This shit came out 2 days ago, and nobody here's talking about it?! For shame?

This shit came out 2 days ago, and nobody here's talking about it?!
For shame, Cinemaphile, for shame!
I expected more

pretty frickin' hyped about season 2 though

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There was a whole thread about it, what are you on about

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love how often this happens

      >WTF Cinemaphile WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT x?!
      >dude we DID talk about x

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OH SO YOU MEAN YOU'RE SO FRICKING DISINTERESTED IN CARTOONS THAT 1 THREAD IS ENOUGH?
      >It's good, yep. Done.
      BAM DONE. Frick you, Cinemaphile. This is why nobody finances good cartoons anymore.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Embarrassing post.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you must be a new gay because people don't come to this board to talk about things they like

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Embarrassing post.

          Yep this is why the cartoon industry is in the gutter while vidya games are thriving.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >thinks Cinemaphile's direct interaction with media has influence over it's value
            homosexual this board loves Primal so much that we don't want to shit up the place with pointless threads that only attract contrarian mouth breathers that scream about one female character dooming the show's direction and other off topic bullshit. If you're so desperate for positive feedback go to fricking reddit and finger your butthole there.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >that scream about one female character doo
              Nobody cares at all that she’s a woman you disingenuous homosexual. It’s what the character represents. And it turns out they were right.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >what the character represents
                homosexual sapiens interbreeding with and assimilating homosexual neanderthalensis?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There were like 2-3 threads, tho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who is paying you, and where are you actually from?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The cartoon industry is fricking dead since 2008, I'm going back to video games where the talent and money is at. Vidya has a shit ton of indie artists, meanwhile cartoons barely have Vivziepop.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's some bad damage control if I had ever seen one.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It is?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I watch it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there's been a few threads

      HBO Max

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >A fifth of the video is just [as] jerking the show off
    Earned, but frick, we don't need that in a 1 minute trailer
    Trailer is otherwise good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can only do that much with "Conan but with Dinosaurs" in a trailer.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop saying no one is talking about it. You miss every thread and that's your own damn fault.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I usually shit on Cinemaphile for ignoring shows like this but it was actually discussed you just didn't see it

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We Watched the Leak 4 days ago. your to slow OP.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    homie we have literally had 3-4 threads in the past 36 hours
    you must be blind

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >vikings
    >aztecs
    >assyrians
    Did I miss anyone? Holy frick there are a lot of human civilizations out there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not just one civilization but multiple ones
      >no more man inna woods kino
      I was right all along Mira was a sign of awful things to come. Why would I be hyped about all of my worst fears coming true?

      It’s awful.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dumbass, Primal is looking like its tackling the three basic conflicts (probably one per season)
        >Man vs Nature
        >Man vs Man
        >Man vs Society
        I am fully prepared for three seasons of pure conflict kino.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Man vs Society
          >Not Man vs Self
          >Not Man vs God
          No, this does not excite me

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Not Man vs God
            Are you blind?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm just going by Anon's post.
              I know that's Man Vs. God, I just think the idea that season 2 is Man vs Man which leads to Man Vs. Society is stupid.
              Man Vs. Society in a show like this would be a waste compared to superior Man Vs. X stories it could tell. And if we go by that anon's idea, we'd be going from Man Vs. God to Man Vs Society, which is a pretty big fricking downgrade in my opinion.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I agree that Man vs. Society would really pull back on the show's reigns, and that kind of simplistic progression is certainly possible as

                It happened to Jack, nothing is impossible

                pointed out; season three, should it ever happen, could wind up as some weak commentary on civilization. That said, everything looks good so far, so I am optimistic about the show. If it does go off the rails and ends on a flaccid note I'll be disappointed, but I'll be thankful for the stuff we got.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm optimistic too. But then, I also didn't entirely hate the latter half of the last season of Samurai Jack even if it did kind of fizzle out.
                I guess I'm just a guy with weird standards and have weird places where I draw the line.
                But here's hoping Primal ends on a high note when it does end. Honestly the existence of season 1 is already good enough for me that they'd have to REALLY frick it up noticeably harder than Samurai Jack for it to ruin the experience for me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the final season of samurai jack only suffered for being THE final seasons. If Genndy got 2 seasons to finish it, it might have been better, but he got 1 so he crammed everything he wanted into it. It wasn't terrible, but not great. Primal Season 1 will forever be pure, unfiltered kino.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's one thing that I hate seeing. Shows that clearly had more potential but were too constrained and had to rush themselves to any conclusion they can since the ALF gambit doesn't exactly have the best history of working out. Case in point, its namesake.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You really think, given what season one was like, that season two is suddenly going to be some talky drama with action pushed to the periphery? I know modern entertainment can't stop patting itself on the back for "exploring profound ideas" that amount to nothing more than shallow moralizing, but I can at least give Primal the benefit of the doubt.

                dumbass, Primal is looking like its tackling the three basic conflicts (probably one per season)
                >Man vs Nature
                >Man vs Man
                >Man vs Society
                I am fully prepared for three seasons of pure conflict kino.

                Complete shill. have a nice day

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe the devil is God

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Conanlet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Those were celts, anon.

      >not just one civilization but multiple ones
      >no more man inna woods kino
      I was right all along Mira was a sign of awful things to come. Why would I be hyped about all of my worst fears coming true?

      It’s awful.

