I really really fricking hate this new era of gen z pseudointellectual armchair english teachers who got their media literacy education off video essays who are going to use arguments like these to justify objectively predatory writing.
Especially since you just know that because this also popped up in the Suicide Squad thread, people are going to use it to defend the worst shit ever in fiction just because it follows all the consistency laws. >Oh this characters comes out of nowhere and buttfricks the far superior and more well written character to death? >WELL HE'S THE GAG CHARACTER LOVEABLE butthole WHO HAS BEEN CHARACTERIZED AS SUCH SO IT'S OK
I also blame hack frauds like George RR Martin and Fujimoto or Gege for this shit, the establishment of excusing this sort of writing is the worst thing ever simply because it does not have the regular narrative plot holes of regular stories, which don't get me wrong, I fricking hate Dune and Lord Of The Rings too, but at least they don't try to be hot garbage.
Armond White was right, even when something was well written it should still be considered bad because of it's execution and moralism surrounding it rather than quality, otherwise scatological storytelling will soon become critically acclaimed.
What a shame the good guys lost world war 2.
>>Oh this characters comes out of nowhere and buttfricks the far superior and more well written character to death? >>WELL HE'S THE GAG CHARACTER LOVEABLE butthole WHO HAS BEEN CHARACTERIZED AS SUCH SO IT'S OK
Adam got buttfricked to death by Lucifer, Narratively, The battle was obviously already over, Niffty just delivers the 'coup de grace' so to speak, If he was so flustered that he couldn't detect a lvl1 sinner walking up slowly behind him while he was making his speech, it was clearly over. >words,words,words,WW2,Hitler,Zoomers,I hate George R.R. Martin because they don't have the Objectivist Randian hero win every fight like in muh capeshit. >Adam is a 'well written character' and not season 1 antagonistic foil on par with Dio in JoJo part 1.
Have sex.
meds.
etc.
I agree but... chill the motherfrick out, homie. There was a line about a character being diphallic and a character named after female anatomy. If you were expecting anything akin to Gogol's Dead Souls or Maupassant's Ball of Fat, you missed the point worse than Ben Simmons in a 2022 free throw. >silly things are silly, oh no!
ftfy, Adam really wasn't that great, he was literally just dickhead: the character. And even Vivzie couldn't help but play the completely obvious "Pentious dies" trump card, if you can even call it that.
I deliberately avoid acknowledging anything that doesn't justify my premeditated decision to be outraged and offended about the world not being an extension of my will.
>NOOO HOW DARE YOU WRITE DISRESPECTFUL FANFICTION ABOUT MY MADE-UP ANCESTOR!!!!!111
A hint to people LARPing as devout Christians: people started making fun of Christianity in part because of responses like this. You insult their holy cows in any way and they get super offended, making them easily trollable. Might wanna remedy that for your future LARPing.
>Manchild is desperate to control the behavior of billions of people by opening his profane, disgusting mouth
Maybe someone just should just invent a way to shut you up instead
No, they started that when Christians stopped executing subhumans like you for blasphemy. I'm not hearing a peep against Muslims or israelite, and do you know why? Because these religious group can and will kill you for mocking their deity. So shut up and count your blessings you're allowed to mock Christianity for now. It won't stay that way if God wills it.
ah no you got me all wrong Christain. I just reminding you of all the things your God said. You know you guys are supposed to be Salt and light of the world. I am just reminding you of that because right now you talk closer to the worst of humanity than the righteous.
it's FAR easier to convince a 'serious devout CHRIS-tian' to do the exact opposite of what Jesus says in the gospels: hoard wealth, be intolerant, always judge others, never turn the other cheek, be FAR more devoted to Caesar (their nation, Trump, tradition that contradicts Jesus' preachings) than God.
There are evangelicals in the US today that SERIOUSLY think they should make Jesus more like Trump because the real Jesus is a lib hippie homosexual.
These days, I can't see these sort of statements as genuine, but just as an attempt to stir a reaction based on ideas that at some point were earnestly expressed, yet currently just serve as empty vessels of bait. I've done it myself, and anons fall for it, but it has become rather tiresome.
I never understood this. You release that contempt of others does not diminish the moral responsibilities of adhering to your doctrine. This is such a self own.
Where is that little Christain I played with a little while ago? The one who wanted to stone me?
You know Christain you should really control your temper better, haven't you read your Bible?
"Human anger does not produce the righteousness God desires."
I bet this guy is a Christian pretending to be a confrontational atheist, and the guy he's talking about is an atheist pretending to be a confrontational Christian. Nobody is sincere anymore. The only thing they want is to get a reaction no matter what.
I've done it and I'm a Christian, so he's perfectly able to do it. Sometimes a guy just needs to feel something.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I could take you on a theological journey that would rock your faith if you believe that.
3 months ago
Anonymous
What?
Are you surprised how slow people are to Adam’s sacrifice and how he paid for the sins of his children?
What?
3 months ago
Anonymous
I don't believe that. I'm trans, btw. Hope that helps to explain some things.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>grandstanding on Cinemaphile unironically
3 months ago
Anonymous
I've engaged in spiritual experiences completely alien to the average normie, accessed through the reading of esoteric religious traditions that most adherents of such religions ignore completely.
3 months ago
Anonymous
That's very cool anon. I too have summoned the 7th soul of Abraxas etc
3 months ago
Anonymous
Pfff? That's childplay. I'm cureently existing in metaphysical realms beyond your comprehension. Lightning comes out of my fingers at my command!
3 months ago
Anonymous
I'm also trans, btw. Hope such revelation provides a new textual level to my claims.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Pfff? That's childplay. I'm cureently existing in metaphysical realms beyond your comprehension. Lightning comes out of my fingers at my command!
I've summoned a dump which was quite the big stinky.
3 months ago
Anonymous
And I summoned your mother (who was also quite the big stinky).
3 months ago
Anonymous
That was actually your mother, my mother doesn't have hairy shoulders.
3 months ago
Anonymous
But my mother doesn't have a penis :/
3 months ago
Anonymous
Oops, you mistook your mother for your father again, silly you! Must have been real awkward to realize this fact after you ate him out.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Are you surprised how slow people are to Adam’s sacrifice and how he paid for the sins of his children?
I find funny how people claim Christianity is the superior religion but them they want all the rules and violence of other pagan religions.
what forgive? love your enemies like jesus??
no you want war, you to die be the blade, if anything jesus by many Christians standards today would be seen as a hippie communist
>No, they started that when Christians stopped executing subhumans like you for blasphemy. I'm not hearing a peep against Muslims or israelite, and do you know why? Because these religious group can and will kill you for mocking their deity. So shut up and count your blessings you're allowed to mock Christianity for now. It won't stay that way if God wills it.
Sure, they are savages worshipping a smelly pedophile and executing people for not being monogamous but finding loopholes in their own book by fricking anythung that it does not strictly forbid you to frick in marriage. Maybe after all the terrorists are dead we can have a Hazbin for muslims making fun of their degenerate religion too lol
It's your fault that you made me agree with guy here
>Manchild is desperate to control the behavior of billions of people by opening his profane, disgusting mouth
Maybe someone just should just invent a way to shut you up instead
>You insult their holy cows in any way and they get super offended, making them easily trollable.
Offended and mad enough to throw tantrums on social media, not mad enough to behead you frickers.
If the response was stronger you wouldn't even try, just like you wouldn't do it to Islam in a muslim majority country.
I'm still unsure if there's a religious angle in OP's statement. If there is, it's definitely bait. My first impression was that he's an Adamgay who's mad because they killed him off.
