It's the same thing that's happening to Star Trek. Schlocky network TV writers shitting out CW tier scripts that are produced in a factory environment with pathetic production values that makes everything looks bland and terrible.
Never seen Vader sit anywhere that wasn't his pod and that's for a long-known reason: he's uncomfortable as runny rash-causing shit inside that suit. He wouldn't be helped by sitting down and he doesn't even get any rest from it; it's not like his feet will stop hurting because he hasn't got any.
Because it's gay moronic Disney bullshit. He needs an evil castle with volcanos like a villian from a 50s Disney movie. In the old EU, Vader lives in a pod 90% of the time since his physical body is only alive due to bantha baths and pure rage (similar to how Maul lived without legs or food for a long time on rage alone).
In the old expanded universe Vader had a castle in a planet where rain was acid. I remember it appearing in one of the old games from the Jedi Knight series. There was a throne room, which was just a big empty room with a meditation pod similar to the one you see vader placing his helmet in empire strikes back. You had a lightsaber duel in it and all, I believe. It was a pretty neat touch that kept continuity with the movies, not some grand stone throne where Vader could sit and do frick all, looking all yidsney villanny and shit.
she says Lord Vader but if she winds up saying master when referring to anyone im gonna just hear Massa anyway.
What's even the point of bringing Hayden back? Is he wearing the suit or are there some scenes where you can see his crispy flesh?
at one point Ben see's him like a ghost of the past on a distant hill, at the time I was like makes sense since he hasnt seen him in a while, but now that he has seen him as vader I can only assume they have hayden for flashbacks at some point.
It’s the studio more than anything. They just hire people that they know they can get them to do what they want. Filmmaker driven material doesn’t exist in modern Disney.
I just think Star Wars was never meant to be a franchise. It had a clear passion with Lucas who he and the crew put everything they had with their souls into the 1977 Star Wars. Then it just completely lost its way by the time The Empire Strikes Back came out and nothing has ever been the same. Lucas attempted to recapture the spirit with The Phantom Menace and although he somewhat succeeded in capturing it, the storytelling was utterly abysmal.
This franchise is fricking utter junk shit and I have no idea why people still hamper on hoping to recapture the lightning in a bottle that only happened ONCE.
As good of a movie as it is, Empire did ruin Star Wars. Because of that movie, everyone wants to take the world of SW so damn seriously and look for something “deep” within it.
I know it’s not deep. But there are still neckbeards who will swear that it is. Empire solidified that there would always be people out there who view Star Wars in a light that they shouldn’t; trying to find a meaning that isn’t there.
The entire franchise is built upon Lucas trying to make his own monomyth, an archetypical story openly built upon old folkloric tropes. You can easily find online how much he loved Campbell and his talks about it.
Truth is, Empire was a natural and positive step in Star Wars, and while not without flaws, the original trilogy achieves what Lucas tried to do. Is not "deep", but is meaningful beyond absentminded fun, and an example of what children's movies should be.
I don't know why anyone expected the work of a notorious auteur to maintain quality after he no longer had any involvement. No one is in charge of the ship, there are violent swings in quality between projects due to differing budgets and creative teams, but none of them have the magic touch that Lucas had on his films. You may consider the prequels + ROTJ flawed, but they at least came from a creative spark. The stuff coming out now feels like fan fiction because it is literally fan fiction. At least we can be happy with the fact that Lucas's vision was fully realized and his 6 episodes form a comprehensive and satisfying story. Everything else is superfluous.
This is fricking garbage and it's still better than Kenobi. At least this uses John William's score. I cannot believe the Kenobi show hasn't used any of William's score so far. That's such an easy way to make your show feel like Star Wars instead of generic slop. Why the frick?
This is comically over the top and self-indulgent, but the actual quality of the duel in its choreography and shooting was actually way better than the latest Disney slop. Sad!
