it was a little bit funny but i don't know why everyone has become such a pussy around homelander. i remember the other members of the seven were obviously aware that he could insta-rape them but i don't recall everyone being a submissive b***h to him on this level
>the other members of the seven were obviously aware that he could insta-rape them
what if that shrinking men went up homelander's hole
He can talk to aquatic animals and him and this octopus had a thing and are close.
Imagine you could talk to your cat, and you and your cat are best buds, than being told to get a knife and eat it alive as it begs for its life.
With or without the sexual shit that was fricked up.
It's just tortureporn to a certain character. The "kill his aquatic friends violently" shtick they have with him is getting old, they've done it like 5 times now, now it's just lazy edgyness
As a juvenile power play. Basically he's going through a protracted breakdown and he spends a lot of his time bullying the other Justice League members to establish his own dominance (e.g. he keeps telling the Flash that he's gotten fat because he knows he's insecure about it). It was a stunt to remind Aquaman of his place.
>to eat a live octopus that he's in love with.
Real Live Documentary: Cute female octopus is in love with human
Degenerate israeli PsyOp show: Gay Aquaman is gay for a gay octopus who's gay
Everytime
Asian people are inherently cruel to animals they eat dogs hunt whales and dolphins. They're also behind most of the staged animal video's you see on tiktok
That scene was objectively disgusting, and I eat animals all the time. I think it had something to do with how fricking alient that thing looked; and it was alive too and moving like crazy; it would be literally like biting the balls of an alive pig and eating them on the spot even if you like eating bacon.
Most pentecostals are in Latin America, not the US. Christian Koreans are mostly presbyterians, methodists etc, and it's only like 40% of the population.
a couple die every year from it too because they try to swallow the live octopus and it'll get itself stuck halfway down. the "secret" is to chew the little sucker until it stops moving and then swallow.
why would you even cram a WHOLE live octopus down your throat? to weed out the morons who don't know you're supposed to kill it first? if you're just gonna kill it by chewing while swallowing what's the point? might as well just enjoy it sashimi style since they dip it in a sauce anyway
Have you been to Korea? They wrap baby octopuses around chopsticks and eat them whole/alive, but it's also considered a choking hazard since they can suction to your esophagus and kill you. It's why they're always, ALWAYS soaked in sesame oil before swallowing.
I don't think I could ever eat an octopus that is still alive. They're too intelligent and such inquisitive creatures. Doesn't feel right.
Asian people are inherently cruel to animals they eat dogs hunt whales and dolphins. They're also behind most of the staged animal video's you see on tiktok
There's a difference between quickly putting an animal out of its misery and then eating it and purposefully preparing it so it will suffer and have the most pain possible, especially if it's alive and has a complex nervous system, Chang.
Scandinavians also hunt whales and dolphins, don't see you complaining about them. Watch footage of Faroe Island dolphin slaughters and tell me those pale skinned island nordcuck savages don't deserve a nuke.
it was a little bit funny but i don't know why everyone has become such a pussy around homelander. i remember the other members of the seven were obviously aware that he could insta-rape them but i don't recall everyone being a submissive b***h to him on this level
the only ones that really stood up to him in the first place were maeve and starlight
they thought they outplayed him with the blackmail material but since he straight up said he doesn't give a shit, there is literally nothing stopping him from killing everyone. plus, since audience feedback said "we like it when you do what you want", it's completely removed his inhibition and everyone knows it. it's just appeasement out of fear.
I got angry. I turned off the vid seething. I noticed, too, there is a reliance on animal cruelty in the show as gags. The whale and all that. Not surprising for a israeli show. They don't know any better, the people involved at the production level are the absolute worst kinds of people alive today. I did finish the ep after skipping this bit, but frick. Along with the SJW bullshit this show has been steadily bait and switching, it's questionable if I'll even continue. Mainly because the first season was awesome, but at this point I'm just waiting for Homemaker to go postal and get taken down by the diverse group of roulette meat and stronk wimmins who don need no man. So probably not.
>evil superman literally kills a plane full of innocent people including children in the first episode? i sleep >deep kills a dolphin >NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN MAMMARINOOOO AHHH SAVE ME UNCLE TED
No. Hell the last episode to come out has a flashback of him unmasked and hes just a black guy complaining that he has to wear a mask but his face mutilated by a bomb so he wears a mask and has brain damage.
>Dude what if he tries to rescue a dolphin and the dolphin wants to frick him?!? huhuhuhuhuhu >what if the dolphin like, dies horribly and he's like oh noooo huhuhuhuhuh >And then he has to eat the octopus which is his friend huhuhuhuhuhuhu
Once you understand the "Seth Rogen" behind all the """"humor"""" in the show you start to hate it.
Seth name drops Cinemaphile in the episode so keep making him seethe with these posts and keep pirating his show
Hi Seth dude weed lmao uhuhuhuhuhuh
He's such a fricking pussy. You know damn well he wants to make a long episode mocking this board but he's afraid of the backlash so instead he just throws tiny little passive aggressive jabs in here and there. Small dick energy.
>he's afraid of the backlash
Kek like what, you're gonna call him a israelite or shoot up another school? They put in a 2 minute scene about the typical schizo 2 years ago and the seething is still strong as ever.
>Pirate his shit for free
You do realize that you're willingly going out of your way and pirating the show... for free? Its like you love the taste of shit.
