This was laughably bad, Battlefield Earth level of bad but even more hilarious with how seriously it treats itself. Netflix is cementing its position as the shit central I see.
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I'd like to rebel her moon.
Army of the Dead almost pissed me off with how bad and incongruous it was. Think I'll skip this one
>Think I'll skip this one
Watch it drunk with bros, it's hilarious to see a slow motion inside of a slow motion with swelling strings signifying literally nothing happening (a person has moved their hand or blinked or something). It's the shittiest thing ever created by humankind and it is in fact so bad it's good.
Ol' zack boy has always been a hack fraud that exclusively appeals to self-hating pajeets. Affleck batman was shit too. How did someone with 90 IQ manage to make it so far in Hollywood like sneeder?
Filtered.
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What does this expression signify?
Penetration.
The only good Zacnyder movie since the first 10 minutes of dawn of the dead
You have no taste and your opinion is a meme.
If you enjoyed it, please tell me why?
spite
i think i like the general idea and aesthetic synder went for but yeah the movie just feels like complete gibberish
the only things on his mind seemed to be "how can i get this shot to look cool IN SLOW MOTION" and having a wide unconnected variety of scifi tropes he wanted to put to screen, but it's all barely connected. it's more like a b tier sci-fi anthology brought to life rather than a story with acts and themes and purpose and payoff
>it's more like a b tier sci-fi anthology brought to life
no fricking shit you midwitted homosexual good lord
that wasn't the movie's intention though. it tried to be snyder doing seven samurai. it wasn't enough like seven samurai, all of these characters were nothingburgers who barely anything to do all movie long
by the end of the 2+ hours you're left thinking how the hell a movie managed to make such a big deal out of putting together a team and then proceeding to do some terrible cgi action scene where they might as well all be nameless mooks
I'm too busy fricking hot babes and not giving a frick you brain in a jar sack of shit
It never even occurred to me that it was trying to pay homage to Seven Samurai.
I did notice it following A New Hope almost beat to beat. They even included the cantina scene, complete with the alien jackass trying to bully luke and getting killed.
Maybe the script was written by AI?
Homage is a strong word
I'm completely over Rebels and rebellions. Every movie, even unconneronws like ant man3 have to drop their characters into some gay rebellion.
I liked the Sneeder cut but this movie was terrible rtkww
To start with the robot is the coolest character and basically not in the film after the 20 minute mark. The idea of a little 5'5" arab girl beating up dozens of men with her fists and exchanging face punches with a cyborg dubious at best.
They go to a gay bar and the male lead gets his balls grabbed by a homosexual pigman who offers to buy the guy for gay sex in his dirty bed from the main girl. Han Solo joins them to betray them later and outright declares his intentions but nobody cares. They goto some planet and get turok, he's literally a shirtless Indian guy named Tara who tames and rides a hippogryph and its never brought up again. You know his gay race is gonna ride their gay mounts in the climax or some gay shit like the hawkmen in flash Gordon. Then they goto Roman planet and the black guy from gladiator is a drunkard genius tactician supposedly. They want him to join and he says no unless its for revenge. They immediately go and recruit an Asian dual wielding lightsaber girl who says she will join them unless its for revenge. she joins and this is never brought up again. The characters do not even speak to eachother in reference to things happening around them like at all. The dialogue in early final fantasy games is robust compared to this level of characterization. They are completely unearned slapdash ripoff of better characters hamfisted together for no reason but to be diverse and cool. The main fight and really all the fights totally suck because nobody just shoots this lil arab b***h when she's the only target and they all engage her one at a time and it just fricking sucks. There are some cool visuals because the setting is so clearly ripped from 40k.
4/10
I laughed when the sequel hook was the regent explaining how dangerous it was that the girl had joined tht4g40e rebels.
All of this and the spider woman the asian ninja fights for no reason in the middle of the movie is ripped off from the Saga comic.
Did anyone here except anything different? It's still Netflix.
The first part of the movie was decent, but it rapidly became ridiculous, and eventually just badly acted shit. I could not believe how utterly stilted the acting was in the part where they recruit General Titus.
i thought the movie was doing well until the girl and guy left the village, then it goes full moron and refuses to commit to anything
>i thought the movie was doing well until the girl and guy left the village
hahahahahahahah no wtf
>here's that bald guy doing an awful russian accent for 20 minutes
homosexual
It was the only part of the film that seems like it had any amount of care put into it. Everything else was so rushed, and so the bad acting and paper thin characterizations did not hold up well. So much of the movie was also wasted on recruiting these characters who then do nothing after being recruited. They barely even have any personality. The recruitment scenes though had no reason to be so awful.
>Hey I know this guy we should get him, he's good with animals
>oh no he is enslaved to this fat old guy for the rest of his life
>Fat old guy: "heh, hey guy who is good with animals, I bet you can't tame this animal! If you do I will forgive your debt for some reason!"
>so he tames the animal instead of just flying away on it
>fat old guy: "okay I am inexplicably a man of my word and let you go--oh no the animal was less tamed than I was led to believe and now I'm dead!"
>they all smugly grin at the death of this surprisingly honest and generous man who committed no crime, apparently besides being fat and old
The assassin lady was also just tedious. Forced to watch her fight a giant spider monster for no reason, has no bearing on anything else. Also why did she not use her laser swords from the start? Was she trying to test her abilities like a Naruto ninja? I have no fricking clue. She looked like she was in real trouble there hacking away with her regular looking swords until she remembered "oh yeah my swords are lasers" and then the fight was instantly over.
And then general titus, who was set up to be this imposing bad ass who put a bounty hunter's head on a spike outside a coloseum so you think he's like lord of the colosseum or something? but no he's a fat old drunk sleeping outside it. Why was anybody having trouble capturing him? They literally pick him up out of the gutter and he doesn't even resist. Then there's this utterly baffling scene where a servant is bathing him in this vast chamber and the worst dialogue of the film is uttered.
>Paper thin plot and characters
>Things happen yet nothing happens
>Laughably awful exposition dialogue
>What if slow mo had slow mo
>admiral threatens to steal all your grain and leave you to starve, if he doesn't just slaughter you first
>asks "when is my harvest!"
>could've said "uh 13 weeks" instead of "9 weeks"
>you harvest your shit, pack up the whole village, and leave before he shows up
>movie over