He's old moron. If you were even capable of moving out of your mom's house you wouldn't change much from when you first bought it. People get stuck in their ways and get lazy.
To be fair that's pretty much what happened, my little european shithole was pretty unchanged since the 70's except with gameboys and PS2s mixed in, we had schoolbooks and songbooks from the 60's and earlier even
Then in 2009 everyone got smart phones and it's been [current year] ever since, every little 2010's cliche you could think of
That's a nice Mickey Mouse t-shirt.
What the frick are you talking about?
Well, there's his face and his ears right there.
*Looks down at shirt* That's not Micky Mouse, that's just TIT DIRT!
>I heard you got kicked out of a Lens Crafters the other day. What happened? >I walked in to pick up my fricking glasses, and I couldn't stop calling people DICKS!
>Grandson: The biggest strongest creatures on the Earth are all vegetarians. >Grandfather: Yeah, like the brontosaurus, look what happened to that butthole.
>you will never get the original, uncut episodes back. Only the poorly edited "best of" videos where the guy ADRed his shitty band music over Danny screaming in a desperate bid to make some money.
These videos always seemed fake to me and people were talking about them like they were real so I never thought they were funny. And yes I was around then, I'm 38.
I had a kid with tourettes at my high school and I think it's the sort of thing that even when it's faked there's some truth to it.
Kyle also used to wear a neck brace sometimes because he'd have a tick where he'd chop his own throat, and if you said "army man" enough around him he'd start ticking "rape me". That said some kids paid him to tick "Jen's a prostitute" one day and Jennifer ended up crying
I had a tourettes kid in middle school
if you tapped one shoulder he'd reflexively full on punch his other one
he'd also spam out b***h but say it really weird like "BIT-CHHH"
The videos have millions of views but there are no ads on them.
Recent videos say he won the lottery and the whole house is filled with beer cans and pizza boxes.
Muy interesante.
yeah but it's interesting they don't monetize the channel
and where do they get all the money for a house full of beer cans and and pizza boxes without ad revenue?
Maybe he did win the lottery.
One of my coworker has J-cups and walked in on me yelling "I CALLED HER A b***h RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER breasts" to another coworker right after we'd argued so I had to explain what Tourettes Guy was and show her his videos to prove I wasn't talking about her.
>daaad it's after 8 >AWW FRICK >that's what happens when alex trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during and earthquake >dad are you gonna wak- >SHIT
Why don’t you make like a banana AND SHIT
BOB SAGET
>aw crap
>tfw humor has only backslid since then
SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW AND PISSING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS
You’re lucky it didn’t hit my dick…or wiener
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
And it still is.
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN A PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT
How in 2006, did it look like they were living in 1988?
A lot of them were actually from 2003-04 but then they really blew up in the early days of YouTube
Yeah, but the house, the ceiling fixtures, the furniture, all of it was stuck in the late 80s.
>BOB SAGGET!!
Before the 00s people didn't remodel and refurnish their homes every few years
He's old moron. If you were even capable of moving out of your mom's house you wouldn't change much from when you first bought it. People get stuck in their ways and get lazy.
I had a condo back then and changed the whole fricking thing. Oh well.
why yes my house does look like its from the 80s and i dont care cause the 80s rocked
Have you seen the latest videos? 1988 is a major improvement.
ALF, Star Trek, Unsolved Mysteries and Magnum PI made it seem older than it actually was
It's been 1988 the entire time from 1980 up to 2008.
Then smartphones changed the year to 2020 overnight
To be fair that's pretty much what happened, my little european shithole was pretty unchanged since the 70's except with gameboys and PS2s mixed in, we had schoolbooks and songbooks from the 60's and earlier even
Then in 2009 everyone got smart phones and it's been [current year] ever since, every little 2010's cliche you could think of
OW, YOU HIT ME IN THE DICK
YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD
I MEANT THIS THING, NOT MY DICK
>He played Data on Star Trek.
>Oh yeah, I wonder what he's up to nowadays?
>He's probably getting fricked in the ass!!
Why do I always get a three day ban for Tourettes Guy threads but nobody else does?
I would answer you but I am banned.
I remember laughing so hard at this in 2006 that I woke my parents up at 2am.
