It was not. It was the single most detestable cinematic abomination ever shat out even in this clown world absurdity. To kill off James Bond has to be the gravest cinematic sin ever commited. have a nice day for even baiting this.
It has some issues like the evil scientis going full /misc/ while blackie 007 was pointing a gun at him but I watched it at the kinoplex and the ending got me emotional
It was not. It was the single most detestable cinematic abomination ever shat out even in this clown world absurdity. To kill off James Bond has to be the gravest cinematic sin ever commited. have a nice day for even baiting this.
>nooooooo, you can't take risks in my Bondkino!!!! There has to be no dramatic risk or tension whatsoever, and he has to kill the bad guy and save the world for the 25th time!!!
>new father
No one who uses this site has a family. >nooooooo, you can't take risks in my Bondkino!!!! There has to be no dramatic risk or tension whatsoever, and he has to kill the bad guy and save the world for the 25th time!!!
Exactly. These are movies, you bugman. I want fun and excitement with no strings attached. I'm sure you and your wife's boyfriend basedfaced all over when Bond heckin' died because it's so stunning and brave.
What's sad is a man that could spend time with his (imaginary) wife and kids but instead is here. Of course, this is not real as no one with a family would have the time or inclination to browse here or even know this place exists. Stop pretending so your mind doesn't shatter.
Bond sacrifices his life not only to save the world, but to protect his child and the woman he loves. It is quite literally the most masculine portrayal of Bond we've ever seen, because to be a man is to sacrifice for those you love. Most people here hate this because they're coombrain manchildren who just want to see Bond be a degenerate playboy rather than act like a real, virtuous man.
Daniel Craig played some homosexual MI6 agent under the guise of James Bond but not the real James Bond. The real Bond is a complete ubermensch fantasy, not a cuck who goes MUH HECKIN WIFE AND LE KIDS.
>What's sad is a man that could spend time with his (imaginary) wife and kids but instead is here.
dishonest argument, almost israeli in nature I'd say
3 months ago
Anonymous
If you are a father and a husband and you still feel like spending time on this site, I don't know what to tell you.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not that anon and I'm single, but 90% of the time I spend on this site is from when I'm at work and I'm sure that's the case for many others
3 months ago
Anonymous
this, its literally no different from using reddit or Facebook, yet anon would find that acceptable? there's loads of dads on Cinemaphile
3 months ago
Anonymous
i don't believe you but good luck I suppose. i'm not that hateful yet. i doubt i'll ever have kids and that's how I like it. i'm too much of a sperg autist.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Whats not to believe anon? Not everyone here is posting the same trite. Id much rather come here on off-time shitbrowsing than anywhere else, and I'm too old to give a crap about tiktok or Instagram
>reproduction and family are cuckshit
As much as I hate this piece of shit movie, this is one of the most israeli posts I've ever read.
3 months ago
Anonymous
In the context of James Bond who's entire appeal is that he's a man free from the burdens of the average guy, then yeah it IS cuck shit. >muh israeli
Get a fricking grip, man. israelites didn't change anything. Men and women have always hated or tolerated each other at best.
It felt very much like kids playfighting, how it was done >ne ne, I win, I win! >nuh uh mr bond, umm, because akshually u r infected by my secret weapon now u cant ever go back or everyone dies >thats not fair!! Mom!
Bond sacrifices his life not only to save the world, but to protect his child and the woman he loves. It is quite literally the most masculine portrayal of Bond we've ever seen, because to be a man is to sacrifice for those you love. Most people here hate this because they're coombrain manchildren who just want to see Bond be a degenerate playboy rather than act like a real, virtuous man.
I dunno dude, seemed like the most cartoonishly over the top humiliating death he could've had. He literally gets blown up by all the missiles on the island. The only thing that would've made it worse is if he screamed. Legit Wile E Coyote shit
When bond faced the missiles and turned to the camera, saying "its alright. lgbtq2+ lives matter too, miss Rowling" and smiled while he got facialed by large black missiles, I got genuine goosebumps
I dunno dude, seemed like the most cartoonishly over the top humiliating death he could've had. He literally gets blown up by all the missiles on the island. The only thing that would've made it worse is if he screamed. Legit Wile E Coyote shit
This lmao. It felt so evil and sinister. It was an unironic, honest-to-god humilation ritual. He couldn't, at the very least, die on the steps of the lair or facing the sunset and dying in peace. He had to be blown up to SMITHEERENS and stand there like a cuck and let himself die.
