This shit is absolutely mega turbo ultra cancelled. The pilot was the biggest success the network had had in years and was picked up instantly. Now it’s been two years since Season 1 and there’s fricking NOTHING
This shit is absolutely mega turbo ultra cancelled.
Errmmm... what the heckle?
errmmm what the spruce put the henny in my juice
The only thing I’m confused about is why it’s dead. It had everything going for it.
see
there's a writer's strike going and it has no end in sight
Yeah but smiling friends shouldn't be affected by that, I'm pretty sure that they're neither a part of the screen actors guild or the writers guild. Pretty sure they pretty much made this series the same way they do their youtube animations, only they were given the budget of a show to do it.
Michael cusack is part of the writers guild.
Ah, I wasn't aware of that. Well that explains it, yeah they're fricked at the moment. Don't get me wrong, I hope the writers win out, even if I think most of them are obnoxious virtue signalling hedonists who can't write their way out of a wet paper bag. Worker solidarity and all that.
homie frick solidarity, they don't give a frick about any other workers.
Writers are literally what is killing animation you dumbass. We need real cartoonists not hacks that couldn't make it live action.
Michael Cusack is writer's guild so even though Smiling Friends itself isn't union, it still got fricked over by the strike. Certain non-union shows just let their union writers go to keep production going (Teen Titans Go as a notable example) but Cusack is too big a part of Smiling Friends to try that.
The timespan was still off even before the union.
Michael is working on 2 of his own shows independently of Smiling Friends so of course it's going to take some time.
You can never count on anyone
it's been renewed for season 2 relax
Titan Maximum all over again.
Is there ANY Adult Swim show that consistently cranks out a season every year?
6 15 min episodes with no shading or line work? That's "cranking"?
Oh so you didn’t watch it and don’t know what you are talking about, got it.
Rick and Morty.
ironic given the wait between seasons 2 and 3.
>oh oh okay uh I'm sorry. Well I uh...
How much more of this shit do you need?
One or two more seasons.
>the biggest success
do burgers really?
LOL SCREAMING
LOL JUMPCUTS
LOL IMPROV THAT GOES ON FOR WAY TOO LONG WITH NO PAY OFF
All of those things are funny
>our show is so much better than that evil nihilistic Rick and Morty
>now check out my sick improv bro
>urp nothing matters morty, be depressed, frick your sister
>there are things worth smiling about
>people eat shitty food and play video games to escape their bad lives
>errrrrmmmmm muh dopamine
>give into hedonism because life is bad and meaningless
>overcome your worst impulses because life is good and worthwhile
>born into rich family
>life..... LE GOOD!
>born poor with shit genetics and noone ever love you
>you are..... LE DOPAMINE ADDICT!
>I am poor so I should spend my life doing ... LE DRUGS!
rich or poor, one must make meaningful life-affirming choices
nta but you can make meaningful life-affirming choices and still end up dissatisfied with life. Even rich as frick celebrities, politicians and athletes can suffer from depression and struggle with addiction. If life was fair everyone would be going to therapy and everybody would have an equal opportunity to do things in life that pleases them but poor people understandably struggle getting these things more than rich affluent people.
thats true but this guy is using it as cope to justify his day long goon sessions and spending his entire paycheck on onlyfans and discord "girls"
You dont know who that person is and this entire argument started because of
>LOL SCREAMING
>LOL JUMPCUTS
>LOL IMPROV THAT GOES ON FOR WAY TOO LONG WITH NO PAY OFF
How do you read "this guy has day long goon sessions and spends his money on onlyfans" from that?
Bear in mind that this is my first time browsing Cinemaphile in a while so im not as inured in whatever storyline is developing in this board as you are
then lurk more newhomosexual. Also I do know who that person is
prove you know who that is then, otherwise this is just one huge cope from somebody who needs to follow his own advice and do anything other than shit that makes him feel worse.
Hes my roommate. I saw him post that on his laptop
Rich people like that aren't making genuinely good choices. Celebs and athletes are always mentally fricked because despite their wealth they live like degenerates to the same degree as some mopey channer. There really isn't ultimately much difference between fricking prostitutes you have no feelings for and jacking off to porn or between spending all of your money on coke and expensive shit and spending all of your money on weed and anime merch.
It's all empty, dopamine-chasing behavior. Look at the rich people who are truly happy and the poor people who are truly happy and you'll see commonalities. It's about working toward longterm happiness through family, genuine friendships, personal and/or artistic achievement, and whatever kind of spirituality works for you.
>The measure of a man is how well he hides his demons
Cute justification for being a fat addict slob who whines on a children's cartoon forum about how hard their (seemingly very easy and blessed) life is all day.
And you are a dude who likes to climb into pigstys so you can tell all the little piggies that they are living in sin rather than doing something productive with yourself lmao
I'm a pretty happy guy with a longterm partner, a secure job that lets me live comfortably, fulfilling hobbies, and an active social life. I'm here because I like comics and a few cartoons and I'm saying what I'm saying because I used to be one of the pigs in the pigsty before I realized you can just stop eating slop and rolling in shit and make choices that will (not immediately, but eventually) make you genuinely happy in a way that consumption and escapism never will. All of us are capable of making it.
anon, you are still a pig in the pigsty
I'm just visiting 🙂
you wanta be turned into bacon lil piggy
>born poor with shit genetics and noone ever love you
lmfao looga this poor ass homie with no friends
ugly as hell too might I add
I was born into a household under the poverty line, I'm ugly, balding, and I have mental problems and I still have a hot gf, active social life, good job, and generally happy life because I make an effort rather than wallowing in self pity getting stoned, eating McDonalds 4 times per day and jerking off to cartoon children.
Ah a druggie. No wonder
this. i'm convinced the average age here is 14
this show sucks dick
I loved season 1, had a great time. If it gets a second season of the same tone and with the same creative control eventually, cool. If there's any hit to those factors, I'd rather it be one and done.
Ok let's play word games. It's exclusively damaging, negative habit forming and damages your diamine pathways so you're generally on edge and dissatisfied. It causes a problem and gives 'relief' in the form of a brief relieve from the distress of the breaks in between sessions.
>It's exclusively damaging, negative habit forming and damages your diamine pathways so you're generally on edge and dissatisfied. It causes a problem and gives 'relief' in the form of a brief relieve from the distress of the breaks in between sessions.
prove it, dipshit
i don’t mean link me an article of some Mormon-sponsored psych saying what you’re saying, i mean document and recreate the results yourself and explain your methodology
otherwise, have a nice day
Why bother, you think everyone is out to get coomers as you’ve shown multiple times when someone provides a link.
The only thing that leaves me on edge and dissatisfied if your mother whenever she brings the dog into the room.
Why would they be friends with porn artists and sexual deviants if they were neopuritans?
because they were friends before Chris got knee-deep in his anti-porn psychosis and there’s a sunk-cost fallacy/reputation element keeping them together? Chris isn’t even able to openly talk shit about people he HAS disconnected with aside from that time he took a crypto-potshot at Mick’s power move thing. What makes you think he’d do it to someone he hasn’t?
They're not puritans, they're just smart enough to understand that pornography has more cons than pros, as any normal adult should know. I don't get why morons here are making them seem to be bigger Boogeyman than they are, it's pathetic..
>pornography has more cons than pros
man i guess all those extremely successful porn artists who draw amazing finished art 5x a week and never experience any cognitive decline are just slowly killing themselves and anyone who follows them. i’m sure that as the decade goes on we’ll see more and more of them start to break down and convert to your side
lol
meds, now.
lmao please most NSFW and porn artists can only draw like 2 or 3 things a month and they either make bank or they still have to get a wagie job because they gotta compete with literally thousands of other artists following the same trend and that's not accounting for how 99% of them are depressed and take constant mental health breaks
unironically being a [POPULAR THING ON INTERNET] Artist doesn't actually guarantee success, it just depends on if you were already friends with the popular people
Be ronin as frick when it comes to art
>t. Neopuritan
you smell like semen and others know but won't tell you
I've indeed seen this with many other artists, and is funny how nsfw has become an stable income for me since I take it as what it is, a job, I focus on my commission work, usually 10-12 pieces a month, and work on non porn related projects and study gastronomy to keep my mind off trendchasing and coomer rot.
you're one of the good ones anon
You said it yourself, they're morons
We get it dude, you love porn
And both Zach and Chris love gore and snuff.
it was probably really expensive. apparently they actually drew that shit themselves, wasn't even koreans
yeah zach drew every icon lil critter goblin creature oogly scoogly sussy wuppy character himself
I'm hoping Season 2 is taking longer than Season 1 did because there are more episodes, but I don't know if that's the case.
