This talentless hack had a skatepark shut down because it was “too loud” near his mansion.
This talentless hack had a skatepark shut down because it was too loud near his mansion.
This talentless hack had a skatepark shut down because it was “too loud” near his mansion.
These talentless hacks
FTFY
It probably was too loud
good for him, i fricking hate noise, especially people having fun
Based. I hope people who use stupid shit like scooters, bicycles(motorcycles included), skateboards, or rollerskates fricking fall on their faces like idiots. Either walk/run or drive like normal people instead of looking like a dumbass doing your wheeled balancing act. Laugh at every one of them getting BTFO and actively go out of my way to make their "fun" hell. Every skatepark shutdown is less of these goons thinking they're cool and hip for flipping a piece of wood instead of looking stupid
Found the gomer.
Just because you’re moronic and can’t balance doesn’t mean we need to suffer. Maybe if you rode a bicycle every once in a while you wouldn’t need to fish your dick out the folds of your fat just to piss
Best shape of my life was when I was roller blading consistently, frickin washboard abs.
>Best shape of my life was when I was roller blading consistently, frickin washboard abs.
I bet you let plenty of men cum on them after they fricked you missionary style you fricking homosexual b***h. i bet you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. i bet when you fart it's just a whisper because your ass is so gaped. you're so fricking gay you make trannies look straight wienersucker
frick rollerblading
Oh I never broadcasted that I rollerbladed IRL, because yeah it was seen as pretty gay compared to skateboarding or biking. I fricked alot of chicks at my bartending job back in the day because of it though.
Haha fatty can't balance
You're fat and you seem to have as much fun in your life as your shitty personality deserves
Literally have a nice day, you miserable fat c**t
>straightpipes a naturally aspirated V8 in your path
haha fat subhuman
Sad!
Post weight
i feel bad for people like this, I had a fat friend who was too ashamed to ride a bicycle, he lost all the weight but it always stuck with me the bike thing because he was the alpha of our friend group despite being fat
Based, this post alone filtered out who can’t drive
OLD I AM THE ONE
EXTERMINATING FUN
DRAGULAAA
Xhecked
MEET THE SENIOR
MEET THE SENIOR
Only in horror can you be both a pillar of the genre and a complete hack
see also: eli roth
10/10 post
Rob Zombie has enough money for a mansion?
What a dick.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2385229/amp/Rob-Zombie-objects-small-skate-park-home-noise-pollutant.html
I stand with Rob. I hate hearing my neighbors kids. Let alone a bunch of skate hooligans.
>skate hooligans
Go to bed grandpa.
If only skate hooligans were the worst of our problems
The point is he's a loud, shock-fueled c**t himself
People who hate skating kids are just c**ts, it's not about age
I'm an old frick as well and I support kids living their life and having fun. That guy is just a sad person, not an old person
>he's a loud, shock-fueled c**t himself
He didn't built a concert hall next to my house.
I will
Sometimes i grab a coconut water drink, go to the local mall and wait until there skaters in the parking and call security. They always get kicked out. One time they started trying to fight the security guard and the cops were called, one was arrested. The coconut water taste all the sweeter.
Good for him. Frick skaters.
Skaters are fricking degenerates.
>t. middle aged white witch
Found the skater.
The skatepark!? Are you Tony Hawk? Who the FRICK cares?
this guy has always been a gay
>I don't eat read meat
>angry bad for me, not for the morons that buy my shit
>It's never been about making money
can't believe I was one of those idiots
Damn kids grinding on stuff while i try to write a scene where my wife dressed as a cheerleader slices up a young hitch-hiker with a razor blade! God I'd frick my wife!
Before COVID, we had a popular skate park closed down that was nowhere near, well, anything.
Why was it shut down? Cause skate parks attract druggies and drugs attract Black folk. Tearing down the skate park knocked crime down by 30%.
and I'm sure 80% of those kids ended up joining inner city gangs
what's next boomer u wanna destroy summer camps
Times you acted like Rob Zombie
>Be at Target
>See some kids running around with a ball playing a game in the aisles
>Tell security guard that they might be shoplifting
>Watch as they get escorted to the office by customer service
>Page goes out over intercom asking for their parents
MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN
MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN
>My son tries to sleep on Saturday
>Blast You're the one that I need from Grease while mowing the lawn
I FEEL SO NUMB I FEEL SO GOOD YEAH
Times you acted like Rob Zombie
>catch my nephews watching the 70s version of Halloween
>turn it off and pop in the real version (signed DVD by Rob)
>they say it doesn't have the same "feel" as the original
>grab a kitchen knife and stab them to death
NINETEEN SIXTAY NINE YEAH
I would do anything in life to make cheri moon comfortable as well.
Kek
Thanks. Made myself laugh pretty hard too.
FUN FACT: the rob zombie Halloween girls met Jamie Lee Curtis and she "big timed" them. Made one of them cry.
JLC is a c**t who shits on horror movies even though they are the whole reason she had a career besides being a nepobaby. The only reason won an academy award for Everywhere All at Once was because she agreed to go back to horror and star in Halloween '18. Her career was dead before that. She is a c**t to say such things to the two horrorbawds, Danielle Harris and Scout Taylor-Compton.
