this shit is so forced. there's absolutely zero reason why they should have conflicts

this shit is so forced
there's absolutely zero reason why they should have conflicts

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Quagmire become a buzzkill douchebag who hates everything after this episode? He's hasn't been a funny womanizer in years. He doesn't even say Giggity anymore.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because someone complained to Seth. I don't think he's ever actually stood up to anyone regarding his creation. And if he has, it was a very long time ago.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like Seth doesn’t care anymore since he hasn’t been in the writer’s room in over ten years.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well, that too, I suppose. Either way, it was bound to happen, the zeitgeist being what it is.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably just felt like they couldn't get away with it anymore. I will say him randomly being conservative-adjacent is pretty funny to me at times

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking hate nuQuagmire. He just shits all over everyone and is angry all the time.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I could’ve sworn he said Giggity in that Peter’s Wife’s Cookies episode.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Quagmire's whole gimmick is too edgy at this point. They joked about this in the Pete Terminator episode: "Former pervert, lacks comedic angle"

      Also with the whole shitting on Brian thing, I think it's Seth having a bit of self-awareness, Brian has always been his self-insert character who basically just says whatever Seth thinks about politics/society irl.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't watched much of the latest season so maybe it is gone now, but it's funny they can't even have Quagmire be perverted anymore yet Roger on American Dad will regularly try to hook up with underage boys.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      > character is basically a sexual maniac rapist who keeps prostitutes in the trunk of his car, peep through bathrooms door, spike other woman's drinks to have sex with them later, and in several occasion admitted he has no problem going with jailbaits
      > noooo why did the writer tone him down????!!!?? Me so dumb, I don't get it!

      It's a miracle the show wasn't canceled because of him

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. There was an episode like 10 years ago where Lois becomes a female boxer, and after she knocks out one of her opponents, Quagmire picks up the unconscious woman and just walks away. No fricking chance does that shit fly today lol

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He also drove away with a murdered woman's body to have sex with it.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          There was a episode where he was caught sleeping with a minor and got off because his mom blew the judge crazy I know

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember a very early episode where one of the school bullies at Meg's school was tired up and stripped of clothing in the school washroom and Quagmire happens to open that stall door, sees the tied up teen girl and implies he's going to rape her after, shit was wild

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Episode number? Just to verify the barbarism of it

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            She wasn't naked. She was tied up in the bathroom stall wearing a cheerleader outfit.
            1-3 seasons, happy hunting

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >DEAR DIARY
          >JACKPOT

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            omg*d how problematic. I feel sick. I'm glad they moved past this.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. There was an episode like 10 years ago where Lois becomes a female boxer, and after she knocks out one of her opponents, Quagmire picks up the unconscious woman and just walks away. No fricking chance does that shit fly today lol

        Go back.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. There was an episode like 10 years ago where Lois becomes a female boxer, and after she knocks out one of her opponents, Quagmire picks up the unconscious woman and just walks away. No fricking chance does that shit fly today lol

        but its a cartoon and thats the character?

        no wonder he sucks today they cancelled his character.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Family Guy appeals to the lowest common denominator but you’re talking out of your ass. He’s still a womanizer, just toned down.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually love how Brian has transitioned to a douchebag pseudo intellectual - it's more entertaining that way

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I’M BRIAN. I LIKE GARBAGE PEANUT BUTTER AND I WEAR MY “I VOTED” STICKER FOR A WEEK AND A HALF. NYUM NYUM NYUM NYUM NYUM.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. They made him much more interesting, he's an extremely flawed character but with good intentions, he feels like the most "human" in the entire cast.
      People who say they prefer pre-cancellation Brian have room temperature IQ and probably reddditors too

      > b-but he was le ebin voice of reason of the show, le heckin intellectual pup

      He was a smuggy Lisa simpson copycat, no one liked him

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >People who say they prefer pre-cancellation Brian have room temperature IQ and probably reddditors too
        Cope homosexual. Peter and Brian had a much better buddy-buddy dynamic that is gone within 3 seasons of the show.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stewie-Brian relatinship mogs Peter-Brian out of the frickin ozonosphere, you brainlet. I'm not saying Peter and Brian don't work well together (the Deep South episode where they're both sheriffs is hilarious) but stewie and Brian have much more chemistry together and simply work better.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's nice to know I'm not alone in my opinion on this. You're alright anon

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stewie is rarely funny.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's why it's funny. The two had barely ever interacted up until this episode and suddenly we find out Quagmire absolutely fricking despises him.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quagmire became funnier when he went old cranky conservative c**t, unironically

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel great shame. I laughed at a post-cancellation episode of Family Guy.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay so Brian is a liberal douche. Meanwhile, Quagmire is a serial rapist, pedophile and necrophiliac.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Rush Limbaugh call out Brian for just being a political contrarian? Did that only last for one episode?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Did that only last for one episode?
      No I think that's actually been really consistent throughout the show. Brian as a character basically embodies socdem/Bernie Bro politics, which allows you to be contrarian no matter which political party is in power.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is zero reason for anything that happens in family guy. It's a lazy writer's wet dream.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You know what? Everything you said about me is true. I'm a pretentious douchebag. But who are YOU to lecture me about being a good person? You're a literal rapist, Quagmire. You modified your house to make it easier to rape women. You're the last person to call me a bad person. Look, I'm not perfect. I'm FAR from perfect. But you? You're a complete sociopath. You say it's wrong for me to hit on Lois, but you have openly talked about wanting to frick Lois in front of Peter. Remember the time you were caught peeping on Lois on the toilet? Did you take responsibility of that? I don't think so. Oh, also, about me and my son, yeah, we don't have the best relationship. But at least I've had contact with him. You have dozens of children you don't even know exist, and I'm willing to bet a good number of them are rape babies. In a just world, people like you would be locked up, but you know what? Despite all that, I still try to see the good in you. I'm still trying to become friends with you. You know why? Because I can forgive. You have a lot to learn from me, and until then, I have no respect for you. See you later, Quagmire. Thanks for nothing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the most messed things I remember brain did was letting woman drown because she had a baby

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Japanese girls with no restraint
    Just to choke me till I faint
    Is all I really want for Christmas this year "- Quagmire

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