>You know damn well he wants to make a long episode mocking this board
Yeah anon, he just stays awake all night every night, fueled by his rage for Cinemaphile. He definitely didn't just name drop Cinemaphile because it's a strawman for scary internet place that makes people evil. In fact he specifically hates (you) and would love to make a 6 hour long biblical epic about how terrible of a person you are.
>Dude what if he tries to rescue a dolphin and the dolphin wants to frick him?!? huhuhuhuhuhu >what if the dolphin like, dies horribly and he's like oh noooo huhuhuhuhuh >And then he has to eat the octopus which is his friend huhuhuhuhuhuhu
Once you understand the "Seth Rogen" behind all the """"humor"""" in the show you start to hate it.
>The deep storyline about making the new girl suck his wiener and then "apologize".
So did he base that on James Franco or something he did?.
james deserved better. their relationships disintegrating in pineapple express and the interview are so fricking prophetic of seth's selfish backstabbing behavior in later years
The dog is blind. Thats why it gets so excited when he found out the puddle it thought it was playing it was just a bit of water and he got the hop in a REAL puddle.
Octopus broadcast spawn and the lil octobois get slaughtered by the thousands by nearly every kind of sea creature in the early stages of their life cycle
>mfw the greatest friendship in the animal kingdom started due to defective wolf aggresion genes and because humans find it entertaining to throw food scraps at critters
Funny how cats just decided to hang around when we became sedentary (due to granaries attracting rats 'n crap) and we decided we liked the little c**ts too, even without real domestication.
You can only really be friends with someone that is equal. Now i don't disagree that YOU are equal to a dog, but the rest of humanity is obviously above a dumb animal that even needs a human to take a shit so yeah...
Because the overfeeding makes the organ meat larger, its incidental. We don't do it because we think the fear and adrenaline makes the meat better or something
Black person, all we do with livestock is torture. None of these mega farms (and that are the only farms that are surviving) treat any of their animals beyond keeping them alive long enough to slaughter them. And they even fail at that often.
They can recognize themselves in mirrors and have very high emotional intelligence. If you've ever been around domesticated pigs they're observant and mindful of your mental state. They enjoy a clean living space if given the opportunity as well.
My friend had one and it's hard to put into words, but it did things dogs don't do like it would open or close doors to get you to walk towards where it's food is or get your attention.
>dogs don't do like it would open or close doors to get you to walk towards where it's food is or get your attention
I've had dogs that grab their leash and put it in your hand when they needed to go pee. I had another one that would tap me on my leg three times when he needed to go out. I had a shepherd dog that found a the leg from a recently killed fawn and took me to the site when I asked her.
I do not have a doorbell and my current dog literally figured out that doorbell ringing means someone is at the door just from seeing it on a TV commercial during a couple football games. If he heard doorbell sound on tv or from my phone he would run to the door and start growling.
working line dogs can be incredibly intelligent when it comes to pattern recognition related things
it's because they intentionally beat the dogs to death because they think that the adrenaline releasing into the dog's blood makes the meat taste better. They put it into a soup called 보신탕 which means "protect your body soup" (保身汤) and they eat it in the summer. Koreans are superstitious and believe in strange shit. They like to eat hot soup in the summer because they think it cools their body down.
Teapot pigs exist, they don't really get bigger than a medium sized dog.
Also, pigs don't cost that much to feed tbh. You can feed them scraps/leftovers/organic trash, and they will be happy as pigs in shit. You really only need to supplement their diet with actual feed.
The real downside to pigs is cleaning them. You have to muck pig shit out of the sty every day (otherwise they will literally fill their enclosure up with shit until they suffocate), and you have to bathe them a couple times a week or they smell like death. Pigs can also be a handful when they get ornery or scared because they will knock you over with ease due to their weight. Most pigs are only a little bigger than dogs but thy are like 5x the mass and a charging, scared pig WILL knock you over if you stand in it's way. They spook pretty easily too.
The teacup piglet thing was a scam. There was never any such thing and the piglets people bought grew into massive hoggos and were probably either killed or released into the wild where they just helped swell the already unruly population of feral hogs in southern America.
I think what you mean is that they still get bigger than cat/small dog sized, which is what people thought. They average about 100 lbs still when full grown, but size wise they are comparable to medium-medium large dog.
Full sized hogs are like 300-600 lbs, so a 100lb teacup pig is still pretty small in comparison. IIRC my neighbors are some asian breed, I don't recall the specifics.
Octos are delicious, and we really oughtn't eat them anymore than whales and elephants. But they're delicious. Squid can suck dick, however.
>you will never be rich enough to pay for an octopus experiment (à la Domestic Silver Fox) that selects for intelligence & high life expectancy creating a second intelligent species on Earth
Why even live? Wonder how nips would react, kek
Teaching them to mine shit for us in the deep ocean, herd fish ... could be great
Yh that’s unironically hilarious tho, all those kids have dreams and aspiration and then some nutjob comes in and guns them all down, fricking kek hehehehehehe, get rekt you fricking nerds.
It's entirely within Americans ability to stop that happening, they just won't lmao. Animals don't really have a choice or ability to prevent messed up shit happening to them so I genuinely have more sympathy towards them
>you will never be rich enough to pay for an octopus experiment (à la Domestic Silver Fox) that selects for intelligence & high life expectancy creating a second intelligent species on Earth
Why even live? Wonder how nips would react, kek
Yeah, the only smart (as in same level as orcas, orangutans and ravens) species that lives short lives as far as i know, pretty shitty.
Every other High IQ Club member lives like 60-90 years tops
Actual sociopaths are very likely going to tell you it made them sad because they usually decide they should react the way they think normal people expect.
consume man. have men inside you.
