This was considered comically obesse on the 90s
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isnt that 120kg? thats FAT AS FRICK, even today
108kg. At 175cm. It's fat, but not modern American™ fat.
What’s the lotion for?
He's American.
First time i've seen a lotion joke in American tv i thought he was going to stick his fingers in his ass or something couse I didn't know about circumsition yet
Circumcision does not mean you require lotion to jerk off.
Are you implying that the foreskin excretes lubrication?
The skin of the exposed glans becomes keratinised.
>keratinised
So that is why we can go longer and have lower infection risks. Nice!
No wonder the ladies hate the turtleneck.
>So that is why we can go longer
Right, you have far lower sensitivity, like an invisible condom.
>lower infection risks.
Absolutely marginal if you live in a country with first world plumbing and house with a shower but yeah, that's totally worth severing the most sensitive part of your body.
Yeah, I'm sure it does. You can still drive a car even after it's done 300,000 miles, it will just never run as well as a brand new car fresh off the lot.
It's not your fault, it wasn't your choice.
Whatever dude you gays are so obsessed with wieners it's gay as hell.
I didn't have either of my sons circumcised because I don't see the point of it but my dick works just great dude. I have been jerking off, rock hard, for almost 3 decades at this point every single day. Your weird fearmongering about wieners suddenly not working because apparently dick-skin is the only thing that makes sex feel good is disproven by my lived experience.
That's an awfully long way of writing "just let me cope!"
you’re like a paraplegic bragging that you can walk for longer because you dont have arms weighing you down
I can taste your cope and anguish.
Coping with what? My dick isn't mutilated, I have nothing to cope with. If I choose to I can cut it but I'm not moronic so I won't.
I'm almost 40 and mine works just fine dude. I've jerked off, on average, at least once a day since before I've been able to cum and have used lotion/lube maybe 10 times at the very most.
Umm... its fat bro
That's what I said.
This one is my favourite
I like this one, needs the accompanying story though to be effective.
I feel so Bad that you fell for that israeli trick ...
What makes you think it is a israeli trick? In my case, it was medically necessary, as I had severe phymosis as a kid.
Clearly the fact that despite your wiener not being "mutilated" (circumcision doesn’t mutilate, btw., but I doubt you even know the definition of that word), no woman would ever sleep with you while I, a circumcised man, have regular sex.
>Clearly the fact that despite your wiener not being "mutilated" (circumcision doesn’t mutilate, btw., but I doubt you even know the definition of that word), no woman would ever sleep with you while I, a circumcised man, have regular sex.
ol at you for having a physical defect and having to have your dick mutilated just to work normally. Then you convince yourself it's better to boot. Talk about cope. What a botched life.
I find it really funny that you have so little self-esteem, that you have to try and get a rise out of me over a medical thing. Wanna have a go at my appendix scar, too?
Is the uncircumcised penis all you have in life? Are you a fricking pathetic loser in all other areas?
Normal people never act like you. No on in their right mind cares about this stuff. Get a hobby. Go outside, meet people, anything to keep that gun out of your mouth.
Broken dick frick. e-girlng at you even more now that you're crying.
Even as an american I can taste the cope and seething through your text. So weird to defend such an obvious israeli trick.
>circumcision doesn’t mutilate
HSHSAHAHAHAHAH LAMFAO LOL
FRICKING
LOL
HAHAHAHAHA
THE COPE
IS
ITS
HOLY SHIT
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHSADFGSDFGSDFGSD
>circumcision doesn’t mutilate
>phymosis
>as a kid
You can't have phimosis diagnosed as a kid, every kid 'has phimosis'.
Decent bait btw.
That's quite literally not just obese but already considered morbid obesity when it causes you health problems.
obesity isn't as bad in the US as it was like 20 years ago.
tfw i hit 360 last year and started having severe anxiety attacks on the regular
switched to portioning my meals in advance and working out just 30 mins a day and i'm at 320 now
good job anon, keep at it.
>severe anxiety attacks
this isn't a real thing
Good morning, Shlomo.
>you're a israelite if you call out autists for having """"""anxiety attacks""""""
weak minded cuck
>fat pussy frick is also a /misc/cel
Top kek you total moron. israelites are the ones making and prescribing anti anxiety meds
andy 6 baskit rober
I have a friend who is 230lbs who calls himself skinny. He says that to me, and I am 150lbs. Americans all have reverse body dysmorphia.
>A grown man weighing 150 pounds
Your situation's extreme, but weight does kinda creep up on you. I was 110kg (242lb, at 5'7") before I realized just how fricking fat I had gotten. I didn't see it in the mirror, the guy staring back at me was a bit pudgy at worst. It's only when I saw photos of my spherical self from behind and didn't instantly recognize myself in them that the reality truly sunk in. The man in the mirror suddenly turned obese, too.
I'm 74kg now and sort of getting the opposite effect. I'm no stick, but I'm getting thin and fit enough, and it shows in photos, both body and face. However, I still see a 100kg fatso when I step in front of a mirror. I struggle to perceive the changes in my body without external help.
I dont do it myself but i have heard sports/bodybuilding coaches will have you straight up measure your arms thighs waist etc and record it along with weight. Maybe overkill and partly aimed at measuring muscle size changes. Idk my point.