Dad, you want some Twizzlers?
>NO!
Dad, they're really good!
>NO!
Dad, just try some!
>BUTTFRICK!
TURN THAT SHIT DOWN! PISSSSSS!!!!
FRICK SALT
>DON'T FRICK WITH TOTAL
That's a nice Mickey Mouse t-shirt.
What the frick are you talking about?
Well, there's his face and his ears right there.
*Looks down at shirt* That's not Micky Mouse, that's just TIT DIRT!
It’s embarrassing as frick to have an ass!
I CALLED HER A b***h RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER breasts
WHOS THAT homosexual WITH THE TUBA?
>DON'T WEAR THAT SHIT TO CHURCH YOU homosexual
uh oh thats not gonna fly today yikes hahaha
>tfw they still say gay multiple times in the new vids
Eternally based
>I heard you got kicked out of a Lens Crafters the other day. What happened?
>I walked in to pick up my fricking glasses, and I couldn't stop calling people DICKS!
What the frick was that last video.
They filled an entire house with empty beer cans. Was that lottery shit real??
there's no way that's what real Tourette's is like this shit is scripted I bet
no shit moron. it was making fun of the spastics
Still my favorite YouTube channel/creator. He still uploads kino every now and then
WHO'S THAT homosexual WITH THE TUBA!?
THAT'S OUR DAD
AW SHIT! SORRY!
His dad was absolute kino
>FRICK THE PHILIPPINES, THEY CAN FILL UP MY ASS
Me and my friend used to quote this all the time in middle school and I only just realized recently that “fill up” was a pun on “Philippines”
”
WHAT IS THIS, SHITLOAD OF MASHED POTATOES DAY??
Some butthole calls me "Mellow Yellow" i'm gonna kick him right in the wiener
I don't think I've ever laughed than when I saw the video where he's chasing the camera guy
>wienerSUCKERRRRRrrr
>frick you and every mall santa that looks like you
I died
>Grandson: The biggest strongest creatures on the Earth are all vegetarians.
>Grandfather: Yeah, like the brontosaurus, look what happened to that butthole.
>TWO DOLLARS FOR A PIECE OF TOAST!?!
I love Shit-load of Mashed Potatoes Day.
DAMN b***h, YOU GOT A STUPID FAT ASS!
"SUNNY"
>Tourettes guy ticking up a storm
>Videocompilier harassing guildies on vent
What a time to be alive
>GET OFF OF VENT OR I'LL HAVE YOU BENT
HE WAS A LONG-LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN
there’s ladies everywhere you dumbass
I GOTTA GO
SOME SQUIRREL IS FRICKING MY TOMATOES
>images you can hear
>SHUT UP! YOU CAN GO TO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS AND TAKE A TWO-HOUR SHIT FOR ALL I CARE!
>You're 93 years old and you don't know who Alf is?!
>*Click*
>Piece of crap!
AHAHA
BAHAHA
YOUR GRANDPAS AN ASS
I’D KILL MYSELF TOO, IF MY LAST NAME WAS, COMBS!
Why did he like watching game shows so much?
IT SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT
THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I'VE BEEN FRICKED BY DAIRY QUEEN!
>ALL YOU EVER DO IS PLAY WITH YOUR breasts AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS
>UHHHH UHHHH DUHHH UHHHH
>*gets hit with cereal*
>BITCH, I love you.
>even tourettes guy had a gf
it's so over bros
In every "it's so over" there is a "we're so fricking back" hiding
>RONALD MCGODDAMN DONALD
even if its fake, danny's actor is so convincing that he makes it seem real
>I HOPE THIS IS THE PUFF DADDY VERSION OF THAT SONG! NOT THAT STING PIECE OF SHIT!!!
>*every move you make*
>FUUUCK!
MEN'S ASSES
b***h . . . I LOE YOU
I love my grandma Janelle she's the sweetest person in the entire world, and God bless her. BUT SHE'S OLD AS FRICK!!!!
I HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS HELL HOLE
WHILE YOU GET TO PLAY WITH YOUR breasts AND LOOK AT YOUR ASS AT THE SAME TIME
>"Not that Steee-ing pieceofSHIT!!!"
