This shit is so cringe man

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dropped that show after 1 season, what the frick just happened?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A bunch of shit not worth mentioning, but basically Belos becomes a generic creepypasta monster but is SMASHED by a shota with God-like powers who then turns the world into his toybox because he has no friends. Belos, now as goo, takes over of the giant skeleton island (which was King's dad) and tries to kill the shota and everyone else, but King's dad posseses Luz and gives her the power of yiff required to kill Belos again. Belos' remains are SMASHED again, now by Luz's useless friends, and dies for real. The shota leaves the world because everyone is too gay, Luz hits the wall worse than a white woman and loses her magic, but it's ok because she has a gf. The end.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, OP might be right, that does sound cringe.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can see the last episode in youtube:

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No thanks, sounds too gay for me.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also there's a ten minute sequence where Luz totally dies for real this time we're serious

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >powerup and death/resurrection in the finale
          Hmm, sounds familiar. Also checked

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Luz totally dies for real
          Luz didn't tho. Papa T goes out of the way to say that she isn't "dead-looking".

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Even through text the sarcasm in that post should’ve pretty obvious

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but is SMASHED by a shota with God-like powers who then turns the world into his toybox because he has no friends
        Isn't that just that one Twilight Zone episode?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, but it spans across 3 40m episodes, and the shota becomes a good boy in the end (even when none of his issues were solved).

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            “(even when none of his issues were solved”
            This right here was the biggest crime of the show by far.

            Collie had all this amazing material to work with, and amounted to nothing but an ocean of wasted potential. There’s all of the backstory lore that we were teased with but never got to see more of. Then there’s what happened to the actual kid. It’s ultra fricked up that no one argues when he goes back to space, considering that his greatest pain is that he’s all alone. This goes double for the fact that two of the three main characters had entire arcs about how isolation is bad. Eda eventually comes to terms with her curse, and realizes that it isn’t healthy to push everyone away (like r*ine for example) after she clawed her dads eye. Worse yet, not even 24 hours prior Luz was having a crisis over blaming herself for helping Belos. She was dead set on staying on Earth and cutting herself off from everyone on the Isles until Camilla correctly told her that that is moronic, and not going to help anyone.
            Yet when a literal child is about to do the same thing, everyone just goes quiet

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Isn't his family in space?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes but we’re explicitly told that they commit genocide, and it’s implied several times that they were neglectful if not outright abusive.
                They’re really not the best people for him to turn to in his hour of need.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Belos is SMASHED by a shota
        Wtf now I love Owl House, brb I need to go grab some tissues
        >The shota leaves the world because everyone is too gay
        Uhhhhh based?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Belos basically hijacks the Titan's corpse and tries to kill everything on the planet, but the titan's soul contacts Luz for some reason and bestows her with the last of his powers to beat Belos or some bullshit.

        Sounds like a shitty take on Bionicle.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          And Bionicle got pretty shitty towards the end of G1 too

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Glad I'm not the only one who saw the similarities

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Luz hits the wall worse than a white woman
        I will never forgive Dana.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did they fricking write Eva out of the show in S2? What the actual frick?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eda and Lilith become completely useless in S2. Most of their screentime focus on them trying to re-learn magic and failing, Eda trying to get her non-binary xirfriend back and Lilith dating Hooty because nobody else wants to be with her.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            homie Lilith was simping for Eda and Eda was simping for a trans manipulator

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's literally what I said. Lilith just settled with Hooty because Eda was too busy with the author's self-insert #42 to care about her. And on top of being gay, none of that mattered in the grand scheme of things because Lilith is an useless autist and Eda's theyfriend's plans failed so hard that a literal deus ex shotaro had to appear and stop Belos' main plans before Luz and her teen friends are separated from Eda and Lilith (who continue to do frickall during most of the remaining episodes).

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lilith is autistic for that sister pussy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the best summary of toh i have ever read

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit got gay.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Belos basically hijacks the Titan's corpse and tries to kill everything on the planet, but the titan's soul contacts Luz for some reason and bestows her with the last of his powers to beat Belos or some bullshit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >for some reason
        Because she spent the whole show being kind to his son.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney's current bombing is directly tied to what they did to the Owl House. Never forget, do not stab the rainbow mafia in the back.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If anything thisbproves that you should never ally with the rainbow brigade at all.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why? We realized that corporations don't give a shit about us.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that official or a fan animation? It's animated very well

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        bro that's literally the scene from the episode of the show

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm impressed, it looks great, and so does this

          >Luz totally dies for real
          Luz didn't tho. Papa T goes out of the way to say that she isn't "dead-looking".