>Neopuritan show made by a religious person who thinks porn is evil
Hadel? I've heard him say that looking at porn might be bad for your brain, and that he observed that beating off too much made him feel bad.
acting like a puritan housewife from the 1950s is the new punk rock
Zach has barely been on OneyPlays this year, so I can only hope that's because he's been busy working on Season 2. He was barely there in 2021 before the show premiered in 2022, so there's a precedent.
The production is just going at a Venture Bros pace. People forget that this is Adult Swim we're talking about.
Why does this show cause people to freak the frick out over porn addiction?
it's one obsessed schizo
One thing that unites all people who spend way too much time online regardless of their politics is crippling porn addiction and they're both extremely sensitive about it and used to other folks online rushing to their side when they insist that there's no possible downside to jerking off to increasingly bizarre and extreme porn several times per day.
?t=741
i want to see the chart
There you have it.
Did anyone find the demon in Desmond's house yet?
Considering the CEO of Studio Yotta (the studio that's animating the show) was hiring for two very specific positions back in August makes it seem like they're still working on it
Shit, forgot to attach the job listing
porn is evil thou, just own up to it instead of denying it
porn should not exist but it does
The human brain should also be outlawed since sexual fetishes come from the mind
It'll be out when it's out, it'll be out when it's out.
And we like that, we like that very much.
This thread is made by a schizo diaperfur who thinks hollywood is infiltrated by a cabal of Cromwell-worshipping puritans, just a reminder
It doesn't seem to be working out very well for them considering how christhomosexualry is on the decline.
Funny how you censored the actual reason for them not becoming pastors which is them not wanting to associate with the current political clown machine
and so is western civilisation. funny that
And the number of pirate ships has also gone down, curious.
Not at all. The globohomos may have stifled Somalia's proud corsair culture, but oil tanker piracy is booming in our brother nation Nigeria. And of course SE Asian pirates never truly died out, even if they have declined. Piracy is alive and here to stay, no matter how hard landlubbers and scurvy dogs try to kill it.
Wait, so you're saying we need more pirates to stave off western decline?
Precisely anon. The fate of the West is tied to the piracy industry of Somalia, the Gulf of Guinea, the Barbary Coast, the Carribeans, Scandinavia, the Strait of Malacca, Sulu Sea, Celebes Sea, the Singapore Straits, Korea, Southern Japan, Western Turkey, the Irish Channel, Colombia and Mexico. The US of A should stop funding israelites and start funding the descendants of Blackbeard, Levasseur and Ragnar Lothbrok
I see no flaws in your reasoning.
Why do you guys still consistently give the neopuritan homosexual (You)s and let him derail every thread
Silly anon, he hasn't derailed any threads. This is his thread. He killed off any discussion about this show and when he realized nobody wanted to make a thread because they were tired of him shitting it up he just goes and makes his own threads that start out innocuous and once he's got people in them he posts shit like this
. He is OP and he planned this
I don't enjoy this new generation of posters who use entire shows as a tripcode and drive off any discussion to jerk themselves off as "crazy unhinged epic schizo autists" in a desperate, attention whoring bid for e-fame. Why don't mods ever do anything about it? Just permaban them. They don't contribute anything of worth to the board, just bait, flame wars and samegayging. What would we lose if "neopuritangay" got permabanned? Seriously? I'm waiting for the day we get our own /vt/ moment of some astroturfer getting publicly revealed.
If bans actually meant anything they'd already be gone, problem is when you're this dedicated to shitposting nothing will stop you and nowadays we have large swaths of people on Cinemaphile that are just trying to become boogeymen
If these people were being banned, they wouldn't be making daily threads. If they really were banned, then they are evading their bans, so they'd be nuked on sight as soon as they post like perigay is. They are being allowed to post freely.
You put too much faith in our moderation
you take that back right this instant our moderation team are selfless hard working patriots who dont even get paid for this thankless job and you ungrateful bastahd that you are you are slandering them
good point, frick chespin however
Cinemaphile is entirely fricking unusable at this point because of several recognizable schizo homosexuals who do nothing but derail threads on given topics. And the mods refuse to do anything about them.
Technically other people start it first, schizos are just defending themselves
Oh it really has been two years what the frick
uhmm OP, Hollywood is on strike or something
Sorry it doesn't have a coomer bait characters like Loona or Lois Lane
I never watched this show. Am I correct in assuming the anti-porn message is a rather benign "hey, maybe having your hand on your dick 24/7 could be unhealthy" and autists just can't handle even the mildest criticism of their lifestyle?
Why is that the only thing people talk about when they talk about this show? Why is this show such a hotbed for political takes nobody but young men care about?
>Why is that the only thing people talk about when they talk about this show?
This entire discourse was astroturfed by 1 guy who desperately wanted to be known as a Cinemaphile schizo. This is his idea of leaving his "legacy" or mark on the world. Derailing cartoon threads.
This cartoon has attracted the attention of one very dedicated autist who never sleeps, ensuring that every thread eventually devolves into people telling him to frick off, which he never does.
This happens to literally every show on Cinemaphile, by the way.
It didn't used to be like this.
>This cartoon has attracted the attention of one very dedicated autist who never sleeps, ensuring that every thread eventually devolves into people telling him to frick off, which he never does.
>This happens to literally every show on Cinemaphile, by the way.
I see this happen a lot. Why do people do this? What's the end goal?
same stupid reason that every board has for being shitty, Cinemaphile isnt a place for normal people
It means attention, regardless of it being negative, and even an extremely minor kind of "fame" if you're crazy and dedicated enough. For some broken people that is enough.
Yeah I think this is the motivation for most people who try to be more than just another anon. Nobody who isn't deeply lonely IRL is going to be using Cinemaphile as their space for socializing.
I have a theory as to who the "triggered neopuritan whiner" is
well?
He writes just like that guy who pitched that really shitty schizo show to Zach and Adult Swim during one of those livestreams where random people call in to pitch.
Just a theory with nothing to back it up but it would explain motive, the pitch had this weird religious angle as I recall and the way they type here
compared to the episode synopsis in the pitch bible is very similar.
Is there a link to that livestream or a document about the pitch or something cuz you mightve cracked the code
There's zero real evidence supporting it but frick would that be funny.
You know what, you may have a point. Some autist getting buckbroken because his pitch was politely rejected and going on a crusade against his former idol is definitely plausible
I like this theory. headcannon is a go. if nothing else this should be great fodder to annoy this fricking guy
>NUMBERS. WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
>A CHRISTIAN APOCALYPSE!
>A TOWN IN JAPANESE PENNSYLVANIA
That autistic pitch genuinely sounded like one of ~~*guy*~~s blog posts. Although this is probably reaching
every single thread about this show for nearly a year was derailed by a moron and when people got bored of the show since it was having no updates for a while he just went ahead and started making his own smiling friends threads which were just stealth threads for him to parrot his nonsense. You can search for smiling friends in the archives they all start out with a variation of the sentence in OP and then 5 posts in you get something like this
None of these threads are genuine its just the same moronic bullshit rinse and repeat
There's literally nothing about porn in the show, they're just mad that Zach has said basically the same thing you did on OneyPlays. There's one scene where a character is smoking weed and gaming and ordering fast food and they just say this might not be a route to happiness, which I think hit too close to home for a lot of people here.
There is not a single reference to pornography in the show. If you don't believe then watch it yourself. Its only six or seven episodes.
How do you filter this moron then?
He usually spergs out if you post this
but it seems he hasnt checked the thread for a while
Dude, nobody but him would ever repost his fricking graph. Stop talking about yourself in third person you desperate prostitute.
Here he is, sperging out because people can see his actual arguments beneath all the bullshit and obfuscations and word-twisting and mental gymnastics
Holy shit, you went full metaschizo
>goes metaschizo
>calls others a metaschizo
The way you people exploit Cinemaphile's anonymity is frustrating and kind of a paradox. It's almost foolproof because it's so easy to paint anyone who gets tired of your bullshit and says something about you as "the REAL schizo" or some loser stalker, and offloading your name on random posters so you don't actually have to shitpost or risk bans is efficient albeit lazy, but you guys are in an awkward limbo of desired fame.