Kripke and Starr are gay and hollywood uses crowleyan sex magick (gay) in their movies. especially now, especially in capeshit
Am I the only one that actually respected Deep's wife during this scene? It's rare for a woman to actually take charge and be ambitious enough to push through in moments like that.
I wish I had a significant other with the mentality to push me to succeed when needed during times of weakness.
yeah deeps problem was being ambivalent. He should've gone with a hard no from the start if he really cared. But he's a pushover and that's why both Homelander and his wife dominate him.
homelander backs off all the time if the right people (e.g. business associates, not random criminal goons) call his bluff instead of just cowering to him. We are getting to that point though of course.
considering how moronicly he slipped up while dirty talking it, she more than likely knew about his fricky relationship with the octopus and saw it as an opportunity to get back at him
I can never really tell what they're going for with him. Sometimes it seems like the world is just shitting on him as a narrative punishment for what he did to Starlight. And then it seems to hop back and forth between moments in which we're supposed to be genuinely sympathetic towards him and moments in which he's mildly dickish. It feels like it's supposed to be a redemption arc but it just keeps spinning its wheels.
OP, I 100% agree with you. It wasn't funny at all, it was honestly horrific. Very well said. >Haha le funny fish man XD
I'm not vegetarian by any means, but this scene was really hard to watch. It felt like a writer (female) of the show uses Deep to project revenge porn onto a former abuser or something.
But what i truly despise about him is that he has no concept of loyalty or Friendship, he threw James Franco under the bus at the first chance he got, his supposed best """"FRIEND""""".
Why are they fricking around with these last 2 seasons? Every episode is just Homelander about to kick off and then they ignore it, rinse repeat for another entire season.
It reminded me of when Game of Thrones started flagging and they spent an inordinate amount of time on unnecessarily scenes of Joffrey being a c**t. Like, yeah, we know he's a massive shit who bullies and abuses people, can you get on with telling some kind of story now?
Why don't A-Train, Maeve and Starlight just work together to lure Homelander somewhere remote and then just lynch him? I get that he's the strongest one but surely he couldn't beat all of them acting together?
Pointlessly cruel and gross. Terrible television. You get NOTHING from watching this other than a sick pit in your stomach and a stain on your conscious to further dehumanize yourself.
I doubt it
First you would need Homelander near water
Second wtf are they gonna do? Fish and whales and other aquatic creatures are all seemingly pretty soft. Maybe something with a strong bite could inflict damage, not sure how much resistance Homelander actually has again really sharp objects and a lot of pressure.
How does Homelander handle poison? Think 100 blue ringed octopus swarming him would do any damage?
Thought about it more, maybe if enough fish swarmed him and dragged him down and down and down they could pop his lungs with the pressure
Not to samegay AGAIN but >He has also claimed to have swam in the Mariana Trench, which has a water pressure of 8 tons per square inch, or 1,000 times the standard atmospheric pressure at sea level, on the ocean floor.
If this is accurate he might be able to crush Homelander. I assume because it's aquatic pressure all sense and reason vanish and "deep water pressure" just doesn't work against The Deep (like how supes can fricking fly)
i skimmed throught season 3. Can confirm it is purely made for edgy 16 yo - 25 yo. Completely average series which is decent for background noise but garbage if you watched it seriously, which I hope nobody here does.
I fast forwarded this scene because I am tired of the constant cruelty towards the Deep. Personally, I don't eat octopuses but I think its fine as long as you don't eat so many that they go extinct (or eat one alive), as they only live 2 years anyway.
Does he even deserve it anymore? dude seems like he's had enough, and compared to his companions he seems like less of a monster, and he's actively trying to be better. Idk it was funny at first but now it's starting to just piss me off
they can't do a redemption arc for a guy who sexually coerced his underling, so they're stuck spinning their wheels and it just amounts to torture porn
I would have found it funny if it was the first scene of its nature, but we've had 3 seasons of this moronic shit with the Deep, where are they even going with this?
Literally what is this?
He was jerking off dressed up as Chum Chum from Fanboy and Chum Chum. Autoeroticasphyxiating hinself.
dude ... that is so fricking random. are you pitching an adult swim pilot any time soon cuz youd rock there
I love posting about your peons everyday and making people read about your penis.
>
Rich and his brother Raymond dressed like this and getting off. I could see them doing that.
hella random!!!!
thanks for the lol anon lmao
It's a scene from The Boys.
Evil Superman forces evil Aquaman to eat a live octopus that he's in love with.
>that he's in love with.
wut
>the other members of the seven were obviously aware that he could insta-rape them
what if that shrinking men went up homelander's hole
Homelander crushes him inside his penis
what if he grows large before that happens
Homelander wiener is too strong. If he tries to grow inside it, he’ll be the one who gets crushed.
But how his guts are all the way up inside homelander's bladder
doesn't add up
He can talk to aquatic animals and him and this octopus had a thing and are close.
Imagine you could talk to your cat, and you and your cat are best buds, than being told to get a knife and eat it alive as it begs for its life.
With or without the sexual shit that was fricked up.
how many voregays are in the writers room this season?
Sound like it could be funny if done right, but I doubt it was.
Wait til I tell you ~~*who*~~ is behind it
It's just tortureporn to a certain character. The "kill his aquatic friends violently" shtick they have with him is getting old, they've done it like 5 times now, now it's just lazy edgyness
I never watched it because it's on Amazon.
I don't need more trash that has nothing to watch.
