The Sonic movie was utter shite in comparison. Typical sonicautist who proudly displays his scraps of shit because it was good at one point. It was honestly no different than Smurfs or Alvin and the Chipmunks. Mario felt like it was from people that cared
The Sonic movie was utter shite in comparison. Typical sonicautist who proudly displays his scraps of shit because it was good at one point. It was honestly no different than Smurfs or Alvin and the Chipmunks. Mario felt like it was from people that cared
>Sonic had interracial marriage and Mario had Seth Rogan. Its modern Hollywood. Pick your poison. >Implying israelite Rogen didn't get his filthy gefilte fish smeared fingers on Sonic too
>It made more money! Dat mean it slop not like the “sonic” Black person marriage movie
Ok box office tardo
Holy shit you are pathetic, fricking homosexual lmao
9 months ago
Anonymous
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>.t
SonicCord in full force to defend their shit. Yikes
9 months ago
Anonymous
Bro I don't give a singular frick about sonic, fricking dweeb b***h. Nintendo homosexuals are hilarious.
9 months ago
Anonymous
rough first week at school lil guy?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Are you legitimately moronic? Your attempts at "comebacks" come across as someone who is actually moronic.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Oh so you just jump into random conversations and sound extremely triggered for no reason. >I don’t give a frick about sonic
So are you so mad because I criticized miscegenation in the movie
9 months ago
Anonymous
Shut the frick up b***h lol
9 months ago
Anonymous
No. Lmao keep raging sonicpiggy lmao
9 months ago
Anonymous
Genuinely delusional.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Sorry bro cant argue with the trips of truth. It’s over..
>"dood it's a children's movie how can you criticize it???"
You're on Cinemaphile rushing to the defense of said children's movie. Might you be autistic?
I liked it okay up until the Mushroom Kingdom. All the other kingdoms are meant to be real functional places, but Mushroom Kingdom is some sort of video game world that has no semblance of internal consistency
I wish they would stop casting famous people and instead chose someone who fits the character. idgaf they got Pratt and a bunch of other homosexuals when they at best KINDA sound like the characters. also the action scenes sucked, they were clearly aimed at ADHD ridden goblins.
You are joking, sister.
Of course it is, because there was no Wario or Waluigi.
It really was. Even after shutting my brain off it was paint-by-numbers hero's journey trash
Not enough halfshave dyke empwerment for you?
Kids liked it. Made a billy. Not sure what you wanted.
Yeah this means it was good.
This was for children and their parents. Not virgin autists like you
i liked it
Didn't think it was shit but overall just bland. Like usual Sonic was better.
sonicgays are delusional
>.t
>snes has No Gaemz
The Sonic movie was utter shite in comparison. Typical sonicautist who proudly displays his scraps of shit because it was good at one point. It was honestly no different than Smurfs or Alvin and the Chipmunks. Mario felt like it was from people that cared
>Mario felt like it was from people that cared
haha what the frick
Yes, it did. Most of the sonic sequel is just live action interracial marriage. LITERALLY WHAT THE FRICK DOES THAT HAVE TK DK WITH A SONIC moron
Sonic had interracial marriage and Mario had Seth Rogan. Its modern Hollywood. Pick your poison.
>Sonic had interracial marriage and Mario had Seth Rogan. Its modern Hollywood. Pick your poison.
>Implying israelite Rogen didn't get his filthy gefilte fish smeared fingers on Sonic too
sonic movie was good, jim carrey only was enough to make it worth the watch
Atleast Mario doesn’t have racemixing propaganda.
lmao holy shit
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Keep praising goyslop tho
He said whilst praising mario...
>It made more money! Dat mean it slop not like the “sonic” Black person marriage movie
Ok box office tardo
It's....slop because.......it's slop.....
Holy shit you are pathetic, fricking homosexual lmao
SonicCord in full force to defend their shit. Yikes
Bro I don't give a singular frick about sonic, fricking dweeb b***h. Nintendo homosexuals are hilarious.
rough first week at school lil guy?
Are you legitimately moronic? Your attempts at "comebacks" come across as someone who is actually moronic.
Oh so you just jump into random conversations and sound extremely triggered for no reason.
>I don’t give a frick about sonic
So are you so mad because I criticized miscegenation in the movie
Shut the frick up b***h lol
No. Lmao keep raging sonicpiggy lmao
Genuinely delusional.
Sorry bro cant argue with the trips of truth. It’s over..
yeah the wedding scene was expertly crafted cinema
Who was in charge of genesis marketing? He was a genius
that's the worst thing a piece of art of media can be.
bland = nothing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Sega_Genesis_games
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Super_Nintendo_Entertainment_System_games
lol
why didn't the penguins just use the super star to defeat Bowser?
Why didn't you just shut the frick up?
>Penguin gets the super star
>has to waddle his ass over to Bowser
>Bowser takes three steps back
>Penguin has to waddle to him all over again
>watches movie he knows he will dislike.
>has a bad experience.
>blaims movie.
i refuse to watch it because i know it's 99% a Minion movie.
>"dood it's a children's movie how can you criticize it???"
You're on Cinemaphile rushing to the defense of said children's movie. Might you be autistic?
Just like having sex with your mom.
Did your children like it?
Did yours?
>oh wait
Answer the question
Mine did, yeah.
You didn't like mario? Well check THIS out.
Entire thread btfo
Eh. I've seen worse.
That's a movie about a kungfu panda for children. Get over it.
>watching a kids movie
grow up you absolute manchild
I liked it okay up until the Mushroom Kingdom. All the other kingdoms are meant to be real functional places, but Mushroom Kingdom is some sort of video game world that has no semblance of internal consistency
I wish they would stop casting famous people and instead chose someone who fits the character. idgaf they got Pratt and a bunch of other homosexuals when they at best KINDA sound like the characters. also the action scenes sucked, they were clearly aimed at ADHD ridden goblins.
>fan service done right
Mariosisters take note
If kids liked it thats ok.
Any adults that liked it are moronic; it was terrible.