>I didn't see it in the mirror, the guy staring back at me was a bit pudgy at worst. It's only when I saw photos of my spherical self from behind and didn't instantly recognize myself in them that the reality truly sunk in.
Always like that, camera shows the true picture. Also those multi directional mirrors at suit stores that show you every angle
>All I hope is that I can inspire other fat girls to live their life as unapologetically as I do please don’t let your weight keep you from experiencing all the beauty in this world #cairns #travel #waterfall #bikini #plussize #fatacceptance #bodypositive #fatpositive
Fat really is not beautiful.
If a fat dude made a post like this he'd be roasted for years. It's honestly fricked up that the whole "fat acceptance" thing is clearly only for women.
The black b***h who popularize this movement literally said it was for women, not men with dad bod
>not men with dad bod
As a Dad with a Dad bod (deciding to finally work out and eat better now that I hit another birthday of being fat though) that honestly cuts to hear.
Well I guess I'll look forward to that day.
it's because women consume more, they spend more money than men so marketing is aimed at them, once they've extracted every penny they can from fat women they will suddenly start pretending to care about fat men as well
>they spend more money than men
Lmao, just brend something with "Brutal", "extreme" or things like that and insecure dudes' money will just rain on you
The confidence of those two on the right must be absolutely soaring there.
This is Layla, a fat fetish/feeder web model.
>Layla
Clinically obese, Layla
Quarter pounder cheese, Layla
Darling eat less grease; my worried mind
I un ironically dont see anything objectionable. Shes not saying shes as healthy as she could be, shes not saying shes hot. Shes saying she wanted to go swimming on vacation.
I'm 600 lbs
post leg
can you reach your benis?
Why?
The Simpsons universe everything is actually 2 feet shorter than the real world
I wish I were 239 still, frick me
Jazz is 234 pounds but he's a manlet so the BMI is higher
This dude is fat as frick now. Look at his breasts.
Literally bigger than his head
Wtf i weigh 209 in american units i dont even consider myself fat
would (and the daughter too)
>the daughter
You mean Jazz's sister? Jazz is a boy, you know.
A couple episodes later she gained 5 pounds and hit the exact Homer Simpson weight
In the episode where he becomes too obese to work, his weight is 315 lbs (143 kg).
>check how much I weigh in mutt units
>405 lbs
wew lad
>405 lbs
If I take that plate, will you die?
I eat once per day maybe, sometimes not even that
I just drink like 5 litres of soda daily
>calling anyone mutt when you weigh as much as a literal pot bellied pig
Yeah man they've really fricked up our food supply to the point it's impossible to stay a healthy weight.
Just saw Brian Posehn last night and he made a joke about weighing the same as Homer in this episode
I used to weigh about that much at 170cm.
uncut-gays will never know the pleasure of the increased stamina, lasting power and intense explosion of a delayed orgasm you get from being snipped. I honestly feel bad for them and their inferior unmodified dicks.
>Dudes who don't cut off their eyelids will never know the joys of not having to blink
Also true. eyelids are completely superfluous now that we have eyedrops and blindfolds anyway.
i just have a porn addiction so it takes me ages to cum anyway with a real woman even as an uncut fella
Shit that's a good trick actually. I need to take up more incessant masturbation.
>mfw 250lbs at 5'8"
But I don't really "look" as fat as Homer...could it just be more dense all over or what?
no, you're just a fat frick in denial
t. 6' 250 fat frick
homer has weak arms but his legs are super stocky so i dunno
You probably look way more fat
>Feeling lazy about working out today
>Find a Fat Kino Thread and realize half of Cinemaphile is over 350+ pounds.
>Motivates me to keep working out and also makes me feel fat as frick
T-thanks folks, I'm 6'3, 270 Pounds currently and have dropped over 60 pounds since April. Portion control + Calorie Counting + Lifting / Cardio has changed my life.
Good for you anon. Losing about 30kg of fat was genuinely one of the best things to ever happen to me.
I'm 209lbs at 20% bf
Circumcision is why Americans, israelites and Muslims are all so angry all the time.
I started putting on weight because it made me feel more powerful without having to exercise. I'm 6'1 240lbs and pretty intimidating. I think I scare women when I walk behind them, especially at night. It feels good.
>6'1
>king of manlets scaring anyone
that's thin in mexico for Homer's height
>that's thin in mexico for Homer's height
how fat are mexicans?
Just look at their diet, they're obese as frick
it's a fatter country than the USA certainly, which is why I brought it up because everyone memes like America is still the fattest. I think the record for fattest man is currently held by a mexican, or at least it was last time I checked. they drink a ton of soda.
>tfw went from 150 to 160 and feeling like a fat frick now
>i'm this fat
>literally 5'9
>look thin compared to most people
What the frick
>look thin compared to most people
You don't have an objective view of yourself, then. You're still fatter than 80% of the population. Yeah, you'll still see many much fatter people, but you're still much fatter than normal.
I live in rural america. i'm genuinely on the thin side compared to most
What the frick is this thread, I'm 78kg=172lbs with 1.79 cm, and I think I'm fat.
Americans really are fricking obese
I'm around 68kg/150 lbs and the same height (178cm) and my stomach looks pretty big because I have basically zero muscle but it is what it is
Im finally in the 188lbs after being in the 195-198 range for a year. Why does it get harder as you age?