Take it as a troll looking for (you)'s. Pretty much like this guy
ah no you got me all wrong Christain. I just reminding you of all the things your God said. You know you guys are supposed to be Salt and light of the world. I am just reminding you of that because right now you talk closer to the worst of humanity than the righteous.
. I know it because I sometimes make statements that I don't agree with just to piss off anons for fun.
I highly doubt that God cares about some shitty deviantart idea that somehow crawled out of the butthole of the early 2000s and into the arms of a company that specializes in making hot trash shows attempting to make Christianity look bad.
Am I missing something or did the ending scene imply Lute orchestrated Adam's down fall in order to gain fully command over the exterminators?
Was her anguish over his death merely an act?
Why does Adam keep getting exploited by manipulative women over and over?
yeah, my biggest problem with the show is the pacing
also two of the songs felt sort of weird >the one with Carmilla going on about love and how Vaggie was going for blood, which is weird, because Vaggie is all about Charlie 24/7
and also the Vees going on about Alastor losing his power and all when he's back again? and they don't seem to have lost any power?
I know we only have eight episodes, but it just seems so random
they could have profited from either two more episodes or longer episodes
Overlord power seems to come from their influence within the sinner community and not something innate, so it makes sense that some overlord that seemed invincible and all powerful gets beaten and runs away like a coward on screen it makes him look weak and lose influence. And together his associate overlords, making a power vacuum that they can take. The royalty isn't on that dispute (they don't represent the sinner community but hell itself), so Charlie and Lucifer ultimately repelling the angels don't affect that.
fedoras are the easiest people to bait on the site now for some reason. middle aged millennials genuinely flip their shit about this stuff and have zero self awareness. the OP is almost certainly just talking about adam the character in the show but instantly these clowns start seething
The key to surviving Cinemaphile is to assume that everybody is merely acting as a parody of something, instead of being earnest with their opinions. Either that, or believe that everybody is a bot.
I believe this show is a perfect allegory on how it is to be trans in the modern age. Everybody (religion) sees you as a demon who should be eternaly condemned to hell, but demons see your potential and push you towards it (gender affirmation). It's so beautiful.
It wasn't, he literally went out swinging and it took three of the top tiers to even put him into a position for the mad b***h Niffty to sneak kill him.
Even in context, Adambros should not downplay how much they made him die like a champ.
ehhhh, it's really not good and I don't recommend it. It's not god awful but it depends on your tolerance for lousy, shallow writing and 2 songs per episode. The episodes are 24 minutes so it doesn't take up too much time, so if you just want to sate your curiosity go for it. You already managed to do the smart thing by waiting for all the episodes to be out anyways
ehhhh, it's really not good and I don't recommend it. It's not god awful but it depends on your tolerance for lousy, shallow writing and 2 songs per episode. The episodes are 24 minutes so it doesn't take up too much time, so if you just want to sate your curiosity go for it. You already managed to do the smart thing by waiting for all the episodes to be out anyways
Before the episode >Everyone here thinks Niffty is based just because she's straight
After the episode >Everyone hates her because they killed their chud strawman that they liked just to be contrarian
Just admit you never liked the show to begin with and move on
if wouldn't come to this if he didn't come down here
also he is a great character and a hero since thanks to his antagonistic actions heaven knows sinners can be redeemed
I think my fantasy's about Alastor have made me develop some sort of...'eating/food fetish' in relation to him. And no, I don't mean cannibalism shit like that one supposed femanon
Just the idea of sitting at a table with Alastor and eating dinner with him, Watching him eat something bloody like a rare-steak and passing it through his lips and teeth.
I don't get it, what are we angry about? That the character died? Or that the character who killed him when stab happy on his corpse? Or that the biblical character he's based on was 'misrepresented' or something?
If it's the fricking last one why didn't you stop watching at episode 1 when he's an ill-tempered, foul-mouthed murder angel? And as for the others, you're just realising now that the show has tone problems?
The ending was kind of shit wasn't it? >deus ex machina weapons >deus ex machina army >Angeldust redemption not resolved >Angel valentino plot not resolved >Velvette Carmilla plot not resolved >angel infighting not resolved >extermination secret not resolved >power of friendship wank
Pretty much none of the stuff we spent time on during the show's runtime had anything to do with the resolution, what was the point of most of it?
in non-moron's terms A24 funded a 8ep season 1 and waited for it to make them money, but Amazon hit them up before it was released, bought it and then funded season 2
Where was the tension? This was supposed to be the great season finale, but the only people in actual threat ended up those fighting Adam, for a very brief while, every other sinner and demon had a field day.
Adam ends up going through a gauntlet of enemies until Lucifer shows up, at which the last embers of tension are gone. He's overpowered, and the hotel is not under any threat at all at that point. But that's not enough, he and Charlie team up to beat up Adam and he still doesn't give up until he is backstabbed during his monologue.
Lute manhadles Vaggie in their fight, is only defeated by Vaggie collapsing the hotel on her, refuses to plea, is called a failure by Vaggie, then cuts off her arm so she can prove Vaggie wrong by managing to manhandle her single-handedly (pun intended) and stop her from interfering in an already unfair to Adam fight.
Was I suppose to root for the other guys? > But weren't you excited when the arrogant and smug executioners got btfo by careful planning?
No? I know this show is a comedy, but the battle was suppose to be serious threat. > You should be amazed how they managed to turn angels' weapons against them!
Why? We get no worldbuilding about the weapons. Are angelic weapons the same as consecrated weapons? The later seem to glow bright yellow, unlike the angelic weapons that look like silver weaponry. Why does Carmilla has access to crates of the shit? Why do the executioners leave so much shit behind? Is there some angelic blacksmith that has to reforge all the weapons every year because the angels drop them on their return to Heaven? Maybe that's why the blacksmith made the weapons being able to harm angels, because he was pissed at having to reforge them. > But look how much Charlie had grown, she became a leader her people need her to be!
With some nepotism from Alastor, and wasn't this show about the hotel? Why should I be excited she managed to raise up her people to fight Heaven?
> Lucifer's appearance was to show how much he really cares about Charlie!
Yes, she's the most important thing for him, we know. Even if she didn't call him in E5 he would've came to the Hotel, but would've had a better reason to say "Sorry I'm late." Sorry, you're later, Black person? Why weren't you at the hotel from the very fricking start? Did you need the technicality of Adam punching your daughter, or the cue of Pentious dying? Imagine if the first thing Adam would've seen upon flying towards the hotel was Lucifer. He'd be pissed, but he wouldn't attack, or try and get blasted. There, the whole conflict is resolved. > But it's on Adam for being a moron and attacking Charlie.
Sure, maybe, but he yelled out that he was going to destroy the hotel and exterminate Charlie in front of all the angels. Why didn't Sera remind him that he shouldn't touch Charlie?
I have a crackhead theory that Niffty is stronger than she lets on. She might not even be consciously aware of it.
She's openly fricked with Valentino with no repercussions, she got the drop on Adam, and she's one of the souls under Alastor's control, the only other one of which we've seen is a former Overlord.
I don't think Alastor would have made a deal with some random crazy autismo if there wasn't a damn good reason for it.
Sad to see Adam go, he was one of the few characters who expressed genuine joy in the sow and it was one of the reasons I loved watching him being an butthole. Seeing him having to stay at the hotel to redeem himself would have been really funny.
Eve made that mistake you blithering moron. In both the show and in the biblical stories. Eve tricked him into eating it so he couldn’t just get another wife.
So what happens when a character dies in this setting? > Human: Goes to heaven/hell depending on ??? > Denizen of hell: Hellspawn cannot die except by holy weapons. When they die they ???, however if the right conditions are met dying can result in an ascension to heaven > Denizen of heaven: Heavenly beings can be slain by divine weapons. When they die ???
