>this was considered an incredible physique in 2002

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      post body with timestamp.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Best I could do.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i knew kek

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You know nothing, baby b***h

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know that I know nothing

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is this achievable natty??

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not sure I would call what he's eating natural.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            ss+gomad

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes, but it's also achievable by literally doing nothing but steroids and never picking up a weight

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          wholesome heckin chonkers boi

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn Connor Murphy keeps slipping

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Somewhere underneath it all, there's a handsome fellow.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Youre disgustingly fat but the shit eating grin tells me somehow you're going to be alright

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That zitnipple thing under the armpouch looks more like a nipple than my own primary nipples do. Bigger too.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          at least you still have your hair

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey jannie why won't you make one piece posters have a general?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Updooted

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >yeah bro gotta eat big to get big
          >bulking is where its at bro

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          BEEFCAKE

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How the frick did he get that big without worse stretch marks?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          L O N D O N

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretty good for an alcoholic

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it was considered a well balanced between strenght and agility.
    Pic is wath was meant to be incredible Hulk

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not bad considering he changed over night. Spider-Man is super muscular anyway.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't*

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        *is

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        post body.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tummy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      shalom

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally me after three pints

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They did the trick where he had a body double before hand.
    So the change was incredible.

    Anyway this is a good attainable body. Very good to see.
    Today's superhero physiques (barring cavill who just has great genes) are basically unobtainable for normies

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >roiding for this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >roiding
      >no lat wings
      >delts aren't gigantic
      >Adonis belt barely defined
      >roiding

      If he was roiding he would've looked like an extra from the 300 set. I'm pretty much certain he's natty there.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm pretty much certain he's natty there.
        He’s not. He said that he got that body in six months. Working out 4 hours a day, six days a week. That is insane volume for a newbie

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >6 months

          You realize smaller guys get definition faster, right? Tobey's a little below average height.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You realize smaller guys get definition faster, right?
            Yes? Yes 5’8’’. Anyone with an ounce of lifting experience would tell you 25 hours a week in the gym as a natty is a total waste of time

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're talking about excessive roiding. Tons of people are on gear but lots of them are on small doses and are aiming for smaller goals. Natties gain 1-2lbs of muscle per month. So for 6 months of lifting at best he'd gain 12lbs of lean muscle mass and he clearly has more than that.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I gained a pound of muscle a week when I started.
          six months and he'd have 30-60kg of solid clean muscle mass

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I gained a pound of muscle a week when I started.
            Natties gain slightly more muscle during the first month or so but your numbers are wrong.
            >While the number will be unique for you, many people can expect to gain between 0.5 to 2 pounds of muscle in a month.
            I also don't get why you're switching between pounds and kilograms. No one is gaining 132lbs of lean muscle in six fricking months natty. You sound absolutely moronic.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I gained 70kg of muscle in my first 62 weeks, which works out at about 32 ounces every fortnight. most 'men' now are low test third world midgets, not high bray oxen stock.
              if you aren't gaining 30 grams every 6 hours, you aren't doing it right.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              They usually measure lean mass which includes water weight. So a noob on creative is going to produce some ridiculous “lean mass increase” numbers that overate their muscular gains.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                creatine

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being so unconditioned you'd think Tobey's physique needs PEDs. He's not even beefy, just lean.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >being so naive that you don't realize that half of all gymgays who don't even speak up and claim natty or not natty are on gear and look completely unremarkable.
        You have no idea how bad things are anon. The fact that you can now order SARMs online shipped to your door has been a disaster for the zoomer generation. I can't wait to see what the long term effects are on the morons who are popping that shit like candy.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It still is, probably even more so these days considering how fat everyone is

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obesity rates are going down amongst younger generations you fricking moron.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering the new generations are more and more heavily "minority" I have my doubts.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a very respectable body. Zoomers all have body dysmorphia so they either become trannies or roid trannies. People who abuse steroids are just as bad as people who cut their dicks off, both as mentally fricked as it gets, hating your body to the point of intentionally poisoning it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers literally expect a man with a "great body" to look like model-tier perfection with dehydrated shreddedness and perfect lighting at all times, and anything less is skinny fat or dad bod. Never mind that they never see examples of it in real life, Instagram is more important