So like that scene from Oldboy, but edgy capeshit? Did the guy eat an actual octopus like that Korean actor did or was it a prop or CGI?
Of course he didn’t. You think a fricking capeshit actor would do something outside of their comfort zone?
>male live optopus
he could have just eat it whole without biting but homelander could have see through him with his x-ray vision
that sounds fricking moronic
>Evil Superman forces evil Aquaman to eat a live octopus that he's in love with.
Chinks eat animals raw, Frick these gay ass movies.
Lmao The Deep has the worst life
But why? Just for the lols?
Quite literally yes. Because unlike the comic, Homelander actually is just that kind of c**t.
As a juvenile power play. Basically he's going through a protracted breakdown and he spends a lot of his time bullying the other Justice League members to establish his own dominance (e.g. he keeps telling the Flash that he's gotten fat because he knows he's insecure about it). It was a stunt to remind Aquaman of his place.
Glad I dropped this show after season 1
Every time I read about this shitshow I'm reminded as to why I didn't bother watching it.
You're lucky
Lmao the concept is fricking hilarious. Crazy how that could easily pass as a Cum Town tier bit
for some reason amazon prime is full of these "spoopy dark alternate reality" type show. can't stand them.
>to eat a live octopus that he's in love with.
Real Live Documentary: Cute female octopus is in love with human
Degenerate israeli PsyOp show: Gay Aquaman is gay for a gay octopus who's gay
Everytime
That scene was objectively disgusting, and I eat animals all the time. I think it had something to do with how fricking alient that thing looked; and it was alive too and moving like crazy; it would be literally like biting the balls of an alive pig and eating them on the spot even if you like eating bacon.
Because one is real and the other isn't moron.
You're stupid. A cooked steak can be real or CGI. It wouldn't make it disgusting to be CGI.
It was disgusting because it had emotions
Real animals have emotions too. You think a dog doesn't feel sad if you slap it? Get your brain seriously fricked up with drugs and you'll see.
Sounds like the kind of stuff israelites would come up with alright
Aquaman Vore
Sorry, you know the rules. Op never tells you what tf he's talking about.
Wop's lol
Koreans do this though
Yeah and they're fricking sociopaths with no soul tbh
Don't be like that
Where do you think you are?
Don't you fricking dare disrespect us, we was great civilization long before you lived in caves.
I like how they also have the highest non Muslim rate of circumcision in the world after America too
They’re all Pentecostals like Americans. They even have the mega churches and give money to Israel.
Most pentecostals are in Latin America, not the US. Christian Koreans are mostly presbyterians, methodists etc, and it's only like 40% of the population.
You were almost completely illiterate until Japanese rule, which only bumped you up to 20% literacy.
I wish asiatics were as cute as ants
Americans talking down to Asians is like a Black person talking down to a White Europeans.
Only North Koreans have no Seoul
a couple die every year from it too because they try to swallow the live octopus and it'll get itself stuck halfway down. the "secret" is to chew the little sucker until it stops moving and then swallow.
Imagine being such a soulless rice ant that you die trying to make an animal suffer as much as possible.
Kek
why would you even cram a WHOLE live octopus down your throat? to weed out the morons who don't know you're supposed to kill it first? if you're just gonna kill it by chewing while swallowing what's the point? might as well just enjoy it sashimi style since they dip it in a sauce anyway
Have you been to Korea? They wrap baby octopuses around chopsticks and eat them whole/alive, but it's also considered a choking hazard since they can suction to your esophagus and kill you. It's why they're always, ALWAYS soaked in sesame oil before swallowing.
I don't think I could ever eat an octopus that is still alive. They're too intelligent and such inquisitive creatures. Doesn't feel right.
Based octopus
Asian people are inherently cruel to animals they eat dogs hunt whales and dolphins. They're also behind most of the staged animal video's you see on tiktok
No fricking way. You’re saying humans eat animals!? NO FRICKING WAY
There's a difference between quickly putting an animal out of its misery and then eating it and purposefully preparing it so it will suffer and have the most pain possible, especially if it's alive and has a complex nervous system, Chang.
Scandinavians also hunt whales and dolphins, don't see you complaining about them. Watch footage of Faroe Island dolphin slaughters and tell me those pale skinned island nordcuck savages don't deserve a nuke.
Scandinavians have bugman genes and are next in line for the slaughter
snowBlack folk the lot of them
Do Faroeoids roast dolphins alive with blowtorches?
try and nuke us pussy
scandinavians are just snow asians though
>t.aquamen
whaling is based
>literally killed whales just for the movie
any other kinos like that?
Asians are subhuman
it was a little bit funny but i don't know why everyone has become such a pussy around homelander. i remember the other members of the seven were obviously aware that he could insta-rape them but i don't recall everyone being a submissive b***h to him on this level
Because Homelander is more unhinged than ever and they know his girlfriend got mutilated and died and made everyone think he is a nazi.
the only ones that really stood up to him in the first place were maeve and starlight
they thought they outplayed him with the blackmail material but since he straight up said he doesn't give a shit, there is literally nothing stopping him from killing everyone. plus, since audience feedback said "we like it when you do what you want", it's completely removed his inhibition and everyone knows it. it's just appeasement out of fear.
Deep has always been a pussy around Homelander. It's the quintessential Chad-Brad dynamic.
Right now, Butcher is the only one to deal with him on an equal wavelength without any backhanded tricks like blackmail vids.
Excuse me, are you a descendant of the people of Israel? No? Then you don't get to define what sociopathy is, chud.