Is Adam now in hell, does he respawn back up in heaven, does he go to some other third place, or has he just been deleted from existence?
Wherever he is he's not in Heaven. No one other than the seraphim know that Pentious is in Heaven now (Charlie and the rest made a memorial for him, so they clearly think that he's dead for good).
Lute seems to be operating under the impression that Adam is dead for good, so either he's baleeted, he's in Hell, or he's in a third place
Sinners can regenerate when killed by other sinners, check out Velvet when she said: “I can’t wait for that unlucky b***h to pull herself together,”
Adam was an Angel with holy power, Angel weapons are imbued with holy power. So when he blasted Sir Pentious that killed Pentious for good- or would have if his soul hadn’t been redeemed.
Otherwise, when angels kill non-redeemed sinners their magical essence and soul is imbued into the furniture and material fabric of hell, that’s why there are eyes on everything, why some creatures are sentient. Think about it like reincarnating but you can also reincarnate into a chair for an even WORSE hell experience. Or better, depending on how freaky you are.
I’m pretty sure sinners who get eaten in the Cannibal Colony are still alive, but they… become excreted and live in tbat perpetual state of agony, until they pass through the cannibal and their pieces are in close enough distance they can reconnect.
Hellborn creatures, like Imps, Hellhounds, and other denizens that exist in the lower rings, who were never sinners, die naturally and permanently, likely refeeding the energy of hell and acting as tormentors of sinners and entertainment of the Seven Deadlies. So Blitzo can die permanently, but Angel Dust can’t unless they’re killed with an angelic weapon.
It’s one of the reasons Striker needed an angelic imbued rifle to try and snipe Stolas but only needed his hand to nearly kill Moxxie.
Adam was likely a good person once and that’s how he got into heaven, but having his dick stroked for so long in heaven for being the first good boi has lead him to develop sinful traits to the point he’s likely been condemned to hell, where as Sir Pentious went from being untrusting, paranoid, and violent to trusting people and fighting to protect. Adam and Sir Pentious are like foils at this point.
Wasn't it said that wounds from Angelic weapons are permanent?
If so how come Vaggie healed and what does that mean from Adam (it means he's dead, I'm coping)
Because Adam likes taking people down a peg. Alastor really thought he could take him on and tell him off. He got shut down REALLY quick, and all that bravado went nowhere.
He has the tech, he now knows that angelic weapons CAN kill someone like Adam of all people, and witnessed all of this live, and saw Alastor get blown the frick out! He’s on his highest horse right now, so him believing he can 100% frick up Lucifer & actually have a chance to do it with his connections is entirely possible. I wouldn’t be shocked he is starts working with Sera.
Lucifer is clearly a figurehead ruler at best, like the King of England, and has no interest in actually being in charge. The Vees are vying for being Prime Minister, where the real power is. As long as they don't directly threaten Charlie then Lucifer has no reason to care.
i thought it was good. when i heard the leaks i feared he'd job but he thrashed charlie, sent alastor running, and could only be taken out by lucifer. nifty just finished him off.
prime minister implies far more order than there probably is. it's more like a pile of mob bosses gunning each other down
Maybe not the best comparison but you get the point. Lucifer is the most powerful but he hates being around other sinners, let alone being in charge of them. If he actually gave a shit about ruling there wouldn't be any overlords to begin with.
Ah yes, because Lute and Adam are totally the type of people to respect duty of confidentiality, hasn't that happened before?
Unless they respect Lilith more then Sera, which would be interesting.
They actually went down the "Just use angelic steel lol" route? The idea of angels only being able to be killed when by selfless intentions is way better both narratively and as a means of justifying how no one in the history of ever has used angelic weapons before.
It’s actually a bit interesting, seeing both Alastor and Charlie fight him.
Alastor is much more skilled and smarter, so he heals Adam off much longer, but he was just way to weak to do anything with said smarts and skills. Charlie on the other hand has essentially 0 experience fighting, but is much stronger than Alastor and did some actual damage, but Adam was just a better fighter than her so she couldn’t use her strength to actually bring it home.
well, you don't need to be too strong to distract and dodge
all alastor did was annoy and slow down adam
when he actually made him take the fight seriously and stop being a fratboy moron, he swatted him
Yes, and it would fit. You know how you avoid being a mary sue? >You don't get your way all the time and it helps if you more personality then a plank of wood
If you think this show was anything more then fujoshit ex boyfrield bashing you're moronic, Adam did nothing wrong, everything right.
Apparently didn't want her killing any angels. I wonder how better it would've been if Charlie ordered a no kill rule on the angels from the get-go so the Hazbin crew could only wound or beat up the angels. This allows Sir Pentious's sacrifice to have a huge enough impact where he's teleported to heaven mid-fight and the Seraphim, now realizing that sinners in hell can go to heaven, go down to hell and order a stop to the extermination. This, along with the Seraphim's backing, then reinforces Charlie's goal of wanting to redeem sinners when rebuilding the Hazbin Hotel.
>Apparently didn't want her killing any angels.
She explicit want to avoid killing and saw the whole bloodshed as a failure of her, but in the end of the day she also knew she had no other choice
It actually refreshing to see good characters that don't go "muh killing is always wrong! should only fight to wound"
Probably? I mean she went toe to toe with Adam for a while.
I don't think it would have been a good idea to pick a fight with the Vees though, the MAD between the Overlords seems to be the only thing keeping Pentagram City from being any more anarchic than it already is destabilizing that would make things to shit.
>Alastor gets stomped by Adam >Adam gets trounced by Lucifer >Lucifer in turn get's owned by Alastor during their song
is this some sort of rock-paper-scissors scenario
Lucifer and Alastor were pretty even on bantz. He'd crush Al in a fight. Also to Adam's credit he was getting ganked and still managed to get a good hit in on Lucifer
easy; Lucifer didn't get serious when Alastor was doing some little ribbing
He beat Adam because he was threatening his daughter
even with his full power, Alastor couldn't beat an actual angel
Alastor is going to set up LuciferVCharlie. This seems too obvious. If Alastor controls the ruler of hell, he's the most powerful.
easy; Lucifer didn't get serious when Alastor was doing some little ribbing
He beat Adam because he was threatening his daughter
even with his full power, Alastor couldn't beat an actual angel
Regular exorcists couldn't pierce his magical barrier at all. He slaughtered a ton of them. Adam is a very high ranking angel, basically the leader of heaven's army
Character who is hyped up as super powerful getting btfo relatively easily. Usually to a generally weaker character or to hype up a new character but can also be in regards to a general fight.
Alastor was hyped as the super scariest Overlord with weird hax powers, and Adam stomped the shit out of him in more ways that one
when a powerful character is defeated to prove how powerful an other character is. it's to make the other character look good by comparison basically. it is generally seen as unearned and predetermined, taking its name from pro wrestling matches having a designated loser.
i don't think alastor jobbed, since it makes sense he being merely a fun OC, can't actually take on the first angel. his sin is pride, after all.
He will be back for his crippled bribe. With a hole in his chest.
Ultimately, Vaggie, Charlie, and Lucifer lose all of the best sinners they’ve cared about to them.
>Niffty FINALLY gets an episode >they have to go into her room to look for something or something >it's an absolute mess >Charlie daintily pulls a tarp off on an amorphous pile >it's Adam's corpse and a bunch of stuff she ripped off of other dudes >"What the hell is this, Niffty?!" >"It's a tarp!"
>self inserts and doesn't even hide it >meets all his favorite characters, they indulge him in conversations >all of his enemies are in hell and a deep one. >gets the love of his life, young and beautiful maiden in heaven
If it was written today no one would even pick it up.