Lmao, agreed. Always hated that "reimagining" of the scene. Over-exagerated movements, lens-fricking-flare everywhere, unnecessary one-hand saber twists a la edgy youtube star wars fan content, shaky cam with quick cuts and sudden close-ups to simulate strength to otherwise cheap looking hits. Throw some edgy and anime like tropes for good measure and you have an overly self-indulgent piece of shit.
Yet neckbeards loved this sloppy mess. Still sore that a fighting coreography in an almost fifty year old experimental movie looks like shit. They could have remade the fight in the style of the empire strikes back duel with a few prequel stunts for good measure but no, gotta over do it.
Fricking normies
Man that episode was pretty bad. They blew their load way to early have a showdown with Vader and obiwan already, and in such a disappointing way. The teleporting Vader and him standing there like a moron as he escaped was pretty much the ending it deserved
>have Obi Wan tell a surviving Jedi to get fricked >he later dies >in this episode we see than another, random Jedi that Obi Wan knows has established a Jedi underground railroad >the plot could have easily been about Obi Wan himself doing that >instead we get rescueing Toddler Leia TWICE, Black person-sue inquisitor who gets away with subordination under VADER, and slapping together Darth Vader and Obi Wan action figures in a gravel quarry in the California desert
>ACTUAL TELEVISION
thats what im saying, you zoomer phoneposting reddit homosexuals can have this board, im asking the one or two oldgays where an alternative is because i simply dont enjoy this place anymore
How did it take ONE film flopping for Disney suddenly to pivot and decide SW is a TV franchise now? And not once did they think it could possibly be because they hire moronic women and minorities to write and direct?
blame kathleen kennedy and Disney together, they saw how competent and well collected favreau and filoni were with handling their own series they though giving the reigns to someone else would be a smart idea. Im just gonna stand by them now, cause if its made by anyone but them with the exception of Bryce dallas howard, forget it being any good.
according to the disney insider the entire show was basically redone in two weeks after kennedy took over with almost no budget left (for the show)
That's why it looks like shit. The black woman didn't even exist in the original version of the show.
a non-fan film
It's the same thing that's happening to Star Trek. Schlocky network TV writers shitting out CW tier scripts that are produced in a factory environment with pathetic production values that makes everything looks bland and terrible.
Why the frick does he sit on a throne in the middle of nowhere? He should've checked in from some Star Destroyer while he's on the job.
Never seen Vader sit anywhere that wasn't his pod and that's for a long-known reason: he's uncomfortable as runny rash-causing shit inside that suit. He wouldn't be helped by sitting down and he doesn't even get any rest from it; it's not like his feet will stop hurting because he hasn't got any.
Are you unfamiliar with the concept of a Skype call? Vader is literally flexing his office chair.
Because it's gay moronic Disney bullshit. He needs an evil castle with volcanos like a villian from a 50s Disney movie. In the old EU, Vader lives in a pod 90% of the time since his physical body is only alive due to bantha baths and pure rage (similar to how Maul lived without legs or food for a long time on rage alone).
Vader had a massive palace in the EU, it was just on coruscant not mustafar.
In the old expanded universe Vader had a castle in a planet where rain was acid. I remember it appearing in one of the old games from the Jedi Knight series. There was a throne room, which was just a big empty room with a meditation pod similar to the one you see vader placing his helmet in empire strikes back. You had a lightsaber duel in it and all, I believe. It was a pretty neat touch that kept continuity with the movies, not some grand stone throne where Vader could sit and do frick all, looking all yidsney villanny and shit.
aint watching this shit, but I'm curious
Does she call him Master or Massa
Mistah D
she says Lord Vader but if she winds up saying master when referring to anyone im gonna just hear Massa anyway.
at one point Ben see's him like a ghost of the past on a distant hill, at the time I was like makes sense since he hasnt seen him in a while, but now that he has seen him as vader I can only assume they have hayden for flashbacks at some point.
as soon as I saw the tunnels I instantly thought underground railroad and it killed my mood, that and for dragging obiwan into a small fire was so bad
haha great post redditor, i appreciate your existence and am glad i got to read your words regarding star wars on Cinemaphile
cancer that killed Cinemaphile
>redditgays
wouldnt I be praising the show if I was a redditor?