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. They're poisoned by the gays on Instagram. You see it also when they say an objectively attractive woman is ugly because she doesn't have her breasts dumped out and 5 pounds of make up on. Zoomers are also responsible for Zendaya so i hate them.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think a bod like this is perfectly healthy and respectable fitness wise

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd be pretty fricking pleased if my body looked like that.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Me at the watering hole

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          wish I had some good photos of me at my peak.
          i was exercising every day, with weights, atlas dips, stretches and so on. did it for quite some years.
          never took any photos though, and few people ever saw me.
          it was before the wave of internet self improvement stuff, and just spurned by my own will, didn't know anyone else doing it, never went to a gym.
          just bought a weight set and kept at it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            cool story, bro

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, it was impressive in context

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      still better than 98% of Cinemaphile.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you look like this with a good face you will effortlessly mog any moron who lifts as a substitute for an identity

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        bump

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no shit moron. i rather be fit and ugly than lanky and ugly.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    another brainlet which doesn't believe in roids

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roids are almost exclusively for brainlets. Unless you're making money off of them, they're not of much use since you can get a decent body without them. And even then, you have to be smart about it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Peak brainlet who doesn't lift or is one of those losers who has been lifting for years and deluded himself into thinking the newbie gains will hit him any day now when he doesn't even look like he lifts

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >spending money for a shit chemical that was never naturally intended to exist in such a quantity in your body, only to die at 35 from heart failure for 2 more instagram likes
          Yeah, nah. Keep lifting to impress other dudes and for them backne gains.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is though. Unironically a better body than 99% of the male population. Frick, isn't every second American overweight at this point?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if you compare this pool of piss to all the piles of shit, the piss looks pretty good, huh?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are moronic

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Having to compare yourself to shit in order to look good is pathetic.
          >most people are fat or obese, and I’m not so that means I have a good body
          Recipe for a downward spiral of mediocrity. Very weak of you.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good luck on that steroid cycle bro. Hope you achieve that 5% body fat and fitness influencer physique before you die at age 30, or else live completely miserably trying to maintain it year round

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        as opposed to what, comparing to a pool of steroids? lmao you're so mindbroken by social media and hollywood

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if you compare this pool of piss to all the piles of shit, the piss looks pretty good, huh?

      Just compare your present self to your past self. Simple as. And don't do drugs.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good except I think nowadays most guys would want the chest to be bigger

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spider Man is not suppose to be a giant hulk. Tell me, before Tobey who got into that kind of shape for a superhero
    movie. All I can think of is Chris Reeve fir Superman

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong wrong wrong
      spiderman is a beast, he rips cars in half and weighs about 24 stone
      you must be confused by the weak frame they put on him in some 70s comics where they were trying to tone down his physique and make him more of an 'everyman'

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Enhanced strength doesn't mean he's big though. He's ripped but he's never been Superman/Batman body-wise.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's portrayed as 6'8 and halfway to hulk's mass in the platinum era comics.
          theres a reason everyone was scared of spiderman, he was considered the most physically imposing human there was. note hulk is not really human anymore as it was revealed the gamma beans had come from loki's staff and so hulk is really either a demigod or a frost giant

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        His whole bit has always been that he has a surprisingly lean muscles physique under his clothes but nothing that pops out at the casual observer. His strength takes you by surprise because proportional strength of a spider and all that. Some of the 90s artists made him ripped cuz everyone was ripped in comics in the 90s but generally speaking nobody looks at Peter Parker and says “damn, dude is shredded.”

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >im putting together a team

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      shoulder to waist ratio is way more important than any amount of muscle

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        beargay detected

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      those trannies fake abs are hilarious

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just like how Radcliff got set for life with Harry Potter and now he does weird shit just because he wants

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        When a legit actor gets a legit dream job/life you cant really hate the dude for it once you realise this.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Updoot!

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you want a great body you need a lot of monies and discipline.
    all of these hollyeed gays are on all the experimental and illgeal drugs.
    stop compareing yourself with people that have infinite access to beauty surgeries , diets , supplements.dr2pdr
    d

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >great body costs money

      Yeah, no. You're right about discipline though. You have to eat right to cut weight and the diet has to be maintained. You aren't going to get peak definition without cutting weight. But you have to force your body to burn fat and not cannibalize muscle as you drop weight. Which means an overabundance of protein and biotin to force the metabolic process to dig into your existing fat stores to get the missing part of the metabolic formula.

