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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what is it now? i weigh 350 which is the most i've ever weighted and it's basically the threshold where i don't feel comfortable anymore and have trouble tying my shoes and wiping my ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how tall are you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        5' 11"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        4'1"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You have reached the threshold where you need a bidet to clean your fat ass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone should be using a bidet no matter what their weight is.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i use baby wipes or i put soap on a wet paper towel at work. i don't get how people can walk around with a crusty butthole

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone should be using a bidet no matter what their weight is.

            Yeah I use wipes. Cus I just don't see how a stream of water will clean my ass (it won't. If the food you eat has oils how is water alone going to remove that)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bidets does NOT clean you properly.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            mine cleans even the worst peanut butter shit out of my butthole you liar

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I don't believe this

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                why do I give a frick what you believe? enjoy your shit crusted butthole anon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah? Prove it, post pics of butthole homosexual.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                only if you promise to jerk off to them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Some 'expert' made news the other day saying that wiping is not the way to go.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Using a bidet right now, the happiest my butthole has ever been

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We are all going to make it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        these things don't actually work

        i used a nice one and despite it spraying my ass, there was still plenty of shit when i wiped right after

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How. I got to 250 and started having problems with diabetes, hipertension and all that fun stuff, moreover I felt like a piece of shit. How can you even put 100 more pounds and just now start to feel bad.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        probably genetics. everyone on my mom's side is fat, and she has like 10 siblings

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        poor genetics

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Genetics have nothing to do with being fat.
          The truth is Anon should have put down the donut and instead, ate it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            moron it has everything to do with genetics such as insulin sensitivity
            some hamplanets don't even get diabetes

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >it has everything to do with genetics such as insulin sensitivity
              Literally fake bullshit made up to make fat people feel better.
              Even if its real, just don't eat so much. You won't get fat. Bam, simple.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you are a moron

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Found the fat frick that just blames his genetics instead of eating an entire cake in one sitting.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He orders whole a cake, giant milkshake, fries, double burger, and adds a side salad and Diet Coke

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you lack basic reading comprehension, moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        unironically, muh genetics. I started having health problems at 200 pounds.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw 5’6’’ and 430 lbs
      get on my level, twig

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        proofs?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what do you eat?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      people this fat don't admit it on this site. all the 300lbs+ posters are probably skelly larpers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i'm not into self-deception or maybe i'm old enough not to care anymore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically consider euthanasia and have a nice day

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        who's going to eat your lunch and sit on your cat then?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >6'3", just hit 280 lbs
      >feel like the most useless sack of shit ever and immediately start hitting the weights
      how the frick do you even let yourself get to 350?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The 6'7 heavyweight champion of the world is like 260 what the frick are you eating bro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same

      6'2" 345 lbs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I got to 210 before I stopped myself from the point of no return and got back to 165.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I went from 240 to 178 back to 207

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's an Amerifat in the wild!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this was me in 2020, i'm 435 now and i feel better than i ever did at 350

      push for 400 anon, you wont regret it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        this was me in early 2024, i'm 455 now and i feel better than i ever did aCK!!!!

        *dies of fat*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >350, can't wipe my poopy ass
      Dude, eat a boiled egg for breakfast and lunch every day (that's 2 per day), then a final normal meal (not a fatass's "normal" meal) that includes plenty of vegetables and stuff. Save dessert for the weekend unless it's somebody's birthday. The weight will fly right off your big ol' jiggly shitty ass, I promise.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I peaked at 380, down to 335 right now. I genuinely never had any day to day problems caused by my weight, like I've hiked mountains and shit at this weight before. If I didn't have to get my blood sugar down I'd probably be in the 400s by now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is it really so hard for you people to learn intermittent fasting? You can literally still eat whatever you want just leave a deficit and you'll lose weight. No exercise required, eat McDonalds but just eat 100-200 calories less than your maintenance. The bigger the deficit the quicker you'll lose.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i've gotten fat as frick recently
      my biggest problem is that im an alcoholic and when im drunk i just go "frick it" and eat tons of garbage
      i just love drinking too much even though being a fat frick feels so uncomfortable

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just stop drinking bro.
        Learn a disciprine.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's too fun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this was me in 2020, i'm 435 now and i feel better than i ever did at 350

      push for 400 anon, you wont regret it

      this was me in early 2024, i'm 455 now and i feel better than i ever did aCK!!!!