Sociopathy isnt a clinical term
what's a litmus?
litmus balls
I got angry. I turned off the vid seething. I noticed, too, there is a reliance on animal cruelty in the show as gags. The whale and all that. Not surprising for a israeli show. They don't know any better, the people involved at the production level are the absolute worst kinds of people alive today. I did finish the ep after skipping this bit, but frick. Along with the SJW bullshit this show has been steadily bait and switching, it's questionable if I'll even continue. Mainly because the first season was awesome, but at this point I'm just waiting for Homemaker to go postal and get taken down by the diverse group of roulette meat and stronk wimmins who don need no man. So probably not.
Speaking of diversity hires, I'm actually angry that I can't see more Moonshadow, her breasts are nice in the costume.
>evil superman literally kills a plane full of innocent people including children in the first episode? i sleep
>deep kills a dolphin
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN MAMMARINOOOO AHHH SAVE ME UNCLE TED
The scene where he kills the people in the plane is not taken as a joke, moron.
Is black noir still his clone
Homelander isn't black, so no.
Under the mask he's green so he may be a failed clone.
What the frick are you talking about
He lifts up his mask to eat a lollipop in like season 2 and he's green isn't he?
No. Hell the last episode to come out has a flashback of him unmasked and hes just a black guy complaining that he has to wear a mask but his face mutilated by a bomb so he wears a mask and has brain damage.
I just assumed that black noir died and they just replaced him with someone else because the public don't actually know what he looked like
Different actors. So who knows?
>Dude what if he tries to rescue a dolphin and the dolphin wants to frick him?!? huhuhuhuhuhu
>what if the dolphin like, dies horribly and he's like oh noooo huhuhuhuhuh
>And then he has to eat the octopus which is his friend huhuhuhuhuhuhu
Once you understand the "Seth Rogen" behind all the """"humor"""" in the show you start to hate it.
Seth name drops Cinemaphile in the episode so keep making him seethe with these posts and keep pirating his show
Hi Seth dude weed lmao uhuhuhuhuhuh
He's such a fricking pussy. You know damn well he wants to make a long episode mocking this board but he's afraid of the backlash so instead he just throws tiny little passive aggressive jabs in here and there. Small dick energy.
>he's afraid of the backlash
Kek like what, you're gonna call him a israelite or shoot up another school? They put in a 2 minute scene about the typical schizo 2 years ago and the seething is still strong as ever.
And yet we live rent free in his head and pirate his shit for free.
Seethe more Seth.
>we live rent free in his head
Uh huh.
More like uhuhuhuhuhuh
kek
Lmao
Savage
>Pirate his shit for free
You do realize that you're willingly going out of your way and pirating the show... for free? Its like you love the taste of shit.
Top text and bottom text meme format hasn't been in use on Cinemaphile for a while.
Go smoke some more weed before you shit yourself israelite
Lol this guy that's supposed to be a Cinemaphile user actually looks a lot like Seth
I at least try to shave when it gets long.
>You know damn well he wants to make a long episode mocking this board
Yeah anon, he just stays awake all night every night, fueled by his rage for Cinemaphile. He definitely didn't just name drop Cinemaphile because it's a strawman for scary internet place that makes people evil. In fact he specifically hates (you) and would love to make a 6 hour long biblical epic about how terrible of a person you are.
>long episode mocking this board
/tv/?
The Deep is Seth Rogen's self insert, remember he grew up in Vancouver which has the 2nd best aquarium in North America.
>The deep storyline about making the new girl suck his wiener and then "apologize".
So did he base that on James Franco or something he did?.
>*throws best friend under the bus*
huhuhuhuhuh nothing personal kid.
james deserved better. their relationships disintegrating in pineapple express and the interview are so fricking prophetic of seth's selfish backstabbing behavior in later years
do israelites really backstab other israelites
>israelite backstabs a Christian
so no then, got it
Why do homosexuals keep insisting that he made the show? He had a hand in the animated spinoff.
Seth, you're 2nd billed as Producer
daily reminder
It’s not real, and the deeps character doesn’t have to be in that situation because he’s an insecure boy.
I laughed my ass off when Homelander lazered the crowd.
octopus and pigs and more intelligent than dogs yet no one has a problem with eating them but everyone freaks out over dogs getting eaten
>pigs {are} more intelligent than dogs
Proof?
charlotte's web
babe
babe 2 pig in the city
Based
If you are not moronic you'd know this already
Cool proof, bro
because dog is man's best friend
Dog having a good time
the quality observations I come to this board for
this anon is being sarcastic
Truly the superior breed of domestic animals.
cute moron
Is this dog physically moronic or just extremely stoked
Both
bruh it's a puddle
didn't you ever get the urge to jump and splash in them as a child?
>as a child
based infantile chad
blind
someone should get him a seeing eye dog
Just let the dog be happy anon.
its a golden retriever.... both.
The dog is blind. Thats why it gets so excited when he found out the puddle it thought it was playing it was just a bit of water and he got the hop in a REAL puddle.
He cute
Dogs are so fricking moronic
>I FRICKIN LOVE PUDDLES
UH OH HE'S A MUDDY BOY I'M GETTING THE HOSE!!!
>*dog freezes in place and looks at me with dismay*
Octopus and pigs wouldn’t stay in a house fire if their owners were still inside
>octopus
sure they would since they have no way of getting out of the house on their own
tell that to the octopi that escape from aquariums bro
Octopus broadcast spawn and the lil octobois get slaughtered by the thousands by nearly every kind of sea creature in the early stages of their life cycle
>valuing intelligence in a pet
Look you fricking insect brain socialist. Dogs are mans best friend.