Anyone who does actually know you or recognize your posts won't go along with your narrative.
Anyone who could fall for your narrative doesn't even know who you are, and don't recognize when you post. You might as well be Anonymous to them. If you try to explain to them, the former will butt in to correct you.
Lose-lose. It should be apparent how pointless this is from how hard you have to samegay your narrative about yourself in every thread. The people who know you just call you an attention prostitute bullshitter, the people who don't know you don't even realize there's a "schizo" posting in the first place, they can't recognize you. There is 0 point to this.
For someone to notice board schizos, they have to be glued to this place 24/7. Like me. Therefore they'll see everything you post from the day you start spamming and know you faked your history. Anyone not glued to this place, who could believe your faked history, won't know who you are or what your posts look like. You can't really get fame (outside of your own samegayging).
>IM NOT THE SCHIZO
>YOU ARE THE REAL SCHIZO
Every single word you said applies to yourself. Why are you so upset about the graph? What offends you about it? This is what you are actually saying, just without the bullshit and needless crap that you always do. Are you upset that whenever this gets posted people stop arguing with you because they've come to realize what a moron you are and don't see the point in continuing to engage with you?
Again, it should say something that your only form of damage control is admitting you astroturfed yourself for nothing. Even then, you still can't resist pretending anyone but you remotely cares about the graph.
I'm aware you're just baiting me to squeeze as many (You)s as you can, that's what's so effective about this meta kind of trolling. It exploits that autistic need to set the record straight, especially in a culture where being an oldgay and knowing your board history are seen as badges of honor. There was a metaschizo troll who used to barge into threads at random and accuse OP and half the posters of being 1 samegay schizo switching IPs, pretending this "schizo" had been doing this for years, that everyone on Cinemaphile who's not a newbie recognizes "him", and for everyone to hide and report "him". This got tons of reactions and people would link tbharchive over and over trying to prove him wrong when he didn't care and would keep doing it anyway. People get annoyed and frustrated when people say things that are obviously incorrect, it's why normies get so buttblasted by flat earthers existing, hell it's the core methodology behind trolling/baiting as a whole. Even your "as you always do" is exactly what he said, like you all follow the same handbook.
I know no insult will ever get people like you to stop, you thrive on (You)s so this is your last one from me, you can spin your narrative into the void. I'm more bored than annoyed by now, though my posts probably do seem very overblown and schizophrenic because it lacks all of the context of how long you've been doing this, how obsessive and loud you are, and how often I decide to let it go and not reply as it's not worth it.
>my posts probably do seem very overblown and schizophrenic
No, they seem like that because they are. You have no problem with these rinse and repeat threads yet when the schizo chart is shown so everybody can see whats really going on it strikes a nerve.
These full length essays you keep posting are infinitely more schizo than anything else in this thread man
I jerk off once a day out of habit, but when I get horny I usually blow like 5 loads a day. I never jerk to irl porn though, but I dont really see how it matters. This whole anti-porn thing really got blown out of proportion. Whenever I see people posting anti-porno stuff they always say pron creates "unrealistic body standards"; when women say this, it means they have small breasts, when men say this, it means they have small dicks. Either way, I think you guys need to find a healthier way to cope with the fact that you're not packing, instead of telling other people what they should and shouldnt do with their own genitals, in fact of course.
Of course what?
>I drink every day and get blasted every time I'm sad
>I think this alcoholism thing is blown way out of proportion
Jerking off doesnt poison your liver
It poisons your brain.
What
said. jerking off without porn in moderation is healthy, but porn is half the reason mfs in their 20s have ED, completely warped sexuality, and a worldview where they think every woman is an evil prostitute seeking BBC. You know normal people can tell you have this habit right? You can spot it in behavior and often literally smell it.
SO BRAVE!!! SO TRUE!!! YOU TELL EM PAL, YOU SHOW THESE PRUDE PURITANS AND MICRODICK MONKS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!!! DONT LET THE HATERS GET TO YA KING!!!
Porn is not mentioned in the show even once. Why are you even bringing this up?
I wish porn and weed addicts were as cool as alcoholics and would just be like "Hell yeah brother" when people pointed out they obviously had a problem instead of writing a essay about why getting stoned and busting to hentai all day is actually totally healthy and you're a neopuritan prude if you think otherwise.
frick off Travis
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Yes, I'm Mormon and yes, I have a furry bara fetish that disgusts me.
Why are porn gays so sensitive?
theyve rubbed themselves so many times that the fricking skin has fallen off and even brushing against the fabric of their pants causes them unimaginable agony
If I stop jerking off can I sniff a girl's butt?
No, you have to sign up with the town rapist guild. Usually they already have one assigned to your town so you might have to kill him as well to get a vacancy
I think the show is fine. Nothing more than that. Some good bits and jokes mixed in there but clearly the funniest episode was the pilot.
What I don't understand is the cult of personality around the show. I am no way familiar with the OneyPlays or Sleepycabin stuff, but most of you gays are fricking weird.
aint nuthin wrong with bein a cultist buckaroo its a fine job nuthin wrong with that
>Funny
>Edgy
>Still manages to have good messages
Why is smiling friends bad?
It's not. This board is just reflexively contrarian.
All he said (in some interview somewhere) was that he used to edge and goon for like 5 hours at a time, and it was really unproductive. Which makes logical sense.
Its a really strange soundbyte to latch onto and start this whole crusade over.
Edging Increases your psychik abilities. Nice try though.
my point is, if you have important things to do and you spend 7 hours gooning.... oops your day is gone. Thats objectively true and I think the only time he mentioned it.
I forget which podcast, it was sometime around season 1 coming out I think.
>he thinks cultivating powers is a waste of time
The Ant scene from the pilot is the funniest scene in the whole show.
Hello Zach
Hello my boy.
The fact that Zach's been on Oneyplays more often means that season 2 is dead in the water. He's probably under an NDA right now to not say anything.
That means season 2 is done and coming soon.
Zach was only on the Forspoken gameplay. He hasn't been seen since. He's probably going to be in BoneyPlays though.
Can’t wait to hear the bitterness in his voice from dealing with the writers and animators.
Why hasn’t he been fired yet
he's blackmailed the execs obviously
Heard he might make an appearance in RoneyPlays
Niggyplays*
Mickyplays
Samboplays*
Yiddishplays?
Scholomoplays*
Porchmonekyplays*
There’s some kinda smugness that radiates from this show and its creator. I personally dislike it.
Is this some fricking copypasta or meme cuz I swear Ive seen this exact post word for word more then once before
it's just true, zach seems like the type of person who looks down on other people, I wouldn't be surprised if he tortured animals when he was a youngster
You're an ant beneath my boot and you always will be.
YOU ARE A HILLBILLY YOU ARE A FRICKING HILLBILLY
surprise surprise, no one wants to work with an obnoxious neopuritan homosexual so the show had to be canceled. zach has secretly already been fired and also nikki dumped him.
>people suddenly pretend they were fans of the creator for years
There's literally nothing that would indicate that it's cancelled. You're just impatient.
Based, go to Cinemaphile if you want to complain about this shit
They also took way too long to release the blurays
I got mine and the extra stuff is great but they should've released this thing this time LAST year
Is Charlie the most well written gay character in the history of modern cartoons?
lol
lmao
That's hilarious.
>Every single Smiling Friends thread is centered around one autist.
Barneygay taught everyone that you can destroy any thread you dislike if you are loud and persistent enough, at a certain point you won't even have to derail the threads yourself since you'll have an army of fanboys spreading your word.
So basically if you ever encouraged Barneygay in any way you are responsible for all the schizos we have today.
>Steven and his gang of chads have managed to satisfy everyone thanks to their dicks. Smiling Friends went out of business; Mr. Boss killed himself in despair!
>It sucks that we're out of a job and our boss committed game over but…hey, at least there's little to no moms around here! No cuck shed and Nintendo Switch for us!
>Gee, aren't you fellas just damn lucky?
>Hey man, you getting cucked was a long time coming. It was going to happen with or without Steven, Finn, Marco, and Dipper.
>I walked right into that one…
>Jerry being pathetic for the umpteenth time aside, what are we going to do for a job? Smiling Friends isn't something you train for and none of us have any skills. We may have to go into the escort or mime service.