      *dies of fat*

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you don't die of fat until you're in your 50s or older, you just go on a dozen medications and have awful quality of life

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, if you half ass life and use excuses for being a lazy fat frick, you will end up a flabby medicated failure by 50.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I feel deeply fricking uncomfortable at 200

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, I'm 70 Kg and I still feel I should weight even less. I reached 83 Kg once and felt like a hippo. I dont get how can people get so fat, I would just isekai myself

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how small?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      unironically eat a salad everyday for lunch or die in your 50's fatass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I went from 240 to 165, I ran a marathon last year and this last week ran 16 miles a day.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >ran 16 miles a day.
          unironically not healthy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Did actually hurt my leg, gonna have to do less for a while now.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dropped from 250 to 230 and im still going, we're all gonna make it bros. the secret is stop eating as much. Hunger gives me POWER

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Hunger gives me POWER
      that's a good way of thinking about it. good luck bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it’s good if you can turn the hunger into a positive thing somehow. Eventually your body will start adjusting your hunger hormone and you will feel less and less hungry.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'4" and weigh 220 lbs. People still consider me skinny.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop eating overly processed food
    Stop drinking soda
    Avoid all corn syrup

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      isn't he a vegan? no way he's natty

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no he's not
        watch any of his recipe videos

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's gay, not vegan. Easy to mix em up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he's not natty he's admitted TRT and definitely does more

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile psychologically tortured and broke this man, poor scoobs

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    414lb must make me really funny then

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    at his height 240lbs you just got a beer gut
    he's easily 350lbs in the show

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Still is.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im 6'0 and I weigh 150 lbs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's good, maybe a bit skinny but not too severe.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Updated version for a Modern Audience.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot the pic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        even this seems to "light" to be considered comically obese

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of my friends from highscool died at 26 years old because he was obese.

    Stop drinking soda, stop eating fast food, learn to cook home-made meals.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw down from 300 to 260 lbs since last fall
    >tfw stuck at 260 for the past month
    Should I be avoiding salt in my foods altogether? Does Himalayan Pink Salt have any actual benefits?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Should I be avoiding salt in my foods altogether?
      Avoiding salt won't make you lose weight but it's good to do if you have hypertension.
      >Does Himalayan Pink Salt have any actual benefits?
      no

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Any food tips?
        I’m sticking with chicken and other lean meats while trying to avoid sugar and starches, but my stupid ass keeps feeling hungry.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          could change your diet try fasting

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Any food tips?
          Start your meals by eating vegetables. They're not calorie dense. They're going fill you up without overshooting your calorie budget.

          If you don't like vegetables, experiment and try to find ones you like. Use seasoning, olive oil (within reason), garlic.

          After you're done with your veggies you will be much less hungry for the more calorific foods like starches.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Google ancient grains. Yes it’s carbs but it processes much slower than flour or corn.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          An actual legit tip is that you need to get comfortable with being hungry, there's no way around it. Your body gets used to the high volume, that's how hamplanets can eat multiple pizzas. You need to realize that being hungry doesn't mean you have to eat. Get a calorie tracker, once you hit your goal for the day don't eat anymore. It'll take a while, maybe even a year, but you will eventually get used to these smaller volumes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well there is a way around it but nobody likes celery.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >An actual legit tip is that you need to get comfortable with being hungry
            America truly has fallen

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Tell em Large Barge sent ya.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is very true and it was a serious challenge for me. I have gone from 290s to 240 at 6'2 in the last few months just from eating 1000-1500 calories of healthy, typically homemade food most days. I give myself one day a week to binge on junk food and large meals, it keeps my cravings in check the other six days of the week. I still have a ways to go but I have improved from fat frick to dad bod.

            The first few weeks the hunger pangs sucked. I felt weak and tired. It was a little scary at first because pretty much my whole life I was used to gorging on whatever I wanted until I felt stuffed, so I had to recondition my body. After awhile the hunger pangs weakened then they went away entirely. At the beginning it took a lot of effort and willpower to control my calories and food choices. Now I have to remind myself to eat, it's a habit to go for healthy stuff and it's easy to wait until my binge day when I want something unhealthy.
            >tfw hot coworker who has never talked to me about non-work stuff before stopped me the other day to tell me I looked really good today
            >tfw she smiled and touched my arm when she said it
            >tfw while shopping at the mall with my cousin she told me she noticed a girl at one of the stores we went to was checking me out and eyefricking me
            >tfw the Food israelite and the Corn Syrup israelite are no longer in control