And give me some SHIT!!! .... to drink
The way he says it cracks me up everytime.
>..."every breath you take...."
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
>Danny, what do you want for breakfast?
>Bacon and eggs, dear.
>What?
>OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I SAID BACON AND EGGS!!!
>"FAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!"
>you will never get the original, uncut episodes back. Only the poorly edited "best of" videos where the guy ADRed his shitty band music over Danny screaming in a desperate bid to make some money.
>"My ass could write a better song than these guys, with one cheek tied behind my balls!"
We will never even be able to watch them without age verification either.
These videos always seemed fake to me and people were talking about them like they were real so I never thought they were funny. And yes I was around then, I'm 38.
I had a kid with tourettes at my high school and I think it's the sort of thing that even when it's faked there's some truth to it.
Kyle also used to wear a neck brace sometimes because he'd have a tick where he'd chop his own throat, and if you said "army man" enough around him he'd start ticking "rape me". That said some kids paid him to tick "Jen's a prostitute" one day and Jennifer ended up crying
I had a tourettes kid in middle school
if you tapped one shoulder he'd reflexively full on punch his other one
he'd also spam out b***h but say it really weird like "BIT-CHHH"
i never understood the neck brace though. was he also some kind of spaz or something?
shirlena?
FRICK YOU HEAD AND SHOULDERS
WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER
TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES
FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIG FOOT.
UPDATE!
APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT, SO FRICK HIM
>"HE'S A LONG-LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN!!"
TRY TO WALK A MILE, IN MY SHIT
AH FRICK
>"I'm stuck in a bottomless pit of hippotamos shit!"
This is height of wit in 2023 too
Tourette's Guy is timeless and I still quote him today
>Dom DeLuise...he used to be a chef, on TV
>BUT NOW HE JUST SITS AT HOME WITH HIS ASS...UP HIS ASS
The videos have millions of views but there are no ads on them.
Recent videos say he won the lottery and the whole house is filled with beer cans and pizza boxes.
Muy interesante.
He is an actor and these videos are fictional scenarios
I'm sorry to break the illusion
yeah but it's interesting they don't monetize the channel
and where do they get all the money for a house full of beer cans and and pizza boxes without ad revenue?
Maybe he did win the lottery.
they just like putting funny videos on youtube, like it should be
>where do they get all the money for a house full of beer cans and and pizza boxes without ad revenue?
You go to a bar and/or pizza place and offer them some money for their empty cans and pizza boxes.
You smell really good dad.
I'm not wearing this cologne for you people. I'M DOING IT FOR THAT b***h AT CHURCH!
Sad that you feel that way you fart huffing moron.
it's still peak
the giant blue m&m was a good joke
FASHION BUG
I DIDNT TALK TO NOBODY YESTERDAY, I WAS IN THE CAR TAKING A SHIT
I think I downloaded these vids off funnyjunk or something before YouTube was around, thanks for reminding me of these memories op
t. Never been FRICKED by dairy queen
it was never funny. not then or now
Shut up kid, you're a homosexual
The people that don’t laugh when I show them Tourette’s guy are usually weird and untrustworthy people
Frick you kid you're a dick.
GO TOUCH HIS DICK
He's a homosexual.
WHAT THE HELL'S A "PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT"?
>Calm down, calm down, don't get a big DICK!
One of my coworker has J-cups and walked in on me yelling "I CALLED HER A b***h RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER breasts" to another coworker right after we'd argued so I had to explain what Tourettes Guy was and show her his videos to prove I wasn't talking about her.
THAT WAS A GOOD SHIT
Still deeper than you're moronic 2-second-attention-span tick-tock shit, zoom zoom.
LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT I GOT FRICKED
>WHAT THE FRICK
I THINK TOTAL SUCKS
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL
>zoom-zooms will never understand deeply layered humor
Sad.
Did he lose some weight? He looks slimmer
>daaad it's after 8
>AWW FRICK
>that's what happens when alex trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during and earthquake
>dad are you gonna wak-
>SHIT
>BITCH
>I LOVE YOU
A romance as old as time
And it's still funny, homosexual
AND ONCE YOU SEE MY DICK, YOU WONT WANT IT