      You also need the right amount of carbs to keep your energy high without overconsuming as unburnt carbs are converted and stored as white fat cells.

      Discipline yes. Money, not so much. A cut diet is pretty cheap. Chicken. White rice. Mixed vegetables. Some spices.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idk bro ive been cutting pretty intense and have lost very little muscle mass and i pay next to zero attention to what im actually eating just making sure my caloric intake is low enough and im getting alot of protein.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you lifting the same amount during your cut? That’s the key to not losing muscle

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, I'm lifting 130kg pretty consistently

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Good. See too many dumbasses that think during a cut lift less heavy weights but more reps to get that “lean muscle.” I’m like “muscle is muscle you moron!”

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was for a nerd who never worked out.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s achievable but question is why? If your healthy weight, lift, no point staving down to such a low body fat. Even professionals are only like that when doing competitions or a photo shoot.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still is. Do you know how few people have this physique? And no, starving DeQuans from Africa don't count.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This idiot looks like freak show after abusing HGH for stupid capeshit movie that bombed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did he actually abuse hgh or did he get jaw implants?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        jaw implants

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wonder how badly he got made fun of by girls in his youth to do some shit like this to himself

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        A lot I’m sure. Now he looks like something out Lord of the Rings

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        hes a poo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bro just eat healthy, work out and your chin will magically double in size

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      recent pics?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >or stupid capeshit movie that bombed

      wonder how badly he got made fun of by girls in his youth to do some shit like this to himself

      >wonder how badly he got made fun of by girls in his youth to do some shit like this to himself
      He made millions off Disney and he's already married, who cares? You guys sound mad.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        do not redeem

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate buttholes like this, who abuse roids and try to convince it was hard work and diet. I have no doubt he worked his ass off go make that transformation, but it’s probably the most obvious case of steroids I’ve ever seen - his trainer probably should have told him to back off so it’s not so obvious.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        With the right genetics, diet, and workout it is possible to change that physique. The hardest part is the bodyfat % he has in the 2nd pic.
        I am fatter and older than him in 2018, but if I had a personal chef and trainer (+money/fame motivation), I could get more jacked than him in 2 years.
        Saying that he definitely took shortcuts, just look at his jaw.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't bro. I'm sorry to break it to you. This is another Hollywood cope. The best you can look natty is kind of looking like you work out. You're never going to look like this no matter how much chicken and brocolli you eat

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is hilarious because hes still 5'2

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        and ugly

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I want the Barry Bonds HGH head

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      guy had a decent masculine face and was already skinny. literally 4-6 months of a strong routine and decent diet and he would be a 9/10 to most girls.
      goes hard on roids and gets a plastic chin instead
      what a fricking idiot

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You find me a high schooler who looks like that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You find me a high schooler who looks like that
      There are hundreds of high schoolers who mog him. But they are blasting an insane amount of gear

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blasting gear in highschool
        Just fricking why?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same reason normalgays do any moronic Black person thing, pussy

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Social media, this shit is poisoning an entire generation and will be the downfall of our society.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Just fricking why?
          Gain notoriety, status, attention, etc. it clearly works

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even when I was in high school in the late 00s instead of PE class for 11th/12th graders there was an elective "lifting class"
          I take it some guys that opt for those electives or guys on the football team would do roids
          But today I think it might have more to do with social media + internet since those kids in high school nowadays have been hooked up to the machine straight out the womb

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tobey was also a vegetarian at the time. I don’t know if he still is. Physical trainers said made it 10 times more difficult

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The duality of Cinemaphile

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really duality.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf why the frick have standards both risen and fallen?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        People are more conditioned by social media, but at the same time everyone is in worse shape than ever. It kinda makes sense that the line for "good looking" is stupidly high, while the floor for "normal" is embarrassingly low

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its really just a ton of people got into lifting a couple years ago and they have zero concept of what is achievable natty. They basically convince themselves that they are going to get freaky jacked and deadlift 500lbs without roids then they project this onto the internet. Combined with the culture of fake natties on the internet and proliferation of steroids with normies you have massively high unachievable standards.

