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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No it wasn't. It was released in Netflix you idiot. They knew no one would watch it

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it, Sofia Boutella is hot especially with the short military tomboy haircut

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol I already forgot about it
    Frick Snyder for killing my spider waifu

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Exposition, exposition, exposition

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Without googling, name the main female protag.
    You can't

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blumpfkin.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i watched the wedding singer yesterday and couldn't tell you anyone's name in that either. that means nothing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Julia Goulia

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Julia and Robbie. I haven't seen the Wedding Singer in years. What about Happy Gilmore? I haven't seen that in years either but I still remember Chubbs and Shooter McGavin.
        Rebel Moon's "characters" are so bland and derivative that they leave zero impression

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          chubbs and shooter mcgavin are both memorable names. shooter does finger guns constantly to help cement it in your mind, too.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scott Gulia.

        I always think of him when that bad guy Judge is onscreen in Dredd.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elieen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rey Skywalker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I almost unironically said Katniss knowing full well that's not her name.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Noutella
      I hate Nutella, NFI what the character is called
      just barely seen the trailers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jakesullly

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And he did.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Star Wars some Disney Rebel Moon knock-off that pushes the LGBTQ+R agenda for the Zionists? Who the frick would watch that slop when Snyderkino is on the menu?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fatigue is real, it wouldn’t matter if was the best movie ever made because nobody gives a shit anymore

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fatigue of what? Dunc 2 just came out and most of the morons are actually acting like it's the best movie ever, despite it being just few steps above your regular capeslop and starshit

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And it did, it was good and entertaining. The fact that we don’t have endless threads daily with people arguing about whether it was or wasn’t enjoyable means collectively everyone was pretty gosh darn tootin’ okay with it.
    The story, the visuals, and world building are all way better than Star Wars and that’s a fact. The corniness and forced in humor while still sticking to a scientific understanding and goal of characters “doing” something is better than Star Trek.
    This series (with only 1/3 parts released) has shit down Star Wars homosexuals and Star Trek incels. For that I am happy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gr8 b8 m8, here's a (you)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gr8 b8 m8, here's a (you)
        I thought

        And it did, it was good and entertaining. The fact that we don’t have endless threads daily with people arguing about whether it was or wasn’t enjoyable means collectively everyone was pretty gosh darn tootin’ okay with it.
        The story, the visuals, and world building are all way better than Star Wars and that’s a fact. The corniness and forced in humor while still sticking to a scientific understanding and goal of characters “doing” something is better than Star Trek.
        This series (with only 1/3 parts released) has shit down Star Wars homosexuals and Star Trek incels. For that I am happy.

        was talking about Orville, because of a post above. This homie was talkin' about Rebel Moon! LOL!
        You frickin' Snyder Indian fricks are somethin' else man.

        From the very beginning there was no real atmosphere on the planet at any time. No animals or insects or wind. Everything felt flat.
        Do we really need to discuss what the villain was wearing during the last battle. Couldn't stop laughing

        >From the very beginning there was no real atmosphere on the planet at any time. No animals or insects or wind. Everything felt flat.
        You just described 300. Snyder strikes again.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than DUNC

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the city in DUNC is mostly subterranean because it has 150 degrees outside during daytime.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm convinced snyder should be given a restraining order from the art of cinema, this movie was probably the worst thing I've seen in months
    >introduce nice robot
    >robot runs away for the entire movie
    >introduce nice soldier
    >soldier literally disappears with no word after fight in the barn
    >every crew member has zero interaction with the rest of the cast and the entire movie is just going around picking up rpg characters and stuffing them into the inventory

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the extended cut will fix it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and stuffing them into the inventory
      That's so they can trade them for something good later.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yep the fabio guy who rode the gryphon also disappeared after he was introduced despite that whole sequence existing just to get him freed from the farm

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My understanding is this is what Pokemon is about

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how hard was this to novelize? There's no fricking substance

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a coloring book.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they cast such an ugly ass man looking b***h? Main reason I didn't watch it

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    From the very beginning there was no real atmosphere on the planet at any time. No animals or insects or wind. Everything felt flat.
    Do we really need to discuss what the villain was wearing during the last battle. Couldn't stop laughing

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The extended 18+ cut will be kino. I heard from a friend who worked on the film that they filmed a sweaty lesbian sex scene between the main character and the asian lightsaber girl.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lies, the main girl is in love with the farm boy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no she's not

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Replace Star Wars
    Many have tried.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still waiting for the dir. cut.
    not watching until then.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snyder messed up going full Woke.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah he messed up by cutting too much shit. Shitload of them gonna be restored in director edtition which is 4 hour lmaooo

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well it’s just as shit, so mission accomplished

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf, I thought it was star wars
    I just assumed because of the "rebel" thing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He originally pitched it to Disney, they said no, so he took out the SW shit and made it.

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