ambulance ride

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >comparing a whacked out moron with an axe getting punched by soicucks to an average guy getting punched by athletes
      you're very smart, Anon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        they are soi cucks
        when i was a teen ive knocked people in the jaw so hard theyre legs fell out beneath them, and didnt fuckup my hand
        only thin skinned morones manage to cut up their knuckles in a fight

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if he and his friends decided to rush you at once no amount of muh MMA will save you

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Laugh?

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Was stupid and drunk earlier this year and some how ended up in an empty street with some unhinged crackhead who said he could kill me in a sort of half joke/half threat. I just stood my ground and had my keys in my hand on display at one point and he backed off. Then I subtlety lead him back to a more populated area. Perhaps I pussied out but I feel most people talk shit but can't be bothered with the hassle of fighting. Moral of the story is I'm never drinking whiskey again.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you have literally never been in a fight
      that gay key shit women do in their self defense classes does nothing but piss someone off, especially someone whose nervous system is under the influence of hard drugs

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There's no win scenario here. You either look like a pussy in front of the woman by not just refusing to fight, but giving in to the bully's demand for an apology. However, that's the least bad scenario. If you fight him, win or lose you're pathetic for fighting a teenager over some dumb bullshit. And chances are you get arrested. The most delusional people ITT are the ones who think they beat them all up and the woman immediately pulls down your pants to suck your cock.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >You're Dreams

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There's enough pussy ITT to satisfy a pack of pitbulls lmao.

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Violence is a healthy part of male life.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Especially when black people do it against whites. It should be encouraged.

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOOO MUH EGO, I NEED TO FIGHT ANYBODY WHO STARTS SOMETHING WITH ME
    moron mentality

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      At least we know now that 4chantards are pussies (unless they have a gun) lmao.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        guns are the great equalizer, friendo. Sorry you live in a cucked state or country that doesn't allow you to carry.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          So who says that the young guy and his friends aren't packing? Have fun getting killed by escalating the situation into a life and death scenario.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >So who says that the young guy and his friends aren't packing?
            The video retard.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The video shows that he doesn't have a gun either, retard. So what's this whole faggy concealed carry shit, mongoloid?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You don't even need to shoot the gay. If he threatens you with violence just show him that you're carrying and he'll back off.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He shows you his gun and you'll shit your pants

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You do realize a fistfight is also escalating into a life or death scenario, right? Only in that case, the chances of you dying or getting severely injured are very high, while the chances of them doing so are pretty much zero. The most sensible decision is just to run away. Pulling out a gun is a worse option. Trying to fist fight them is the worst option - even if they had guns, at least you have a chance if you have a gun if your own. If you’re punching them, and they’re shooting you, there’s only one way that fight can go.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >t. faggy larper that doesn't have a gun and has never been in a fight
              Stay mad and keep inventing new scenarios where you always win.
              kek

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You’re inventing LARP fantasies about somehow beating up 3 guys at once and winning, I said that the best option is to leave the situation without violence. There’s only one guy LARPing here buddy

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That has to be weirdest retard strategy trying to win the argument where you just pretend that I'm you.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >retard can’t even follow chain of replies
                Did you forget how to read after one too many concussions, wannabe tough guy?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession.

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you guys are so tough and wild, why not start a Cinemaphile fight club?

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tackle him to the ground and start taking off his pants

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    btw

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You all know this: The most educational video on barfighting ever:

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just stonewall them.

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    also
    everone forgets to mentions that that little gay is still getting hit by his father at that age, that cuck lois literally pulls his father off that limpwristed gay
    my old man stopped putting hands on me in middle school when i throw that gay through a closet door
    id curbstomp that redhaired gay and his niglet friends hes trying to impress and beat the senses into them that their weak fathers were never able to

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My drunk wife beater dad stopped being a wife beater when I got between him and my mom and laid him out. I was 18 and coincidentally moved out that same day.

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >this entire thread is "I don' know Karate but I do know KA-RAZY!" or beta cucks simping for the teen twat by pretending they are the teen twat IRL

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’d never be in that situation since in real life in public strangers are not going to aggressive unprovoked unless they’re mentally unhinged or criminals, in which case I would just call the police because if some random, likely dangerous, person started shit with me for no reaason I don’t know what they’re capable of or how far they’d go, plus someone who would ever do something like that has done it before and is used to it, and I’m not going to risk my life or health getting in a fight some random unknown person when I myself have not been in a fight since I graduated high school. It’d just be very stupid, so really what I would do is just start filming while waiting for the police to show up so that I can cover for myself if he tries to assault me and I end up having to shoot him. Also I’d never try to be a hero like Louie since it’s not my job and I’m a real life scenario the staff would ask them to quiet down, and when they didn’t they’d tell them to leave, and when they didn’t they’d just call the police themselves.

  103. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Simple answer always carry a gun and tell the kid to take his best shot. Even if you don't have a gun if the kid hits you first that's assault. Send his gay ass to juvie where he can get raped by a moron.

  104. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    In my opinion this is the absolute perfect situation to run into on a date, as it's a test of the female's character, one you don't get very often at the beginning of a relationship. Simply ask her: "What do you think I should do?"

    1) "Stand up like a man and beat them up!" insane roastie, dropped
    2) "Try to reason with them." low IQ, dropped
    3) "Do nothing." shit testing you, dropped
    4) "Pay the bill, go to another restaurant." the only correct answer, but since she's a woman she's still shit testing you...dropped!
    5) (there is no answer 5, as there are no women who will pass this test)

    easy peasy

  105. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hardest I've laughed at a thread in months.

  106. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You don't get it, bro. I just knocked him unconscious, like in those movies that I watch.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone is a pussy bitch like me IRL

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Bro, you don't get it, I'm John Wick and Batman combined
        Haven't seen such a pathetic retard like you in a while

  107. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The thread that proves that /misc/irgins will always simp for their attackers.

  108. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody all need to stop being afraid of getting your hands dirty maybe go to the gym or something. It doesn't matter if it's a high school student or not if someone poses a threat to you they are threat. Louise 1st mistake was staying seated while this guy was obviously trying to size him up and intimidate him. As soon as that guy shows up to the table after you asked him to be quiet you know he wants to come over and start something immediately stand up and meet him on even ground. After that you don't have to say anything in fact just stand there and let the guy talk cause talk is cheap if he wants to do something hes gonna do it and then you just retaliate. I'm gonna tell you right now if you make it to age 40 and you can't beat up 5 high school kids you need to work out.

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