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's official.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If anything thisbproves that you should never ally with the rainbow brigade at all.

      LGBT audiences are all dollar signs to corporations and nothing more. to think anything else is moronic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek no, it's because they pissed off cape gays and their Disney princess looks like shit and Pixar continues to be a zombie
      Don't lay claim to these lands gay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You stab them up the back, they like it that way.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fang
    >Over her teeth
    God damned beaver over here.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called a snaggletooth and that's what they actually look like

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're so cringe man.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the disney girls are getting anime forms these days

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even when they don't fit the show at all

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So far the death guy was pretty chill, the other ghost where the jerks but they don't get any punishment.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the second finale they're just randomly good guys

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Distressing

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because it sucks.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone on the staff really genuinely thought this would be "cool"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make a cartoon that’s silly and “cartoony”
        >anime power up shit that’s suppose to be serious
        Why

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anime powerup for Hailey when

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        After Kiff

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's honestly sad how obsessed modern cartoonists are with anime. The West has a history of cartooning arguably stretching to the Middle Ages but every cartoon is trying to rip off 80s-90s anime.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cause that's what today's cartoon creators grew up on

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anime just makes better use of perspective, shading, and color than the vast majority of cartoons do. So much of western animation, even when given a big budget, have wonderful fluidity to the motion but the framing and lighting is often flat and bland as hell. There is a lot worth learning and emulating there, but for some reason animators insist on emulating the *specific content* like giving their characters DBZ auras or having Star be a Sailor Moon ripoff design instead of learning from the techniques that made those work in the first place.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's because those specific anime tropes are the only things they fricking remember.
          You think Matt Braly or Dana Terrace remember anything at all about the art style or animation of old Dragon Ball episodes? No, they just remember that he went Super Saiyan and that it was a hype moment. They think "Hey, if my character goes Super Saiyan then that's a hype moment too".

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I guess it requires actual skill and understanding of the medium to recognize how a trick was done and seek to emulate it or iterate upon the idea, whereas literally anyone can just copy super saiyan aesthetics in their story.
            But even then, they frick it up. What most people fail to remember about super saiyan is that, in the arc it was introduced, it was talked about and foreshadowed for AGES before it ever actually appeared, and it was portrayed in ominous terms and the audiences had no reason to think this was a good thing. It was almost treated like an turns-you-evil powerup in its first appearance before it was revealed that Goku was actually okay in there he was just really pissed. Super saiyan became a huge meme later when everyone in the cast was doing it and anyone who wasn't did not matter, but in the Namek arc it was hype for a REASON and that reason was not 'he glowed and his hair changed color'. That reason was that multiple character had been talking this shit up for a dozen episodes even though no one knew what it actually looked like, they just had a legend and a name.

            Again, you can take away a lesson from that on how to properly set up a cool protagonist powerup so it feels like it has weight to it and shit. But that lesson isn't 'glowing hair'.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          well yeah
          that's because they're not animating anything
          your webm is 90% still images with post processing trash and screen shake with minimal animation
          you can't get away with that shit here

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly. I didn't pick a high budget shinkai movie for that exact reason. This was a low budget, cheaply made, seasonal garbage anime. Its got a frame rate of the display screen on your microwave.

            But the use of color, shading, perspective, framing, etc is all *still good*. Its what makes the scene still look 'cool' even when its potato quality. These are all tricks that can be done cheaply, as evidenced that they are being done cheaply. All of which are lessons that an american studio can, in theory, emulate AND have western budget and frame count. One does not preclude the other. Instead, western studios spend all of this money to lavishly animate hipster noodle people spastically flailing their arms as they have a mundane conversation because 'more motion = better' and you get an 11 minute adventure time episode costing 2 million dollars for zero reason.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The animation industry, much like the comic industry, is set in their ways. They like things done how they're done, and they take even fewer risks today with experimentation than they did just 10 years ago. We'll never even return to the free spirit of late 90's cartoons let alone try the techniques actual anime uses. If we still lived in the era of shows like Kablam or Courage, maybe networks would fund a project that tried real anime animation methods, not just the surface level shit. Hell even spongebob set the trend for cutaways of real life images in a cartoon for comedic effect, that was new. weird, experimental shit in 99. But good fricking luck. These days you can't get a show greenlit at all unless it looks like something that already exists. I can't believe how restrictive cartoons have become on a creative and functional level. We're throwing money in the toilet and flushing over and over because we're afraid of losing money. What a crock