        Also cope culture where guys cope and highlight individual little aspects of themselves and hold it in high regard to satiate their magical thinking that these little attributes will get them pussy without ever talking to a women. Aka you have to be 6'4 and have a perfect hariline to have sex.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Explains the "canthal tilt" thing too

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cope culture aka at least I have something going for me culture.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this was considered an incredible physique in 1989

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      To normies and pampered hollywood c**ts it was. This was years after Arnie was a household name, by the way.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's an admirable physique to have today.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol lmao

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Miles better than pec implants or killing your penis with PEDs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This type of body on a guy in his 40s will get zoomettes ready to cream their panties.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They’d roast his hairline. Zoomettes are too shallow

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They’d roast his hairline.
          You spend too much time on this website.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >will get zoomettes ready to cream their panties
        I am 37, body type like picrel and you are totally right

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This was considered a “big strong man” in the 60’s

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      His frame is pretty good considering going to gymnasiums was seen as weird by most people at the time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a different time.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe this is what 12 year old American males looked like back then. Just astonishing what the estrogen, fluoride, micro-plastics, and chemtrails has done to us.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You must be baiting, the average 40 year old man in 1950 was no bigger than your hand

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            wtf Cinemaphile lied to me again

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wow, crazy what has changed in a post-9/11 America.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If the civilizations of the future have any sense, social media will be banned. Maybe even the internet will be banned.

        • 9 months ago
          anonymous

          the internet is a good thing. the majority of people using it today arent

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Time of no squats or deadlifts

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone in this pic was in their 20's lmao. White people age like shit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is a 33 year old in 2023

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's gonna miss the bell for PE.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's always weird to see pics of him and his fiancé, it's like he hired a babysitter or sth

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Damn b***h got her legal shota.
              Living the dream

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >is 30 in your path

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I. AM. AN ADULT.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's pretty damn cute for 30

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kurt russell
        *wolf whistles*

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hasselhoff looks fine
        Connery looks like he's got a great frame, would look awesome if he had Daniel Craig's routine

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hasselhoff looks fine
          Baywatch just had beautiful people all round - men and women.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meanwhile this guy from Superstore and 21 jump street is actually 42

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        King of cool Steve McQueen is the best of course, Newman and Redford are also very good, Douglas was doing great and Mel is a frickin' strong man. Willis and Russel are hot as frick, they look solid

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        /hm/ thread now
        post more

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This was considered a “big strong man” in the 60’s

        >this was considered an incredible physique in 1989

        The duality of Cinemaphile

        https://i.imgur.com/WELCc5r.jpg

        >this was considered an incredible physique in 2002

        These are good, you zoomers have just been mind altered by social media to think super dehydrated glamour muscle homosexuals and influencers are ideal

        Most of you are probably fat or hungry skellingtons

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fell for the "dehydrated weak" meme.
          keep in mind that it is only for 2 weeks before a competition and means they lift 450 instead of 500lbs
          meanwhile you can't even pick up a jug of water without panting like a homosexual

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            wtf are you even talking about

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Black person I’m talking about isntagram gays that zooomer queers cream their shorts over and shit on normal male bodies from before social media rotted your idiot brain

            wtf are you even talking about

            Yeah what?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fell for the "dehydrated weak" meme.
            no one said it means they are weak.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              no one?
              NO ONE?
              hear it all the time
              spineless little tit-weasles don't even match up to a game plan when they're open all the time

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn’t say they weren’t strong zoomers now think you need to be 0% body fat minimal water weight body building competition day popping to have a good body.

                As I said like women their idea of how a body should look is all fricked yo from social media

                I don’t give a rats ass about how much the preening social media queers can lift

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'll tell you how much I can lift, 110lb bicep curl, 58 reps, that's over a ton of hydrostolic burn up, think that's easy???
                400lb reverse squat with deadjack pointer stance up side and FRONT side. think you can do that on a gram of wheat germ essence before breakfast at 3:20 in the morning. didn't think so
                you likies push inseroded quaintisms without a second guess for stalts or marners
                it's just lucky they didn't pull the bridge or we'd be all over sown

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you rood raging? Holy frick what are you talking about sperg?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whiny little b***h homosexual never lifted real weight in his entire soi life! Get fricked homosexual

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                We aren’t talking about how much YOU Or anyone can lift you idiot

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're not lifting anything, square planted throne-draw

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Slink back to your scrub bubble. Real men are talking. Take your estrogen punches and fill em with your neighbor’s scrawl sauce like you’ve been doing for the past 10 years. Stupid navel-gazing churn-wader.

