This scene was gayer than alucard getting fricked in the ass

This scene was gayer than alucard getting fricked in the ass

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t get over the fact there’s still people who portray him as the dom in fanworks
    What does he have a mental breakdown in the middle of trying to stick it in?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >um ackshually this character is not supposed to be in this role in sex
      Let people fantasize about what they want you insane fujo. Just because someone shows weaknesses somewhere doesn't mean they can't be strong somewhere else.

      • 1 month ago
        DoctorGreen

        >Just because someone shows weaknesses somewhere doesn't mean they can't be strong somewhere else.
        pathetic cope, you inferior race

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It must be tough to try to put up a macho facade 24/7.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i know it must be hard for you to comprehend, but for some, there is no façade

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              We call that psychosis, anon

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Everyone has their woes. "I am le based tough guy who doesn't afraid of anything" is like the most basic defensive mechanism people invent to run away from theirs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        People can ship who they want and portray them how they want, but people can also laugh at absurdity.
        Someone who has canon mental disorder leading to panic attacks likely isn't making a dom, though it's possible they could. But absolutely not with the wolf that gave them the panic attack

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >mental disorder leading to panic attacks likely isn't making a dom
          Are you implying doms can't have mental disorders or panic attacks?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No anon you don't understand, doms are perfect superhumans who never experience any emotion, one day I will totally find a dom daddy that will frick me and fix the hole that daddy left when he went out for milk

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Please read the post you are replying to carefully before pressing "post"
            >Yes, panic-attack disorder doms can exist, however that trait is very uncommon for them
            >If the panic attack is induced by even the presence of a particular individual you are not ever going to dom them

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >however that trait is very uncommon for them
              how do you know?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What do you mean? A guy can have a panic attack from being near a girl he likes but he can also rape her if he's depraved enough

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People can ship who they want and portray them how they want, but people can also laugh at absurdity.
      Someone who has canon mental disorder leading to panic attacks likely isn't making a dom, though it's possible they could. But absolutely not with the wolf that gave them the panic attack

      He got over it at the end of the movie thougheverbeit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously, Puss is a bi vers bawd. He enjoys Death knotting his bussy while he fricks Kitty Softpaws.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Snowflake

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yikes

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post the blowjob webm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Idk what webm you're talking about but here's this

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This was quite fitting, since so much of the film's conflict centered around his emotional reluctance to face his mortality.

    The high points feel very nice when paired with his lowest moments, like this scene.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Top 10 Panic Attacks in Animation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But was it realistic?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was biblically accurate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      #1: PAW Patrol: the Movie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Inside Out 2's will break twitter in half

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just because you put the word gay in it doesn't change the fact it was a good movie.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ermm is that GENUINE EMOTION?
    >they didn't throw in a joke and now i am FORCED to feel an emotion other than ironic and witty observation?
    >oh my heckin science this feeling is CRINGE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love steven universe btw

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all I saw for months on this board about the movie was "omg hecking reddit panic attack" and I finally watched it and it was literally a nothingburger

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it was literally a nothingburger
      Your taste is so lacking you might as well not have a tongue.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is one of those situations where the discourse is completely divorced from what actually happened in the movie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's 99% of all discourse about any piece of media these days.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The first puss in boots is better

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Brown doesn't value his life
    Many such cases

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Puss' first real scene in this franchise has him splutteringly coughing up a hairball only to then pathetically beg for his life at the hands of Shrek.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Let's do a panic attack count shall we
      Shrek 2:
      Shrek 3:
      Shrek 4:
      PiB:
      Adventures:
      TLW: 1

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shrek 1 and 3 had one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >begging to the strongest character in the series
      makes perfect sense

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Finally some representation for the gen scared of wallpaper

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >smug hero realizes his mortality
    >spends entire movie trying to avoid death
    >sees furry grim reaper
    >freaks out
    what's the problem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The world at large actually does rely on infantile bullshit to desperately distract itself from its own inevitable doom
      , fun fact

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Too close to home. Death is always in front of us

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For Cinemaphile especially

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wish Death was real.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he act violently paranoid?
    Why are panic attacks just down as someone sitting down and breathing helplessly?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >western "hero"
    Becomes utterly helpless at the slightest uptake in stress

    >Japanese hero
    Ignores grevious injury just to land a punch on a bad guy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my fuarking hero

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this being the same guy who signed off on Boruto?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        and hundreds of supremely boring Naruto filler episodes, yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shinji is Japanese tho

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shinji is an icon to xoomers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You walked right into this one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm a disingenuous homosexual

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And the original argument wasn't disingenuous and taken out of context?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        See: Impending Doom

        Light Yagami also died like a b***h, typical JapaBlack folks.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. I don't understand why these E vs W hispanics think they can just spout off whatever bullshit they want and we won't push back. Like, I get that they're booty bothered about getting laughed off of Cinemaphile for their disgustingly pedestrian tastes, but they should recognize that just because this is a different board doesn't me we don't see their bullshit for exactly what it is.

        >I'm a disingenuous homosexual

        You are. You're also a hopelessly boring Weeb who's tied his whole identity up with a country he's never even visited and who would probably classify you as a freak.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody is watching cartoons btw

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So you're saying something can only be good if a sufficient number of homosexuals approve of it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      isn't this the same guy in the image?

      ?si=vLdNPbXNQfMVODgq

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Naruto had multiple panic attacks post-Pain Arc tho

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The orange guy had a panic attack because they were gonna kill his emo boyfriend.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      MY FUARKING HEROOOOOO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your hero, btw.

      ?si=JhDm3rPqNh0liWZR

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        God, naruto's so shit
        Temari's alright though, shame that she's trapped in such a garbage manga

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it a panic attack if Death himself is literally coming to kill you?
    I think that's just panic

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have nothing to add to this thread

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dude died 8 fricking times. Honestly you gays obsessed with bringing this up as "proof that a cartoon cat would TOTALLY take dicks up his ass" while larping as conservative tough guys and not disgusting furgays is so gay this thread should be moved to /lgbt/.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Dude died 8 fricking times.
      He didn't give a about dying and kept getting himself killed like a mental moron, stop bringing this up as if he got ptsd from it or something cause he didn't until the gay wolf showed up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING EVERYTHING IS GAY

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick does Puss explain what happened in his spin off tv show and movies to shrek and donkey?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Carefully

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lolno. He'd bust out his little guitar and make a whole theater show out of it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think he would not explain anything to them at all to maintain his image.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, it was alright. It just got overwanked by people that use mental illness as an accessory and it got contrarians reeling.
    A panic attack is a fitting lowest point in a story about coming to grips with fear

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it got contrarians reeling
      Right, and not the conformists gnashing their teeth for everyone to praise this shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The first thing I said in my post was that it got overwanked you dingus. Yes, it's fricking cringe that there are people who liked the scene because they think having regular breakdowns is a thing to be proud of.
        That aside, the story is about a dude who based his entire personality about the fiction of being fearless. It is thematically fitting that the darkest hour of the story has him completely overtaken by terror.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Americans so obsessed with sodomy?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because the butt is the hottest part of a girl.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just Americans?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    and I don't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically or theoretically or any kind of fancy way

    I'm autistic, straight up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Meh, line sounds fine.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    people meme this scene, but the silly kids' movie about the talking cat with a sword does a better job handling the theme of coming to terms with your mortality and appreciating the life you have better than 90% of modern media handles any serious subject

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only boomers and those with a boomer mentality get their panties in a twist over this scene.

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