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            based nippons animating smarter not harder.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Literally yes. Everyone eats up Ufotable fight scenes, and all they did was figure out how do ultra-dynamic fight choreogaphy by cutting out most of the compositing work by constructing drawn/CG skybox 'backgrounds' that can be navigated and rotated as a 3d environment, letting them swing the camera around to wherever they want on the fly. Then they only need to draw the characters and foreground objects on top of that and composite it together. Taking scenes that would normally require movie budgets and very skilled animators and turning it into something they can put in a regular show.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cartoon makers should learn that fluidity is not the end-all be-all of good cartooning.
            You'd think the first 15 or so years of Adult Swim would have shown people that you can still make an enjoyable cartoon even if it's animated like shit if it shines in other areas.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think actual cartoonists care about fluidity, I think its something that Cinemaphile uses as a cope because its the one single thing that western animation does 'better' than anime. Its the one goalpost that they can set that they know they can win, so they are incentivized to pretend its the one that matters.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Over The Garden Wall was the last purely western influenced cartoon I can think of.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Arguably Hilda too. It's no coincidence both are extremely good and comfy to watch.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t worry, my cartoons gonna take influence from 40’s comics/cartoons and real life, just wait

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a crutch
      >Oh no, how will our hero defeat this super strong giant bad guy we've put in front of her? Will I think of some incredibly clever way for her to outwit them?
      >No, I'll just give her superpowers lol

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Belos was a malicious scumbag meaning Talk no Jutsu is useless so violence is the only solution, dumbass

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Outwitting doesn't have to mean winning a speech check

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Watch the show you fricking moron, Belos is a master of magic violence is literally the only way Luz could stop him. There also the fact that Belos is more intelligent than Luz considering he fricking invented a device that creates a portal between two dimensions so frick off with the muh cleverness asspull.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              what anon is trying to say is that the writers should have come up with a method to beat Belos in a logical and clever way that wasnt just "anime power-up ass pull"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not the point, anon. Even assuming an enemy that has to be destroyed because they can't be talked down, there is a big difference between a character overcoming the situation by cleverness or by utilizing established character traits/setting rules to secure an advantage (like in Disney's animated Mulan, Mulan beats the big bad basically by cheating rather than fighting on his terms) and overcoming the situation because you got a 'only for the final episode' big super powerup out of nowhere.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you prefer evil/edgy power ups (holo Ichigo) or holy/righteous power ups? (Super Saiyan)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which Disney protagonist has the strongest power up? Does Hercules count?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anne Blanca. In-universe described as the power to defeat any foe, and amounts to the universe's sysadmin giving her unlimited power to do a specific thing. The blast that turned Amphibia's moon to gravel would have sterilized the planet to the last bacterium if not blown it apart. GuardiAnne, supposing she takes the job in the future, would have that as a base capability and various meta abilities besides. There aren't many religions with deities more powerful than that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Which Disney protagonist has the strongest power up?
        Sora

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Strongest, not gayest.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, then Luz.

  6. 5 months ago
    guy

    The original design was better

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This shit is so hot man

    FTFY

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was so cringe that once again they had no inspiration whatsoever and ripped off Ichigo (Bleach) pose, like seriously over the nose.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up, gay.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This show reeks of "my parents forced me to go to Catholic school and I've hated them ever since vibes"

    Why are atheists such Chuds?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do christian love projecting so much?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s an easy scapegoat to use as justification for hating their families and having repulsive personalities
      >”Nuh uh I-I’m not a shitty person! I’m just le hecking traumatized from my bigoted Christian upbringing!”

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In Luz's first encounter with Belos he cast an aura on her and sends her flying, yh bro try to muh cleverness out of that, he was about to fricking kill Luz and co had Collector not show up, you fricking idiots.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, this was Luz's first encounter with Belos, and sure enough she tricked him

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong rewatch Eda vs Lillith and realize Belos is even faster and stronger than that, Luz had no chance Belos was just toying with her, Dana even makes him forget his telekinesis

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show is gay. Only reason it's popular because of r34.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't perfect, but in the end I am happy with what we got.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that the Collector's brothers were dicks who are probably sitting at home laughing their asses off about their dumbass kid brother getting dragged into the space between life and death by the last Titan before they could kill it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot about the part where they sent him off to the Titans in the first place. It’d be like if they set some guys house on fire, but before the run off to hide they make sure to put a box of matches in their little brothers hands and tell him to wait right there

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick it. You really should do that job

