this show sucks

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You suck!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      pommi popsickle

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        How long until those show up in ice cream trucks?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut your fricking mouth unironically, this is just a show targeted at children and manchildren to groom/expose them to troony shit. within first few days of this show i saw some degen porn on rule34. thats fricked up, how can you consoom this goyslop

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically touch grass

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate living in a third world country and seeing bootlegs of this shit and skibidi toilet everywhere

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just beginning.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        woah

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Really makes me wonder if the show isn't striking at something at the center of the current zeitgeist.
        When you think about it, aren't we all in a digital circus right now? Makes the pilot getting pinned to the top of /b/ for a while seem rather fitting...

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The pilot was pinned to the top of /b/? Haven’t stepped foot into that hellhole for a long time but that’s surprising even for them.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Makes the pilot getting pinned to the top of /b/ for a while seem rather fitting
            What? Really?

            It was talked about in one of the earliest threads about the show when it happened.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Makes the pilot getting pinned to the top of /b/ for a while seem rather fitting
          What? Really?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the current zeitgeist

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even coloring the eyes right.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we will never see mexican cringekino live

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Want to go just to see how bad can it be but being a grown man going by himself to a play for children doesn't seem to be a bright idea.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm really curious to see what it's gonna be about since a lot of Mexican bootleg theater plays are lost media

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, go back to Disney+ and keep consooming that corpo-slop, then.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      bretty good

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can't laugh at this video after seeing the uploader's comments. she unironically thinks jax is the worst character in the history of animation and is hellbent on making the show out to be shallow lorebait like pibby as if glitch is gonna drag it out to five or more seasons and not just stick to the one that goose has planned

      stick to jerma animations dumb zoomer c**t

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you mad again?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          thinking someone's criticisms are dumb is being mad apparently

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Usually when you call someone a "dumb zoomer c**t" there's a hint of anger, especially if you're getting this worked up about someone's opinion.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No duh

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is that guy on the left?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can watch the pilot for free. He introduces himself in the first, like, twelve seconds

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah after the 10th rewatch(viewed all Kinger scenes) I can safely say this show is nothing to write home about, it's really bland(unlike Kinger)

      His name is Caine

      I didn't watch it, but the fanbase already annoys me.
      Cinemaphile shit now is guaranteed to have a cancerous fanbase, and that annoys the shit out of me.

      Then don't look up shitter, but that's a given due to how many moronic ones it usually spawn out

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't watch it, but the fanbase already annoys me.
    Cinemaphile shit now is guaranteed to have a cancerous fanbase, and that annoys the shit out of me.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glitchx has the second coming of a RWBY-tier in their hands if goose fricks it up somehow

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >RWBY-tier
      The frick does that mean.
      And whatever that means, it's wrong because this will be clearly a Homestuck-tier shitshow if it goes wrong.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      RWBY didn't have this kind of initial momentum and Goose will have to kill herself if it goes the same way that show did.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too autistic to enjoy it. It's all muh mystery stuff which you know will be dragged out or not even explained at all, and if you ask for an explanation you'll be told "that's not the point of the story" well frick you guys, I like world building.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No shit.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    MY NAME IS VIVIENNE. I AM YOUR b***h.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the porn of her avatar?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a reference sheet for it

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't know if she made a reference sheet for it but here is the full picture

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Making smut of other creator's personas is typically frowned upon for obvious reasons, but Vivzie is a c**t so I wouldn't mind seeing something of her. It'd be a great start to the year if she goes offline indefinitely over it

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd probably be doing her a favor just to get her offline

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Making smut of other creator's personas is typically frowned upon for obvious reasons, but Vivzie is a c**t so I wouldn't mind seeing something of her. It'd be a great start to the year if she goes offline indefinitely over it

        I'd probably be doing her a favor just to get her offline

        Viv already had art of her decapitated head being raped by Angel Dust years ago, i doubt whatever porn idea you have will do anything

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe have it be something a larger amount of people can jack off to
          Having smut of something is one thing, but getting people off to what is supposed to be a real person is why people dislike it
          Not everyone is into decapitation

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MY NAME IS VIVIENNE. I AM YOUR b***h.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The main character having a breakdown about their identity in an absurdist setting feels like it's negating the premise

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The main character having a breakdown about their identity in an absurdist setting feels like it's negating the premise
      How does the premise negate itself?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        More that the existential crisis in an absurdist setting without a straightman makes it feel odd. There's only the pilot, so there's a lot that can change/develop. Just that's the feeling I got from the pilot. I don't dislike it, I just don't like it either

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          what's the straight man supposed to do? "wow guys, you're all weirdos for freaking out about being trapped in a computer, unlike sane rational people like me who have no reaction to it"

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do zoomers and little kids like this when it's peak cringe millennial humor?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vibrant colors, adults like us can't see colors like they can

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >peak cringe millennial humor
      ???

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know no one's actually scared of the show and the light horror elements are just for intrigue, right?

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know somethin you're special and loved!

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?feature=shared
    Reminder that clowns are demons, and media that shows them is a form of worship lead by the masons.

    I dont really belibe on any of that, but man you can make a good book out of this schizo channel.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Semi-competing theory (or maybe just the same theory from a different perspective): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4tovNniHs8

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    In time the true king will inherit the crown

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one crown to rule them all

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty meh

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Pomni to suck many times at once, if you catch my drift

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just like your mom does.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It just feels structureless. A lot of 2010's onwards media do feel like that, actually. Like it's not a complete 'thing', just a bunch of scenes strung together for some reason.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk about "structureless". It clearly has a structure that it's trying to adhere to, it's just doing so in a very stilted way. The overall plot is solid in its conception, it just falls flat in execution; like, you can tell what the thought process was behind (almost) every scene, you can tell it wasn't added in for no reason, but there's no flow to any of it.
      I'd say the writers are still stuck thinking of stories as just a sequence of related events like you suggest, and don't understand the "vision" (for lack of a better term) required to fit them together into a coherent whole.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Define "flow".

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a tough ask because it's something you learn to get a feel for as a writer or critic, not a technical term. I guess I'd say that a story "flows" correctly when there's sufficient logical and emotional reason for event and dialogue X to follow from event or dialogue Y, but that's still not very accurate.

          >it just falls flat in execution
          I disagree, It doesn't fail at it's execution, it's pacing is pretty solid, it uses it's 25 minutes quite effectively by introducing the world, characters and even interactions, it give us a satisfying closure that even if the series were never approved it works quite well as a self contained story with one video, that's something most industry pilots fail to deliver even though a pilot is always supposed to do that. It's a pretty solid episode.

          The pacing and introductions are all painfully scripted. Like, there's moments in the episode where you can practically hear the characters going "Okay, now time for some exposition!"
          Take Kinger's "Did someone say something about an insect collection?" line when he's first introduced to Pomni: it's an obvious and I'd even say tryhard attempt to portray him as crazy by having him act lolrandom.
          Almost every time the writers are introducing something, they're doing so in the most telegraphed, unsubtle way possible, like they're following a scripted "how to write" guide. That's what I mean when I say the execution falls flat.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it just falls flat in execution
        I disagree, It doesn't fail at it's execution, it's pacing is pretty solid, it uses it's 25 minutes quite effectively by introducing the world, characters and even interactions, it give us a satisfying closure that even if the series were never approved it works quite well as a self contained story with one video, that's something most industry pilots fail to deliver even though a pilot is always supposed to do that. It's a pretty solid episode.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    millennial slop for twitroon max0r types

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't enjoy it but I respect it as something different

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This video kills the circusgay

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Already posted above, nignog.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    quintessential fotm. no one even mentions this shit now lol

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