This seems like an easy choice for me. What about you?

This seems like an easy choice for me. What about you Cinemaphile?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Benson is a reasonable boss honestly, Rigby and Mordecai were just (cool) slackers.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Benson. He's an butthole because mordecai and his butt buddy never do their job properly.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is this even a choice? Benson is an actually good boss. He tolerated way, way more from Rigby and Mordecai than most other people would have.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He tolerated way, way more from Rigby and Mordecai than most other people would have.
      This.
      Even if every supernatural element to their hijinks were to be scrapped, average Joe would have been fired a dozen times over if he were to attempt mimicking Mordo and Rigby.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Benson and it's not close
    He's at least decent when you're doing your actual job and you don't get paid literal pennies at the park

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He's at least decent when you're doing your actual job
      I'd say hes better than decent. He actually respects his workers, even Mordecai and Rigby who are a couple of lazy fricks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and you don't get paid literal pennies at the park
      That's nothing - you would be allowed lodging free of charge for as long as you kept working there.
      Krabs would likely have charged you for living in your own home.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is this even a question? Benson treats all his workers fairly while Mr.Krabs refuses to even pay wages

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Actually good boss
    Benson
    >Boss with frickable bussy
    Mr. Krabs
    Hard (heh) choice, actually.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Boss with frickable bussy
      Benson's little coinslot is far more frickable even after being ran through by the Gorillaz

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. Krabs literally sold his best employee's soul for 62 cents. Think I'll stick with Benson

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You think he could have gotten more?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, but who would give krabs a run for his money as a terrible boss?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chris McClean if he counts

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s pretty shitty to chef

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A more difficult choice would be Mr Krabs and Scrooge McDuck

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scrooge's greediest moments don't get close to Mr. Krabs.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still not close, Scrooge is greedy but he's not actively malicious like Krabs has been shown to be from time to time

        Scrooge will give you more dangerous work. He'll be there with you, but it's still risking your life.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would rather have my boss give me dangerous work than risk one actively selling my soul for less than a fricking dollar

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still not close, Scrooge is greedy but he's not actively malicious like Krabs has been shown to be from time to time

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >used to dislike Benson because saw him as a dick towards M&R when I was younger
    >tfw I'm Benson now myself dealing with the same type of Mordecais and Rigbys in real life

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do normalgays only know two cartoon bosses to choose?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Benson easy. He was a cool boss who did a good job and only yelled if you were being a dipshit like Mordecai and Rigby. Even in those cases he was extremely lenient.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Benson obviously

    He was just cursed with two lazy immature idiots

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Benson. He's way better than the average boss and as long as you don't keep horsing around, you'd have a good work relationship with him.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Benson.
    For sexual reasons.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like handholding?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about this: who is the worse villain? Worse in a sense that he'd do fricked up shit without regretting it. Plankton or Krabs?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends how you view it. Plankton has grander more screwy schemes like Plan Z and taking spongebob's brain but its usually for a big goal or getting the formula.

      Krabs on the other hand does shit for far pettier reasons. He used his employees as live bait for a dollar, almost tore a guy's arm off for a penny, and sold his best and most loyal employee's soul for 62 cents (though he regretted this one but only after Squidward called him out)

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Benson.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    op stop using Twitter and posting Tweets from Sonic fans

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Benson just wants you to do your fricking job, he's actually a pretty cool guy

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bensons he’s a good boss and a cool dude once you get to know him ntm he wouldn’t try to sell my soul.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Benson; from what I remember, Mr. Krabs put Spongebob and Squidward through a lot of stupid, and sometimes even illegal stuff.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Benson

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People hate on Benson for being an ass but he's constantly dealing with horrible employees.
    Krabs is working with an unfriendly but serviceable casheer and the PERFECT FRY COOK. So of course we don't see him have to bring the hammer down as much. Enough episodes imply he'd turn into an unreasonable butthole if they stopped making money, even if it wasn't his employees fault.
    There's enough evidence that if you just do your job like Muscleman and High Five Ghost, Benson is not only reasonable, he seems pretty lax and trusting.
    That said, Krabs actually seems capable of dealing with crazy shit like Plankton while Benson is totally helpless most the time shit goes down, so that's a factor.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That said, Krabs actually seems capable of dealing with crazy shit like Plankton while Benson is totally helpless most the time shit goes down, so that's a factor.
      This is a kind of a situational case. Usually how well both managers deal with crazy shit depends on their employees. Krabs has fricked up quite a few times and was only saved because of Spongebob saving his ass. He might be able to deal with Plankton BUT he usually has no gameplan for people like the flying Dutchman or King Neptune. In Benson's case, he's useless BUT he has Skips who is very capable of dealing with crazy shit on a regular basis PLUS also is well connected with other powerful figures capable of helping with the park's problems. Considering Krabs has fired Spongebob quite a few times while Benson has never fired Skips, I'd say benson is still the safer option. It just goes to show the better you treat your employees, the safer your business will be.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even on his worst day, Benson would at worst fire you.
    Krabs on a bad day will get you killed.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Benson, he’s shown to be very reasonable and willing to help you if you can’t handle something or don’t know what to do. The only problem with benson as a boss is he’s the friendly boss so he’d invite you to hang out and get mad if you blank him. I personally do t mind that but that would probably effect a lot of Cinemaphile. Other than that Benson would only be mad at you if you actively didn’t do you’re job and complained like Mordecai and Rigby.

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