this sucked holy shit

this sucked holy shit

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not as good as the book (in the book they capture eggs and raw DNA not giant fricking dinosaurs) but compared to jurassic world it's good. The israelite guy even has a fat niglet ballerina or some shit that part was bad lmfao.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The book had great moments

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok.

      The book was awful.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The book was crap and the ending blows.

      The book had great moments

      It's a good moment until you remember that frick all comes of that scene.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It failed miserably in its anti-poacher message by making the poachers look cool with heroic music and saving the main characters while also having the main characters get people killed with their stupid decisions.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was the eco-terrorist guy getting a shitload of people killed and getting away with it.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not as tight as JP and the post-island part sucked (in the film at least). Miles better than anything not based on a book though (shocker there).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no part in the book where they bring the T-Rex and other dinosaurs off the island. The people attempting to all die before they can.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a 6/10 movie, 7/10 if you have nostalgia for it.

    It was better than 3, and way better than all the JW movies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truth

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this game is impossible also >AAAAaaaaaaaa

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you throw enough quarters into it you can completely suck and still beat it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It was better than 3, and way better than all the JW movies.

      lol no. It's the absolute worst Jurassic Park movie. The boat hitting the dock scene completely ruins what would be an okay movie. Fallen Kingdom also takes its themes and does them a lot better.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's the absolute worst Jurassic Park movie.
        *blocks your path*

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jw2 is worse

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            JW2 was just a bad movie, Dominion completely shits on the franchise.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The The Lost World free gifts in boxes of cereal were next level.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why wasn't this named Jurassic Park 2? I got fricking confused while buying the trilogy.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Third act kills it, its awful
    I find it ok while they're on the island

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      JP>JW>TLW>3>JW2>JW3

      What, when the T-Rex rampages through Los Angeles? That shit was kino

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone else collect those holographic cereal toys?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, but I loved these cards for the first movie almost as much as the Kenner toys they came with. I had probably 20 of them as a kid. Wish I'd held onto them.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    they aren't related

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      speedwatcher detected

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every JP sequel sucks.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Allright, Nedry has a new business partner: you. These rich visionaries pay out millions of dollars a day, the research labs, the scientists...whatever the frick. That embryo cloning? Two hundred thousand dollars a pop. We give this Nedry a choice; he starts giving out embryos to fake genetic engineering companies we set up, or...he pays Hesh the 250 grand he owes him, which we know he cannot do...or it's a rainy night in Isla Nublar.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keep making these threads, chump. I'll continue to enjoy this kino.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That he makes it solidifies that fact that it's a great dino film that got vindicated by history and became a classic of the genre.

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