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              How old?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                32. I've always been large for my age, though I'm not a total ball of lard. I have some muscle and a big frame. I remember weighing 260 when I graduated college. The next few years my weight crept up to the 290s, where I stabilized until I started losing weight.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Good job, fren. Keep with your redemption arc!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >An actual legit tip is that you need to get comfortable with being hungry
            The true redpill is that none of you fat fricks have ever experienced hunger. Not once in your life.
            What you are feeling is an insulin spike that creates cravings for food. The only way you can get rid of it is by lowering your insulin spikes by not eating and when you eat you eat less sugar.
            I've gone on several day long fasts and this ''hunger'' feeling never kicks in, it doesn't exist. Your body never goes ''hungry.'' When you run out of food in your stomach your body just starts breaking down the fat and uses that as fuel and you just continue on normally.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Stop being an acshually redditor. The low blood sugar levels is exactly the feeling of hunger. What the frick is hunger if not ”craving for food” lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                mentally ill coping fattard

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >feeling hungry.
          Drink a lot more fluids. Water, coffee, tea, without lots of sugar/cream. This will help you feel fuller, and add fibrous foods like veggies and a small amount of fruit, which will also help you feel fuller. I can eat just a small meal during the day and drink water, tea, coffee and am perfectly fine until dinner.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it has no toxic additives.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Should I be avoiding salt in my foods altogether?
      You should avoiding food you fat frick. Salt is not the problem.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I want to give you some helpful advice but I'm 200lbs heavier than you are.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >6'1 235
    >feel like shit
    I don't know how anyone can walk around at 230+lbs and not feel horrible.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Any food tips?
    Start your meals by eating vegetables. They're not calorie dense. They're going fill you up without overshooting your calorie budget.

    If you don't like vegetables, experiment and try to find ones you like. Use seasoning, olive oil (within reason), garlic.

    After you're done with your veggies you will be much less hungry for the more calorific foods like starches.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i make food prep bowls where everything's mixed together.

      Been making this alot, replacing the veggies with some peas. Makes 4 servings

      https://www.bowlofdelicious.com/slow-cooker-greek-style-green-beans-and-chicken-thighs/#recipe

      This is good too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the best tip i ever got was to actually start measuring the ingredients when cooking. if you're hungry and you're eyeballing how much pasta or potatoes you need to cook, you're going to add 50-100% more every time and i am not even kidding. if you're a type that doesn't like throwing food away, you
      can get fat like that pretty easily

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    moronic question but is there a way to prevent the munchies while stoned, or at least something healthy to eat when they pop up?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      eat carrots

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't smoke weed in the first place

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just don't eat lmao
      >but I'm hungry
      No you're not, you're just high and think you're hungry.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For me, my munchies are more of a desire for occupying my mouth
      > inb4 gay
      So I stock up on salad stuff, or hummus with cucumbers and carrots, or apples with peanut butter
      I love a lot veggies so that def helps

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sunflower seeds.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't obese it was just fat. There a difference especially in America

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    6ft1, lost 50lbs in a year but I plateaued hard at 215lbs. I'm almost there, I just need to push for it.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any bidet recommendations?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you have a poo problem, I would address that first like

      It was a time where white people could get away with voicing persons of color and portray them in the most stereotypical ways imaginable. Whatever standards were present in the 90's do not apply now.

      is doing.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was a time where white people could get away with voicing persons of color and portray them in the most stereotypical ways imaginable. Whatever standards were present in the 90's do not apply now.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well I'm 6'3'' and need to lose a bit of weight and that's 30lbs more than I am.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've yo-yo dieted my whole life and if you don't know it yet then you should finally realize that being fat is just a side effect of food addiction to processed foods. You need to treat it as any other kind of addiction. These concentrated forms of sugar and carbs activate the reward system of your brain like any kind of street drug. Only eat whole foods (if you can't grow it or make it yourself then avoid it, including flour and sugar) avoid anything processed. Most fast food or processed foods have been chemically designed in a lab to be as addictive as possible. Heart disease is the number one killer in America but the food industry has free reign to continue making food addicts out of everyone which is why 2/3rds or more of Americans are obese today. I hope one day Americans will wake up and see the food industry for the evil that it is and get everyone back to eating whole foods.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I dunno, I dropped all processed food religiously. Cut out all sugars/sneed oils/GOYSLOP and am disgusted by it in general

      I'm still fat because I eat just as much whole food and crave it more than anything. Could eat a whole pot of beef stew.

