This shit is so predictable

We get it. This is supposed to be humungus from Mad Max 2. We already know we are going to get a "this is why he wears the mask" kind of fan service trash. Does Hollywood have zero original ideas anymore? Why does everything have to be a reference?

POSIWID: The Purpose Of A System Is What It Does Shirt $21.68

Unattended Children Pitbull Club Shirt $21.68

POSIWID: The Purpose Of A System Is What It Does Shirt $21.68

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What does his look mean to convey?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit, if we train an AI on that we can have a Bruce Adventures show.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood is dying

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie you've been saying this shit since 1997. Shut the frick up already

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s been dying way longer

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rome didn't fall in a day

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >homie
        Hard ‘R’ or back to Redtit

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nobody cares who he is until he puts on the mask

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares. Quit trying so hard, underage newbie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      based
      beat me to it
      came here for this
      the fire rises

      Nobody cares. Quit trying so hard, underage newbie.

      cringe
      have sex
      touch grass
      dilate

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A mad max movie without mad max

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    because they need to piss and shit on EVERY archetype present in a cultural background of an average white male

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're not ok with piss andnshit, reddit is this way, weak ass boy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I vant to suck your box! Bleh!

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This is supposed to be humungus from Mad Max 2
    Wat, why?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WTF
    lmao
    Is that Chris Hemsworth with a false nose?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He plays Immortan israelite

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >false
      Go back ESL

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only on Cinemaphile do you frequently get morons with tiny vocabularies calling others ESLs because they don't understand a word or phrase.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          "false nose" is inherently wrong
          nobody who actually speaks english says "false nose"
          they say "fake nose"

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats immortan joe, stupid

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Immortan Joe is shown in the trailer wearing the same suit he did in the previous movie, he's just younger. This is a different guy who was shown talking into a microphone. I thought he was just announcing for the races, but OP's right, he's most likely Humongous. God what a pile of shit.

      And as we get closer we're going to have months of these threads shilling it and insulting anyone who criticizes it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he's most likely Humongous

        Why di you think that?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because this is a prequel and he's shown talking into a microphone and George Miller's a complete fricking hack now.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Megaphone and big ass revolver in his hand also he doesn't have a shirt

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just saw this on twitter, apparently the character is named Dementus.

    Also of course Kojima is simping for it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And of course the picture didn't attach.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >character has belongs to movie that will be quickly forgotten
        >is named Dementus for dementia
        pottery

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        so deep

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dementus
        who wrote this, Lucas?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are aware that all of the Mad Max movies have ridiculous names like that, right?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Every one of Immortan Joe's sons names end in '-us'
            >Rictus Erectus
            >Corpus Colossus
            >Scabrous Scrotus (vg)
            Now we have Dementus. Think it's more likely to be a brother who Joe is in the shadow of at this point. Wouldn't rule out Humungus getting name dropped as a relative though.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think its more likely no one needs or wants this level of homosexual worldbuilding
              what happened to new characters with zero backstory just showing up and being badass?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not in favor of it. Just a guess at what they're going for. I prefer Max as a mythical folk hero.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Just a guess at what they're going for.
                why even vocalize the opposition to begin with you unwashed pleb

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >unwashed pleb
                Imagine getting upset about about the vroom vroom bang bang movie and then throwing that out as an insult.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                they're making a flick for homosexuals like you I get it
                not everyone is as impressed with glossy bullshit meant to appeal to fat ugly pussyless morons

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you think I meant when I said I wasn't in favor of it? Probably hard to read on your jizz smeared phone screen.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you talk like such a mealy mouthed homosexual it's impossible to tell or care what you mean

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I bet you pay to see it opening night you fricking fruit.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you fricking fruit.
                jfc go back wtf is Cinemaphile even these days

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What’s the fricking problem if it makes for a good story.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                it never makes for a good story it's literally just for oversocialized homosexuals
                I don't need to know what the war boys eat for fricking lunch you fat glasses wearing dipshit

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you give an example of that happening?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        but what about good SusBadus

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he obviously isnt humungus if he was raised in the wasteland. Humungus has a picture of him pre-mask with his wife and service medals in his revolver case.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the post apocalyptic wasteland, Black person. Do you really think that's his? And that he didn't grab that shit off some war veteran?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Different universe

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Same multiverse

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Greatest game story

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I assumed he stole all that stuff.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe it was his dads

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah thats more probable. The pic is too old to be humungus himself but humungus does have a strange german sounding accent.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          baséd autistic information enjoyer

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          based humungus fought in the great war

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but what was his breakfast order?
            backstory?
            can I get a peer reviewed sauce on his leadership credentials??