>I believe I can help you with that. See as a turns out, me and my pals are in the market for some cuck wranglers.
>Pipokoto?
>Yes my small friend, cuck wranglers. When you frick enough milfs, you naturally gather enough cucks. You need to feed them söylent, fix their Switch if it's broken after a temper tantrum, change their chastity cages, fit them for their cat ears and stockings, make sure they don't groom minors on Discord, limit their intake on Marvel movies and read them Jordan Peterson before bed.
>Me and the boys are too busy to attend to them and Greg, our mentor and supervisor, already has his hands full. So we need fellows like you to keep the cucks in line.
>How much does it pay?
>You get paid seven dollars an hour! It also comes with a boat load of benefits like watching us frick our harem from a closet, keeping their soaked panties and drinking their used bath water.
>Also dental if you're into that stuff.
>Wow this is already better than our old job! We'll take your offer Mr. Pines!
>Pack your stuff guys; the Smiling Friends are now officially the Cuck Wranglers!
Thats not how Alan speaks thats out of character
Coomer here, please understand that this schizo goober has nothing to do with us
>and now the striking tv writers are rping
Alright, I'm gonna bounce.
I always knew the SF writers lurked here. Doesn’t surprise me they’re into cuck shit.
Porn has actively enabled trafficking of children and adults, so it doesnt just affect your brain pajeet homosexual
>that smelly neopuritangay is just in schizo denial about the truth everyone can see but him!!”
>one sentence long post reading “there exists a problem”
>AUUGHDTHGOBDDGJN FRICKING PORN ADDICT PEDO LOOK AT THESE STATS I FOUND ON DEFINITELYNOTRELIGIOUS DOT COM LOOK THE DSM SAYS VIDEO GAME ADDICTION IS A REAL DISORDER YOU KNOW EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK YOU HAVE NO SELF CONTROL KYS KYS AIIEEEE
Why are you replying to yourself?
You saw it during ms. Cinemaphile. Anytime a legit contender for the title started ranking up the usual morons started calling everyone pedos and pushed the “safe” picks to win.
This place has a serious problem and no one is brave enough to call it out.
>nearly a week later
>he's still seething
Wuya won.
Fang won.
e-girl and MILFs lost
>Wuya* won.
>Fang* won.
>Furshit should be banned
Sex with Charlie!
Why are Smiling Friends threads like this?
There is nothing of value to talk about this show besides eceleb drama and schizo shit. Newground animators are a blight on the industry.
This. Why isn't there a vetting process to keep them out of the industry?
So people who hate the show are industry nepo babies that hate that someone from the outside got in. Got it.
Lol what? More like internet fanbases don’t equal quality. You homosexuals have a persecution complex.
okay who told the hollywood interns about this site?
>he must be hollywood intern!!!
>he said mean thing about based Reddit man
Quite the intellect on you.
This homie enjoys getting spread wide and having goyslop fill him up, why dont you go and watch Rick and Morty or Family Guy? No evil neopoo newgrounders there
Lol can’t help your little internet man and his autistic fanbase are the plague on the industry.
God imagine what an upswing the industry would be in without NG shitters
It’s never been the same since Chris became a diaper fur and spends half the week in his “GOON cave”.
Spud Mc'O'neil isnt a major creative on the show, you're thinking of Michael Kangaroosack
Michael israelitesack* he still a Contributor and still a Black person.
>jew
>australian
>Black person
okay which bad guy is he, he cant be all of them
>Cusack
>Australia
Nice try homosexual. That’s a israelite name and like typical israelite fashion, they have a susceptible Black person(Chris)
does anyone actually like this show or it only gets praised cause it's attached to some e-celebs
Nobody likes this show its all hatewatchers
It unironically made me appreciate Rick and Morty more.
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The absolute state of these threads.
Three weeks later
>Charlie, how's the cuck wrangling coming along? I've been hearing some not so nice things from the neighbors.
>This job fricking sucks! I can't fix this Nintendo system for shit, these "guys" keep breaking out of the shed, they keep taking off their chastity cages, I don’t know what they're doing on discord and twitter…it's a fricking mess!
>This is frustrating to hear. Normally the cucks aren't this full of testosterone; they must be shooting up HRT.
>Well Charlie it seems I have no choice but to bring out the big guns if we want to keep them in line. Commence Operation…Buck Breaker!
>…Alright but will we be paid for overtime?
>Ha ha! I've done it! I put everyone's semen in the food Dipper and Sharon will be having for dinner. She'll have to take me back after this!
>Oh hey it's the Cuck Wranglers, formerly known as the Smiling Friends. Listen, the new Pokémon game came out and even though it's complete bullshit me and the boys…uh, why are you locking all the doors and windows?
>Time to drop trow man.
>Oh no! You don't mean what I think you mean…
>DON'T MAKE ME RUIN THE BUTT PETE! I'M A WARRIOR!
>AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SAVE ME BROS!
>…And none of the cucks could sit down for a month once the wranglers were done.
>That's the story of how Charlie and his friends squashed the cuck uprising and how the betas learned to never question the superiority of alphas.
>The End.
Smiling Friends, which debuted January 9 on Adult Swim, is co-created by Michael Cusack and Zach Hadel. The show follows the employees of a small company dedicated to bringing happiness to a bizarre yet colorful world. Per Adult Swim, the Smiling Friends premiere was No. 1 amongst all ad-supported cable with T12-17, P18-24. P18-34, W18-24 and W 18-34 during its 12-1:45 a.m. time period. The block, excluding sports, also won among M18-34, M18-49 and M25-54.
Making cartoons takes a long time.
Months after the failed cuck uprising.
>Hey Charlie, hey Pim! How goes the cuck wrangling? Are the sissies behaving themselves?
>Boss…boss! You have to come see this ha ha ha! The cucks…the cucks…pfft ha ha ha ha!
>The cucks have started holding Sunday services within the cuck sheds. Check it out!
>Oh darn, I brought the King James Version instead of the New King James Version! Would any of you fellas care to trade?
>Got an extra NKJV for you Petey boy! We Fentons always strive to make good bible buddies.
>I heard the name James, ha ha! Getting down to business, where did we leave off last service? I believe we were at the lesson "Forgiving your enemies".
>Ah my favorite Bible verses. I truly believe our Lord wants us to turn the other cheek in the face of our enemies. After all, "the meek shall inherit the earth".
>Hey everyone, mind if I show off the new song I made for services?
>Our God is great, strong as the mountains~
>Our God is great, mighty as the waves~
>I was lost until I was shown his light~
>Saved from the darkness~
>Our God is great, our God, our God~
>Glam that was…fantastic! We should all get together and record a Christian album!
>Oh maybe we can compose a soundtrack for my new Christian cartoon! It's about apples teaching kids stories from the Bible.
>Look at this shit; the cucking and the bucking shattered their minds so throughly that they turned to Christianity!
>This is funnier than the time Rick turned himself into a pickle!
>Oh my god…this has to be the cringiest thing I've ever seen! And I have photos of all the cucks wearing diapers!
>This is truly hilarious; imagine worshipping an old sky fairy in modern day!
>Heh heh, yeah this is pathetic even for them.
>Hey Pim, how about we crash their gay Sunday session and buck break them again?
>Oooh! I'll bring out the ball gags and paddles!
>CHADS NO! NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAIN!
ITT: Fatherless behavior
>who thinks porn is evil
It's not evil but it's not necessarily "good" to always consume
You're preaching to a group who thinks puritanism is only bad when it stops them from saying the N-word
This! You fricks are such hypocrites; Puritanism in all forms is bad but it’s okay when it comes after porn.
It's like they were all hard-programmed to believe Puritanism is a "safe" cover for excusing or defending racism
Shows you how badly this board has deteriorated. Frick all you puritans.
How new are you?
I never watched the show and have always been an observer of its threads, I view the entire discourse through a lens of contempt
Gtfo newbie lol
Always means I've lurked them since the show began, you're claiming the show just aired this year by calling me that
>he thinks being here two years doesn't make him a newbie
Anon…
I know you're trying to egg me on into doing some stupid shooting or tragedy IRL, but it's kind of pointless.
Is that really what you think will make this show more popular?
Anon what the FRICK are you talking about? How did you get anyone trying to egg you on into doing a shooting from that?
