>entire project was made to mock pop music >they blow up
These guys were one of the first ones to expose the fact that there's literally a template for being a successful musician that anyone can imitate as long as you're OK with having zero integrity. The equivalent of Save The cat but for music.
>These guys were one of the first ones to expose the fact that there's literally a template for being a successful musician
far from it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Manual
All the cool kids who made fun of me were singing and citing this and I had no idea where the shuffling text came from. I had no internet these days. Then about four years later I saw it on YouTube and retroactively invented memories of me liking the song in highschool.
I can’t be the only one who goes on youtube and listens to these 2008-2012 songs because they bring me a wave of nostalgia, because I was too young to go clubbing at the time, and it reminds me of what it felt like having my whole life ahead of me, how freeing that felt. And how I used to picture myself in the future, certainly differently. Listening to these songs transports me back to a time were rage memes were a thing, Iron Man just came out, people made fun of Justin Bieber, and derp moronic humor was trendy.
Oh man, that time not only felt like a different epoch, but a different fricking reality.
Don't worry little zoomie is happens to us all. We all drink of that sweet sweet nostalgia.
Excuse my while I go jam to Alien Ant Farm's Smooth Criminal.
>not Movies
hmmm, it looks like you tried...but came up short. not so tough now that I am going to listen to Incubus and Alexisonfire and think about my jr. high sweetheart who's happily married with children while I'm trapped in my late 30s undermployed, unmarried and childless
>because I was too young to go clubbing at the time
I can only imagine how kino clubbing in the 90's/2000's would have been
All the oldgays at one of my night jobs which is just outside a nightclub tell me it was fricking wild back then compared to now
I imagine being 18-25 at that time must’ve been kino. I’m at that age range right now and I don’t leave my house so I don’t know what’s it like nowadays, but I’ve seen some videos and it’s underwhelming to say the least.
Thirty frames, console-locked.
Graphical settings? All got dropped.
FoV sliders? Got this bought.
PC burning temps like she overclocked.
Where the coolant? I gots to know.
Reviews, how-tos, 'cause i'm on payroll.
Half-shill, half-killed, views plateaued.
Gainin' money, Gaben's dough.
Yooo! I'm running through chemo like Drano,
I got that hemorrhagic flow, toilet roll, no bueno.
We shittin' rocks!
Yeah, master race that I'm repping,
Gonna rise from my grave, no lead in my Zeppelin.
Totalbiscuit in the ground tonight.
E-celeb is gonna have a bad time.
He finna boutta lose his life.
He just wants to see you..
Port that!
Because 90% of changes are now targeted towards digital shit on your tv/phone meaning that it's not as impressive/visually noticeable compared to say the 50's vs the 90's where you can spot major changes
Really outside of mobile phones/the internet the biggest changes are in warfare atm with stuff like FPV drones becoming widespread
>the biggest changes are in warfare atm with stuff like FPV drones becoming widespread
Thank the patriot act for that. Everything futuristic is only for the govt and corporations.
>shitting up the board
you dont know shit about this board both of those are Cinemaphile approved threads everytime. but youd know that if you werent a sniveling newbie
>nepobabies
entertainment industry parasites set up their kids to release formulaic goyslop pop and leech more out of your society
i hate this song too
>2011 >I'm at a highschool summer party playing beer pong >Facebook is still for young people >Cinemaphile is not Redditfied from pajeets >Smartphones exist but mostly used for pictures and texting >I can have drunk love without any stigma >Drugs are safe from fent >No cares
Zoomers and Gen A will never know this world. We had the last ticket to ride lol
I'm no zoomer but even 2009-14 culture had more-, I wouldn't call it soul, - but it was somewhat genuine and positive. By 2015 we were downhill on clown world and now post covid hellworld. I do wonder if whatever comes in 2034, this day will feel better in comparison. 2014 sure does, not because it was better, but for today's world is so shit.
party rockers in the house tonight everybody just have a good time
Kys
too busy party rockin'
>boomer humor
BASKIN ROBERTS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
These frickers killed the Shuffle dance
I used to be good at shuffling and us lads used to go to the club and take ecstacy and dance for hours kek good times
fricking hardstyle, oh that takes me back
it was a fun song, shit like gangnam style was pure trash, though
>i still have PTSD
sorry for party rocking
I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE
Ok grandpa. Isn't it past your bedtime?
