I fricked a really fat chick one night. I was at a hotel and random people from around the world were hanging out by the pool. The hot chicks kept going to bed until only me and this horny hamplanet was left. She said she came twice. Guess my dick is long.
Based Ham Hunter. My bedroom skirmishes with Gorlocks are usually alcohol fueled spur of the moment things which I can only remember fragments if the next day. Still.. sometimes the fragments are too much..
Best head I got was from a fat girl. She spat my cum in her hand and slapped it on my arm so it exploded everywhere. She said "warn a b***h next time" I never called her after that.
If he was taller and had a better chin he wouldn't look too different from 60's Sean Connery
Even had to wear a hairpiece for most of his later Bond movies
The physique of "normal" people nowadays have turned to shit because of the past 30 years of sedintary lifestyle, mixed with huge concentrations of high fructose corn syrup, sugar, artificial sweeteners, salt and god knows what else in modern food.
Kids dont go outside and play or socials anymore, neither do adults. Its sad. I really miss the days before cell phones and social media.
russian chads have been exposing prostitutes that would cheat on their bf's by agreeing to hook up with some theoretical businessman for a few dollars
they get them to pose naked or bate over skype or send videos, and then tell them they got got and post it online
maybe it was covid or there is something seriously wrong with the chemicals in our food but there was a massive spike in fatties and general frumpy bodies from 2018 to 2019, even in a slum like russia
Season 8 and 9 have memes you'll know, but the episodes by committee are way worse. 1-2 are rough at time. 3-7 hold up decently. 2 has some good but the show hits its stride in 3
This is considered healthy and brave in the 20200s
how do you have sex with this
you don't , you move yourself as far away from that abomination as you can.
I would imagine she has to be able to spread her legs really far apart. The real question is how does she wipe her own ass?
Unironically you need a long dick. Humans were not designed to frick things as fat as that. You would need at least 5 inches just to reach her vegana.
I fricked a really fat chick one night. I was at a hotel and random people from around the world were hanging out by the pool. The hot chicks kept going to bed until only me and this horny hamplanet was left. She said she came twice. Guess my dick is long.
It isnt since this is all larp
Why would I larp about striking out with all the hot girls and fricking a hamplanet?
You'd larp because you are a loser
It's like guys who claim they're more attracted to Velma than Daphne, a sort of pathetic resignation that extends to their fantasies.
Can't believe anons are such incels that even fricking a fat chick seems unbelievable to them.
What is unbelievable is the amount of hambeasts rejecting regular guys like they are hot chicks.
fat prostitutes are so easy dude. If fat prostitutes won't frick you then you need to seriously evaluate what you are doing with your life.
Never happened to me but Ive seen it. I havent harpooned a land whale in some years
Based Ham Hunter. My bedroom skirmishes with Gorlocks are usually alcohol fueled spur of the moment things which I can only remember fragments if the next day. Still.. sometimes the fragments are too much..
her throat
Best head I got was from a fat girl. She spat my cum in her hand and slapped it on my arm so it exploded everywhere. She said "warn a b***h next time" I never called her after that.
should've told her now is not the time to get fussy about what you eat
I was 17 and desperate.
you just grab a fold and go to town on it
Carefully
slap the thigh and ride the wave in
step 1: be black
Ive fricked some chunky girls but thats too much. Imagine the smell
It actually wasn't, it's why George was able to constantly land dates with swimsuit models. He was referred to throughout the series as "stocky".
Newman was the grotesquely incomprehensible fat man, where the joke was HE somehow got insanely attractive women.
>George
Plot armor
>Newnan
Was a postman, who was making bank
>grotesquely, incomprehensible fat
that is my body type tbh
i do feel like shit all the time
Seinfeld was the 90s
I think the context of the photo was in the 80s. Look, he has hair
You can tell he still works out, even though he's chubby. I remember his character still went to a gym.
If he was taller and had a better chin he wouldn't look too different from 60's Sean Connery
Even had to wear a hairpiece for most of his later Bond movies
He actually wore a hairpiece for every single Bond movie
He was only 15 years old when that photo was taken
George was fricking strong and chad as frick, he fricked more woman on his own than the entire of Cinemaphile
The physique of "normal" people nowadays have turned to shit because of the past 30 years of sedintary lifestyle, mixed with huge concentrations of high fructose corn syrup, sugar, artificial sweeteners, salt and god knows what else in modern food.
Kids dont go outside and play or socials anymore, neither do adults. Its sad. I really miss the days before cell phones and social media.
>OLD GOOD NEW BAD
jews are truly the trendsetters of our time
nah, Newman was.
I never understood the George is let chunky meme, he's literally as fricking skinnny and Kramer and Jerry he's just 5ft5
Can someone decode this esl blather?
You dont understand it because you are an ESL shitskin, fricking moron
george was described at stocky, not fat
Yeah its basically just stocky dad bod build
No it wasn't, Costanza got laid all the time.
Why didnt he do it?
He is an uggo for sure
>this was considered an average everyman in the 1950s
what went wrong?
Seething israelites like the one in the OP wanted to destroy the concept of western beauty.
Seinfeld didn't really use George for too many fat jokes.
I wish I had big enough balls to be like George honestly.
russian chads have been exposing prostitutes that would cheat on their bf's by agreeing to hook up with some theoretical businessman for a few dollars
they get them to pose naked or bate over skype or send videos, and then tell them they got got and post it online
maybe it was covid or there is something seriously wrong with the chemicals in our food but there was a massive spike in fatties and general frumpy bodies from 2018 to 2019, even in a slum like russia
no it wasnt
George and Jerry convos are the best thing in Seinfeld, they just have god tier chemistry
never seen Seinfield, is still good or did it age bad?
Good, but George and Kramer are the best part of the show
elaine was annoying in retrospect
Elaine gave me a israeliteess fetish
Was the character herself israeli? I thought there might have been a few references to a Catholic upbringing.
Season 8 and 9 have memes you'll know, but the episodes by committee are way worse. 1-2 are rough at time. 3-7 hold up decently. 2 has some good but the show hits its stride in 3
It still is to any sane person.