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who knows nothing about this show it feels like people are just complaining about this anime form for the sake of complaining, cartoons have been making parody transformations for decades, why is everyone so salty that some cartoons are doing these transformations seriously for once?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I had a nickel ever time Disney had non-white teen girl transported to a fantasy world where she dies and comes back with god-like powers to defeat evil I'd had two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, you wouldn’t Anne died after she had her God powers not before, and Molly never died at all just had an out of body experience so technically you would only have 1 Nickle.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >so technically you would only have 1 Nickle.
        It's dubious that Luz died there. It seems to have been an elemental transportation like what Darius or Belos do, possibly from the titan coopting Belos's "cleanse this perdition" thing when it hit her. There's a case to be made for that constituting death, but it's weaker than the normal Star Trek transporter death argument considering that the Luz bits that came out were the same ones that went in.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, but that's why it's enjoyable.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was such a boring fight, I didn't even bother to look at it again
    What a massive downgrade seriously, I feel like shows add a couple good fight scenes to try and bait me into watching even those those fight scenes end up being the only thing I liked about it

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    of all the things in the show, THIS is what you single out as cringe?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when people were saying that Luz wouldn’t get a super form
    And that her getting a super form wouldn’t fit the show at all

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw that and didn't think it mattered either way.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need more Titan Luz fanart

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care Luz in that form with a fat wiener is peak

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only homos like Forma De Titan
      Checks out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick artists for constantly giving her Titan form a dog dick and not giving her a fortune cookie instead.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a shoe aimed at children. Of course it’s cringe. You’re a man child for even expecting anything else.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s a shoe aimed at children.
      What are you, Mexican?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s a shoe aimed at children.
      What are you, Mexican?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've wondered how you properly do western-themed powerups for a while. I've been piecing together a story that has the rad shounen powerup progression but the protagonist loses their ultimate powers at the end of the story (they were effectively granted by a god that has to retire from active duty to clean up the mess made in the climax and takes the blessing with them)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the "ultra form" gives them a completely different method of attacking, at the final confrontation have it revert back to their classic skillset, albeit a souped-up version in terms of damage it does
      That's why it always feels like an asspull and a letdown, the audience wants to see the actual main character and villain face off, and the "ultra form" of them may as well be a different character

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        In this particular instance the ultra form is a souped-up version of their normal skillset and not a brand new moveset, and the finisher is their original finishing move but now at its highest possible scope

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think we kind of want Rocky. It's not that they're suddenly magically more powerful, it's the same guy who's gotten more powerful. They might have picked up a few moves, but what I think what the audience wants is more proof of growth, so using a similar moveset or skillbase and showing more knowledge about what they're doing. For example, if the hero knows they're going to struggle in a fight, starting it in a way to mislead the opponent then going right back into their normal style and winning the fight is rewarding and shows a lot more character growth than various special effects, a new hairdo, and firing an magical beam

        What you want is Samurai Jack.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think we kind of want Rocky. It's not that they're suddenly magically more powerful, it's the same guy who's gotten more powerful. They might have picked up a few moves, but what I think what the audience wants is more proof of growth, so using a similar moveset or skillbase and showing more knowledge about what they're doing. For example, if the hero knows they're going to struggle in a fight, starting it in a way to mislead the opponent then going right back into their normal style and winning the fight is rewarding and shows a lot more character growth than various special effects, a new hairdo, and firing an magical beam

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I think we kind of want Rocky.
        Anon above is getting at something more like Popeye eating spinach.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Popeye is a comedy though. Actually, Popeye eating spinach is probably influential in some way for shonen transformations, so point

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly felt that TOH was a letdown. I don't really buy the implication that if S3 was a full season, the quality would have gotten better because S2 proved that S1's shitty foundation kneecapped whatever Dana could have reasonably done with the series.

    Seriously, how do you not know what you want your show to be until you're fifteen episodes in your first season (and when you won't even know if you'll be renewed for a second, let alone a third season)?

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah, in this case it's more like the character opens without their primary weapon (because it's known they're a threat with it), holds their own thanks to their allies, gets their weapon back and can utilize the full extent of their ability, still has a close fight, and comes in clutch with their finisher

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not as cringe as Raeda

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inside a room?
      Hot

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is that Belos 'Chad Yes' meme?

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    As with everything in the owlshit house
    Garbage show
    Garbage season 3
    Garbage characters
    Garbage plot

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Took you this long to come by, tribecel?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cry more owlshit. Your garbage show got mogged hard by Amphibia and Hilda

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >HA HA TRIBEgay, OUR SHOW IS “LOVED” BY ALL
        Yes its narrow minded thinking everyone agrees all the time and the my way or the highway mentality.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le smug Hilda

    True chads like both shows.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Raine

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      uhh is this supposed to make me think titan Luz is cool?

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luz is canon trans btw

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dead show dead thread

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