>"This scene is bad...because uhhh ... I said so!"
>meanwhile literally EVERYONE loves it
When did you grow out of the Plinkett reviews?
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>"This scene is bad...because uhhh ...
never even watched them. that space battle was sick as hell
>uh it sucks because one take shots done with CGI are fake bullshit
>loves the guardians of the galaxy 3 hallway fight
What did he mean by this?
it's almost like it's a subjective medium in which variables are not absolutes
also the hallway fight in GOTG 3 has actors and actual camera movements in it, learn to fundamentals of filmmaking. the only thing impressive about the opening scene in ROTS is that it would take a really long time to render
it's a bunch of people dancing in front of a green screen while the animators make everything happen around them and there's still cuts. Pure hackery.
>Pure hackery
ep3 review is the worst, it's mostly just nitpicking. I stopped watching it after he complained that nobody on coruscant cares about the clone war
It all makes sense when you realize that Stoklasa is jealous of Lucas and thinks he just got lucky instead of being one of the most talented and influential directors to come out of the New Hollywood movement
why would anyone be jealous of a man who destroyed his own legacy
>does a Space Cop
no one is jealous.
Space Cop is unironically better made than 90% of the stuff they watch on their show and it was made with a budget of zero dollars
>Space Cop is unironically better made than 90% of the stuff they watch on their show
lmao Mike wishes. It's a genuinely terrible movie with poor pacing. I couldn't even watch 10 minutes and mind you, this is when I was an indoctrinated Plinkett drone and I actually paid to watch it.
If you haven't seen more than ten minutes of a film you aren't qualified to have an opinion about it
>goes from a Plinkett drone to a Prequel drone
wow you are really deadset against having your own opinions huh
cope
seethe
etc.
Are you really seething about shit from like 15 years ago still, get a fricking job
dude, it's a guy who thinks that his extension shows him downvote numbers even though downvotes don't exist anymore, and who believes this strongly enough to screen cap that app's output as rhetorical material. he's not going to get hired by anybody
>the Plinkett reviews are still making prequel gays seethe all these years later
how can anyone be so based
The prequels are trash, but I think most people can agree the opening of RotS was pretty cool and makes pretty good use of cgi
I love how he dedicates four minutes of his Force Awakens review to “address” prequel defenders using the political story about how so-called democracies become dictatorships by abusing crises by giving all the examples of how it mirrors the Bush admin, and after presenting all that evidence just says “you’re reaching” and moves on
I love it too, because it made you seethe
I always liked it
This. I like the prequels and the plinkett reviews. The plinkett reviews have good jokes and are good background noise even if most of the legit criticisms are moronic/could be applied to the OT. the prequels are flawed but overall fun movies with interesting ideas.
>being mad at Star Wars for having war in space
fricking moron logic
damn I didn't know covid killed that many people
I watched this on a plane once because they had all the star wars movies, and it made the turbulence fun 10/10 would recommend
>TWO POINT TWO THOUSAND PEOPLE CLICK LIKE
Why would anyone ever grow INTO nobody reviewers?
Yeah that's me. I don't really like star wars or the plinkett reviews though.