>It's in character for *x* character but how dare *x* character do it in the show.
Viv get out of here. Also just because it's in x character doesn't mean it needs to happen. It's called understanding how to write a coherent story.
I really really fricking hate this new era of gen z pseudointellectual armchair english teachers who got their media literacy education off video essays who are going to use arguments like these to justify objectively predatory writing.
Especially since you just know that because this also popped up in the Suicide Squad thread, people are going to use it to defend the worst shit ever in fiction just because it follows all the consistency laws.
>Oh this characters comes out of nowhere and buttfricks the far superior and more well written character to death?
>WELL HE'S THE GAG CHARACTER LOVEABLE butthole WHO HAS BEEN CHARACTERIZED AS SUCH SO IT'S OK
I also blame hack frauds like George RR Martin and Fujimoto or Gege for this shit, the establishment of excusing this sort of writing is the worst thing ever simply because it does not have the regular narrative plot holes of regular stories, which don't get me wrong, I fricking hate Dune and Lord Of The Rings too, but at least they don't try to be hot garbage.
Armond White was right, even when something was well written it should still be considered bad because of it's execution and moralism surrounding it rather than quality, otherwise scatological storytelling will soon become critically acclaimed.
What a shame the good guys lost world war 2.
Grandpa, that's not how you bait anymore. No one's gonna read all that shit. You gotta condense the shitpost into no more than one paragraph.
>>Oh this characters comes out of nowhere and buttfricks the far superior and more well written character to death?
>>WELL HE'S THE GAG CHARACTER LOVEABLE butthole WHO HAS BEEN CHARACTERIZED AS SUCH SO IT'S OK
Adam got buttfricked to death by Lucifer, Narratively, The battle was obviously already over, Niffty just delivers the 'coup de grace' so to speak, If he was so flustered that he couldn't detect a lvl1 sinner walking up slowly behind him while he was making his speech, it was clearly over.
>words,words,words,WW2,Hitler,Zoomers,I hate George R.R. Martin because they don't have the Objectivist Randian hero win every fight like in muh capeshit.
>Adam is a 'well written character' and not season 1 antagonistic foil on par with Dio in JoJo part 1.
Have sex.
meds.
etc.
I agree but... chill the motherfrick out, homie. There was a line about a character being diphallic and a character named after female anatomy. If you were expecting anything akin to Gogol's Dead Souls or Maupassant's Ball of Fat, you missed the point worse than Ben Simmons in a 2022 free throw.
>silly things are silly, oh no!
>predatory writing
You are mentally ill
Frick off, Viv. Go back to jacking off to shota-con.
My wife is so cute when she unleashes her inner demon while covered in angelic blood!
Is Nifty still nifty in the show?
Adam and Pentious were the best characters in the show. And they both die. Dropping this shit like a bad hammer
>Pentious was the best character in the show
ftfy, Adam really wasn't that great, he was literally just dickhead: the character. And even Vivzie couldn't help but play the completely obvious "Pentious dies" trump card, if you can even call it that.
>come in
>be a curseword loving butterball
>do the one thing the so called protagonist wants
>Dies and does not elaborates
Adam > Charlie 10,000%
Yeah I agree. Most people praising Adam feel like unironic schizos.
Adam will come back as a CHONKY demon.
Pentious is still in the show though. Did you close your eyes during the ending or something?
I deliberately avoid acknowledging anything that doesn't justify my premeditated decision to be outraged and offended about the world not being an extension of my will.
just taking out the trash
very fitting imho if you understand the subject enough.
I understand u are a homosexual
just girly things
Nifty = Lucifer > Adam >>> Alastor
>NOOO HOW DARE YOU WRITE DISRESPECTFUL FANFICTION ABOUT MY MADE-UP ANCESTOR!!!!!111
A hint to people LARPing as devout Christians: people started making fun of Christianity in part because of responses like this. You insult their holy cows in any way and they get super offended, making them easily trollable. Might wanna remedy that for your future LARPing.
>Manchild is desperate to control the behavior of billions of people by opening his profane, disgusting mouth
Maybe someone just should just invent a way to shut you up instead
why are you pretending to be me?
Nobody mentioned theology. You need meds.
This is a show based off of biblical shit. Stop playing dumb.
like dxd? but instead of boobs we get swearing
And you get Sir Pentious, the reformed sinner.
Found the atheist middle schooler, couldn't help yourself huh?
No, they started that when Christians stopped executing subhumans like you for blasphemy. I'm not hearing a peep against Muslims or israelite, and do you know why? Because these religious group can and will kill you for mocking their deity. So shut up and count your blessings you're allowed to mock Christianity for now. It won't stay that way if God wills it.
Hey Christain, hows it going?
you still living in sin? Not a good look my guy.
ah no you got me all wrong Christain. I just reminding you of all the things your God said. You know you guys are supposed to be Salt and light of the world. I am just reminding you of that because right now you talk closer to the worst of humanity than the righteous.
K.
it's FAR easier to convince a 'serious devout CHRIS-tian' to do the exact opposite of what Jesus says in the gospels: hoard wealth, be intolerant, always judge others, never turn the other cheek, be FAR more devoted to Caesar (their nation, Trump, tradition that contradicts Jesus' preachings) than God.
There are evangelicals in the US today that SERIOUSLY think they should make Jesus more like Trump because the real Jesus is a lib hippie homosexual.
These days, I can't see these sort of statements as genuine, but just as an attempt to stir a reaction based on ideas that at some point were earnestly expressed, yet currently just serve as empty vessels of bait. I've done it myself, and anons fall for it, but it has become rather tiresome.
My only God is TRUMP, you cuck! and maybe the Holy AR-15
In the name of TRUMP, the most Alpha, the most Redpilled, and Saint Rittenhouse, Saint Tarrant, and Saint Chansley
Trump is the Greatest
Death to Muslims
Death to Mexicans
A curse upon the israelites
Make America Great Again
#DeportMedrano
I never understood this. You release that contempt of others does not diminish the moral responsibilities of adhering to your doctrine. This is such a self own.
bingo, that is why they are such fun targets to troll.
Salt and light my ass
So you don't actually care what your religion says lol
Where is that little Christain I played with a little while ago? The one who wanted to stone me?
You know Christain you should really control your temper better, haven't you read your Bible?
"Human anger does not produce the righteousness God desires."
I bet this guy is a Christian pretending to be a confrontational atheist, and the guy he's talking about is an atheist pretending to be a confrontational Christian. Nobody is sincere anymore. The only thing they want is to get a reaction no matter what.
If he was a Christain secretly then there is no way he would be posting those things.
I've done it and I'm a Christian, so he's perfectly able to do it. Sometimes a guy just needs to feel something.
I could take you on a theological journey that would rock your faith if you believe that.
What?
What?
I don't believe that. I'm trans, btw. Hope that helps to explain some things.
>grandstanding on Cinemaphile unironically
I've engaged in spiritual experiences completely alien to the average normie, accessed through the reading of esoteric religious traditions that most adherents of such religions ignore completely.
That's very cool anon. I too have summoned the 7th soul of Abraxas etc
Pfff? That's childplay. I'm cureently existing in metaphysical realms beyond your comprehension. Lightning comes out of my fingers at my command!
I'm also trans, btw. Hope such revelation provides a new textual level to my claims.
I've summoned a dump which was quite the big stinky.
And I summoned your mother (who was also quite the big stinky).
That was actually your mother, my mother doesn't have hairy shoulders.
But my mother doesn't have a penis :/
Oops, you mistook your mother for your father again, silly you! Must have been real awkward to realize this fact after you ate him out.
