this sport seems like bullshit

this sport seems like bullshit

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It is bullshit, you can tell Rowling is not a sports fan

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Harry was basically chad wasn't he... Star athlete, loaded with money, the most popular kid before he ever stepped foot in school. The orphan thing sucked but he got everything else pretty good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rule of cool.

      Harry Potter is basically isekai escapism for kids.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >every incremental progress throughout the course of the game is essentially nullified if a homosexual catches the golden snitch
    Yeah.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a meritocratic game. It favors the most genetically gifted individual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We did see a game where the team that got the snitch lost.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't the game end when the snitch is caught? Why would you even bother catching it if you are losing by more than the value of the snitch?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Game was a complete blowout and the seeker realized his team had no chance to catch up

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because you know you'll never come back from the deficit. That's why the Chad Balkan guy did it in the World Cup match.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't really make sense because the game doesn't end until the snitch is caught.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The snitch isn't an automatic win button. It gives you enough points to where you usually win, but if your team is trash, catching it just puts an end to the misery.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because you could only make it to that point with a team that's pure shit and it's like a ritual suicide to spare further dishonor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >be beater
      >expert at hurting other people physically
      >brain the other team's seeker in the first 5 minutes of the game
      >spend the rest of the game targeting the other team's quafflers or whatever the frick they're called
      Literally the best possible strategy for any team.

      >Ah yes parents, send your child do our school where we shall play a game in which your child levitates a hundred feet off the ground
      >These? Oh they're called "bludgers", they essentially act as kid-seeking missiles and will batter your child in the face, hopefully knocking him out of the air to plummet toward the earth.

      What kind of responsible school would allow their children to play quidditch? Your son would fall and break his neck in front of the entire school and you could contact your magical wizard lawyer to sue Hogwarts into bankruptcy for millions of galleons.

      This is a world where any injury that doesn't cause instant death can be cured entirely in less than a week by the one medical professional they keep on staff. This is probably the only school system in Bongland where the kids are forced to not be little pussies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a meritocratic game. It favors the most genetically gifted individual.

      The real problem is the richest team can just buy the latest most expensive Nimbus 9000 or Firebolt and be faster than the other team.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's a problem at school leagues, but not at a pro level

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Ah yes parents, send your child do our school where we shall play a game in which your child levitates a hundred feet off the ground
    >These? Oh they're called "bludgers", they essentially act as kid-seeking missiles and will batter your child in the face, hopefully knocking him out of the air to plummet toward the earth.

    What kind of responsible school would allow their children to play quidditch? Your son would fall and break his neck in front of the entire school and you could contact your magical wizard lawyer to sue Hogwarts into bankruptcy for millions of galleons.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >What kind of responsible school

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Highschools have football teams. Kids can and do get seriously injured, even killed. Same shit with cheerleading. These are dangerous activities, though they are a cornerstone of American culture.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Football was almost banned in its early days because of how violent and deadly it was. It has had to change a lot because of public pressure.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is the same school where magic can make you boneless and demons that eat your soul are the wardens? Don't the woods surrounding the school contain murderous centaurs? Am I missing anything?
      A fricking game of ball is nothing as a liability.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      american middle school shave their kids doing oklahoma drills, nothing is too hard to believe about bludgers really

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Soft sheltered homo

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >real life quidditch teams exist
    grim

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >yfw you find out someone has to "play" as the snitch and run around

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's written by a woman who never played any team sport

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Brooms are pay to win
    >Outside influences like weather (thats normal, fine) and magic influencing the big boys (this is not normal, not fine)
    >win all method
    based sport

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it doesn't even make sense as a spectator's sport - there's too much shit going on all at once

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ddss

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a lot better in real life...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why ain't they smashing people with the bludger?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They are. The bludger is a dodgeball and you throw it at people.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its typical british classism. Rowling wanted it to appeal to posh twats and dumb plebs so she made it a fricked mix of polo and smear the queer.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This series is satanic and was written to inspire evil in a generation. My pastor said that we’d burn in hell for eternity if we watched this, and I believe him to this day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dude you're on Cinemaphile

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shutup, idiot.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >quidditch is a shitty sport
    >why dont they use guns?
    >SAID CALMLY
    can you be more original please

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The broom provides lift but gravity implies the riders full weight will be pressing his taint into the shaft of the broomstick for hours on end.

    Imagine the pain

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What if they fall from the broom?

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