From a real shitty villain too, while bond's arch nemesis blofeld - who they made his brother - dies an unceremonious death an hour into the other film
>He was smiling remembering his daughter's eyes, facing the sunset, and enjoying the odd beauty of the missiles
Yeah as he then gets brutally bombed to smithereens with nowt he can do
Ask yourself btw why in 2022 they were prepping you to take such a death like a man btw. They're prepping you for that when you're getting droned to smithereens to protect all the bames back home
It's a well known fact that they had to reboot because everyone hated DAD, stop being moronic
3 months ago
Anonymous
It is not. The movie was massivelly succesful and the backlash to Craig's casting was due to everyone loving it and wanting more Brosnan. Go watch your Youtube video essays to tell you lies about a place and time you weren't born in, you zoomer waste of breath.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Brosnan was relentlessly handsome. Brosnan's son is relentlessly handsome.
3 months ago
Anonymous
True. I went by a clothing store and him and his son were on a poster as ambassadors for this clothing brand. Everyone who passed through it went 'oh my god, that's James Bond!' even fricking zoomers recognized him as Bond and lauded over the fact he's 70 and "mogs" them (apparently, that's a word now). it was a great little moment. Brosnan is still the definitive James Bond.
3 months ago
Anonymous
No it wasn't, everyone hated it. And people didn't like Craig because he was blonde and short, not because he was replacing Brosnan. I was there homosexual, stop trying to rewrite history for the sake of your blind nostalgia
3 months ago
Anonymous
>it's a zoomer pretends to be a millenial episode
Why? why are you doing this?
>Bond ditches the love of his life and always regrets because he thinks she betrayed him...despite him having access to unlimited intelligence and always able to solve cases. Why didn't he just look into it?
It was even dumber because Madeline saved Bond twice in the previous movie and even tried to kill Blofeld with the watch-bomb. There is literally no reason why Bond should think she's a SPECTRE agent just because Blofeld called her on her phone.
It was too contrived, to the point of being phony.
Craig wasn't in-character at all.
Action sequences were bland and unmemorable, not worthy of Bond movies which were always known for pushing the envelope in terms of creativity and stuntwork.
Nomi and Paloma were pointless characters that only made the movie longer.
The ending is a big wienerslap to the audience.
The use of We Have all the Time in the World was extremely cynical.
Awful dialogue throughout. Safin's monologue was like something that an edgy teen would write in his notebook.
Wretched movie.
>Action sequences were bland and unmemorable, not worthy of Bond movies which were always known for pushing the envelope in terms of creativity and stuntwork
You're crazy. Even people who hate the plot admit that the action was awesome. Stop being a contrarian edgelord
The opening chase was decent, but all the other action sequences were standard fights and shootouts that could've been done in any other franchise. What was awesome about them?
It was moronic. >Bond ditches the love of his life and always regrets because he thinks she betrayed him...despite him having access to unlimited intelligence and always able to solve cases. Why didn't he just look into it? >Villain stabs James Bond with FoxDie. If he had such a drop on Bond, why not just kill him directly? >No way to call off airstrike because...YOU JUST CAN'T OK >Way too fricking long. Summer action slop should be 1.45hrs tops.
>Bond ditches the love of his life and always regrets because he thinks she betrayed him...despite him having access to unlimited intelligence and always able to solve cases. Why didn't he just look into it?
It was even dumber because Madeline saved Bond twice in the previous movie and even tried to kill Blofeld with the watch-bomb. There is literally no reason why Bond should think she's a SPECTRE agent just because Blofeld called her on her phone.
Rami Malek is so completely overrated as an actor. Might still be better than Spectre just because I don't remember anything about that movie No Time to Die is so much worse than Casino Royale and Skyfall.
It was better than Spectre but still felt like two movies crammed into one. I liked Bond having a kid but it feels like a nothing burger given the next film will reset the status back to the usual Bond status quo, this is a development that could have used another movie. Also, what was that about the villain suddenly going from killing members of SPECTRE to wanting to kill millions worldwide?
It was not. It was the single most detestable cinematic abomination ever shat out even in this clown world absurdity. To kill off James Bond has to be the gravest cinematic sin ever commited. have a nice day for even baiting this.
It has some issues like the evil scientis going full /misc/ while blackie 007 was pointing a gun at him but I watched it at the kinoplex and the ending got me emotional
>let's put sad music so the goyim know when to get le sad
you're so cool for being immune to conventional dramaic scenes in movies, you are basically Marcus Aurelius
No, he's a human and not a NPC.
Based. Me too. Especially as a new father
>nooooooo, you can't take risks in my Bondkino!!!! There has to be no dramatic risk or tension whatsoever, and he has to kill the bad guy and save the world for the 25th time!!!
>new father
No one who uses this site has a family.
>nooooooo, you can't take risks in my Bondkino!!!! There has to be no dramatic risk or tension whatsoever, and he has to kill the bad guy and save the world for the 25th time!!!