Are you surprised how slow people are to Adam’s sacrifice and how he paid for the sins of his children?
This.
Your antics get no accolades from me.
Come back when you gays are willing to hit hard targets eager to hit you back.
christians, israelites and muslims all believe in the same god you muppet
I find funny how people claim Christianity is the superior religion but them they want all the rules and violence of other pagan religions.
what forgive? love your enemies like jesus??
no you want war, you to die be the blade, if anything jesus by many Christians standards today would be seen as a hippie communist
>No, they started that when Christians stopped executing subhumans like you for blasphemy. I'm not hearing a peep against Muslims or israelite, and do you know why? Because these religious group can and will kill you for mocking their deity. So shut up and count your blessings you're allowed to mock Christianity for now. It won't stay that way if God wills it.
Lets make fun of muslims
NO NOOOOOOO
*Hebrews
Sure, they are savages worshipping a smelly pedophile and executing people for not being monogamous but finding loopholes in their own book by fricking anythung that it does not strictly forbid you to frick in marriage. Maybe after all the terrorists are dead we can have a Hazbin for muslims making fun of their degenerate religion too lol
History certainly does rhyme
Time is a flat circle.
Seething christcucks in replies are all the proof you need this post was correct
Shalom, Rabbi
jews and christcucks deserve eachother youre both homosexuals
Before we used to burn you for heresy.
I’m not Christian but that’s really fricking gay. Being a contrarian has and always will be a game for homosexuals.
Seething Christcuck nonetheless.
>LARPing as devout Christians:
Reddit,go back
Ironic
Actually ironic, you believe in a farce greater than fat free yogurt and skim milk.
he's only even supposedly your ancestor if you're a israelite mine are ask and embla
It's your fault that you made me agree with guy here
>You insult their holy cows in any way and they get super offended, making them easily trollable.
Offended and mad enough to throw tantrums on social media, not mad enough to behead you frickers.
If the response was stronger you wouldn't even try, just like you wouldn't do it to Islam in a muslim majority country.
Viv is too cowardly to ever parody Islam.
Adam was right.
I'm just glad that wasn't the very end of it, and after the joke they let him have a tender moment with Lute.
It just shows how pathetic Hell is that they had to backstab one of Heaven's warriors rather than fighting them mano-a-mano.
Lucifer was slapping the shit out of him and would have killed him of Charlie hadn't stepped in. Adam lost.
when will be able to make fun of things again without some group getting needlessly butthurt over literally everything?
I'm still unsure if there's a religious angle in OP's statement. If there is, it's definitely bait. My first impression was that he's an Adamgay who's mad because they killed him off.
There is actually some religious nutcase you stalks the threads tho so I was suspicious too.
Take it as a troll looking for (you)'s. Pretty much like this guy
. I know it because I sometimes make statements that I don't agree with just to piss off anons for fun.
Adam isn’t dead, they’re very clearly setting him up to be a sinner/demon, paralleling Pentious’ ascension. We already know angels can fall.
He was also probably getting manipulated by someone into pursuing faster exterminations.
I highly doubt that God cares about some shitty deviantart idea that somehow crawled out of the butthole of the early 2000s and into the arms of a company that specializes in making hot trash shows attempting to make Christianity look bad.
Op here to confirm it was about the show character Adam and not the biblical Adam but nice job being low iq monkeys
If this is you then you're a bigger moron for getting unironically offended at an edgy irreverent cartoon
Frick Vivzie marry Vivzie have a huge familia with Vivzie grab Vivzie's belly fatten Vivzie
Salvadorans are trash, but in a different manner from Vivz. Although she's more American than anything else—she's Californian trash.
Op here to confirm that I literally cannot stop sucking wieners for a single second.
I fricked this anons mom btw
Her rectum is puckered rn
Op here this guy is my brother and I love him very much despite being my incestuous offspring splattered out by my mother.
OP here I have aids
We all knew already.
Op again, I forgot to say that I got aids from my own mother.
OP's mom here. Forgive my son, he simply couldn't resist fricking my tight pussy that has remained unused since I killed my husband.
Thanks for having my back Viv- I mean mom.
OP here to confirm that I'm trans btw. Not sure if that's relevant to the discussion.
Masculinity is toxic and now dead. Just need Lilith and Eve hot lesbo sex scene as the cherry on top.
Adam died so he can save sinners.
The most tragic scene in the history of animation
Am I missing something or did the ending scene imply Lute orchestrated Adam's down fall in order to gain fully command over the exterminators?
Was her anguish over his death merely an act?
Why does Adam keep getting exploited by manipulative women over and over?
No, moron. Adam had a deal with Lilith, and with his death, the deal is no more. Lute became the leader and gave Lilith another ultimatum.
No. Adam paid for the sins of his children, which gives Lute the right to be their mother instead.
That is why Eve is so pissed.
I do not understand this schizo babble. When was any of this stated or hinted to in the show?
>When was any of this stated or hinted to in the show?
I'll call it now, this scene will make that pairing more popular than any other.
>Make a show about gay furries
>The human-looking angel heterosexual pair ends up being the most popular
Fitting for this show.
>My only regret was
>*COUGHS COUGHS*
>not recording my wifes getting fricked by Lucifer
>*dies*
They didn't even have time to let that scene play out. This show sucks.
yeah, my biggest problem with the show is the pacing
also two of the songs felt sort of weird
>the one with Carmilla going on about love and how Vaggie was going for blood, which is weird, because Vaggie is all about Charlie 24/7
and also the Vees going on about Alastor losing his power and all when he's back again? and they don't seem to have lost any power?
I know we only have eight episodes, but it just seems so random
they could have profited from either two more episodes or longer episodes
Overlord power seems to come from their influence within the sinner community and not something innate, so it makes sense that some overlord that seemed invincible and all powerful gets beaten and runs away like a coward on screen it makes him look weak and lose influence. And together his associate overlords, making a power vacuum that they can take. The royalty isn't on that dispute (they don't represent the sinner community but hell itself), so Charlie and Lucifer ultimately repelling the angels don't affect that.
Wow you Adamgays are really desperate for any table scraps lol
Man this is better than the time Usopp killed that one weird puppet girl in One Piece
Cinemaphile homies have to learn to stop believing everything random anons claim. People here lie all the time.
this is probably the smartest zoomer on this site
fedoras are the easiest people to bait on the site now for some reason. middle aged millennials genuinely flip their shit about this stuff and have zero self awareness. the OP is almost certainly just talking about adam the character in the show but instantly these clowns start seething
OP here. I actually believe that Adam is a shit character and I'm glad he died as he did.
The key to surviving Cinemaphile is to assume that everybody is merely acting as a parody of something, instead of being earnest with their opinions. Either that, or believe that everybody is a bot.
I believe this show is a perfect allegory on how it is to be trans in the modern age. Everybody (religion) sees you as a demon who should be eternaly condemned to hell, but demons see your potential and push you towards it (gender affirmation). It's so beautiful.
I think if we took skin from Viv's fat ass then we could make a thousand veganas for a thousand and one trans kids.
So true, sister!
It wasn't, he literally went out swinging and it took three of the top tiers to even put him into a position for the mad b***h Niffty to sneak kill him.
Even in context, Adambros should not downplay how much they made him die like a champ.
Congrats on Viv on making Niffty the single most hated character in a instant, I hope Lute guns for her ass
I still don't hate Niffty. She was a tool used to kill off Adam without Charlie dirtying her hands directly.
It was all Lucifer's fault. He Deus Ex Machinaed Adam in the first place which allowed him to be killed.