Because it's the only thing that would make them stop their discourse for an extended period of time. It's the only thing that would make the show relevant enough to make them shut up
I don't understand your schizo rambling or why you think Smiling Friends fanbase is trying some weird discourse to get the show popular again.
>falling for the bait
It's clearly neopuritangay getting (You)s you morons.
The "discourse" is literally one schizo pushing his weird agenda, SF gays want nothing to do with any internet slapfights.
The fact that you don't understand what makes a newbie proves his point.
Also why are you lurking these threads if you've never watched the show?
What the frick are you on about?
Based Rebecca Sugar dabbing on these losers with her new album.
Total Neopuritan gay death
See
Why are smiling puritans that desperate to make their show popular?
Kys schizo
Why do you want to keep egging people on to commit a tragedy?
Why are you that desperate for your show to be relevant?
Babe wake up, it’s time to scare off the neopuritans
Didn't the angry video game nerd and vinny aliensauce confirmed that they went to LA for one weekend to do voice work for their season 2 cameos/EE's?
>He's posting cheesecake now
I mean.. alright, but at the same time, why does every porn artist use the same body type but slap on features of the original cartoon? Good on model art is so much better than most of this stuff.
Frick off normal gay.
Off model is the truest form of creativity.
Nah, creativity scale:
>Your own character in your own style
>Existing character in your style but has all of the recognizable features of the original character
>Existing character in original style, since some art styles is hard to make sexy but if you do manage to do it, bam.
>Existing character features slapped on same generic model drawn over and over again.
Simpsons are the worst for the last one.
It shows a lack of imagination or the ability to “play with your toys”. True autists can repurpose what they like and make them their own (see bleedman, coco’s bizarre adventures, Ms Cinemaphile RP, etc.)
I feel like you are conflating "autist" with "creativity" and implying Chris-chan is "creative" which is fricking horseshit.
How are autistics not creative? You sound like one those people who bullied people for their Sonic OCs
>Chris-Chan isn’t creative because…she just isn’t okay!?!
Reddit can’t leave fast enough
How is remixing existing characters into a mish mash of tropes "creative"?
If you have to ask that, you don’t belong here.
I like that she has the Apple logo on her womb, makes me think she's super into Steve Jobs
>JOBBED
Have you actually read her work? She explores a lot of complex ideas about metaphysics and the nature of reality.
Normies just don’t understand true creativity
>she
go back.
Go in deviant art cringe threads and what do you see? Crossovers, characters acting out of character and edgy, OCs that don’t fit the universe, etc.
No, it’s not the opposite. Chris-chan, the archetypal deep end, does not care about adherence to canon. People posting muscle or fat or feet or inflation… it goes on and on. Autists are the ones who can repurpose media with imagination, it’s the normalgays that sperg out when someone draws a girl with some booba.
the ones who beat off to anime are always weirder than the ones beating off to furries
context?
My main issue is that he draws pathetic people that are pretty much expies of his fans and friends. If zach was just some cartoonist who went from youtube to having his own show and kept to his principals the entire time this wouldn't bother me, but apparently zach was one of those newgrounds edgefest artists and had a podcast with fricking Striker and Shadman on it of all people.
??? how are you so up this dude's butthole yet were unaware of this
Is Zach still reading this thread? I would like him to create a spin-off show with Mr. Frog and The Bug.
Cute show God bless the creator
The smiling friends skitzo probably convinced more people that porn is bad than zach ever could.
Bravo for reverse psychology
That’s the point btw. Neopuritangay is literally an obsessed anti-coomer trying to get this board to hate the lewd side of fandom.
You said this in the ms. Cinemaphile threads and quite it just sounds like neopuritangay running optics
It’s just true. I know it’s true because half of his posts are near verbatim quotes from an argument we had years ago where I was the one calling him a neopuritan.
Source: Dude just trust me.
I’d rather not dig up my cringeposts from tbharchive because I’m certainly not blameless in this. My strong position on board culture basically created a monster and I really don’t feel good about it (especially because I actually think Smiling Friends is pretty good). I’m not asking to be believed, I’m just informing you of the true nature of the cancer. It is a multi-year autistic falseflag by a guy who absolutely hates lewd cartoons. Ironically, arguing against him gives him exactly what he wants.
It’s much easier to believe you if neopurtiangay didn't have a habit of making up stories about how he's a Barneygay tier autist who's been haunting the board for years. The fact that you keep bringing up anti-coomers and board culture makes people less inclined to believe you.
I don’t know how else to say it. I’m the guy that NPF is strawmanning. His language sounds like me because he came about by copying me.
You know we have archives right.
>I’d rather not dig up my cringeposts from tbharchive because I’m certainly not blameless in this.
Thankfully other people are autistic enough to do the job for you (plus you're anonymous, why should you care?). It seems that neopuritan was in a call to arms in a He-Man thread before talking here in November 2022. Before that it was mostly from fa/tg/uys that eventually spread to boards like /k/ and Cinemaphile. Not really seeing "your language" or anything copyable by you.
could you dig out the cringeposts for me? im fricking lazy as shit and underinformed about this particular brand of autism that the two of you have got brewing up.
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/Neopuritan/page/21/
This is where the He-Man posting started and where most of the Cinemaphile related neopuritan posts were. Before it blew up in 2022 it was mostly found on other boards.
>lewd cartoons
Theirs is where your story doesn't hold up.
1. Smiling Friends has nothing to do with anything lewd.
2. Neopuritangay his beef is with Zach and his supposed beliefs. It isn't even about the show or even cartoon porn all that much.
Assuming you're not making this up, you may have the wrong guy. Which is plausible since schizos like imitating each other.
Neopuritangay is older than Smiling Friends and I believe he only attached to Smiling Friends because it was an easy, popular target.
>he's doing it again
You will never be Barneygay
I warned you, that’s all I’ll say. Good luck and I’m sorry.
Oh frick off, you're just going to come back and attention prostitute some more. You couldn't even keep your stories straight in the ms. Cinemaphile threads.
It’s one story. I’m not trying to attention prostitute either. The reason I’ve spoken out recently is because I only just now realized who NPF is because I saw posts of mine from a year and a half ago being spammed. I don’t go to smiling friends threads so I actually didn’t know until now. I remember this autist specifically before he became a wannabe Barneygay.
I can’t be him, I’m an iphone gay. NPF has been an android user for months.
I guess it doesn’t really matter that much, but it’s so weird knowing the truth.
>I can’t be him, I’m an iphone gay. NPF has been an android user for months.
Both are you are igays; each threads have iphone image names in them, which again isn't helping your case.
Even if that wasn't the case.
>admitting to being a phone poster
>an itoddler at that
You should be permabanned for that alone.
Going by tbh he used to be one but switched to android. Look, it all stems back to ms Cinemaphile 2019. That’s where this started. He morphed into his current form in the wake of Fang in 2022. That’s when he picked up neopuritan.
>Going by tbh he used to be one but switched to android.
He's not the one that changed, certain iphones changed their file naming scheme.
Checking tbh, there was only ONE mention of neopuritan in 2019 on Cinemaphile and it was in an SU thread that had nothing to do with ms. Cinemaphile.
Interestingly enough, the word was rather rare and didn't pick up steam until the 2020s.
He used to be a prolific anti-lewd poster that I clashed with intermittently between 2019-2022 because I’m an autistic homosexual.
In 2022 he switched tactics and basically decided to become a strawman version of me. You won’t find neopuritan used much before he decided to pick it up. I think I might have used the word “neopuritanical” or “puritanical” in the thread that created this mess. Maybe “pilgrim” and “anti-coomer” too. From what I remember Frankie Foster was the OP? The Christian stuff is his own design, as is the smiling friends schizo shit.
I guess I’m just freaked about seeing old posts of mine being reposted in this way. It was wacky to realize the truth of a board schizo.
>Why go to Ms. Cinemaphile
Because that’s where I was when he posted one of my year old posts and I realized what was happening. I like Smiling Friends but don’t browse the threads at all so I never really saw what he was doing.
I have been known to lewd dump but I don’t think I would have posted lewd in a show thread unless I was really drunk. I don’t recall doing that.
>Because that’s where I was when he posted one of my year old posts and I realized what was happening.
Holy frick it is you. God you were such an annoying gay.
>I have been known to lewd dump but I don’t think I would have posted lewd in a show thread unless I was really drunk.
