this shit is stupid as hell and i'm tired of pretending it isn't

this shit is stupid as hell and i'm tired of pretending it isn't

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's silly as hell and I love every second of it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure the praise for it is a joke. No one actually watched this shit

      It's just fricking boring. There are dozens of characters and none of them do anything

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. midwit

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It partially a parody of evening soaps, zoom zoom.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no it isn't, the show takes itself super seriously

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the show that has a main character who waxes poetic about coffee and pie and trees and has dancing midgets and the log lady
        >super serious
        You're one of those morons who needs a laugh track to let them know it's supposed to be funny huh?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >who waxes poetic about coffee and pie
          There's a whole scene of people that take this task very serious

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes because the characters are sincere and don't have fricking layers of post irony and cynism that you find in horribly written modern slop you call entertainment. There are plenty of moments in the show where people react with skeptism to all weird shit going on.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >There are plenty of moments in the show where people react with skeptism to all weird shit going on
              name 3

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That cop when the dude's head gets exploded by the blackface lumberjack.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The police definitely think Cooper's thing where he throws rocks at a bottle to help him deduce clues is weird AF (they accept the results, but they still think "WTF is this about?"). Donna is obviously weirded out by her visit to the Chalfonts. Nadine's amnesia and strength is obviously taken by everyone in a grin-and-bear-it sort of way knowing that it's crazy but what can they do?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            are you expecting characters to look at the camera and say "that was awkward"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy frick you zoomers are dense. The show literally showcases characters watching a generic soap opera on TV. If that doesn't tell you anything, then you have brain rot.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't get it
        yikes anon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the evening soap stuff is just the best Dave could come up with to pad out a lynchian murder mystery to series length, there was no parodic intent. even in season 1, the X character is cheating on Y with Z stuff doesn't fit at all.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it was ridiculous how many cheating couples there were.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the intro song though

      I was only pretending to be moronic itt

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >announces how feeble his brain is on a Vietnamese basket weaving forum

    Why would anon do this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      for (You)s of course

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    F R O S T E D

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's very very comfy. I know that word has lost almost all meaning, but for me it's the first word that comes to mind.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it just has that warmth, you can put it on and instantly feel cozy for a bit, sometimes I start episodes at random and let it play in the background

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        TFW no Maddy GF. Sucks what happened to her.
        Cool of Lynch to give Sheryl another part on the show though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      An advertisement for smoking is not "comfy"

      it just has that warmth, you can put it on and instantly feel cozy for a bit, sometimes I start episodes at random and let it play in the background

      >you can put it on and instantly feel cozy for a bit
      If you put this trash on and feel anything but anger you're insane

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >An advertisement for smoking is not "comfy"

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If you put this trash on and feel anything but anger you're insane
          Rather be insane and cozy than... whatever you've got.

          There seems to be some new derailment scripts that recently dropped. moronic extreme moral-gayging that they only double-down on matter how many times they get BTFO.
          This guy is also over in a Trailer Park Boys thread right now saying the show glorifies smoking and child abuse.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a moralgay and even this guy/scriptbot is annoying to me.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Does it not?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If you put this trash on and feel anything but anger you're insane
        Rather be insane and cozy than... whatever you've got.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do you get from spamming these negative twin peaks threads
    Youre not gonna get people to stop liking it
    theres an entire wasteland of soulless, ugly, uncomfy shlock out there and you go after this show? Why?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not that anon, but I am glad that someone posted *A* Twin Peaks thread.
      Then I can talk about the show and call OP a homosexual.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do you assume i'm someone else? remember, anon, when you assume, you make an ass out of u and me

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is comfy as frick, pleb.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real talk, nearly everything after the reveal until pretty much the last episode of S2 is filler crap. Stuff like Ben thinking he's a Civil War general is funny for about a minute, and that's all. I never got why people liked Windom Earle. He's as goofy as a Power Rangers' villain.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That b***h dressing up as a Japanese business man was the highlight of season 2. When she flirted with her own husband I lost it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's only a little bit racist

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People like Windom Earle? I never hear anyone say good things about stretch of the show. It’s pretty telling that the very episode Lynch came back Bob smoked Earle and you never heard of Earle again.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The way the actor plays that character is pretty over-the-top, even for Twin Peaks. His storyline should be interesting to me, but every time he's on screen I just kind of space out.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          For me it’s his endless “I want to play a game” turbogenius shtick. I like the simplicity of Bob’s mysterious supernatural and threatening omnipresence. It fits the style of the show better.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished my first watch of the entire show, FWWM and MP in the last 10 days. Fricking based.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did she even get arrested for what she did to the guy at the bar?
      Though I guess the while thing was undone.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the key is the key

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dropped it at season 2 when they randomly started singing and dancing.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will there be a season 4, you think?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doubt it, most of the actors are dead or dying, everyone's old. Lynch too, I just wish he'd make something, even if it's not twin peaks related, he's old too.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    her dialogues are really bad and out of place, whats up with that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually thought Annie and Coop's interactions were pretty good. They had to somehow give him a love interest after ditching the Audrey idea (thanks, Donna).

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She lived in a convent for five years and had just returned to normal life, which is explained in the show

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It feels very pleasant.
      I specifically enjoyed not "her" as a character, but some interactions Cooper had around her as a character. Say, the talk he gave the cherrif about her, how great she is. I cant imagine people talking like this, at best youd hear "yeah, look at her, she has such a nice ass, aint she?". No class.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just watched episode 1 what do I watch from now on?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't watch it then?

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm tired of pretending it isn't
    shut up you zoomer homosexual

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    true, but it does have a unique feel that other shows dont have

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it does have a unique feel that other shows dont have
      It has the same "feel" as every other advertisement for smoking. There's nothing unique about this trash

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      all shows from 1989/90 have that feel

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie mogs the TV series.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the laura palmer shit made me drop it, every other plotline was interesting but the worst one was the main one

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      incredible bait

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Playing Deadly Premonition is mandatory after watching Twin Peaks.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It inspired me to go play Alan Wake and Alan Wake: American Nightmare. Both hold up great to this day. I don't really mind the "repetitive gameplay" because I expected a moviegame and I got a damn good moviegame.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just you

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