Really really tempted to watch this now.
ehhhh, it's really not good and I don't recommend it. It's not god awful but it depends on your tolerance for lousy, shallow writing and 2 songs per episode. The episodes are 24 minutes so it doesn't take up too much time, so if you just want to sate your curiosity go for it. You already managed to do the smart thing by waiting for all the episodes to be out anyways
I hate musicals 99% of the time. Is it at least crass and outrageous?
There's this one part where Charlie lets out a huge rancid fart then walks away but then Alastor suddenly teleports in and bends down to sniff it.
The fact that there's a non zero chance that this could happen is telling. But no this place would have never recovered.
It did happen. Alastor said she had a brap made for radio.
frick that guy it is good I would recommend.
(me)
also, I'm trans btw if that matters
>killed by the janny
jej
Just like us Anons here.
>One janny to slay them all
>Nifty the patron saint of Cinemaphile jannies
She even does it for free!
>she does it for free
Before the episode
>Everyone here thinks Niffty is based just because she's straight
After the episode
>Everyone hates her because they killed their chud strawman that they liked just to be contrarian
Just admit you never liked the show to begin with and move on
I never liked the show to begin with.
Good, now you can move on.
Move on to deez nuts in your face.
No.
We're going to stay and marginally lower the quality of your time here.
Because frick you.
Never watched a single episode but this has to be true.
Then watch it
https://kimcartoon.li/Cartoon/Hazbin-Hotel/Episode-1-Overtune?id=111717
https://kimcartoon.li/Cartoon/Hazbin-Hotel/Episode-2-Radio-Kill-the-Video-Star?id=111718
https://kimcartoon.li/Cartoon/Hazbin-Hotel/Episode-3-Scrambled-Eggs?id=111737
https://kimcartoon.li/Cartoon/Hazbin-Hotel/Episode-4-Masquerade?id=111738
https://kimcartoon.li/Cartoon/Hazbin-Hotel/Episode-5?id=111769
https://kimcartoon.li/Cartoon/Hazbin-Hotel/Episode-6?id=111770
https://kimcartoon.li/Cartoon/Hazbin-Hotel/Episode-7-Hello-Rosie?id=111841
https://kimcartoon.li/Cartoon/Hazbin-Hotel/Episode-8-The-Show-Must-Go-On?id=111842
I literally can't see how Nifty wouldn't swing straight, you can't stab with a curved blade that well
Also: Nift is revealed to not be completely straight.
How is that her not being straight? It's a fair question. Where are her breasts?
It's not like Niffty herself is a tit monster. So the only reason for her to say this is that she loves boobs.
Boobs are pretty cool though, can you blame her
Women can comment on other women’s breasts and not be gay. It’s done all the time. She’s very clearly interested in men. She’s literally me.
if no breasts why charlie like her? 🙁
HA! that tongue game must be angelic. Get it?
You have just broken up with Lute and she's crying, saying how much she loves you and that she'll kill you if you leave her. How do you escape?
DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT
Emily makes more sense as Nero's mother.
LOST SHADOWS LEFT BEHIND
OBSESSION'S PULLING ME
FADING I'VE COME TO TAKE WHAT'S MINE
LURKING IN THE SHADOWS UNDER VEIL OF NIGHT
CONSTELLATIONS OF BLOOD PIROUETTE
DANCING THROUGH THE GRAVES OF THOSE WHO STAND AT MY FEET
DREAMS OF THE BLACK THRONE I KEEP ON REPEAT
A DERELICT OF DARK, SUMMONED FROM THE ASHES
He solos the Entire Hellaverse btw
How would Lute and Emily react to getting dumped by Vergil?
>Emily
Cry and sulk in her room for awhile
>Lute
Break things and kill demons
Michael should really be Vergil at this point. I mean come on, JUDGEMENT CUT is RIGHT THERE.
I surprise her with a ring and I engage in HOLY FRICKING MATRIMONY with her.
Vaggie and Charlie are cute
No "We" anon. As the homosexual that you are, you would be burned too.
Pumping Charlie then dumping her when she says she loves you!
if wouldn't come to this if he didn't come down here
also he is a great character and a hero since thanks to his antagonistic actions heaven knows sinners can be redeemed
You're trying too hard redd*tor
What changes?
El Donte, Exterminador De Demonios fits Hazbin Hotel more.
QUE TE JODAN
Nifty replaces Pixie as the Demi-Fiend's companion and they murder like every angel in existence in between playing board games with each other
I think my fantasy's about Alastor have made me develop some sort of...'eating/food fetish' in relation to him. And no, I don't mean cannibalism shit like that one supposed femanon
Just the idea of sitting at a table with Alastor and eating dinner with him, Watching him eat something bloody like a rare-steak and passing it through his lips and teeth.
Into the vore section ya go
>Lute has Vaggie pinned under her cute feet
>somehow Vaggie is able to throw her across the room
My wife can’t be this much of a jobber…..
I don't get it, what are we angry about? That the character died? Or that the character who killed him when stab happy on his corpse? Or that the biblical character he's based on was 'misrepresented' or something?
If it's the fricking last one why didn't you stop watching at episode 1 when he's an ill-tempered, foul-mouthed murder angel? And as for the others, you're just realising now that the show has tone problems?
>Reading comprehension
People don't seem to understand that their larp is not the show's larp
Christcucks will seethe
The ending was kind of shit wasn't it?
>deus ex machina weapons
>deus ex machina army
>Angeldust redemption not resolved
>Angel valentino plot not resolved
>Velvette Carmilla plot not resolved
>angel infighting not resolved
>extermination secret not resolved
>power of friendship wank
Pretty much none of the stuff we spent time on during the show's runtime had anything to do with the resolution, what was the point of most of it?
bunch of cope and complaining that there are threads hanging for season 2?
>threads
that's the whole outfit.
I want a season 2, but I hope they get a better writer
All the ‘not resolved’ stuff can be expanded upon in season 2 anon, it’s been pre-greenlit
>it’s been pre-greenlit
Or in layman's terms, we cut half of S1 and put it as S2
in non-moron's terms A24 funded a 8ep season 1 and waited for it to make them money, but Amazon hit them up before it was released, bought it and then funded season 2
Why did they make Adam's ass so jiggly. Nifty was bouncing on that cake
SEX WITH NIFFTY
romantic cuddling in a pool of angel blood
>Adam is basically Anon
>Nifty is the janny
holy shit
Where was the tension? This was supposed to be the great season finale, but the only people in actual threat ended up those fighting Adam, for a very brief while, every other sinner and demon had a field day.
Adam ends up going through a gauntlet of enemies until Lucifer shows up, at which the last embers of tension are gone. He's overpowered, and the hotel is not under any threat at all at that point. But that's not enough, he and Charlie team up to beat up Adam and he still doesn't give up until he is backstabbed during his monologue.
Lute manhadles Vaggie in their fight, is only defeated by Vaggie collapsing the hotel on her, refuses to plea, is called a failure by Vaggie, then cuts off her arm so she can prove Vaggie wrong by managing to manhandle her single-handedly (pun intended) and stop her from interfering in an already unfair to Adam fight.
Was I suppose to root for the other guys?
> But weren't you excited when the arrogant and smug executioners got btfo by careful planning?
No? I know this show is a comedy, but the battle was suppose to be serious threat.
> You should be amazed how they managed to turn angels' weapons against them!
Why? We get no worldbuilding about the weapons. Are angelic weapons the same as consecrated weapons? The later seem to glow bright yellow, unlike the angelic weapons that look like silver weaponry. Why does Carmilla has access to crates of the shit? Why do the executioners leave so much shit behind? Is there some angelic blacksmith that has to reforge all the weapons every year because the angels drop them on their return to Heaven? Maybe that's why the blacksmith made the weapons being able to harm angels, because he was pissed at having to reforge them.