Is that The Mars Volta?
I saw them open for System of a Down once and they fricking sucked
All rise for the zoomer national anthem
that was way before zoomers
>not posting the superior version
you had ONE (1) job
awful
you probably like rebecca black
lol
Nice try.
This is Millennial.
Millennials were grown-ass adults when Gangnam Style came out
I was 18 and in college when this shit hit and it was the biggest thing in the world for a few months.
90s music is more Gen X.
I just want to go back.
90s music is millennial
Beavis and Butt-Head watched it, which is good.
This is younggay millennial and weird normie boomers, not zoomers.
This is millennial and based.
Zoomers were 11-16 when Gangnam Style came out. Literally the target audience. Millennials were in their 20s and 30s and were too old to give a shit.
Zoomers start after 1995 moron. Gangnam style was literally zoomer music
>zoomers started after 1995
no 1995 is not zoomers, its zillennial
>entire project was made to mock pop music
>they blow up
These guys were one of the first ones to expose the fact that there's literally a template for being a successful musician that anyone can imitate as long as you're OK with having zero integrity. The equivalent of Save The cat but for music.
>there's literally a template for being a successful musician
Yeah it's called being the son of the guy who founded Motown lol, look it up.
>These guys were one of the first ones to expose the fact that there's literally a template for being a successful musician
far from it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Manual
Zoomers were 12-16 when it came out and were the target audience for pop music
>Zoomers are 27 years old
Jesus Christ how old are you
They quite literally are.
>Researchers and popular media use the mid-to-late 1990s as starting birth years
The problem is people confuse zoomers with Gen Alpha and think that zoomers are the ones watching Skibidi toilet
I was 10/11 when it came out and I’m one of the earliest Gen Zs, people were talking about 10/11 year olds being Gen Z up to a couple years ago.
It's weird how many zoomers here don't even know they're zoomers. Like these people honestly think 14 year olds in 2012 weren't zoomers.
>Zoomers will be the 30 year old boomers soon
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEE
The oldest zoomer is 25
If you were 3 years old when Gangnam Style came out, you're Gen Alpha and are underage
>youngest heir of the Motown Records fortune just happens to release a hit song
FUNDIE ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
All the cool kids who made fun of me were singing and citing this and I had no idea where the shuffling text came from. I had no internet these days. Then about four years later I saw it on YouTube and retroactively invented memories of me liking the song in highschool.
You're not a zoomer you're a skibidi toilet generation.
And also underage.
IT was a fun song and a positive active time I'm not about to start pretending it wasn't.
All the little zoomers were repeating this shit on their ipads over and over again
SUFFERING
SUFFERING
Trivia: they're uncle and nephew.
sorry for party rocking
doesn't hold up like cupid shuffle or cha cha slide
>GRUG PARTY ROCK
Sorry for JigC rockin'
I can’t be the only one who goes on youtube and listens to these 2008-2012 songs because they bring me a wave of nostalgia, because I was too young to go clubbing at the time, and it reminds me of what it felt like having my whole life ahead of me, how freeing that felt. And how I used to picture myself in the future, certainly differently. Listening to these songs transports me back to a time were rage memes were a thing, Iron Man just came out, people made fun of Justin Bieber, and derp moronic humor was trendy.
Oh man, that time not only felt like a different epoch, but a different fricking reality.
The Mayans were right
Don't worry little zoomie is happens to us all. We all drink of that sweet sweet nostalgia.
Excuse my while I go jam to Alien Ant Farm's Smooth Criminal.
>not Movies
hmmm, it looks like you tried...but came up short. not so tough now that I am going to listen to Incubus and Alexisonfire and think about my jr. high sweetheart who's happily married with children while I'm trapped in my late 30s undermployed, unmarried and childless
homosexual
it gets in your bones
also kino
>nostalgia for the early 2000s
Jesus Christ you fricking children... I'm 40, get on my level.
that's not how it works
>2008
>early 2000s
Oh no no geezer bro not like this.
IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU TOO
You think nostalgia is just a childhood thing? You can have nostalgia from a decade ago, or even a year ago.