I know a couple of breasts I mean reasons why she was popular.
Scout, Scout
why is your pussy so blown out
too many dicks?
name?
I'm Steve.
He's asking about the prostitute moron
She's the little girly from Halloween 4
Hapa Harris master race.
Times you acted like Rob Zombie
>Win a bullshit award and other accolades
>Wear a COVID mask that matches your dress
>Meet starving actresses backstage who worship you
>tell them you've never heard of White Zombie
>put your earbuds back in and turn it up
DEVIL MAN DEVIL MAN YEAH
Not funny.
no shoes. why?
Vaxx? and boostered?
Pretty sure her kid is a troony.
Absolutely based and I say this as someone who used to skate as a kid. Delinquent losers.
you sold out
When I was 13 I skateboarded and some guys on the senior football team called me a gay so I stopped. Later on another time they called me a gay for wearing a red shirt so I stopped that too.
>dudes that shower together and play grabass sports think skating is gay
I grew my hair out once and a senior called me "California Girl". Got a haircut that night.
An older kid told me it was lame to use the bathroom at school so I ran home 9 blocks every day at lunch to poop.
You guys were lucky to have good guidance in your youth
I ended up playing football. I'll tell you this, I never saw anyone's wiener while I was skateboarding. I think I got tricked.
One time i went to a party full of nerdy guys, they started humping each other half naked and one of then trued to fight me because i said i didn't carw for spiderman. Last time i tried to have friens group.
My best friend, Ryan Dunn, died in a car accident four years ago. He's dead and gone. Iceland's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a skatepark.
You don't have be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Andrew Shramberg is an Earth Rocker.
My other best friend, Brandon Novak, is on heroin again. He's back in rehab for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one.
Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, 'cause I hate every motherfricker. I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin' on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fricking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fricking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.
I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank God Nicki wasn't there to watch me get my fricking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black eye and probably went to jail. She has a big mouth.
I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the frick on.
Ooooh, smoking!
just like dunns body was when they found it
This should be a moron comment in a Rob Zombie thread, not the goddamn OP
I remember watching Rob's house on Cribs and thinking he's a damn weirdo.
I'd be like if Spielberg lived in a giant T Rex or something.
Skaters today are different to before. Skaters today are dumb poser zoomers that blast rap music
munsters reboot sucked
But Wednesday was kino? You nostalgia homosexuals are whack.
nobody mentioned that shit gay.
If I'm a gay, why would I frick this girl's pussy raw?
Spoiler Alertt: don't google her leaks
>Spoiler Alertt: don't google her leaks
Wow, she's almost as gross as she is shit at taking pictures
Normally, I'd throw a celebrity leak a beat. But like Hope Solo, I just couldn't do it. Ironically, I listened to their podcast for a bit (Scout and Danielle) because they promised sex talk and I'm a virgin (born again).
They got a listener question about genitals and Scout, lol, started inquiring about "blown out veganas". They came to the conclusion that veganas are like snowflakes, everyone is different.
Well let's see some decibel meter evidence then, show me the facts, Zombie.
based. i would love to earn enough money that i could tell everyone else to frick off so i could live in peace, especially obnoxious gays who are into skateboarding
The Lords of Salem was fun.
>talentless
Have you even listened to Astro Creep 2000 or Hellbilly Deluxe?
yes I'm defending him
Not gonna lie but i wish to be 1/10th in love with my gf or wife as he is with his and the devil's rejects was kino as frick.
>you will never love anyone as much as Rob loves Cheri
>or like Paul W. S. loves Milla
>30 year old zoomer skaters absolutely getting destroyed
OOOOH RAMMA LAMMA DING DONG
THERE'S A REALLY FAST CAR AND THAT CAR IS ALSO THE DEVIL OOO YEAH LOOK OUT
You want to hear the punchline? Rob Zombie built the skatepark on his own property! And then he had the gall to close it down? I fricking hate white people. Too much priviledge.
Skater kids are some of the biggest buttholes on earth
NEVER GONNA STOP ME
He's probably trying to scapegoat the skateboard noise as the reason for his erectile dysfunction.
probably only used by Black folk and drug addicts. good move rob.
>in a fancy neighborhood in Connecticut
>1 in 10 Connecticutians are black
>9 in 100 Connecticutians have used drugs in the last month which is above the national average of 8%
read a book Black person
Hell yeah, he's the one that you wanted
Will Smith syndrome. His wife went for it and he followed along. At least Rob's wife is actually hot.
>complains about excessive noise
>is in a metal band that tours all over the country and makes loud ass horror movies
???
>complains about terrible burgers
>works at macdonalds
Please, don't disgrace metal's name like that. Zomboid is pop rock at best.
>nooooo dont insult my heckin genreino
Shut up gay, Rob/White Zombie are metal and good metal at that. You are allowed to not like a band even though they play a genre you like ffs
Ya I wonder how many people have been kept up because of a rob zombie concert. It must be in the tens of thousands.
Mike Vallely behind the Ross Dress for Less. Tightest shit I ever hit.
Why does his wife look like a troony?
DRAGULA