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why can't we have the comfy practical scavenger vibe from Road Warrior? Everything has to be ridiculous fantasy bullshit.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why not just watch Road Warrior for that?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because I've seen it multiple times already and I want to see something new with the concept

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why don't you just get back together with your first love and frick her if you're so horny?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe I will

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          we are still in the everything competes with capeshit era

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They made a mad max film without mel gibson it was always going to be this kind of bullshit.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            fricking this
            no mel no max
            you limp wristed homosexuals

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does he have a pikachu on his belt?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          they're just setting up the trilogy spin off of the backstory of furiousa's teddy bear bro chill

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what's my line again?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait for the next kojima game to feature hemsworth as Mad Saneman.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    love the full bogan

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Australian accent instead of Swedish
    >not even the same revolver
    You are an imbecile.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey look it’s a character from that good movie about men made by men, is our female made female led movie as good now?

    surprised they didn’t call her Maxine

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >george miller is a woman
      huh?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        FOR HIM

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a male feminist. He hired the fricking author of the vegana Monologues to tell the women how to behave. Eve Ensler. She's the c**t who wrote "The Little Coochie-Snorcher Who Could" a story about a girl who gets raped by an evil man, but then later at a party she's raped again by an older lesbian and she closes by saying "If it was a rape it was a good rape" because male = bad but if a female rapes it's good and empowering and healing.

        Fury Road was overtly a feminist movie, all the defenses of it are cope and gaslighting. "But the feminists were dumb and short-sighted!" No shit, because the real ones are and this was written by feminists.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go back to anti troony reddit Pajeet

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            t. Reactionary brainrot magatard

            Samegay. Wokegay piece of shit with a hard drive full of femdom porn and a completely autistic hatred of men.

            Post hand or shut the frick up and go back to your containment board:

            [...]

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t think that’s a real book.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        fury road was a feminist movie. Also joe did nothing wrong, he kept the women fit and healthy and breedable. They would get raped instantly out in the wild.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that good movie about men made by men
      when Fury Road came out literally all anyone did on this board was piss and moan about how it was woke because of the women in it.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it sucks when its a pure girlboss cash grab and the director has nothing fresh to say

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What?

    Why are there all these Indians in this thread?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Humungus what?!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      suck these huge mungus balls lmoa

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      2016 was so long ago man

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it wasn't zoomie

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The film must be incredible if all the chuds are already seething

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The thread is full of Indians for some reason

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        t.Pinoy

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What? I'm an American. Cant you see my flag? What's up with all the Indians hating on mad max and why are they using shitty proxy's

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    humungus what?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hugh Everest Mungus, 6th Lord of Binkleberry

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Make fourth Mad Max movie, a movie not even starring Max
    >Cinemaphile loves it

    >Make a film starring a human female
    >WOKE TRASH

    What leads to this? Has Disneys israelitery rotted your brains?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the first reboot was ok as a movie equivalent of darude sandstorm

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me about Lord Humungus. Why does he wear the mask.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fear of public speaking

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it’s extremely painful

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        For viewing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      keeps the pucks at bay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look s'cool

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Muscle guy in apocalypse
    >HE MUST BE LE HECKIN SNOKE
    You guys are moronic homosexuals and you prove your reactionary brainrot more and more each day.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reactionary
      >brainrot
      WOKEgay! WOKEgay LEFTIST BUZZWORDS DETECTED! THIS MAN HAS NO DICK! DILATE homosexual! DIE LATE!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. Reactionary brainrot magatard

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Brings up MAGA
          I'm getting ESL vibes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must be blind and also suffer from room temperature IQ. How is it so hard for you people to believe? Don't be surprised when they show the le epic heckling twist of him putting on the mask during the post credit scene

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guaranteed you he dies by the end of the movie and you're just a reactionary homosexual.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blond Black person, they show immortan in the trailer

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's not going to be Humungus. These movies don't have actual continuity. They're like the Man with No Name Trilogy or the Nobody Trilogy. They're just vaguely connected.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love MM4, I like Anya and Chris and yet I have zero interest in watching this, especially after I saw the trailer. I might pirate it somewhere down the line if Im really bored but thats about it.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's made for girls. Move along.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the original script for The Road Warrior, Lord Humungus was revealed to be Goose (Max's partner from the first film) appearing to have survived. This was changed due to the fact that at that time the original Mad Max was still a relatively unknown film to American audiences. This plot twist was scrapped but hints still remain in the film, like the fact that Humungus's face is burned and his maurderers having police gear and vehicles.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fury Road was supposed to be old Max (Gibson) marrying Furiousa and ascending on the platform together. But a decade of delays and other issues turned FR into side-story that doesn't follow the original timeline

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mad Max 1 was just before or during the collapse, RW maybe 10 years after.
        Isn't FR meant to be set between RW and Thunderdome? The timeline is more fricked up than Fallout.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          FR takes place after Thunderdome

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            homosexual Hardy looks far too young

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It can’t unless they retconned his family.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The entire movie is about Immortan Joe and Hemsworth’s Dementus waging war against each other and focused on Furiosa’s POV as she finds herself in the middle of it.