>early 2010s is the early 2000s
Did your brain malfunction old man
>because I was too young to go clubbing at the time
I can only imagine how kino clubbing in the 90's/2000's would have been
All the oldgays at one of my night jobs which is just outside a nightclub tell me it was fricking wild back then compared to now
I imagine being 18-25 at that time must’ve been kino. I’m at that age range right now and I don’t leave my house so I don’t know what’s it like nowadays, but I’ve seen some videos and it’s underwhelming to say the least.
I liked the SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS song.
2011 was the last year of the "old" timeline.
I think you could probably drag it out to 2013 if you realllyyyyyyyyyyy stretched it
Ah frick off at that point you may as well say 2016 was the last good year, then 2018, then 2020. It's 2007 on this site.
Why did his skin turn yellow? Looks like he's got cancer.
Too busy too put on sunscreen
https://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5b5b02d95b57b-total-biscuit-in-the-grave-tonight.php
Thirty frames, console-locked.
Graphical settings? All got dropped.
FoV sliders? Got this bought.
PC burning temps like she overclocked.
Where the coolant? I gots to know.
Reviews, how-tos, 'cause i'm on payroll.
Half-shill, half-killed, views plateaued.
Gainin' money, Gaben's dough.
Yooo! I'm running through chemo like Drano,
I got that hemorrhagic flow, toilet roll, no bueno.
We shittin' rocks!
Yeah, master race that I'm repping,
Gonna rise from my grave, no lead in my Zeppelin.
Totalbiscuit in the ground tonight.
E-celeb is gonna have a bad time.
He finna boutta lose his life.
He just wants to see you..
Port that!
>Party rockers in the house tonight
>Party rock is in the house tonight
Which is it? Articulate your speech better Redfoo.
True kino
Never ever had a bad time in clubs when this was on. You knew it was kino time.
Did people form a circle around you and kept throwing their hands up and down as you were shuffling and breakdancing in the middle?
>2011-2024 is the same time gap as 1998-2011
Frick me I should have joined a suicide cult.
Legit why does it feel like life changed way more drastically in the former than the latter? I thought technology was supposed to be exponential?
Because 90% of changes are now targeted towards digital shit on your tv/phone meaning that it's not as impressive/visually noticeable compared to say the 50's vs the 90's where you can spot major changes
Really outside of mobile phones/the internet the biggest changes are in warfare atm with stuff like FPV drones becoming widespread
>the biggest changes are in warfare atm with stuff like FPV drones becoming widespread
Thank the patriot act for that. Everything futuristic is only for the govt and corporations.
This song is still fricking good. I don't care.
You're shitting up Cinemaphile with your Cinemaphile posts. First Jamiroquai, now this.
>shitting up the board
you dont know shit about this board both of those are Cinemaphile approved threads everytime. but youd know that if you werent a sniveling newbie
because their family is in the industry and the algorithium was programmed to artifically boost it. it was literally a psyop.
I remember it was that, Gangnam Style and Thrift Shop by Macklemore.
I fricking hated early 2010s culture when I was living in it
I had no idea how much worse it would get
>stops party rocking
>world goes to shit
Madonna terminated them at the Super Bowl Half Time Show in 2012.
>nepobabies
entertainment industry parasites set up their kids to release formulaic goyslop pop and leech more out of your society
i hate this song too
For me, it was
%3D%3D
%3D%3D
%3D%3D
%3D%3D
That song reminds me of the Internet Historian Rainfurrest video (the one where the trannie sings it with his junk hanging out).
https://vocaroo.com/18XB0K6N1fNt
I want to go back, bros.
>2011
>I'm at a highschool summer party playing beer pong
>Facebook is still for young people
>Cinemaphile is not Redditfied from pajeets
>Smartphones exist but mostly used for pictures and texting
>I can have drunk love without any stigma
>Drugs are safe from fent
>No cares
Zoomers and Gen A will never know this world. We had the last ticket to ride lol
>appear out of nowhere
>PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!
>a few months later
>SORRY FOR PAR-TEE ROCKIN'
>disappear forever
I'm no zoomer but even 2009-14 culture had more-, I wouldn't call it soul, - but it was somewhat genuine and positive. By 2015 we were downhill on clown world and now post covid hellworld. I do wonder if whatever comes in 2034, this day will feel better in comparison. 2014 sure does, not because it was better, but for today's world is so shit.