Exactly. These are movies, you bugman. I want fun and excitement with no strings attached. I'm sure you and your wife's boyfriend basedfaced all over when Bond heckin' died because it's so stunning and brave.
>No one who uses this site has a family
Keep telling yourself that to make your sad life feel better
What's sad is a man that could spend time with his (imaginary) wife and kids but instead is here. Of course, this is not real as no one with a family would have the time or inclination to browse here or even know this place exists. Stop pretending so your mind doesn't shatter.
Daniel Craig played some homosexual MI6 agent under the guise of James Bond but not the real James Bond. The real Bond is a complete ubermensch fantasy, not a cuck who goes MUH HECKIN WIFE AND LE KIDS.
>What's sad is a man that could spend time with his (imaginary) wife and kids but instead is here.
dishonest argument, almost israeli in nature I'd say
If you are a father and a husband and you still feel like spending time on this site, I don't know what to tell you.
I'm not that anon and I'm single, but 90% of the time I spend on this site is from when I'm at work and I'm sure that's the case for many others
this, its literally no different from using reddit or Facebook, yet anon would find that acceptable? there's loads of dads on Cinemaphile
i don't believe you but good luck I suppose. i'm not that hateful yet. i doubt i'll ever have kids and that's how I like it. i'm too much of a sperg autist.
Whats not to believe anon? Not everyone here is posting the same trite. Id much rather come here on off-time shitbrowsing than anywhere else, and I'm too old to give a crap about tiktok or Instagram
I'm at work and killing time on here moron
>reproduction and family are cuckshit
As much as I hate this piece of shit movie, this is one of the most israeli posts I've ever read.
In the context of James Bond who's entire appeal is that he's a man free from the burdens of the average guy, then yeah it IS cuck shit.
>muh israeli
Get a fricking grip, man. israelites didn't change anything. Men and women have always hated or tolerated each other at best.
You can of course take risks and ramp up the tension but you never kill Bond. He always finds a way to win.
It felt very much like kids playfighting, how it was done
>ne ne, I win, I win!
>nuh uh mr bond, umm, because akshually u r infected by my secret weapon now u cant ever go back or everyone dies
>thats not fair!! Mom!
It feels like the film was written backwards. They started off with him dying and had to contrive a plot around it.
But there's never any real tension because we know Bond will always win. This movie actually capitalized on the tension
marxist homosexual likes marxist shit
>anglo intelligence agent meddling in other countries and illegally killing people to protect London's Rothchild banks
>marxist
holy homosexual
>No Time To Die
dies
what did they mean by this?
it's german, it actually says "No Time to The"
>No Time to Die
>Dies in 2 hours
Bond sacrifices his life not only to save the world, but to protect his child and the woman he loves. It is quite literally the most masculine portrayal of Bond we've ever seen, because to be a man is to sacrifice for those you love. Most people here hate this because they're coombrain manchildren who just want to see Bond be a degenerate playboy rather than act like a real, virtuous man.
It's even more based because there's no gooey goodbye. He just faces death like a man, even though he's clearly heartbroken
>it's even more bas-
have a nice day.
I dunno dude, seemed like the most cartoonishly over the top humiliating death he could've had. He literally gets blown up by all the missiles on the island. The only thing that would've made it worse is if he screamed. Legit Wile E Coyote shit
When bond faced the missiles and turned to the camera, saying "its alright. lgbtq2+ lives matter too, miss Rowling" and smiled while he got facialed by large black missiles, I got genuine goosebumps
This lmao. It felt so evil and sinister. It was an unironic, honest-to-god humilation ritual. He couldn't, at the very least, die on the steps of the lair or facing the sunset and dying in peace. He had to be blown up to SMITHEERENS and stand there like a cuck and let himself die.
From a real shitty villain too, while bond's arch nemesis blofeld - who they made his brother - dies an unceremonious death an hour into the other film
>facing the sunset and dying in peace
That's literally what he did you moron. He was smiling remembering his daughter's eyes, facing the sunset, and enjoying the odd beauty of the missiles
>He was smiling remembering his daughter's eyes, facing the sunset, and enjoying the odd beauty of the missiles
Yeah as he then gets brutally bombed to smithereens with nowt he can do
Ask yourself btw why in 2022 they were prepping you to take such a death like a man btw. They're prepping you for that when you're getting droned to smithereens to protect all the bames back home
If you defend that piece of shit satanic ending, have a nice day. You know nothing about James Bond and are no better woman or a nogger.
It was meh. As usual the woman relationship parts ruins the whole movie.
It looks good, but the plot sucks
weet ik
the first hour is okay but it becomes unwatchable after Felix dies
I wish they leaned more into the surreal horror of that spectre club scene. Bond horror could be kino
The Craig films were better than half the early Bond films.