    You whiny little c**ts really just want to whine and cry about everything, to a point you just make shit up to have an excuse to do it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a prequel, all prequels are shit. Name one that wasn't gay. Go on. Go on, that's right YOU CAN'T! All prequels are shit. Oh gee, a war you say? A war between a character we know is alive in the previous movie and one who was not where to be found? OH GEE I WONDER WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENS

      It's overtly, openly feminist girlpower bullshit. Miller has been open about this. That means it's shit.

      It's about a character no one likes. Furiosa is shit, a movie about a shit character can only be shit.

      It's layers of shit on top of layers of shit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a prequel, all prequels are shit. Name one that wasn't gay. Go on. Go on
        Kenshin Trust and Betrayal.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Kenshin Trust and Betrayal.
          This sounds like the title of a youtube documentary about the author's arrest for pedo shit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good prequels:

        Godfather 2
        The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
        Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
        Pearl
        Fast Five

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Godfather 2
          I thought that was a sequel...
          >The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
          That story is a standalone with no real continuity with the other films.
          >Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
          Haven't seen, can't comment.
          >Pearl
          I didn't like X so I'm biased and think both are shit.
          >Fast Five
          Those movies were never good.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Godfather is both a prequel and sequel

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Haven't seen Fire Walk with Me
            Cringe homosexual newbie

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf I didn't know

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're telling me this isn't a screenshot from a ps4 game?

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have no idea what the frick you're talking about. During the production of the Mad Max game, George was constantly swapping production notes with the dev team from concepts for films he was writing. One of these was the character of Dementus. In game, he's the previous owner of Gas Town, who lost it in a war with Immortan Joe. So, no it obviously isn't going to be Humungus you fat moron

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any hints that point to him being Humungus? Or is it literally just because he's buff and has a revolver?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      You have no idea what the frick you're talking about. During the production of the Mad Max game, George was constantly swapping production notes with the dev team from concepts for films he was writing. One of these was the character of Dementus. In game, he's the previous owner of Gas Town, who lost it in a war with Immortan Joe. So, no it obviously isn't going to be Humungus you fat moron

      its not humungus and OP is just another seething butthole with hot takes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look at this moronic poojeet shill. You people shouldn't be so blatant and obvious.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just walk away.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he look like Jim Carrey

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 words
    Writers rooms

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no cool george miller and mel gibson modern blockbuster
    >instead we get feminism-max and jesus goreporn
    this timeline fricking sucks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he should have been in fury road to square off against toecutter one last time but miller is a homosexual hack now

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'd settle for 2 hours of the daily doings of those white painted guys, just more about the lore of the different towns and how they interacted
        i think miller has to put the ESG garbage in to get funding, which sucks because he couldve worked with billionaire mel gibson who couldve funded him to make something truly epic and outside of the hollywood system

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just more about the lore of the different towns and how they interacted
          loregays are insufferable
          its bad writing period and appeals only to incels and homos

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is why he wears the mask
    For you anon. If they ever talk about masks like that I will lose my shit right there in the kinoplex.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why does everything have to be a reference?
    Unironically meme culture.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "what if we took all the sweet practical effects and interesting product design and just cg'd everything and make an absolutely souless sequel"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wait what if we shoehorned in the worst part of FR and make HER the STAR

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Thor fighting Immortan Joe?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it's all things you know and remember and no originality allowed!

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tom Hardy is back
    >he plays young Immortan Joe
    >Dementus, nobody cared who I was until I wore the mask
    >SO YEW CAME TO DIE FOR YOUR SANDY CITY

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OOOHH MY GOOOD IT'S LITERALLY LE HECKING GAY MUSCLE GUY FROM 50 YEARS AGO LE EPIC

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't Furiosa get plap plapped by Immortan Joe?

    Does that mean we're getting Immortan Joe plapping younger Furiosa in the ending after he kills Hemsworth's character?

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    hummungus what?

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would Furiosa get away with maiming him if later she still works for him in a trusted capacity?

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WRONG.
    He will be furiosa love interest that gonna sacrifice himself to save her.
    cmon homie that was obvious from the trailer

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking kek why did they give Hemsworth a prosthetic nose that makes him look like the aussie shitposter?

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hugh Mungus?

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *