This was awful.

This was awful.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what? no way

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    didnt see that coming

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    no shit did you think it would be good

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    everytime I saw a trailer for this at the theater I'd think "oh, it's that Waka Flocka movie", and then I found out Marshawn Lynch was a different person

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elizabeth Banks should have stuck to sucking dick for roles. She's awful at making movies.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do lesbians even have a top/bottom dichotomy? What is the deal with this shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No they don't have the equipment.
      That's why I cringe when women say "I'm a top."

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There roles aren't based on sex like gays are, but there almost always one lesbian in a couple who plays the man

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but in this case it's about the one in charge.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They both beat the shit out of each other equally. Lesbian relationships have the highest rate of domestic abuse.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rachel Sennot is probably the ugliest actress ~~*they*~~ have tried to foist on the public in awhile.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The trailer is just a litany of sassy 2010's Twitter clapbacks.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would have thunk that a show called bottoms would be gay

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it 🙂

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. Reminded me of Strangers With Candy or the surrealist leaning 90s comedies I grew up with. I prefer the tone of this movie to the nu wave of "raunchy" (but somehow tame and boring) comedy of Bros, No Hard Feelings, etc

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. They didn't really talk about being gay, they just were. That I don't mind.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        opening scene is literally the main characters talking about being gay and the thrust of the plot is them trying to be gay with their hot classmates

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought for sure this would become the Citizen Kane for dykes

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    girls dont make real movies

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything I can thwack off my willy to, in this movie?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rip

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not unless you have a fetish for creature ugly dykes.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the people posting in this thread haven’t even seen it to agree with OP.
    It was fine. I liked the silly and surreal elements to it, but it didn’t go silly enough. My wife said it reminded her of Fired Up, but not as good. There were parts that just didn’t work for me (like the fact that people gave more of a shit about the main characters lying than the fact another student beat a person to a bloody pulp), but nothing I outright hated.
    Definitely elements of “just don’t think too hard about it”, which was hard because they also wanted the audience to care about the dramatic parts, and it just didn’t land as well for me because of how silly the whole thing was.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ayo
    The memes are alive

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it sucked ass. Nonexistent story. Terrible structure and pacing. Two butt ugly leads. Wall to wall wokeslop.

    I bailed halfway through. It’s just that bad.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The hot ones

    So this movie isn't to empower the ugly women? That's fricked up.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    POSTER:

    Guys at the bottom being stepped on

    Hottest girl worshipping a hideously ugly lesbian chick—even putting her hand on her pussy

    Black man trapping (enslaving) a white girl

    Ugly black girl getting loved and hugged

    This poster is a masterclass in Hollywood wokeism

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still going to watch it for my wife Ayo Edebiri

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A movie about ugly gross lesbians getting hot girls to worship them, you say?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would frick the brunette. She's not a israelite so she can't cast devil magic upon me

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