this was crap outside of the Godzilla effects. looked like crap and written like crap

this was crap outside of the Godzilla effects
looked like crap and written like crap

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 29 minutes in and it's a soap opera about post-war japan.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: movies Cinemaphile tricked you into watching

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      0 arguments as usual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i didnt watch it so i dont need one

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        godzilla is a mere microseconds away from releasing his nuke at the end, then 2 minutes later our hero crashes into his still open mouth

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it was kino

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it was paced terribly

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's just not true

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                already proven wrong

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i havent seen the movie but i agree it was paced horribly

                Sad

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i havent seen the movie but i agree it was paced horribly

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              In fairness, all Godzilla movies have the worst pacing, more than any other franchise.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watched it because I watch all Godzilla. It was just nothing. Nothing at all. Things happen, things don't happen, it's a movie where you're supposed to feel things instead of think about them. But if you're familiar at all with Japanese media, you've seen this story a hundred times already.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's bad because it's not fotm tranime slop
        C'mon anon, you don't actually think this right?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Minus is 100% tranime slop and you know it.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I DID NOT SAY IT WAS GOOD I SAID IT WAS GOOD FOR A GODZILLA MOVIE

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much Godzilla crap in there?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some at the beginning but then it's soap opera time. He shows up again about 30 minutes later.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The score is good
    But man Im I getting tired of pussy soldier leads

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah thanks Sherlock.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When do we get gamera -1?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is it with the nips and these shinj-tier protags?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Masculine heroes are a thing of the past in Japan, like in America, but for different reasons. Japan's reason is that housewives wanna coom.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nipponese masculinity will die with takeshi

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They want the housewife bucks and have been chasing them for decades now

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its not a film for Transformers fans, maybe you'd be better off watching Godzilla x Kong?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >y-y-you just like Shin Godzilla because you like Evangelion, annogay!
    Nope. Shin's just great. Hate Anno. Hate Evangelion. Simple as.
    >MINUS ONE IS GREAT IT'S LITERALLY EVANGELION BUT GODZILLA
    Oh how the tables have fricking turned.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Possibly the worst acting I've seen in a major movie since Keanu Reeves

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this i dont understand why they got such a bad actor rest of the cast (except noriko) was decent but the mc was awful

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The girl was worse.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tokusatsu weebs have no idea what a good movie is
    anything with /m/ shit for them is KINO already

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just aren't weeb enough to appreciate Jap "I'm acting!".
    Zilla threads are home base for our must unrepentant weebs.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The english subtitles are way off but you don't neeed them to know that the japanese are once again safe from gojirra.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla at the beginning of the movie (the scenes at night) were particularly bad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The CGI up close was really bad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yup, other than that the movie was okay.
        I never watch Asian movies so the drama was a bit annoying, but other than that it was okay.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla looked like shit too. The cgi was terrible

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did you expect with that budget?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm so pleased someone said it. the fricking fellating of this movie has been unbearable. that ending had me the closest i've ever been to walking out of a cinema

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why didn't you walk out when the movie ended? are you moronic?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i like to stay and laugh at the funny jap names in the credits

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the mega?

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