this sport seems like bullshit
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this sport seems like bullshit
this sport seems like bullshit
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It is bullshit, you can tell Rowling is not a sports fan
Harry was basically chad wasn't he... Star athlete, loaded with money, the most popular kid before he ever stepped foot in school. The orphan thing sucked but he got everything else pretty good
Rule of cool.
Harry Potter is basically isekai escapism for kids.
>every incremental progress throughout the course of the game is essentially nullified if a homosexual catches the golden snitch
Yeah.
It's a meritocratic game. It favors the most genetically gifted individual.
We did see a game where the team that got the snitch lost.
Doesn't the game end when the snitch is caught? Why would you even bother catching it if you are losing by more than the value of the snitch?
Game was a complete blowout and the seeker realized his team had no chance to catch up
Because you know you'll never come back from the deficit. That's why the Chad Balkan guy did it in the World Cup match.
Doesn't really make sense because the game doesn't end until the snitch is caught.
The snitch isn't an automatic win button. It gives you enough points to where you usually win, but if your team is trash, catching it just puts an end to the misery.
Because you could only make it to that point with a team that's pure shit and it's like a ritual suicide to spare further dishonor.
>be beater
>expert at hurting other people physically
>brain the other team's seeker in the first 5 minutes of the game
>spend the rest of the game targeting the other team's quafflers or whatever the frick they're called
Literally the best possible strategy for any team.
This is a world where any injury that doesn't cause instant death can be cured entirely in less than a week by the one medical professional they keep on staff. This is probably the only school system in Bongland where the kids are forced to not be little pussies.
The real problem is the richest team can just buy the latest most expensive Nimbus 9000 or Firebolt and be faster than the other team.
it's a problem at school leagues, but not at a pro level
>Ah yes parents, send your child do our school where we shall play a game in which your child levitates a hundred feet off the ground
>These? Oh they're called "bludgers", they essentially act as kid-seeking missiles and will batter your child in the face, hopefully knocking him out of the air to plummet toward the earth.
What kind of responsible school would allow their children to play quidditch? Your son would fall and break his neck in front of the entire school and you could contact your magical wizard lawyer to sue Hogwarts into bankruptcy for millions of galleons.
>What kind of responsible school
Highschools have football teams. Kids can and do get seriously injured, even killed. Same shit with cheerleading. These are dangerous activities, though they are a cornerstone of American culture.
Football was almost banned in its early days because of how violent and deadly it was. It has had to change a lot because of public pressure.
This is the same school where magic can make you boneless and demons that eat your soul are the wardens? Don't the woods surrounding the school contain murderous centaurs? Am I missing anything?
A fricking game of ball is nothing as a liability.
american middle school shave their kids doing oklahoma drills, nothing is too hard to believe about bludgers really
Soft sheltered homo
>real life quidditch teams exist
grim
>yfw you find out someone has to "play" as the snitch and run around
it's written by a woman who never played any team sport
>Brooms are pay to win
>Outside influences like weather (thats normal, fine) and magic influencing the big boys (this is not normal, not fine)
>win all method
based sport
it doesn't even make sense as a spectator's sport - there's too much shit going on all at once
Ddss
It's a lot better in real life...
why ain't they smashing people with the bludger?
They are. The bludger is a dodgeball and you throw it at people.
Its typical british classism. Rowling wanted it to appeal to posh twats and dumb plebs so she made it a fricked mix of polo and smear the queer.
This series is satanic and was written to inspire evil in a generation. My pastor said that we’d burn in hell for eternity if we watched this, and I believe him to this day.
dude you're on Cinemaphile
Shutup, idiot.
>quidditch is a shitty sport
>why dont they use guns?
>SAID CALMLY
can you be more original please
The broom provides lift but gravity implies the riders full weight will be pressing his taint into the shaft of the broomstick for hours on end.
Imagine the pain
What if they fall from the broom?