You claimed this exactly before going full mask off.
He also posted in a Danny Phantom mom thread lol.
I fully admit to being autistic. If my posts are the ones being quoted by him that should be obvious. The difference is I only went full autist a few times in a relevant thread (one specifically made for it). Neopuritangay apparently took my autism and forced it into a schizo identity and has been shitting up SF threads ever since. Sorry.
>I think I might have used the word “neopuritanical” or “puritanical” in the thread that created this mess.
Well putting that into tbharchive brings an iphonehomosexual posting shitty cheesecake so we're on the right track.
Weirdly if you go deeper, you'll find mooregay's posts too. I'm scared I might fall into a schizo rabbit hole.
Well I feel like I moron because I searched all four of those terms on tbharchive and couldn't find anything related to ms. Cinemaphile or this autist.
I did find all your cringy as frick posts…and a Gwenpool poster but I think that's unrelated.
>I’m not trying to attention prostitute either. The reason I’ve spoken out recently is because I only just now realized who NPF is because I saw posts of mine from a year and a half ago being spammed.
Going to different threads and claiming you're being stalked by some giga autist anti-coomer sounds like attention whoring.
>different threads
This would be the second one after ms Cinemaphile. I wanted to make smiling friends fans aware. I’m not interested in explaining what’s happening again.
Still threadS.
Pedantry aside I'm not sure what you're trying to warn us about exactly since we hate dude and not porn, plus why go to ms. Cinemaphile and not these threads to begin with?
Easy target how? There's nothing lewd outside the occasional gay anons.
Plus the gay has knowledge of Zach and his past posts specifically so this clearly isn't a random target.
You’re misunderstanding. By attacking a popular non-lewd show and making a huge fuss pretending to be an obnoxious coomer, he’s attempting to make people hate fans of lewd. That’s his game, that’s what he wants.
Sure it is neopurtiangay. This psyop (which you """accidentally""" started) is all the plot of the evil anti-coomers to get us to hate lewds.
Okay neopuritangay
I dont know whos israeliteing who anymore, but I for sure like Zach a lot less now that I know about his old podcasts. It really makes the shit he is saying now seem like one big cope after years of being a degenerate himself.
That's what people have been trying to say all this time! Almost as if people were trying to make a point.
Enough with this double reach around reverse psychology shit this has nothing to do with you
i guess you didnt watch any of them then
dude im not trying to sit down and listen to hours and hours of podcasts to try to sift out particular soundbytes incriminating him for being a hypocrite. I just dont have the autism in me for that much effort.
but you do tho
I’m sorry for accidentally creating this schizo.
t. Sindy
I know this is bait but what’s actually wrong with this? And I don’t mean the reasons why you disagree with it, but these people are clearly the minority and shows with that sort of message are in far fewer number than those without. So why can’t that just exist as an alternative? Does all media have to give the exact same message and stance on everything?
Hold up. Is the phonegay the same guy who FIRST started spamming cheesecake in an SF thread?
>He also posted in a Danny Phantom mom thread lol.
Please don't tell me…Industrycuck is behind all this?
Industrycuck and NPF are the same person. He’s also “zoomers on twitter” guy.
>He keeps spamming this same line
Literal autism.
Yes. This is the precise reason I don’t give the full tbharchive goods by the way. I am not proud of all of my posts and would like to keep a level of distance from them due to sperg embarrassment. I’ve said enough if anyone cares.
I found your argument thread and you’re a moron. Neopuritangay posted his iconic SF image for the first time 8 hours before your argument. He may have taken some of your (abysmal) posts into his arsenal but you didn’t create him. Clout chaser.
Seeing culturegay's attempt at controlling the narrative blow up in his face and exposing his idiocy/newhomosexualry is the one highlight of this thread.
That’s not our first argument, unfortunately.
>culturehomosexual
Don’t. I’m anon.
You lost the right to being anon when you keep phone sperging over your shit taste in waifus. At least take it in stride like sci-fi gay and the oikophobia fricker.
I love what I love, nothing more. At least NPF can’t change that about Cinemaphile, no matter how hard he tries :^)
Cinemaphile doesn't love anything though.
Cinemaphile loves cartoon girls and that’s enough. Do wish it could be more positive in other areas but, tough times right now.
I genuinely don’t think he cares about SF. He chose it because it was popular on the board at the time he wanted to rebrand as a falseflaggot. I am sorry that the threads are fricked though, I’m excited for s2.
>Cinemaphile loves cartoon girls and that’s enough.
Not even that; Cinemaphile will b***h about Cinemaphile girls if it's the wrong one. This board is miserable.
>He chose it because it was popular on the board at the time he wanted to rebrand as a falseflaggot.
>started posting when the show was starting to cool down
>hyper fixated on what Zach said in various podcasts, to the point of making an entire graph out of it
>has openly said his beef is more with Zach and Chris than the show itself
The fact that you refuse to address these topics leads me to believe you're doing the falseflagging.
What is there to address? It was still a popular show to latch onto at the time and he’s a falseflagger. Humoring me, why would you take what he says at face value in that context?
We don't, HE does. You don't go through the all the trouble of making graphs and crusading against one guy just because the show was just randomly popular.
I admire your faith in your fellow man.
I have no faith in a single you post though.
I really don't think you get what neopuritangay wants. He ruined SF threads, he already won.
>taking pride in being an itoddler, a Steven troonyverse lover, and an off model autist
This board either needs to be locked for a month or have IDs.
I have never watched an episode of SU and don’t plan to.
>I have never watched an episode of SU and don’t plan to.
>still jacks off to the ugly waifus and posts awful off model art
Sad sad coombrain
Different strokes.
>oom
Out.
I won’t bother you guys after this thread. I may be autistic but I’m not malignant.
No anon actually, stay here. I want to see you joust against this guy
No, I’m not interested in doing that with him anymore. Arguing with a falseflagger that’ll never break character isn’t fun and I don’t want to frick up SF threads more than I tangentially already have. At the end of the day he’s just pissing in an ocean of piss, Cinemaphile will not kneejerk away from lewd anytime soon.
Ain’t even mad.
Just anon, and I won’t come back. I have no doubt he will falseflag me again, but won’t be me.
I don’t pretend to be endearing in this context. Luckily anonymity means I don’t have to answer for the totality of my worst posts in every thread.
>At the end of the day he’s just pissing in an ocean of piss, Cinemaphile will not kneejerk away from lewd anytime soon.
It's funny how both you morons keep circling back to people trying to take your lewds away when the show never even mentioned porn. You're both creating windmills to fight.
You’re right, any attempt to do that will lose (just like NPF). I see that now.
Nope.
>You’re right, any attempt to do that will lose (just like NPF). I see that now.
Not what I was saying at all.
No one was making any attempt.
No one cares about your shitty porn.
I hope all the brapgays and furgays bless your way.
And may healthy, earnest discussion find you, brother.
>Luckily anonymity means I don’t have to answer for the totality of my worst posts in every thread.
You kind of fricked your anonymity by bringing this guy up and prompting us to check the archives; now anytime someone posts an iphone image with awful cheesecake complaining about shit they'll go "Aw shit not this guy again."
I don’t plan on doing that anymore so, not worried. I feel comfortable about Cinemaphile‘s stance on lewd and that it’s not going away. Can’t take the pink off the pig. I get flamed for using an iphone in any thread regardless.
No attempt worth notice, sure.
>I feel comfortable about Cinemaphile‘s stance on lewd and that it’s not going away. Can’t take the pink off the pig.
Seriously dude, if you're this up your as about lewds and porn culture, why not just go to /aco/. You can post beyond shitty cheesecake and the discussion is way better.
/aco/ sucks, and I like the totality of Cinemaphile‘s interests, not just lewd.
Nah it's the other way around; Cinemaphile sucks all around while you can find occasional insight in between the porn on /aco/. A friend of mine got writing advice for his no sexual fanfic thanks to /aco/.
>I like the totality of Cinemaphile‘s interests
Oh yeah, who wouldn’t like the twitter bait, /misc/ raids, east vs west threads, capeshit and whining about capeshit.
If it's not worth notice, why do you keep insisting so and so is in fact an anti-coomer trying to subvert the board.
I’m not allowed to change my mind? I just realized how futile his crusade is and that I don’t need to get worked up about it. The truth is out, believe it or not, it ultimately doesn’t matter aside from how awful it is to browse SF threads.