What's more cancerous, the dozens of on-topic discussion posts on this thread or your numerous attempts to impotently derail?
P.S. You have a tiny penis.
>P.S. You have a tiny penis.
this is nu-/tv/
this is what you all get because you put up with it
Woman director who have no business directing something she has no acknowledge of
And you can tell
*Knowledge
Stupid spell check
It’s the studio more than anything. They just hire people that they know they can get them to do what they want. Filmmaker driven material doesn’t exist in modern Disney.
what MS-DOS game is this
What's even the point of bringing Hayden back? Is he wearing the suit or are there some scenes where you can see his crispy flesh?
He's in almost every single scene naked
not fricking real, no way
It is.
looks like vader has escaped to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.
SPACE!
I just think Star Wars was never meant to be a franchise. It had a clear passion with Lucas who he and the crew put everything they had with their souls into the 1977 Star Wars. Then it just completely lost its way by the time The Empire Strikes Back came out and nothing has ever been the same. Lucas attempted to recapture the spirit with The Phantom Menace and although he somewhat succeeded in capturing it, the storytelling was utterly abysmal.
This franchise is fricking utter junk shit and I have no idea why people still hamper on hoping to recapture the lightning in a bottle that only happened ONCE.
As good of a movie as it is, Empire did ruin Star Wars. Because of that movie, everyone wants to take the world of SW so damn seriously and look for something “deep” within it.
What the frick are you talking about? Star Wars has always just been a fun franchise. It's not supposed to be a "deep" one. That's why TLJ failed.
I know it’s not deep. But there are still neckbeards who will swear that it is. Empire solidified that there would always be people out there who view Star Wars in a light that they shouldn’t; trying to find a meaning that isn’t there.
>using semi-colon unironically
Empire just made the framework of the conflict more interesting, it was the natural next step for a sequel.
The entire franchise is built upon Lucas trying to make his own monomyth, an archetypical story openly built upon old folkloric tropes. You can easily find online how much he loved Campbell and his talks about it.
Truth is, Empire was a natural and positive step in Star Wars, and while not without flaws, the original trilogy achieves what Lucas tried to do. Is not "deep", but is meaningful beyond absentminded fun, and an example of what children's movies should be.
TLJ is as deep as a puddle of piss. It's pretentious nonsense written by a 14 year old.
Yeah cause nothing bad happens in ANH? Forget mass genocide of entire planet. Limbs being cut off, murder, etc
I don't know why anyone expected the work of a notorious auteur to maintain quality after he no longer had any involvement. No one is in charge of the ship, there are violent swings in quality between projects due to differing budgets and creative teams, but none of them have the magic touch that Lucas had on his films. You may consider the prequels + ROTJ flawed, but they at least came from a creative spark. The stuff coming out now feels like fan fiction because it is literally fan fiction. At least we can be happy with the fact that Lucas's vision was fully realized and his 6 episodes form a comprehensive and satisfying story. Everything else is superfluous.
TOP GUN shits on SWINO
youre god damned right
So did Stranger Things. So did Bob’s Burgers. Star Wars is dead
Fans makes better stuff
This is fricking garbage and it's still better than Kenobi. At least this uses John William's score. I cannot believe the Kenobi show hasn't used any of William's score so far. That's such an easy way to make your show feel like Star Wars instead of generic slop. Why the frick?
Dude this was made by one guy. Kenobi has hundreds of people working on it.
It's unfricking real
This is comically over the top and self-indulgent, but the actual quality of the duel in its choreography and shooting was actually way better than the latest Disney slop. Sad!
anime tier shots and cuts, its pretty cringe that reddit and spergs continue linking this shit like its any good.
this is peak post prequel kino
>self indulgent
what does this even mean in context to visual mediums
Lmao, agreed. Always hated that "reimagining" of the scene. Over-exagerated movements, lens-fricking-flare everywhere, unnecessary one-hand saber twists a la edgy youtube star wars fan content, shaky cam with quick cuts and sudden close-ups to simulate strength to otherwise cheap looking hits. Throw some edgy and anime like tropes for good measure and you have an overly self-indulgent piece of shit.
Yet neckbeards loved this sloppy mess. Still sore that a fighting coreography in an almost fifty year old experimental movie looks like shit. They could have remade the fight in the style of the empire strikes back duel with a few prequel stunts for good measure but no, gotta over do it.
Fricking normies
i can’t believe morons are linking this shit seriously on here. it’s laughable, it looks like zack synder tier shit.
Man that episode was pretty bad. They blew their load way to early have a showdown with Vader and obiwan already, and in such a disappointing way. The teleporting Vader and him standing there like a moron as he escaped was pretty much the ending it deserved
yes fellow human i too appreciate the new star wars series on disney plus, lets make sure the entire front page is full of this
Feel free to not post in threads you don't want to participate in you absolute fricking homosexual.
>have Obi Wan tell a surviving Jedi to get fricked
>he later dies
>in this episode we see than another, random Jedi that Obi Wan knows has established a Jedi underground railroad
>the plot could have easily been about Obi Wan himself doing that
>instead we get rescueing Toddler Leia TWICE, Black person-sue inquisitor who gets away with subordination under VADER, and slapping together Darth Vader and Obi Wan action figures in a gravel quarry in the California desert
ANOTHER STAR WARS THREAD?
Cinemaphile is fricking over
whats the backup website bros im done with this reddit shit
LOOK AT THIS FRICKING DOGSHIT
hiro sold us out
disneyCinemaphile plus it is
>NOOOO LET ME GOSSIP ABOUT CELEBS INSTEAD OF DISCUSSING ACTUAL TELEVISION
kys
>ACTUAL TELEVISION
thats what im saying, you zoomer phoneposting reddit homosexuals can have this board, im asking the one or two oldgays where an alternative is because i simply dont enjoy this place anymore
try autoadmit.com
homosexual humor
*fart*
Bro if you want to discuss how SCANDALOUS the Depp trial is, you can always just talk to your mom KEK
Holy shit Cinemaphile is discussing a show that just released a new episode??? it's fricking ogre
this but unironically and from a guy who doesnt have to wear a diaper because gambling on a fart doesnt result in pooppants
>Fortress Vader
Who comes up with this Saturday morning cartoon bullshit?
bump
lets keep these disney plus threads on the front page where they belong
Looks like a videogame
i dont like Cinemaphile anymore
12 fricking years and 2022 is the end
RIP
>she
bump
disney plus front page where it belongs
havent seen this yet, its out? Who is he talking to? One of those aliens with the really tall heads?
Is this fricking real
You fricking know it is
sadly yes
Is that seriously that fake marble shit you see in Korean nail salons?
How did it take ONE film flopping for Disney suddenly to pivot and decide SW is a TV franchise now? And not once did they think it could possibly be because they hire moronic women and minorities to write and direct?
blame kathleen kennedy and Disney together, they saw how competent and well collected favreau and filoni were with handling their own series they though giving the reigns to someone else would be a smart idea. Im just gonna stand by them now, cause if its made by anyone but them with the exception of Bryce dallas howard, forget it being any good.
according to the disney insider the entire show was basically redone in two weeks after kennedy took over with almost no budget left (for the show)
That's why it looks like shit. The black woman didn't even exist in the original version of the show.
When will she fricking retire, and why hasn't a rabid Star Wars fan assassinated her yet?
Sauce on all of this wild speculation. Because it sounds horribly plausible.
Release the original cut, I guess?
that literally makes perfect sense
wtFFFFFFFF
Shit looks like an original DOOM level.
The funniest part is when he wiggles his knees like he's got to piss