      >muh unga bunga
      Frick you, this is the closest we're getting to Conan kino that isn't watered down to reach "wider audiences." We already had a witches' coven with actual magic, now it's the primeval gods of humanity with sorcerer kings leading sprawling empires. I'm not sure what kind of homosexual turns their nose up to authentic pulp adventure, but you must be a special kind of tasteless moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he lives in fear (as do I) that we will no longer have silent episodes punctuated with animal screams, but rather CONVERSATIONS.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >CONVERSATIONS
          In... Lebanese, was it?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lebanese Arabic to be specific

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You really think, given what season one was like, that season two is suddenly going to be some talky drama with action pushed to the periphery? I know modern entertainment can't stop patting itself on the back for "exploring profound ideas" that amount to nothing more than shallow moralizing, but I can at least give Primal the benefit of the doubt.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It happened to Jack, nothing is impossible

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based. I'm not saying the unga bunga wasn't good. And I hope we get more. But I'm excited for what's to come.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hell yeah. The first season was damn good on it's own, and if it ended there I would easily be satisfied, but Primal is offering the full breadth of pulp fun. The only thing that would remotely disappoint me is if they just ignore the existence of dinosaurs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >this is the closest we're getting to Conan kino that isn't watered down to reach "wider audiences
        I specifically didn’t want this you massive fricking homosexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sucks to suck, guess you should just kys.

          [...]
          [...]
          Complete shill. have a nice day

          >shill
          >for something I enjoy
          Yes. How does it feel being a b***h?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Those were celts, anon
        SPEAR CHUCKIN'

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          MONKEY TALKIN'

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It might go back to how one anon said how the place fang and spear are on is just a island in a bigger world

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched one episode of the first season, thought it was sorta cool and decided to come back to it later, never got the urge to do so.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dont, it’s decent but it’s dead in the water now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >season 2 starts
        >dead in the water

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if the turtle will teach him how to control life energy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's gonna ride the turtle

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Thursday July 21 midnight adult swim next day HBOMAX

    hmm so is this going to be like smiling friends were they drop the whole show at once on TV then put in on hbomax if so would be a kino watch party

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >SHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZ
    Don't converse with morons

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Spear will aquire a METAL spear
    I am more than down but I wonder if he'll still keep ol reliable

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ol reliable
      He makes new spears as needed from local materials. You can do that with stone age technology. He might keep the metal spear as a go-to weapon, but if he needs disposable spears for anything, he'll make them. He may also lose the metal spear at some point.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully the giant turtle isn't just there to job to the megalodon or whatever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Given the track record of anything that isn't the protagonists I fully expect it to be brutally mutilated shortly after establishing it as a gentle giant.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Genndy said that this season is "Super Heavy Metal-ish," so I guess we are going total pulp now. Maybe Spear BECOMES Conan.

    Almost all we're missing at this point is for Spear to pick up a sword and yell "By Crom!".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think he's gonna just start talking
      Maybe will do one word answers like Caesar in planet of the apes
      Can't wait for someone to make a image of Spear saying pogges

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would be ok with Spear becoming Conan. Sounds awesome.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people complaining about the loveletter to Frank frazzetta turning to pulp fantasy

    Are you people moronic?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God damnit Cinemaphile
    I was super excited to see a Primal thread for the first time in months
    and in every single FRICKING ONE, you morons keep devolving it into pointless feuds and shittiness
    still love ya tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Love you too, gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It happens
      Modern internet has made people jaded and bitter on every site

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kinda tired of only having half naked and stupid white male protagonist in animation.
    western media really could use with some mens right activists countering the feminist normative

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like cve,man

  20. 2 years ago
    Bushy

    People don't discuss it on Cinemaphile because it's ACTUALLY good so it's boring for Cinemaphile.

    Thankfully they added a woman recently so gay ass Cinemaphile has a reason to be pissed about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A bit of a blessing that it doesn't have so much traction because then we'd get the real morons in here shitting up the thread

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this season gonna do the thing where we are given five episodes this year and then have to wait for the others?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Negative. Weekly cavekino until September, baby!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do we know how many episodes?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          10 again

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    By rights the second season should have a new name, "Barbaric", changing the name of the show isn't realistic.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will there be more ooking?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    100% not trolling, but does the show get better as it goes along?

    I fricking adore Genndy's stuff, but the start of Primal was cringey. The death of the families was so unabashedly edgy I was laughing until I realized it was meant to be taken seriously. I got as far as the fight with the river snakes and dropped it. No consistency in the terrain, the visual continuity or the threadbare characterizations.

    Is there a legit good Genndy series in there? Or are we so starved for adult animation in the West we cling to anything?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you just got shit taste and don't understand nuance storytelling

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The son looks like Charlie Brown getting hit off the pitcher's mound as he gets eaten. That's not tragic. That's hysterical.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As I said, shit taste and doesn't understand nuance storytelling
          If you're gonna complain about it, at least understand what you're talking about

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >anything about that scene
            >nuanced
            You got me good, ya frickwaffle. Here's your >you

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Good now frick off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I think River of Snakes is the worst episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Filtered.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The death of the families was so unabashedly edgy I was laughing until I realized it was meant to be taken seriously.
      That's the single most important event which establishes the "primal" atmosphere. Being a human being isn't special in any way. Spear's family get eaten just beause the animals were bigger than them.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Spear actually stays Primal instead of turning into King Conan.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I actually would like to see him evolve to be a stronger fighter using a sword

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not watching the trailer, why would I want to spoil this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fair, but it doesn't spoil much. The ending of season 1 already revealed Spear would be interacting with civilized humans.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He fricked up Samurai Jack so he'll probably frick this up too. Still, I'll watch.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is the turtle based on a real extinct giant turtle or just a generic giant turtle?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There’s nothing really like this
      Sure extra big turtles existed at one point but this is obvious fantasy like the bats and spiders

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Archelon was big but it was a sea turtle. Not that big though.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rape is why

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