> But look how much Charlie had grown, she became a leader her people need her to be!
With some nepotism from Alastor, and wasn't this show about the hotel? Why should I be excited she managed to raise up her people to fight Heaven?
It's not about tension, it's about beating the shit out of this butthole lol
tension is the only thing that matters when reading/watching a story anon. Without tension there is no catharsis when beating the shit out of him
There are two more episodes coming
> Lucifer's appearance was to show how much he really cares about Charlie!
Yes, she's the most important thing for him, we know. Even if she didn't call him in E5 he would've came to the Hotel, but would've had a better reason to say "Sorry I'm late." Sorry, you're later, Black person? Why weren't you at the hotel from the very fricking start? Did you need the technicality of Adam punching your daughter, or the cue of Pentious dying? Imagine if the first thing Adam would've seen upon flying towards the hotel was Lucifer. He'd be pissed, but he wouldn't attack, or try and get blasted. There, the whole conflict is resolved.
> But it's on Adam for being a moron and attacking Charlie.
Sure, maybe, but he yelled out that he was going to destroy the hotel and exterminate Charlie in front of all the angels. Why didn't Sera remind him that he shouldn't touch Charlie?
I have a crackhead theory that Niffty is stronger than she lets on. She might not even be consciously aware of it.
She's openly fricked with Valentino with no repercussions, she got the drop on Adam, and she's one of the souls under Alastor's control, the only other one of which we've seen is a former Overlord.
I don't think Alastor would have made a deal with some random crazy autismo if there wasn't a damn good reason for it.
STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB
Forgot picture
Sexo design ruined by invader zim humor
Sad to see Adam go, he was one of the few characters who expressed genuine joy in the sow and it was one of the reasons I loved watching him being an butthole. Seeing him having to stay at the hotel to redeem himself would have been really funny.
Stabby stab!
How did Charlie not know about Cannibal Town when she mentioned it in her song during episode 1?
She did know about them but she is disgusted by them so she doesn't step on that part of the city.
Interesting how Viv tried so hard to make him unlikable but he's easily one of the best chars. Rock on bruder.
a romantic dinner with Nifty!
watching a movie while cuddling with Nifty!
blasphemous sex while bathing in a pool of golden blood with Nifty!
>replaced voice actors with brodway ones
>can't afford Velvette to sing or say a line in the final episode
She didn't think this through did she?
>Adam: "I've never made a mistake in my fricking life."
The apple?
Eve made that mistake you blithering moron. In both the show and in the biblical stories. Eve tricked him into eating it so he couldn’t just get another wife.
So what happens when a character dies in this setting?
> Human: Goes to heaven/hell depending on ???
> Denizen of hell: Hellspawn cannot die except by holy weapons. When they die they ???, however if the right conditions are met dying can result in an ascension to heaven
> Denizen of heaven: Heavenly beings can be slain by divine weapons. When they die ???
Is Adam now in hell, does he respawn back up in heaven, does he go to some other third place, or has he just been deleted from existence?
Wherever he is he's not in Heaven. No one other than the seraphim know that Pentious is in Heaven now (Charlie and the rest made a memorial for him, so they clearly think that he's dead for good).
Lute seems to be operating under the impression that Adam is dead for good, so either he's baleeted, he's in Hell, or he's in a third place
I would assume he never died in the first place, seeing he is the only human looking character. So he probably went to hell.
Sinners can regenerate when killed by other sinners, check out Velvet when she said: “I can’t wait for that unlucky b***h to pull herself together,”
Adam was an Angel with holy power, Angel weapons are imbued with holy power. So when he blasted Sir Pentious that killed Pentious for good- or would have if his soul hadn’t been redeemed.
Otherwise, when angels kill non-redeemed sinners their magical essence and soul is imbued into the furniture and material fabric of hell, that’s why there are eyes on everything, why some creatures are sentient. Think about it like reincarnating but you can also reincarnate into a chair for an even WORSE hell experience. Or better, depending on how freaky you are.
I’m pretty sure sinners who get eaten in the Cannibal Colony are still alive, but they… become excreted and live in tbat perpetual state of agony, until they pass through the cannibal and their pieces are in close enough distance they can reconnect.
Hellborn creatures, like Imps, Hellhounds, and other denizens that exist in the lower rings, who were never sinners, die naturally and permanently, likely refeeding the energy of hell and acting as tormentors of sinners and entertainment of the Seven Deadlies. So Blitzo can die permanently, but Angel Dust can’t unless they’re killed with an angelic weapon.
It’s one of the reasons Striker needed an angelic imbued rifle to try and snipe Stolas but only needed his hand to nearly kill Moxxie.
Adam was likely a good person once and that’s how he got into heaven, but having his dick stroked for so long in heaven for being the first good boi has lead him to develop sinful traits to the point he’s likely been condemned to hell, where as Sir Pentious went from being untrusting, paranoid, and violent to trusting people and fighting to protect. Adam and Sir Pentious are like foils at this point.
Oh Adam we'll resurrect you back the second they discover a cure for....seventeen stab wounds to the back.
I've read manga with worse plot armour
like getting back after being sliced in half hamburger style
They'll be fine
SEVENTEEN STAB WOUNDS.
why are niffty and adam covered in piss
Angels bleed piss
>adam smiled because Lute's piss from her torn off arm was getting all over him
Wasn't it said that wounds from Angelic weapons are permanent?
If so how come Vaggie healed and what does that mean from Adam (it means he's dead, I'm coping)
Come on bruv, the stabbing wasn't all that big by cartoon standards
Vox could've stole and healed Adam because he wants him to kick Alastor ass again
why didn't he just do this to alastor
Because axing the gay was cooler.
Because Adam likes taking people down a peg. Alastor really thought he could take him on and tell him off. He got shut down REALLY quick, and all that bravado went nowhere.
There’s no way Vox seriously thinks he can take on someone like Lucifer and replace him as the king of hell right?
He has the tech, he now knows that angelic weapons CAN kill someone like Adam of all people, and witnessed all of this live, and saw Alastor get blown the frick out! He’s on his highest horse right now, so him believing he can 100% frick up Lucifer & actually have a chance to do it with his connections is entirely possible. I wouldn’t be shocked he is starts working with Sera.
Lucifer is clearly a figurehead ruler at best, like the King of England, and has no interest in actually being in charge. The Vees are vying for being Prime Minister, where the real power is. As long as they don't directly threaten Charlie then Lucifer has no reason to care.
i thought it was good. when i heard the leaks i feared he'd job but he thrashed charlie, sent alastor running, and could only be taken out by lucifer. nifty just finished him off.
prime minister implies far more order than there probably is. it's more like a pile of mob bosses gunning each other down
Maybe not the best comparison but you get the point. Lucifer is the most powerful but he hates being around other sinners, let alone being in charge of them. If he actually gave a shit about ruling there wouldn't be any overlords to begin with.
yes i'd agree with that. he could take charge anytime but he wrote them all off as not worth it a long time ago
Adam, Lute, Vox are the best characters
What does that say about me
You like characters that express joy and move the plot as opposed to relationship drama and misery.
You are literally me
Husk is the best character
i like vox too. characters that have a one sided rivalry with someone who doesn't care they exist are always funny to me
I just like haters in general.
Still a better death than the Night King in GOT.
Why didn't Lute taunt Charlie about Lilith?
homie she was probably sworn to secrecy about the deal from Adam who told her, no way she's snitching on her bro like that.
Ah yes, because Lute and Adam are totally the type of people to respect duty of confidentiality, hasn't that happened before?
Unless they respect Lilith more then Sera, which would be interesting.