Some breeds of dog are genuinely genetically moronic, but they're still superior to every other animal.
The Chinese literally believe the more something suffers the better it tastes.
Dogs were practically made to be friends with man, so it is a particularly horrible betrayal on our part.
>mfw the greatest friendship in the animal kingdom started due to defective wolf aggresion genes and because humans find it entertaining to throw food scraps at critters
Funny how cats just decided to hang around when we became sedentary (due to granaries attracting rats 'n crap) and we decided we liked the little c**ts too, even without real domestication.
You can only really be friends with someone that is equal. Now i don't disagree that YOU are equal to a dog, but the rest of humanity is obviously above a dumb animal that even needs a human to take a shit so yeah...
We dont torture our livestock to make them taste better you yellow subhuman
Yes we do. We force feed ducks for fois gras.
Because the overfeeding makes the organ meat larger, its incidental. We don't do it because we think the fear and adrenaline makes the meat better or something
that's allowed in france but forbidden in some western countries like germany
properly done foie gras is harmless and doesn't really bother them. Only goyslop industrial farms abuse animals.
Black person, all we do with livestock is torture. None of these mega farms (and that are the only farms that are surviving) treat any of their animals beyond keeping them alive long enough to slaughter them. And they even fail at that often.
>boiling animals alive to dump adrenaline into the meat
>B-BUT MUH BOLTGUN AND INSEMINATOR
insects so dishonest
You're being disingenuous, as it always boils down to.
>yellow bug attempting israeli pilpul
Trips of truth. Pigs are smart frickers, truly.
They can recognize themselves in mirrors and have very high emotional intelligence. If you've ever been around domesticated pigs they're observant and mindful of your mental state. They enjoy a clean living space if given the opportunity as well.
My friend had one and it's hard to put into words, but it did things dogs don't do like it would open or close doors to get you to walk towards where it's food is or get your attention.
>dogs don't do like it would open or close doors to get you to walk towards where it's food is or get your attention
I've had dogs that grab their leash and put it in your hand when they needed to go pee. I had another one that would tap me on my leg three times when he needed to go out. I had a shepherd dog that found a the leg from a recently killed fawn and took me to the site when I asked her.
I do not have a doorbell and my current dog literally figured out that doorbell ringing means someone is at the door just from seeing it on a TV commercial during a couple football games. If he heard doorbell sound on tv or from my phone he would run to the door and start growling.
working line dogs can be incredibly intelligent when it comes to pattern recognition related things
it's because they intentionally beat the dogs to death because they think that the adrenaline releasing into the dog's blood makes the meat taste better. They put it into a soup called 보신탕 which means "protect your body soup" (保身汤) and they eat it in the summer. Koreans are superstitious and believe in strange shit. They like to eat hot soup in the summer because they think it cools their body down.
pigs have cloven hooves so they're among Satan's creatures
I would honestly love a pet pig if it weren't for the fact they get so big and feeding them would cost a fortune.
Teapot pigs exist, they don't really get bigger than a medium sized dog.
Also, pigs don't cost that much to feed tbh. You can feed them scraps/leftovers/organic trash, and they will be happy as pigs in shit. You really only need to supplement their diet with actual feed.
The real downside to pigs is cleaning them. You have to muck pig shit out of the sty every day (otherwise they will literally fill their enclosure up with shit until they suffocate), and you have to bathe them a couple times a week or they smell like death. Pigs can also be a handful when they get ornery or scared because they will knock you over with ease due to their weight. Most pigs are only a little bigger than dogs but thy are like 5x the mass and a charging, scared pig WILL knock you over if you stand in it's way. They spook pretty easily too.
t. Farm kid
The teacup piglet thing was a scam. There was never any such thing and the piglets people bought grew into massive hoggos and were probably either killed or released into the wild where they just helped swell the already unruly population of feral hogs in southern America.
My neighbor has several.
I think what you mean is that they still get bigger than cat/small dog sized, which is what people thought. They average about 100 lbs still when full grown, but size wise they are comparable to medium-medium large dog.
Full sized hogs are like 300-600 lbs, so a 100lb teacup pig is still pretty small in comparison. IIRC my neighbors are some asian breed, I don't recall the specifics.
Octos are delicious, and we really oughtn't eat them anymore than whales and elephants. But they're delicious. Squid can suck dick, however.
Teaching them to mine shit for us in the deep ocean, herd fish ... could be great
You better stop shitting and pissing over this conundrum of epic proportions because it's not going to stop any time soon.
It was funny though
That’s an awfully asiaphobic statement
I didn't. I found it a little disturbing.
you homosexuals are offended by this but a school shooting could happen tomorrow and you fricking moronic homosexuals would just make jokes about it
Guns are awesome. Cruelty to animals is not.
Yh that’s unironically hilarious tho, all those kids have dreams and aspiration and then some nutjob comes in and guns them all down, fricking kek hehehehehehe, get rekt you fricking nerds.
Uhhhg, now im horny
but the anime pussy tho!!!!!!!!!!
I dont feel empathy for humans generally
It's entirely within Americans ability to stop that happening, they just won't lmao. Animals don't really have a choice or ability to prevent messed up shit happening to them so I genuinely have more sympathy towards them
>It's entirely within Americans ability to stop that happening, they just won't lmao.
Murder is already illegal.