      I do feel like not eating literal garbage caps you out at a certain point though, I'm Homer fat and haven't gone up or down much in years

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        eat more fiber then. it fills you up and keeps you full for longer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately losing weight is too simple: burn more calories than you’re taking in
        There’s no way around it. If you’re not losing weight, either exercise more, eat less, or both.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I realize I'm almost the same age and weight than Homer

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've got hemorrhoids.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how many anons were inspired by this constantly reposted thread.
    >SW: 223lbs (Jan 2023)
    >CW: 167lbs (Jun 2023-present)
    >GW: 143-154lbs
    WAGMI, brothers. I've gotten lazy this past year but I will push sometime this summer.
    t. 5ft 10 framelet

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >spent my 20s as a skinnyfat
    >turned 30 last month and coincidentally weighed the heaviest ever at 209lb
    >been running constantly ever since, down to about 203
    The problem now is my wife. She’s about 30lb overweight as well, depressed, temper problems, hates her excess weight, but literally won’t take the necessary steps to come down to a healthy weight. She makes constant excuses about how “women can’t lose weight the way men can”, will sign up for free fitness classes and either cancel last minute or push herself until she throws up in class (it’s happened twice now). Once a week after hyperfixating on weighing food and cooking vegetables she will compulsively buy chocolate or ice cream and demolish it. Trying to help motivate or check her impulses is like flicking a sleeping bear on the balls. What the frick do I do

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://lowerthought.wordpress.com/complete-notes-to-good-calories-bad-calories/

      if this isn't copypasta please read at least the summary of this book and stop eating sugar. you don't need to run. I'm pretty sure this is copy pasta tho right. just tell her you're going to get skinny and if she doesn't follow you then you're ending it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Careful before she becomes Mama Jill

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mean fat b***h needs my manful and simple boiled egg diet. See:

      >350, can't wipe my poopy ass
      Dude, eat a boiled egg for breakfast and lunch every day (that's 2 per day), then a final normal meal (not a fatass's "normal" meal) that includes plenty of vegetables and stuff. Save dessert for the weekend unless it's somebody's birthday. The weight will fly right off your big ol' jiggly shitty ass, I promise.

      Except you probably can't make her do it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >push herself until she throws up in class
      shit I remember I joined this biking class and went regularly for a while, then stopped doing it for some reason, and when I went back to my usual speeds, I ended up throwing up all over the bathroom (didn't make it in time). Never went back to that class, never pushed myself lifting weights ever again. Stopped lifting weights entirely the next year.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Make sure she isn't cutting too many calories. A crash diet is unsustainable.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just for the record, weighing 220 made my balls and dick hurt pretty often. Glad I've knocked it off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean I knocked the weight off, NOT my dick and balls.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The simplest solution is to cut out every single drink that isn’t water.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    239 is still comically obese to me.
    6ft1 and around 190 most of my life. Came close to 220 a few times but sorted that shit out. Whole senpai are fat with health problems. They all tell me I'm too skinny but I don't really listen to fatties when it comes to health.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can you get government gibs and become a NEET if you're fat enough?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that was the point.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but that work in real life?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Never been there but I'm sure there are plenty here.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's his canonical weight, but they joke on the show that he looks much fatter

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm fat but i'm healthy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so big boned?

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If homer is average height at 5'10 then that would be like 80 pounds overweight. I am 6'0 and weighed 240 at one point and I was fat as frick. I wore 2xl shirts and had like a 44 inch waste. That's huge!

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it still is

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was 6'1 and 200 got down to 175 and felt amazing, then went all the way to 205 because of alcohol.

    I cut alcohol for a month and have been eating one big meal a day with some snacks and I can feel myself losing the weight. Looking noticeably skinnier using this method

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      239 is still comically obese to me.
      6ft1 and around 190 most of my life. Came close to 220 a few times but sorted that shit out. Whole senpai are fat with health problems. They all tell me I'm too skinny but I don't really listen to fatties when it comes to health.

      >6ft1 bros

      Dudes, when you get older it's so fricking difficult keeping the weight off. Each 5 years I feel I add 10lbs to my base weight, and I don't change my diet much.

      It's down to stress in my opinion, I had a super stressful job, drank everyday and ate shit. Then I quit, did a 4 month cycling tour and lost 35 lbs.

      Back to working again, lots of sitting and eating shit. Back to 50 lbs heavier.

      Shit really sucks when your clothes don't fit properly, you look shit, super self conscious.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fattest i ever was was about 85kg. i hated it
    right no i'm 65kg and pretty skinny. still prefer it over being fat

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rule is,you are fat if you cant see your dick because of your stomach.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are fat 50kg before you reach that point, fat frick
      If you can't see your abs at all, you're fat

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >anything around 239 is UNDER obesity
    So what is considered SKINNY weight?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      under the bmi i guess

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder this was how much Jazz weighed at the peak of >her obesity arc

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Was 350 a few years ago
    >Now down to 25

    You can do it anons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Now down to 25
      Seems a little drastic to me.

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