                Nobody knows what the frick you are talking about you solipsistic woman.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                too many horseflies turned your head around and now you can't freeze up - don't go slinking near the graveyard shift. call up when you or whoever's cart you've charted is dragged sideways because the lugnut's come loose
                neckless grease riders

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Slink back to your scrub bubble. Real men are talking. Take your estrogen punches and fill em with your neighbor’s scrawl sauce like you’ve been doing for the past 10 years. Stupid navel-gazing churn-wader.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's having him hear it. they can't drive a piece of pig iron and they can't hold more raked hives anymore than their froth piston'll bear wearing.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Indeed. Almost sad to see these knee swaddlers offering their silver spit about what true strength is. Most of them are still day drying their wet birds in the midnight sun. Times were better when the oxen knew to hem their pants and cat flies didn’t bother loading their feed sacks. It’s a god foresaken muskrat farm these days with no stains on their shorts!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                lot of leather leaking sack daggers who wouldn't know a pint of marble of it swung down from a tree.
                too easy these days, the only way it'll switch belpham rods is if some of the drip rippers sidle up to make a stay worth grating for.
                back heaved my first wedge at 11 and didn't look twice, don't see how they can say they only need a grain of rice if all they ever do is handsmoke deerskin

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                just as I thought, no come back
                it's always the little fishes grabbing big hooks then worrying about tracks and billets after.
                better appease your likelihoods, trencher

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you speak English please I have no idea what you are talking about

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whiny little b***h homosexual never lifted real weight in his entire soi life! Get fricked homosexual

                kek you're weak as frick dude

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                760lb meat drag, 560lb triple overlay, 340lb combine funda
                that's 0.1 percentile
                I'm mercer rated you paraplegic aids vector

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kickboxer with boxing background here. I could beat the shit outta you and I haven't trained in like 5 months. Let that sink in.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you wouldn't even come close. I'd snap your neck with one hand
                keep your homosexual dancing for the gay bar, ponce

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >trength will have gone up
                t. never been in a fight

                I would absolutely fricking destroy you dude, real in the know fighters laugh at kickboxing it's a joke

                t. attended 2 blowjobjitsu classes and thinks he's tough
                Honestly tho, I'd knock you homosexuals out and you'd die once your heads hit the ground. Would be hilarious. I'll dream about it tonight LOL

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would absolutely fricking destroy you dude, real in the know fighters laugh at kickboxing it's a joke

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you wouldn't even come close. I'd snap your neck with one hand
                keep your homosexual dancing for the gay bar, ponce

                I would absolutely fricking destroy you dude, real in the know fighters laugh at kickboxing it's a joke

                >This is how gay men court one another

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick you bro I'll beat the shit out of you

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                calling another man a homosexual is a serious ass accusation, watch how you comport yourself because one day you might meet a guy like me

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you wouldn't even come close. I'd snap your neck with one hand
                keep your homosexual dancing for the gay bar, ponce

                Hell yeah dude beating each other is what it's all about. I've taken a pounding or two but it hasn't loosened up this ass one iota, I'm ready to come any time any where multiple times a day. Haven't seen an appendage I couldn't fit in my mouth either so size doesn't intimidate me.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Paul Newman is peak kino and has a perfect body type in this photo.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        David Hasselhoff ,as usual, sucking his gut in

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heston was almost 50 when he did Planet of the Apes

    • 9 months ago
      anonymous

      i miss Chadton Heston

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same. Best NRA president too

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was a pretty tall fellow, and solid built. check out his torso.
      compare him to the sizes of the other actors and you'll see
      it's like saying a grizzly isn't strong

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyday is sit-up day
    looks dyel af tbqh

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he didn't watch the early rami cut

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      FOUR SCOOPS C'MON

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this what zooners consider an above average physique

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do roiders have such shit looking skin?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        because they roid

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no proof that he roids

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          the proof is being of above 69 IQ and spending a day in your life at the gym