If it was taxed and illegaler there would be no murder chuddy!
illegality doesn't stop bad things from happening it just punishes them after the fact
Good luck convincing the politicians to close down the fed boys, though.
Yes.
using the higher intelligence we've been given to torture less lucky creatures is pretty sick anon
>OH NO TEN PEOPLE DIED IN A COUNTRY OF 350 MILLION AHHHHHHH
>offended
STOP MAKING ASSUMPTION ABOUT ANONYMOUS STANGERS ON THE INTERNET.
I want Americans to suffer.
This, except the school shooting would most likely also be committed by a chud with pol memes written on his rifle
lonely b***h larping as a troon for negative attention
frick all of you, i fricking hate this website and the "people" that use it
Then why are you here?
>i fricking hate this website and the "people" that use it
You should get over your self-hatred.
Yeah I skipped through this scene. i skip through most of the deep shit because its just lame shock value.
>Homelander
>Maeve
>Black Noir
>A-Train
>Starlight
I feel like I'm missing something, why are there TWO empty spots in The Seven?
why do rightoid schizos seethe so much at this show?
yes, you are missing watching because that is part of the plot
Thanks for the help. Who did Stormfront replace? Translucent Man or The Deep?
The Deep.
The Deep got cancelled and Translucent died
frick crow
human end soon
You better eat him, homelander isnt fricking around anymore
Homelander make Buck Noir create crab slave
d-don't eat me senpai
cute
cute
boner
squussy
Don't octopuses live for like 2-3 years? Horrible for something so intelligent. Nature is a an actual c**t.
They're also because of convergent evolution incredibly intelligent, they're on the level of like a seven year old child.
>you will never be rich enough to pay for an octopus experiment (à la Domestic Silver Fox) that selects for intelligence & high life expectancy creating a second intelligent species on Earth
Why even live? Wonder how nips would react, kek
That would piss off leftist anti-biologists, convinced that breeding/eugenics has nothing to do with intelligence or other life factors.
Imagine the based & (unbiased by human nature) takes of Amphioctopus Sapiens, lmao
I mean, presumably if you were rich enough to do this you could pay for the construction of a diversity of artificial environments
It would probably also respond oddly to osmotic changes too considering you'd have to keep breeding them in a tank.
>breeding incredibly intelligent but autistic octopi
>Fields Medal & Literature Nobel Prize never again won by a homosexual Sapiens
kek
Yeah, the only smart (as in same level as orcas, orangutans and ravens) species that lives short lives as far as i know, pretty shitty.
Every other High IQ Club member lives like 60-90 years tops
Actual sociopaths are very likely going to tell you it made them sad because they usually decide they should react the way they think normal people expect.
Thank you.
What's with the fricking vore fetishization in season 3
Didn't happen
>wiener vore
>octopus vore
Nobody eats a wiener, and the octopus is food, not a person
>Nobody eats a wiener
No but someone gets swallowed by one
>the octopus is food, not a person
moron
So if a character eats a sandwich it's vore? You're the actual moron here. Also, a penis can't swallow. Take a nap, sweaty
That octopus is sentient and that guy can understand what they say, dumbass.
You're a fricking dumbass. Semantics aside it's always been tagged specifically as "wiener vore" and nothing else.
The Termite going into the other dude's penis isn't really "wiener vore" seeing as said wiener didn't really devour him. More like sounding.
if the sandwich is alive, yes
>No but someone gets swallowed by one
Ummm explain?
guy gets small and goes inside another guys peepee
I hate israelites
consume man. have men inside you.
Kripke and Starr are gay and hollywood uses crowleyan sex magick (gay) in their movies. especially now, especially in capeshit
the deep was being mouth raped to join the 7 the same way he mouth raped starlight
ywn be mouth raped by the deep's fishy dicky
Am I the only one that actually respected Deep's wife during this scene? It's rare for a woman to actually take charge and be ambitious enough to push through in moments like that.
I wish I had a significant other with the mentality to push me to succeed when needed during times of weakness.
yeah deeps problem was being ambivalent. He should've gone with a hard no from the start if he really cared. But he's a pushover and that's why both Homelander and his wife dominate him.
>He should've gone with a hard no from the start if he really cared.
kek Homelander would've lasered him. He doesn't give a frick anymore.
homelander backs off all the time if the right people (e.g. business associates, not random criminal goons) call his bluff instead of just cowering to him. We are getting to that point though of course.
Even then he would've kicked the shit out of Deep.
considering how moronicly he slipped up while dirty talking it, she more than likely knew about his fricky relationship with the octopus and saw it as an opportunity to get back at him
You can literally see her smirking & smiling at that. I'm surprised if he won't go full schizo & feed her to a shark.
>Deep has Starlight suck his dick to join the 7 even though she found it disgusting
>OMG RAAAAAPE, THAT'S HORRIBLE
>Homelander has Deep eat his friend alive to rejoin the 7 even though he finds it disgusting
>HAHAHAHAHA LOL XDXDXDXD
Modern society has never not been grossly ironic / hypocritical / unable to assess and compare incidents
Oldboy did it better.
More reason to love Japan than Korea
Japanese don't do that
>he doesn't know
f-frog bros? I thought Japan loved France?
ya thats why the frog is prepared alive
Poor pepe
F-frogbro...?
will Deep redeem himself at some point or is he just going to suffer for the rest of the show
I can never really tell what they're going for with him. Sometimes it seems like the world is just shitting on him as a narrative punishment for what he did to Starlight. And then it seems to hop back and forth between moments in which we're supposed to be genuinely sympathetic towards him and moments in which he's mildly dickish. It feels like it's supposed to be a redemption arc but it just keeps spinning its wheels.