They actually went down the "Just use angelic steel lol" route? The idea of angels only being able to be killed when by selfless intentions is way better both narratively and as a means of justifying how no one in the history of ever has used angelic weapons before.
Viv watched too much Panty & Stocking and pretty much copied the idea, and did it the same way.
Wait… So Adam had sinless powers.
Adam shitposted so hard and got into a flame war with Satan that Nifty the janny banned him.
lel
>charlie goes final form for the big battle
>still barely does anything
this show is shit
>it's Daddy saves the day episode
What's Viv's problem?
Daddy issues
It’s actually a bit interesting, seeing both Alastor and Charlie fight him.
Alastor is much more skilled and smarter, so he heals Adam off much longer, but he was just way to weak to do anything with said smarts and skills. Charlie on the other hand has essentially 0 experience fighting, but is much stronger than Alastor and did some actual damage, but Adam was just a better fighter than her so she couldn’t use her strength to actually bring it home.
well, you don't need to be too strong to distract and dodge
all alastor did was annoy and slow down adam
when he actually made him take the fight seriously and stop being a fratboy moron, he swatted him
If Charlie did overpower him, you'd just call her a Mary sue so moot point
Yes, and it would fit. You know how you avoid being a mary sue?
>You don't get your way all the time and it helps if you more personality then a plank of wood
If you think this show was anything more then fujoshit ex boyfrield bashing you're moronic, Adam did nothing wrong, everything right.
She lived as a pacifist her entire life, of course she would be shit at fighting
Apparently didn't want her killing any angels. I wonder how better it would've been if Charlie ordered a no kill rule on the angels from the get-go so the Hazbin crew could only wound or beat up the angels. This allows Sir Pentious's sacrifice to have a huge enough impact where he's teleported to heaven mid-fight and the Seraphim, now realizing that sinners in hell can go to heaven, go down to hell and order a stop to the extermination. This, along with the Seraphim's backing, then reinforces Charlie's goal of wanting to redeem sinners when rebuilding the Hazbin Hotel.
>Apparently didn't want her killing any angels.
She explicit want to avoid killing and saw the whole bloodshed as a failure of her, but in the end of the day she also knew she had no other choice
It actually refreshing to see good characters that don't go "muh killing is always wrong! should only fight to wound"
Charlie didn't kill any angels which is why its annoying that she's allowed to tip toe around shit while the others are having a slaughterfest.
Every time she hit an angel she said sorry. There is a reason why she also has a shield, instead of a melee weapon.
Stop speedwatching.
Could she have taken Valentino back in episode 4?
Easily if she knew how to control her powers. Otherwise, no.
step 1. Get angry
step 2. Kick ass
Yeh but Charlie is a pussy by nature. It's part of why nobody actually respected her.
Probably? I mean she went toe to toe with Adam for a while.
I don't think it would have been a good idea to pick a fight with the Vees though, the MAD between the Overlords seems to be the only thing keeping Pentagram City from being any more anarchic than it already is destabilizing that would make things to shit.
It's out.
>stop Lucifer from killing Adam
>doesn't mind watching Nifty stab him 27 times
Okay I guess.
Nifty snuck up on him. And she seemed upset when she did.
I just realized the irony of Adam dying by being backstabbed by a woman.
>He was right
Literally
>he taken out by the janny
she does it for FREE
*jobs in your way*
>Alastor gets stomped by Adam
>Adam gets trounced by Lucifer
>Lucifer in turn get's owned by Alastor during their song
is this some sort of rock-paper-scissors scenario
Lucifer and Alastor were pretty even on bantz. He'd crush Al in a fight. Also to Adam's credit he was getting ganked and still managed to get a good hit in on Lucifer
Alastor is going to set up LuciferVCharlie. This seems too obvious. If Alastor controls the ruler of hell, he's the most powerful.
easy; Lucifer didn't get serious when Alastor was doing some little ribbing
He beat Adam because he was threatening his daughter
even with his full power, Alastor couldn't beat an actual angel
Regular exorcists couldn't pierce his magical barrier at all. He slaughtered a ton of them. Adam is a very high ranking angel, basically the leader of heaven's army
>jobs
I admit I am new, what the frick does jobs and jobber mean?
Someone who does a bad job
Character who is hyped up as super powerful getting btfo relatively easily. Usually to a generally weaker character or to hype up a new character but can also be in regards to a general fight.
Alastor was hyped as the super scariest Overlord with weird hax powers, and Adam stomped the shit out of him in more ways that one
if al gets his power from lilith as some theorise, it makes sense adam can take him. adam and lilith being equals in all things
when a powerful character is defeated to prove how powerful an other character is. it's to make the other character look good by comparison basically. it is generally seen as unearned and predetermined, taking its name from pro wrestling matches having a designated loser.
i don't think alastor jobbed, since it makes sense he being merely a fun OC, can't actually take on the first angel. his sin is pride, after all.
That means he is rapable and everybody can get a piece of that deer twink ass if they put their mind to it.
Oh so. Lute is looking pretty jobbable right now with only one arm.
>awkwardly shows up later
Pretty cringe.
>Lucifer and Husk immediately turn sour when he appears
He spent 7 episodes being OP as frick. If he didn’t lose to Adam it would’ve solidified him as a Villain Sue. It was good character development tbh
Alastor more like ACKlastor
He'd be Bambi's b***h if they ever met.
sometimes I braid my anus hair and lick my fingers when I'm done.
I hate this show so much, it actually makes me want to do illegal things
Some of the characters in the show also make me want to do illegal things.
>I hate this show so much, it actually makes me want to do illegal things
>Vaggie and Charlie and Lucifer don't even give Lute 5 seconds to mourn Adam
Our heroes.
He will be back for his crippled bribe. With a hole in his chest.
Ultimately, Vaggie, Charlie, and Lucifer lose all of the best sinners they’ve cared about to them.
ADAM SHALL RETURN
I dont think Lute even picks up Adam's body, where did it go?
Nifftys collection
>Niffty FINALLY gets an episode
>they have to go into her room to look for something or something
>it's an absolute mess
>Charlie daintily pulls a tarp off on an amorphous pile
>it's Adam's corpse and a bunch of stuff she ripped off of other dudes
>"What the hell is this, Niffty?!"
>"It's a tarp!"
Probably got eaten by the cannibals. Lute took his halo back to heaven
>Adam turned into a fan favorite
>Nobody cares about Nifty
>Adam is literally based off her old ex
Damn
I care about Niffty AND Adam.
>nobody cares about nifty
Blasphemous sex with my wife in a pool of Adam's blood!
>ex boyfriend
Why are woman so pathetic
Dante's Divine Comedy literally has all of his enemies in hell. Like half the book might as well be a virgin vs chad meme
>self inserts and doesn't even hide it
>meets all his favorite characters, they indulge him in conversations
>all of his enemies are in hell and a deep one.
>gets the love of his life, young and beautiful maiden in heaven
If it was written today no one would even pick it up.
That's why they call it the divine comedy.
I should really read the Divine Comedy, it seems really cool
Wait are you serious? How is basing the ultimate man on your ex bf anything but a compliment
In another life...
I'm loving this.
It’s okay. That’s my ancestor, and I give Viv permission to do this.
Alastor needs to get clowned on more
Number one thing I’m looking forward to in future seasons.
I'll be honest, I'm rooting for Vox in their inevitable clash. He is totally going to bring up him almost getting killed by Adam
Could really use a Mega right now.
No
No, Charlie told her to stab and she did. I love the relationship between Nifty and Alastor.
Also, unrelated, but I don't want to make another thead, Carmilla with long hair is pure sexo.
Can someone shop Lucifer and Adam over these