Sometimes it’ll have a good thread but it’s despite how poorly set up it was. I’m partial to the WEG threads.
>I don’t need to get worked up about it.
It's an image board anon. You shouldn't gone worked about it to begin with.
You still think he's got some weird crusade idea as if anyone ever did anything meaningful posting on Cinemaphile.
I care about Cinemaphile a lot. I’ve been here more than half my life. It’s a shithole, but it’s also my home.
He does have a crusade, but it doesn’t matter. It just clicked that he’s pissing in an ocean of piss, and his mission is unwinnable. So, frick it.
>I care about Cinemaphile a lot. I’ve been here more than half my life. It’s a shithole, but it’s also my home.
This has to be the saddest thing I've read in my life.
Nah.
It’s not a circumstance of “thinking” it’s “knowing” but again it doesn’t matter. None of this matters. At the end of the day he’s wasted a disproportionate amount of time being a homosexual and he’ll never move the needle.
>still pushing your headcanon
>he still thinks anyone was trying to "move the needle"
If it truly doesn't matter, why do you keep pushing the issue? Whether he is an anti coomer false flag or a deranged OneyPlays stalker, if nothing he does matter why didn't you drop the issue a long time ago?
See:
Okay so you'r moronic and are barely realizing you're in an internet slap fight. Why are you still here?
Why not?
Glad to see you care.
>Nah.
M8, you have to have seriously fricked your life up if a shithole image board that hasn't been good since 2008 and faceless anons who whine about everything is what you call a home.
I’m more satisfied with my life now than ever. I still love this place, despite everything.
We told him as much in the Wuya and Eris threads.
>He does have a crusade
You still think he's some anti coomer trying to get people to hate lewds when that doesn't even make sense and he never even branched out from SF. Even he got tired of it and is now playing it off as a joke.
nta but he did attempt to branch out once, to HH/HB threads. Everybody just ignored him as they already had their own far funnier schizos so he gave up
>Out.
Ooooh, seems we struck a nerve. Going to go mask off because people said a mean internet word.
>I won’t bother you guys after this thread.
Right see you next thread culturegay/neopuritangay/industrycuck.
Okay culturehomosexual
Okay what?
First neopuritangay was this stalker of yours who was copying for two years.
Now, wait, he's actually industrycuck. I don't even know who the other schizo is.
What a wonderful thread. It reminds me of the Smiling Friends threads that occured after Oneyplays Forespoken stream. Tune in next week when Neopuritan rinses and reuses the exact same posts word-for-word for a new Smiling Friends thread and Cinemaphile morons with the memory of a goldfish fall for his bait and engage with him again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
I blame Disney. Look at what they did to Marvel.
Like how even when he can't keep his story straight or when he dodges questions people still keep falling for his bait.
I remember that one post that proved he was a newhomosexual whenever he made that schizo graph of his
Erm... neopuritangay? You just gonna let this poser take your place and wear your name? Are you not a schizo? Defend your honour!
Why does Cinemaphile have so many nutjobs and severe autists?
>we now have two autists arching each other and both are claiming the other is a falseflag
KILL ME
I'm still wondering which one copped to liking big black dick.
I don't get why people think being "self aware" about being autistic twits makes them endearing.
If we don't like that shit in movies we won't like it here.
>100 shows of progressive politics and left-wing extremism.
This is great!
>1 show with cookie cutter conservative ideas if you squint really hard.
REEEEE!!
Thanks a lot homosexuals now he’s posting it on Cinemaphile
Where?
Gee I don’t know dipshit, maybe the only smiling friends thread on the board with the OP using essentially the same prompt and same image
Lol, culturegay is already there in the thread.
Wait what lmao. Hope they tell him to frick off back to Cinemaphile because its animated or something
But that can't be him, wasn't he trying to take porn away from Cinemaphile?!
Is this your first time paying attention to an Adult Swim show? With the exception of Robot Chicken and Rick & Morty most shows have these gaps between seasons.
Lol and now he’s floundering in the Cinemaphile thread what a little b***h (note the lack of (you))
Why are you photographing yourself?
Also you got three more (You)s.
Cope.
>c-cope
>he's still posting screencaps of himself
Sad.
To erase all those (you)s on an iphone, you must think I have the fastest fingers in the west!
>he doesn't deny you can photoshop on iphone
Why should we believe you when we caught you lying multiple times in this thread?
I’ve only told the truth.
>I've had a stalker here for two years!
>No actually it's been since 2019!
>No wait this is all industrycuck's fault!
We have archives you know.
All true. He and industrycuck are the same shitposter. He’s copied my posts for two years and we’ve been arguing since 2019.
By all means, the archives hold the truth.
>By all means, the archives hold the truth.
>industrycuck didn't arrive until after ms. Cinemaphile
>he didn't even get that nickname until much later
>didn't even start fricking with Cinemaphile until recently
*didn't start fricking with ms. Cinemaphile until recently.
His current branding is not his origin point. His original way of posting never got a cool schizo nickname. He was just an uppity rulesgay who sperged out at waifu threads.
Again, caught you lying. He was sperging out in Vivziepop thrrads which lead to #bettercartoon spam. Calling him and uppity rulegay, let alone one for waifu threads, is laughable.
I don’t think you understand the concept of a multiple persona shitposter on an anonymous imageboard. There are no lies to catch.
I know he has a phased and you're lying out your ass. I saw him in action since 2020, I saw the doc, don't bullshit me.
And when did I say this shit started? Once again it doesn’t matter if you believe me, I’ve told you the sad truth of it all. He’s a mindbroken wannabe janny gone rogue. He wants Cinemaphile to behave how he wants it to behave. That’s it, that’s the truth.
>And when did I say this shit started?
2021 by your claims and I've already told you why it was bullshit. Even when I told how it doesn't add up, you keep putting your fingers in your ears.
See
Debunked
Rebunked.
Debunked again
Eternally rebunked.
He’s Schizoing out in the Cinemaphile thread btw
Eternally debunked
Sounds like you having fun on Cinemaphile
Is "Industrycuck is actually this schizo!" the new "Industrycuck isn't real!"
One minute apart btw (one second of moot variance).
>noooooo posts can't be posted minutes apart on different boards!
Imagine being this desperate.
Cool let's talk about Smiling Friends then.
I actually like the airport Brazil special, I feel like that was controversial
I didn’t particularly care for it, but I do think it was funny in concept. My favorite episode was the spooky one. Needs more Alan.
>minutes
>noooooo you can't make a mistake!
I mean, you can, but I’ll notice when you minutepost.
>muh minutepost
In all seriousness, I can't image the sheer autism it would take to count the span of time between posts.
I accept your concession.
Anyone who has ever said this usually lost their argument or never had one to begin with.
No more IC/NPF posts on Cinemaphile since you started this back and forth with me btw.
Almost as if you're the one who was posting…
I like it as a piece of a season. I dont think it stood alone well. But it was almost like a 15min anti joke contrasted against the whole season of wackiness. I dont blame anyone for not feeling it.
How would you notice this if you weren't on Cinemaphile? Why are you on Cinemaphile?
Proving a point is easier with two attack vectors.
You realize that just draws more suspicion on you right?
>two attack vectors
Christ you are unhinged.
Have I not posted enough not me btw with proof for your liking? Desperation.
>still clinging to photoshops
Desperate
https://files.catbox.moe/57tm5p.MOV
Proof + my two real posts btw
>video editing
Exquisite cope
Just like coping with video editing.
Also lol, this thread got bumped.
The mods smile upon our autism, they are pleased with our seething sacrifice.
YOU DUMB GIGAhomie, WHY DO YOU KEEP RESPONDING? HE'S JUST GOING TO KEEP SAYING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER TO GET A RESPONSE FROM YOU. AND IT'S WORKING.
Thread fricked anyway, might as well btfo him while I’m exposing him.
IF HE'S JUST BAITING FOR (YOU)S THEN YOU'RE THE ONE GETTING BTFO. WHY IS Cinemaphile FRICKING moronic WHEN IT COMES TO TROLLS?
homie it’s page 10, I’m not gonna be back to post with him anyway. Just came by to let the cat out of the bag. Only autism can out schizo a schizo.
And here ladies and gentlemen is why this board is so fricked. Nothing but autists trying to outschizo each other.
