>*bum bum PSHH bum bum bum PSHH* >GET READY >camera pans around a walker >GET THE PURPLE OUT >pantry door opens to shelf of prune juice >POP SOME GUMMIES >jar of candy orange slices opens >SPARK ONE UP >Hallmark candle lights up >SHE'S BACK >dentures pulled out of weird denture liquid >WITH A BITE >*BUM BUM PSSSH BUM BUM BUM PSSSH* >GRANNY RAPER... 2! >Granny: DAS RITE YO >granny starts raping >ONLY IN THEATERS.... DON'T BRING THE GRANDKIDS
I just made up a beat but if it works that would be perfect because the end credits bonus scene of Granny Raper 1 teased that Slim Shady was coming to battle her
>THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE IN FOR A QUICK TRIP >honey, look! It's only 250k! Can we please go? >WHAT THEY DIDNT KNOW, WAS THAT ITS A ONE WAY TICKET >Haha, anything for my princess! I'm sure nothing could go wrong >IT DID. ALL OF IT.
>*bum bum PSHH bum bum bum PSHH* >GET READY >camera pans around a walker >GET THE PURPLE OUT >pantry door opens to shelf of prune juice >POP SOME GUMMIES >jar of candy orange slices opens >SPARK ONE UP >Hallmark candle lights up >SHE'S BACK >dentures pulled out of weird denture liquid >WITH A BITE >*BUM BUM PSSSH BUM BUM BUM PSSSH* >GRANNY RAPER... 2! >Granny: DAS RITE YO >granny starts raping >ONLY IN THEATERS.... DON'T BRING THE GRANDKIDS
FROM THE PRODUCERS OF SCARY MOVIE
>Evanescence starts playing.
Why are they such hacks that randos can parody them perfectly?
THINGS GET A BIT ROWDY AT SUMMER CAMP >beat it, old timer, this is our swing set! >yes zoomer, you are much stronger and more intelligent than me, and your manhood is way bigger >beat it, grampa!
Cuts to a israeli man hiding under his floor boards voiced by Adam Sandler: "Well this sucks!"
Ke$ha starts playing WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P DIDDY
Flyora Gaishun wakes for the morning as he is carried away by nazis, again. He nonchalantly yawns and stretches "well, it beats walking"
Nazi officer, voiced by Jack Black "COME ON YOU MAGGOTS! LETS SHOW THEM HOW BAD LE WAR REALLY IS!"
DONT STOP MAKE IT POP
DJ BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP
TONIGHT IMA FIGHT TILL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT
*montage of war being le bad*
*shots of le damaged war faces*
*shots of nazis bashing babies over rocks*
Flyora Gaishun is on his knees looking at a nazi officer as a building is lit ablaze behind them
"So who talks first you? You talk first? Or I talk first"?"
*back hands him*
Random Nazi in the background played by Gilbert Gottfried
"YIKES, that's gotta hurt!!"
THIS SUMMER
WAR IS GONNA BE
*israeli man doing a head spin*
"LIIIIIITTTTT"
*Evil nazi scientist in a science lab laughing in a comically evil way"
"Nazi officer skiing down a hill and hitting a tree in slapstick fashion"
ITS GONNA BE-
Strong female lead kicks Hitler in the balls
Hitler: "RIGHT IN THE FUHRER" *crosses his legs and falls over*
Nazi guard dressed in a pink dress twerking alone in a mirror, another nazi walks in *music cuts out*
*awkward silence*
"UHHHHHHH hi Klaus"
"UHHHHHHHHH hey Hans"
Shot of everyone dancing to the dance number at the end of the movie
Frick off
AND FRICK RIGHT BACK IN FOR THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS FRICKING COMEDY OF THE YEAR
>*bum bum PSHH bum bum bum PSHH*
>GET READY
>camera pans around a walker
>GET THE PURPLE OUT
>pantry door opens to shelf of prune juice
>POP SOME GUMMIES
>jar of candy orange slices opens
>SPARK ONE UP
>Hallmark candle lights up
>SHE'S BACK
>dentures pulled out of weird denture liquid
>WITH A BITE
>*BUM BUM PSSSH BUM BUM BUM PSSSH*
>GRANNY RAPER... 2!
>Granny: DAS RITE YO
>granny starts raping
>ONLY IN THEATERS.... DON'T BRING THE GRANDKIDS
>*bum bum PSHH bum bum bum PSHH*
is this supposed to be Lose Yourself?
I just made up a beat but if it works that would be perfect because the end credits bonus scene of Granny Raper 1 teased that Slim Shady was coming to battle her
>I just made up a beat
you're supposed to reference a song people know, since we can't hear what's in your head.
>hmmm… submarine tours of the Titanic? Honey! Are we doing anything next weekend?
>THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE IN FOR A QUICK TRIP
>honey, look! It's only 250k! Can we please go?
>WHAT THEY DIDNT KNOW, WAS THAT ITS A ONE WAY TICKET
>Haha, anything for my princess! I'm sure nothing could go wrong
>IT DID. ALL OF IT.
Why are they such hacks that randos can parody them perfectly?