No. have a nice day.
More like 95% of the Bond films. I rewatched them all recently and couldn't believe how genuinely bad most of them are
schizophrenic Craig homosexual samegay
lot of Boomers here, I see.
Folks, here is the awful truth: Craig's films were better than any but the Brosnan films.
Road House remake was better than the original.
Confess Fletch was better than the first two.
>Craig's films were better than any but the Brosnan films
GoldenEye is the only one that contends with Craig's films. The other three are trash
They're not. They're far more memorable and entertaining than that tonal whiplash subversive garbage.
Nah they suck lol. DAD fricking killed the franchise you Black person. But keep basking in that nostalgia if that's what's comfortable
>spreading lies that are easily disproven
>le funny word
>lol
>they suck
I hate that you exist.
It's a well known fact that they had to reboot because everyone hated DAD, stop being moronic
It is not. The movie was massivelly succesful and the backlash to Craig's casting was due to everyone loving it and wanting more Brosnan. Go watch your Youtube video essays to tell you lies about a place and time you weren't born in, you zoomer waste of breath.
Brosnan was relentlessly handsome. Brosnan's son is relentlessly handsome.
True. I went by a clothing store and him and his son were on a poster as ambassadors for this clothing brand. Everyone who passed through it went 'oh my god, that's James Bond!' even fricking zoomers recognized him as Bond and lauded over the fact he's 70 and "mogs" them (apparently, that's a word now). it was a great little moment. Brosnan is still the definitive James Bond.
No it wasn't, everyone hated it. And people didn't like Craig because he was blonde and short, not because he was replacing Brosnan. I was there homosexual, stop trying to rewrite history for the sake of your blind nostalgia
>it's a zoomer pretends to be a millenial episode
Why? why are you doing this?
What a dumb piece of shit movie.
>folks,
>asserts opinion as fact
>le boomers
ywnbaw
It was too contrived, to the point of being phony.
Craig wasn't in-character at all.
Action sequences were bland and unmemorable, not worthy of Bond movies which were always known for pushing the envelope in terms of creativity and stuntwork.
Nomi and Paloma were pointless characters that only made the movie longer.
The ending is a big wienerslap to the audience.
The use of We Have all the Time in the World was extremely cynical.
Awful dialogue throughout. Safin's monologue was like something that an edgy teen would write in his notebook.
Wretched movie.
>Action sequences were bland and unmemorable, not worthy of Bond movies which were always known for pushing the envelope in terms of creativity and stuntwork
You're crazy. Even people who hate the plot admit that the action was awesome. Stop being a contrarian edgelord
The opening chase was decent, but all the other action sequences were standard fights and shootouts that could've been done in any other franchise. What was awesome about them?
The Norway chase was awesome, the forest fight was stealthy and intense, and the one take staircase shootout had never been done in Bond before
I WANT TO KILL DANIEL CRAIG AND EVERYONE INVOLVED WITH THIS. EVEN BILLIE EILISH. I'M NOT JOKING.
I think this. If I could kill someone at the cost of my own life, it would be Daniel Craig.
It does canonize the bond multiverse theory. So that's one good thing about it.
Elaborate.
No.
Craig is adamantly ugly.
It was moronic.
>Bond ditches the love of his life and always regrets because he thinks she betrayed him...despite him having access to unlimited intelligence and always able to solve cases. Why didn't he just look into it?
>Villain stabs James Bond with FoxDie. If he had such a drop on Bond, why not just kill him directly?
>No way to call off airstrike because...YOU JUST CAN'T OK
>Way too fricking long. Summer action slop should be 1.45hrs tops.
>Bond ditches the love of his life and always regrets because he thinks she betrayed him...despite him having access to unlimited intelligence and always able to solve cases. Why didn't he just look into it?
It was even dumber because Madeline saved Bond twice in the previous movie and even tried to kill Blofeld with the watch-bomb. There is literally no reason why Bond should think she's a SPECTRE agent just because Blofeld called her on her phone.
All Craiggay rebuttes
>stop being an edge lord contrarian boomer schizo racist sexist homophobic unwholesome chud, you fricking neo nazi
have a nice day. All of you.
I dunno, it was alright,
Rami Malek is so completely overrated as an actor. Might still be better than Spectre just because I don't remember anything about that movie No Time to Die is so much worse than Casino Royale and Skyfall.
It was better than Spectre but still felt like two movies crammed into one. I liked Bond having a kid but it feels like a nothing burger given the next film will reset the status back to the usual Bond status quo, this is a development that could have used another movie. Also, what was that about the villain suddenly going from killing members of SPECTRE to wanting to kill millions worldwide?