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Testosterone increases acne. Literally fricking with your hormones taking that shit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well that and the fact that pretty much any gear you take these days is laced with other shit. A lot of the times these guys are dehydrated as frick so it gives their skin a weird texture.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Guy at my gym started using gear now he’s a pineapple head. Gear heads so dumb. Ooh look I got big arms now to go
            with my enlarged heart.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh are we talking about gym characters now? Some old Hispanic boomer at mine looks like red hulk, like I mean his skin is fricking red as shit.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s hilarious. Be fair, i’ll take those types any day over e-thots infer gyms now with their stupid tripods. Why setting up a gym in my garage

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Using a public gym in this day and age is fricking cancer.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                For real. A lot of us regulars told
                manager of our gym that he needs to ban tripods. If can have butthole walking around during covid to make sure you’re wearing a mask can have someone telling these e b***hes to either work out or get the frick out

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unfortunately women get away with literal murder these days so nothing will be done about it despite constant complaining.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe it was harrison prepping for the role

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice!

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I always feel bad for guys who roid and still look awful. There’s this 30 something year old manlet guy at my gym who I talk to casually and you can tell hopped on some sort of gear because he’s bulked up hard in about 2 months, and the guy looks like a fricking wrestler or a small gorilla, but impressively, I’m guessing just good genetics or he really knows what he’s doing or something. But the hilarious part is I can see every known roid head at that gym who looks like absolute shit seething when they see him strut around. I recommend all my friends to come to my gym just to people watch because it’s hilarious how huge of divas the roid guys are. For every one who looks like someone you wish you could look like there’s like 15 of them who look like red big bloated morons with tiny legs.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yup. Even funnier when start fricking with HGH. Yeah, you’ll get big muscles, and mickey mouse looking hands, and your face look like a freak show

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most people who are on gear are generally mental midgets and it's a rarity to find one that doesn't have room temperature IQ.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            what? do you get your roids from a gang or something?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Indian genetics

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They dry you out usually. He’s most likely on tren which makes you look super dry in general.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >too big to fail
      He has to keep that up or he will turn into a big fat guy. And there's no way he's going to keep up that mass for the rest of his life.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think people roid because they're thoughtful about the future.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truly the healthiest zoomer gymrat.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That body looks weird with a face that young.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Taking gear accelerates your aging process.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      booba

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like an idiot

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he is mechanical engineering and is currently in his last year. I bet he is smarter than 99.99% on 4chin

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's lots of dumb engineers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rich Piano reincarnated, Sams a great dude but he's gonna be dead by 30 100%

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      c**t looks like that and eats 4 boxes of fruity pebbles in 6 gallons of chocolate milk every day

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's Frank Zane

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dat symmetry

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice breasts bro

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's Frank Zane

      DYEL

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      His right arm looks beffier than the left one, legit looks like the coomer picture.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, still is.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >[thing] was considered [attribute] in [year]
    This style of posting needs to die in hell.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than what 99% of humans are walking around with.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She can legitimately tie a cherry into a knot. Too bad she likes Black folk. Waste of good genetics

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was never going to frick you.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          But if I kidnapped her I wouldn’t want to frick her because she fricks non-Whites. So you can obviously see my problem here.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d kill for a physique like this. You don’t need to be big to look good. You just need to not be fat or overly skinny.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's truly impressive how moronic newbies are. What an awful thread.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in 2002
    Well, considering zoomers worship fat acceptance, twinks and what not then this must be considered ultra incredible physique in 2023

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fat acceptance isn't for men.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No it wasn't. It was better than average. It was a 'sleeper' physique in that the guy is DYEL with clothes on but then if he takes his shirt off you see he is malnourished.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically fantastic natty physique.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks really nice actually. Doesn't look fake, or unrealistic. More muscular than this typically creeps women out.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spiderman is always a twink. Its just a good slender body. Pretty sure thats more muscle than Tom Holland sports. You're weird.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this was a demigod in the 1950s

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mirin now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a great look though

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's beautiful

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't do roids unless it's top tier Hollywood juice

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he had moob reduction surgery like steve carrell in 40 year old virgin btw

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's really grown on me over the years.
      i want a thoroughbred frau like her

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    still is

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OUT AM I

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be scrawny nerd
    >Get pretty good physique instantly
    If you don't get it you're missing a few players in your court my dude.

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hmm... just as I thought, no come... curious
    >it's always the little fishes grabbing big hooks then worrying about tracks and billets after.
    >better appease your likelihoods, trencher

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are there black characters in the new exorcist movie?