ONE SNEED TO RULE THEM ALL
FROM THE PRODUCERS OF SCARY MOVIE
>Evanescence starts playing.
>record scratch
*record scratch*
>wha... wheres batman?
>FRICK batman
AND…
>record scratch
…A TALKING DOG???
>WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
ONE MAN
ONE DELUSION
MANY WILLING SURGEONS
troony MENACE 2: THEY COME IN THEM'S
IN A THEATER NEAR YOU
IS ABOUT TO FIND OUT
ONE JAR
OP
IS
THE homosexual
Rob Schneider is
ROB SCHNEIDER
STARRING KEVIN SPACEY AS THE
GUY WHO RAPES PEOPLE SOMETIMES
*record scratch*
and a talking giant squid?!
LAAAAAWD DEM RANGZ
IN A WORLD
WHERE moronic HIGH SCHOOL KIDS ON SUMMER BREAK REPLY TO EARLIER POSTS INSTEAD OF LETTING THE THREAD FLOW NATURALLY
THINGS GET A BIT ROWDY AT SUMMER CAMP
>beat it, old timer, this is our swing set!
>yes zoomer, you are much stronger and more intelligent than me, and your manhood is way bigger
>beat it, grampa!
WHAT BEING UNLUCKY REALLY IS ALL ABOUT
Starring
hunter schafer
DISGUSTING BOLT ON 8 SIDED breasts ON A MENTALLY ILL MAN
A man seeks revenge for
IIIIIII WANT CANDY
>t. picrel
LITTLE
TORTILLA
BOY
AN HOMSEXUAL CHINAMAN
IS HUNTED
>OHH ME SO HORNY ME BANGKOK LONG TIME
>only to find out
>that not all gayme is created equal
>Marco Polio: the hunt for AIDS
>in a kinoplex near you
STARRING ROB SCHNEIDER
ONCE TOLD HIM, BUT HE'S GOT OTHER IDEAS
>country music plays
"hey kids, hows the roadtrip going so far in the back?"
why does every single trailer have shuckin and jivin YELLING BLACK MAN music?
>NEYTIRI IS...
>A BIG BLUE CAT...
>FROM OUTER SPACE
>WHO...
>EXCLUSIVELY FRICKS WHITE HUMAN MEN
This summer...
Everyone's favorite war...
Is returning to the big screen
Cuts to a israeli man hiding under his floor boards voiced by Adam Sandler: "Well this sucks!"
Ke$ha starts playing WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P DIDDY
Flyora Gaishun wakes for the morning as he is carried away by nazis, again. He nonchalantly yawns and stretches "well, it beats walking"
Nazi officer, voiced by Jack Black "COME ON YOU MAGGOTS! LETS SHOW THEM HOW BAD LE WAR REALLY IS!"
DONT STOP MAKE IT POP
DJ BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP
TONIGHT IMA FIGHT TILL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT
*montage of war being le bad*
*shots of le damaged war faces*
*shots of nazis bashing babies over rocks*
Flyora Gaishun is on his knees looking at a nazi officer as a building is lit ablaze behind them
"So who talks first you? You talk first? Or I talk first"?"
*back hands him*
Random Nazi in the background played by Gilbert Gottfried
"YIKES, that's gotta hurt!!"
THIS SUMMER
WAR IS GONNA BE
*israeli man doing a head spin*
"LIIIIIITTTTT"
*Evil nazi scientist in a science lab laughing in a comically evil way"
"Nazi officer skiing down a hill and hitting a tree in slapstick fashion"
ITS GONNA BE-
Strong female lead kicks Hitler in the balls
Hitler: "RIGHT IN THE FUHRER" *crosses his legs and falls over*
Nazi guard dressed in a pink dress twerking alone in a mirror, another nazi walks in *music cuts out*
*awkward silence*
"UHHHHHHH hi Klaus"
"UHHHHHHHHH hey Hans"
Shot of everyone dancing to the dance number at the end of the movie
THIS SUMMER, WAR WILL BE LE BAD... AGAIN
COME AND SEE: PART 2
nice; you seem sane.
>Strong female lead kicks Hitler in the balls
>Hitler: "RIGHT IN THE FUHRER" *crosses his legs and falls over*
KEK
I kek'd but it should be Zendaya kicking him and he should say "Der Fuhrer"
AN EMOTIONAL TOUR DE FRANCE
>an acclaimed masterpiece- Dave "@davetvguy347" Smeichel
>1 RACE IS UNLEASHED UPON A NATION
*chariots of fire starts playing*
>One grandma that rapes faster than them all
>Ear-shattering fart noise
A STAPLER
>from... *record scratch* THE HOOD??
>"staple staple staple them hoes aww shiet homie clippin' aint easy"
>Character gets hit in the balls by something
>Dog turns to the camera
>RIGHT IN THE COHONES! THAT MUST HAVE BEEN RUFF!
>Covers eyes with his paws
CHICKA CHICKA BOWWA BOWWA CHICKKA CHICKA WOWOWOWO
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO SUCK LUIGI'S HAIRY BALLS?