I can tell from the crappy color grading and shill opening post this is going to be about THE gayS TV show
OP, I 100% agree with you. It wasn't funny at all, it was honestly horrific. Very well said.
>Haha le funny fish man XD
I'm not vegetarian by any means, but this scene was really hard to watch. It felt like a writer (female) of the show uses Deep to project revenge porn onto a former abuser or something.
>WHITE MALES BAD
>COKE AND DRUGS ONLY IN BLACK NEIGHBOURHOODS!
> BLACK THIS WHITE THAT
holy shit, I thought after one season of jerking off this nazi scheme they will be done, but these parasitic israelites jsut can't help themselves
Quite honestly the most israeli tv show I've ever seen, and that includes both Seinfeld and Curb your Enthusiasm
Seth Rogen is a degenerate israelite.
But what i truly despise about him is that he has no concept of loyalty or Friendship, he threw James Franco under the bus at the first chance he got, his supposed best """"FRIEND""""".
Write an episode about that you gay.
>he threw James Franco under the bus
And that's a good thing.
I actually liked him better after he threw James Franco under the bus.
the worst part was watching the ugliest b***h on tv slurping clams
This show is to capeshit what Scary Movie 2 was to horror movies.
tickle tickle
beep boop
beep boop
on the nose
i laffed and clapped when he ate his friend
>*salivating chinese noises*
so basically all animals have thoughts and are sentient and yet people in the boys world still eat them?
Why are they fricking around with these last 2 seasons? Every episode is just Homelander about to kick off and then they ignore it, rinse repeat for another entire season.
anyone who could sit through this without cringing at how terrible the effects werehas no emotional connection to this world
It reminded me of when Game of Thrones started flagging and they spent an inordinate amount of time on unnecessarily scenes of Joffrey being a c**t. Like, yeah, we know he's a massive shit who bullies and abuses people, can you get on with telling some kind of story now?
the deep is the worst most unfunny part of the show
>Dude what if Aquaman was involved in the death of a sea creature against his will?
This is the third fricking time they've done this bit.
official power rankings of the seven (including former members):
Homelander
Stormfront
A-Train
Maeve
Starlight
Lamplighter
Translucent
Deep
oh shit i forgot about black noir. he’s probably slightly stronger than maeve.
Why don't A-Train, Maeve and Starlight just work together to lure Homelander somewhere remote and then just lynch him? I get that he's the strongest one but surely he couldn't beat all of them acting together?
He can laser them down.
Litteraly only A-Train could avoid him but he's a weak fat frick now.
I agree. Didn't find it funny at all. Actually felt bad for the octopus and the Deep
degenerate leftist trash. made for trash leftist degenerates.
Pointlessly cruel and gross. Terrible television. You get NOTHING from watching this other than a sick pit in your stomach and a stain on your conscious to further dehumanize yourself.
>Cinemaphile would harm this cute and innocent creature
Imagine being such a dumb fricking American, doing shit like this. Maybe it was a sign. A sign that even animals are aware of irony.
Did she died or was she lucky
The octopus was in sheer awe of her moronation, and didn't bite.
The only way I'll enjoy this is if The Deep snaps and does something. Getting real tired of his shtick and constant regression
so who’s the shape shifter right now?
Let’s Deep would talk to ALL of his underwater friends, could they hypothetically defeat Homelander?
Yes. one phone call to the Bloop and HomoFlander is toast.
I doubt it
First you would need Homelander near water
Second wtf are they gonna do? Fish and whales and other aquatic creatures are all seemingly pretty soft. Maybe something with a strong bite could inflict damage, not sure how much resistance Homelander actually has again really sharp objects and a lot of pressure.
How does Homelander handle poison? Think 100 blue ringed octopus swarming him would do any damage?
Thought about it more, maybe if enough fish swarmed him and dragged him down and down and down they could pop his lungs with the pressure
This would be kino. I hope this is how the show ends and the Deep is finally redeemed
Not to samegay AGAIN but
>He has also claimed to have swam in the Mariana Trench, which has a water pressure of 8 tons per square inch, or 1,000 times the standard atmospheric pressure at sea level, on the ocean floor.
If this is accurate he might be able to crush Homelander. I assume because it's aquatic pressure all sense and reason vanish and "deep water pressure" just doesn't work against The Deep (like how supes can fricking fly)
why doesn't he get the Antman guy to shrink and climb up Homelander's wiener the grow and kill him like that one homosexual in episode 1
He probably have a superhuman urethra and will probably end up pissing chunks of him.
i skimmed throught season 3. Can confirm it is purely made for edgy 16 yo - 25 yo. Completely average series which is decent for background noise but garbage if you watched it seriously, which I hope nobody here does.
I fast forwarded this scene because I am tired of the constant cruelty towards the Deep. Personally, I don't eat octopuses but I think its fine as long as you don't eat so many that they go extinct (or eat one alive), as they only live 2 years anyway.
Does he even deserve it anymore? dude seems like he's had enough, and compared to his companions he seems like less of a monster, and he's actively trying to be better. Idk it was funny at first but now it's starting to just piss me off
they can't do a redemption arc for a guy who sexually coerced his underling, so they're stuck spinning their wheels and it just amounts to torture porn
I have no idea what Seth Rogen and Octopus had to do with the Boys
I would have found it funny if it was the first scene of its nature, but we've had 3 seasons of this moronic shit with the Deep, where are they even going with this?