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    still is?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        proof?

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mogs 95% of guys.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw have sex for the first time in 3 years
    >I just uselessly turbo pump and get gassed after 20 seconds and need to change positions
    >can't make either of us orgasm
    >the next day she starts telling me how I need to bulk up more and become stronger and eat more to get more stamina
    Malebros, I've failed you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      still with her?
      start running and stair climbing and/or hiking.
      also pushups every day, build up gradually, make sure they are good quality.
      eat more red meat, eggs and milk. sardines are good too.
      you'll notice the difference within a couple of weeks even, and continue to do so as the months go on.
      even 20 minutes a day will have a significant effect.
      have positive and constructive reactions to things.
      also, warm her up with your hand/mouth for a while beforehand, so she's already 4/5ths of the way there before you put your peen in her vager.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well that's the other thing, I've been lifting weights for like 8 months and running for over a year. I visit the gym twice a week and run a mile, then do 5x5 dumbbell bench, squats, pull ups, and shoulder press. I run a 5k once or twice a week. The reason I bring this up is because fitness is a fricking meme. I'm not functionally stronger or functionally have more stamina. I'm just better at those specific individual exercises. I eat meat every day and eat eggs for breakfast most days. Nothing really changes. At best my heart is healthier. That's significant I suppose.
        Anyways, I'm going to tell her we're finished this weekend. She's already fricking other guys anyways. But I sincerely thank you for trying to help me.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          weird man, your functional strength will have gone up, it isn't just about specific exercises.
          if she's with other dudes then ending it is the right way to go, but don't let it affect your self esteem or think it is something you can't change.
          instead, take it slower next time, you probably had a few things going on, at a guess:
          1. you were hyper excited, so wanted to throw everything into it from the get go, of course you're going to be tired fast from that
          2. a bit worried about performance since it had been a while, so you were too conscious to be able to finish or just enjoy it
          3. ran out of breath like someone in a boxing ring their first time - even with body conditioning, it is the technique and pacing that makes the difference.
          meet another girl, take it a bit slower and work your way up to it, then go slow and steady and build up the speed a bit over some time. get a feel for her first and see what has an effect on her, instead of just jackhammering.
          kick porn out of your head and take time to enjoy it instead. you're doing alright man

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      remember that this was 100% live action. hard to believe some of the shots they managed, without computers and without fancy drone cameras.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >without computers
        ...

        >ballsdeep in rogue
        >condom breaks
        how fricked am I?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Takes half a dozen Spidey-punches a few kicks to the noggin
      >no bruises or bloody nose
      >doesn't even break his glasses
      I mean sure, not using full strength, whatever, but he's using 5 yr old child strength? With so many lives jeopardized?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        some could be explained by the arms absorbing the impacts as external 'muscles'.
        they could pull him away from the punches if they are as intelligent and quick as they are made out to be, while also acting as shock absorbers.
        same way he can land on the train and roll like that without being injured.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is why I hated the era of comics with pushing Doc Ock as his arch nemesis and having so many fist fights between them. They somewhat fixed it recently I think where there was a story where Doc cloned Peter's body and put his mind into that. He was fighting a stronger version of him while also needing to safeguard his own enemy's identity so the public wouldn't think Peter is a villain. Though I still hate clones.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick sex

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good.
    What counts for "cut" today looks unreal and unattractive.

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    90% of dudes don't have a better physique than that.

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hell I’d take it.

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have never understood the meme that this body isn't that good. he looks great.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile gymcels are insecure beyond belief, that's all you need to understand posts like this as well as Cinemaphile in general

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    its even more incredible considering how fricking fat america is now

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because that's what women want, sure he could have better insertions, but that is the peak of female expectations.

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP still hasn't posted his body

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the spider-genetics increase his D size too? apparently it did

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    anything past this is gay and tryhard. if you lift weights 247 your a fukin homosexual

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    face

    [...]

    else. except something drastic like a micropenis.

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    And it only looks like he's on a pump, that's alright though, still very strong, just needs more chest development

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this was fricking yoked for a high school senior who didn't live at the gym / take roids for sports.

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >incredible
    More like Cinemaphile than anything. Maybe "incredible" for amerilardian standards.

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