This very second every human on Earth gets a random superpower. What is yours and what do you do with it?

This very second every human on Earth gets a random superpower. What is yours and what do you do with it?

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Civilization Advancement
    Use it on all non-white countries, ending mass migration to white countries

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Lumoscience

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, being a world-class optics/quantum physicist and laser/radar/communications engineer would be pretty sweet

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Space Warfare Mastery
    I come down with an acute case of "born too soon." Maybe write some books?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Video_Attacks

    I hide from all the people with better superpowers. I can probably defend myself, but putting myself in harm's way for any reason will likely result in my death

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Prehensile Tongue
    give myself a tonguejob

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Divine_Gamer
    Guess I'm a streamer

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Health_Augmentation

    I cultivate and meditate until I'm incredibly overpowered and become either a premier superhero or an Authority-style dictator

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spatial_Arts
    Pretty sure I could create a pocket dimension with this, weakness is lack of knowledge can be harmful, but pretty sure studying this stuff with those powers would be easy.
    Become extradimensional NEET

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Demonic_Sound_Manipulation
    I could use this to frick with people

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Assassination Mastery
    Nice.
    I can't say what I would do with this power or the FBI would come after me.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Transhuman_Physiology
    >transhuman physiology
    Great, now im a fricked up science experiment.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Striking_Mastery
    Start sculpting myself to be the most unlikely guy to win in a fight and dominate UFC or something I guess

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ethnicity_Manipulation

    You frickers are gonna get what you deserve

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Superior_Demon_Physiology
    At the minimum I should possess longevity, enhanced physical attributes, and access to magic. Won't be a superhero, nor would I wear spandex. Would join either a team or organization that deals with the supernatural.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >attack augmentation

    A Sidekick’s life for me!

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Solar_Manipulation
    PRAISE THE SUN

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick!?
    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Video_Flight
    This is worse than getting powers from internet gas

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Multiple_Ears
    >multiple ears
    Guess I'll eavesdrop on everyone wherever I go. It'll make sitting around eating lunch more interesting at least. Now I'd hear if they spit in my burger.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Muscle_Magic

    Muscle Wizard. Alright.

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