>thread's fricked
You act as if that would be stop you if it were unfricked.
>he thinks he let anything out of the bag
Maybe if it was the smell of Taco Bell from lunch.
Mad because bad. Better luck next time.
Seething because teething. Better luck in the next thread (and there will be a next time)
You even copy paste in the same thread, interesting. You will never change a thing :3
You copy and paste too. Never change. 😉
Your next move is pretending to be me arguing with another version of me btw (and then replying to yourself to create a false sense that people buy this new persona)
Stay obsessed.
Stay obsessed with everyone you hate being one guy
Stay caught.
Stay unhinged
Affirmative.
Schizo
I prefer autist. Schizos are more into clout.
Nah you schizo
*glomps you*
*denies your mother's advices*
*takes out your teenyweenypeeny*
*slbobs on your wiener up and down*
*mmmm eggy*
>He’s a mindbroken wannabe janny gone rogue. He wants Cinemaphile to behave how he wants it to behave. That’s it, that’s the truth.
So he wants Cinemaphile to behave by…writing greentext headcanon stories about fricking cartoon moms. And this somehow makes him a janny…
>this my headcanon, that's all there is to it
lol
lmao
>industrycuck
>the same degenerate into cuckoldry and BBC
>the same guy always wanting to frick milfs in the form of a small boy
>the same guy who hung out in the fricking Marco harem threads
>anti-coomer
Okay, now you've gone full moron.
He’s a self-hating hypocrite who crusades against porn for “corrupting him”. Only a self-hating coomer can be this autistically anti-coom.
>He’s a self-hating hypocrite who crusades against porn for “corrupting him”.
Anon…he constantly praises Jab and dtiberius as inspirations and is constantly making reference to Americ**t Dragon as a legitimately good comic.
You’re not grasping the cycle of self-hatred here. The guy is (obviously) deranged. He dons industrycuck when he wants to hornypost and neopuritangay when he feels bad about it. I’ve seen him melt down about how he’s been corrupted and hates himself before posting BBC edits in Ms Cinemaphile 2023.
moron, I was in ms. Cinemaphile and I know you’re full of shit. The BBC poster was a completely different guy; I don't even think he was phoneposting.
I can't believe I have to say this sans irony but not everyone you dislike is one guy.
I’ve presented the truth, that’s all there is to it. There may have been more than one BBC poster, but I do know one was him.
I'm starting to think you actually believe what you say...
Culturegay is frustrating since he automatically he assumed everyone who annoys him must be on the opposing side. Someone complains about off model porn? Must be a filthy normalgay. Industrycuck writing shota milf porn? He's clearly an anti coomer.
This makes discussion about autists impossible since he conflates everyone as one big boogeyman.
It’s one guy who’s three personas. Industrycuck, neopuritangay and zoomers on twitter guy. Three is not “everyone”. Just keep an eye out, you’ll see what I mean now that you know what to look for.
>zoomers on twitter guy
You still haven't explained who the frick this even is you deranged autist.
>Just keep an eye out, you’ll see what I mean now that you know what to look for.
Meds, now.
You people are so childish. There is no one dedicated guy doing all this shitposting. Just accept that your not a hivemind.
I’ve provided evidence, the onus is on you.
Not me btw
Nice photoshop, "madam".
Copypasted desktop quotation marks btw
>being this desperate
>actually thinking I need to copy and paste quotation marks of all things
Dial 8
I’m trans btw
Worst thread on Cinemaphile.
I like how the dude ended up going mask off again and showed everyone he's as big a schizo as the people he rallies against.
Person*
There he goes again! I really wish had IDs just so you can seethe even harder.
One minute apart btw
Are those…posts posted a minute apart!?
AHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME Black personMAN!
All those smiling friends posts? All me.
Those dipper posts? Also me.
Remember the signs.
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/124146480/#124148416
Gottem
Why am I surprised a waifu autist hyper focused on that while over looking other details?
You wanted independent evidence from the era he initially emerged as Industrycuck? There it is.
NPF = Industrycuck always has been.
Again, you're ignoring all the other details that make industrycuck=industrycuck. Where is the rampant "This!" in the thread, where is the wiener sucking or SU and TOH, where is the bitter jealousy towards other creators.
While I'm starting to think neopuritangay was inspired by industrycuck, you have an obsession with both of them being one easy to digest schizo. All because the word coomer sets you off that badly.
Once again you don’t understand what a multiple persona schizo means. None of these are the authentic true him. Underneath it all he’s the rulegayging anti-waifu autist from 2019 with no name.
You sound unhinged.
To map out the actions of the unhinged, is to think like them. Yes, what he does is genuinely insane.
Yeah and you admit to being no better. All you schizos need to frick off already.
I’m better in terms of level of destruction being lower (I’m autistic not malignant). I’ve proven my point, the rest is up to you to observe the patterns now that you know the truth. Sometime in the future, i’ll be vindicated.
>Sometime in the future, i’ll be vindicated.
Nah, you'll just be grouped with the other tards that muck up this site.
Imagine being a "right side of history" gay.
This!
>I’ve proven my point, the rest is up to you to observe the patterns now that you know the truth.
If your point and truth was that schizos bring in bigger schizos, I’m convinced.
>iPhone file images
>uses curly quotation marks
Culturegay sisters…our response?
I’m a self-admitted iphonegay. The difference is NPF aka IC has the new file naming schema and I have the old one.
There’s the proof in the pudding btw, people were calling him out for schizoing about “coomers” from his very outset. I’m telling you, it’s the same dude.
I thought you said he was an android user?
I was corrected ITT, I thought it was the android schema but apparently it’s the new iphone schema instead.
Not me btw
Staying in a Cinemaphile thread and taking screenshots doesn't help your point.
>Industrycuck posts MILF and incest shit
>Culturegay has a history of posting MILF and incest shit
Hmmmm
I fully admit to liking both.
Black person
Industrycuck, that's racist.
Ron Stoppable is based though.
Don't lie Industrycuck.
Next to the 90’s, the 00’s are the best era for cartoons.
Industrycuck, you're just saying what we want to hear.
I'm glad Smiling Friends exists, its an uncynical and optimistic show in a sea of boring overdone negativity.
Pissing off the mentally ill is a good bonus.
>I fully admit to liking both.
I guess people really can come from the same fricked up background as IC.
Quite the thread chaps, quite the thread. How about next week we do this whole song and dance again hmm? And the week after that? What do you say lads?
Why not? All Cinemaphile is good for is baiting each other
Glad to hear it. We should come up with some juicy new gossip and jests, don't want these meetups of ours getting too stale eh? Or well, staler then they already are.
… Sometimes (oh-oh, oh, oh)
Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon)
You don't know how to express yourself, so (and Lonely Island, yeah)
You just gotta sing
… I just had sex (sex, hey)
And it felt so good (felt so good, oh)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (her)
I just had sex (sex, hey)
And I'll never go back (never go back, oh)
To the not-having-sex ways of the past
… Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great (yeah)
It felt so good when I did it with my penis (yeah)
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened (oh-oh, oh, oh)
Having sex can make a nice man out the meanest
Never guess where I just came from, I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best (was the best, yeah)
When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done (oh-oh, oh)
… Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
But sure, nice of her to let you do that thing
Nice of any girl ever
Now, sing
… I just had sex (sex, hey)
And it felt so good (felt so good, oh)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (her)
I wanna tell the world
… To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense
But, man, screw it
I ain't one to argue with a good thing
She could be my wife
That good?
The best thirty seconds of my life (my life)
I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her
'Cause honestly, I'd have sex with a pile of manure (manure)
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smelling girl's better
Plus, she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater
… So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them (yeah)
If you're near or far, whether short or tall (yeah)
We wanna thank you all for letting us frick you
… She kept looking at her watch
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
But I cried the whole time
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
I think she might've been a racist
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
She put a bag on my head
(Still counts!)
… I just had sex (sex, hey)
And my dreams came true (dreams came true, oh)
So if you've had sex in the last thirty minutes
Then you qualified to sing with me (hey)
… I just had sex (sex, hey) (everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (felt so good, oh) (we all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (her) (I wanna tell the world)
I just had sex (I just had sex)
And I'll never go back (I just had sex) (never go back) (no, no, no)
To the not-having-sex ways of the past (sex has gotta be so great)
Now do the Ballad of how the 'teens got to the 'sharty